Since everything didn't go smoothly today, I felt a bit gloomy and my face was gloomy.
On the way back to the school building, I met Xiong YaoYue who just came back from volleyball practice.
"Eh? You don't seem to be in a good mood! "
Xiong YaoYue asked me with a frown.
"Yeah, because I can't always run into happy things …"
"Hey! You always have a bitter face, even happy things will be hidden from you! Be a bit more cheerful! "
She patted my shoulder without any hesitation.
"That's easy for you to say, how can I be cheerful just because I want to be cheerful …"
Xiong YaoYue held her chin seriously and started to think:
"Does that mean you have to let your bad mood run away first? If that's the case, how about … "
"How about you beat me up!"
"What!?"
"You'll feel better after beating me up! Don't look down on me, I'm willing to do anything for my bro! "
She stuck up her thumb and made a "no problem, let's do it!" gesture. At the same time, she laughed heartily and the two canines in her mouth reflected the sunlight.
How radiant! How dazzling! I can't look straight at it! Aren't you a bit too loyal to your bro? You're willing to take a beating just to make me, your "bestie", feel better?
But even if you don't mind, I can't hit a girl in the field! I can't even hit Xiao Qin who bullied me for many years, let alone you!
So I appreciate your good intentions, but you should restrain your 'manly' nature and learn how to act cute from Xiao Qin so you can marry into a good family in the future.
After returning to the classroom, I found Xiao Qin sneakily peeking at the paper bag hanging on the side of my desk to see what was inside.
I purposely hung it on the left side of the desk far away from Xiao Qin, but I still couldn't escape! The Qing Zi Academy uniform that the class leader promised to mend the buttons is currently lying in the bag! It looks like I can only go home and sew by myself!
I pretended to be angry and said: "Didn't you say you'll be expelled if you look through my things!"
Xiao Qin shivered and hurriedly tried to explain:
"I, I didn't look through your bag! I just looked by accident! "
"You can't be careless!" I said with a serious face, "Since you violated the agreement, then today I will officially kick you out …"
The pale Xiao Qin gritted her teeth and suddenly pointed at the open back window.
"If you want to expel me, I'll immediately jump out the window!!"
Eh? This was the second floor! Threatening to commit suicide? The three ultimate moves of a woman: crying, throwing a tantrum, and hanging oneself. You've really mastered them! It must have been hard on you! You used to be a tomboy for so many years, and just by reading shoujo manga, you became self-taught! It seems like Xiong YaoYue's top priority isn't to find a math teacher to tutor her homework, but to take you as her teacher and learn basic girl skills.
"Ask me! Teacher Celery! "
Shouldn't Xiong YaoYue be kneeling in front of you with sincerity and earnestly learning how to be "manly"?
Although I thought that with Xiao Qin's skills, she wouldn't die even if she jumped from the second floor, but just in case, I still took back my words of firing her.
"Ye Lin classmate's Qing Zi Academy uniform, did you prepare it so you could sneak into Qing Zi Academy to see Ai Mi?"
Xiao Qin asked me after she finally calmed down.
"That's right!" I said in a bad mood, "I don't even know where the buttons are now, I'm afraid I won't be able to fool security in the future!"
"Um … if Ye Lin classmate doesn't mind, then let me sew this uniform!"
Xiao Qin suggested with a heart full of love.
"You?" I was doubtful about her sewing skills. Also, the class leader said she collected a lot of buttons and some were similar to the ones from Qing Zi Academy. Where would Xiao Qin get those buttons?
"Just leave it to me! Mending Ye Lin classmate's clothes is one of my top ten wishes! Please satisfy me! "
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … by the way, my other wishes are to marry Ye Lin classmate, travel around the world with Ye Lin classmate, and have children with Ye Lin classmate …"
That's enough! It's enough to fulfill my wish of mending clothes! Please fulfill the other nine wishes in your dreams!
I handed the paper bag to Xiao Qin and she took it with joy.
"I'll definitely use my love as material and completely fix Ye Lin classmate's clothes!"
Xiao Qin vowed solemnly. She then turned her head to the right and made a face at the class leader who was concentrating on preparing and was not paying attention to us.
Do you think you won because you reclaimed the right to mend my clothes? Don't feel good about yourself! Even if I begged the class leader to mend my clothes, she wouldn't agree!
On the other hand, Niu ShiLi thought Xiao Qin's face was directed at him and jumped in fright.
"Xiao Qin classmate, you …"
Xiao Qin's androphobia flared up before Niu ShiLi could finish his sentence. She turned her head back and focused on her book, not daring to talk to Niu ShiLi.
It made Niu ShiLi feel uncomfortable and he couldn't calm down for half of the class.
During lunch, the cafeteria was packed because everyone didn't want to go far because it was hot. Inadvertently, Xiao Qin, Xiong YaoYue, Gong CaiCai, Loud Mouth, and Little Smart squeezed into the same table.
The class leader was called away by teacher Yu and hasn't returned yet. But even if she came back, she might not be willing to eat at the same table as me.
It was a bit awkward to sit next to a boy who fantasizes about wearing a thong every day.
Not to mention I wasn't wronged because the class leader's brother wore a thong almost every day because of me!
I anxiously ate a mouthful of beans. It tasted so bad and salty, did the cafeteria auntie beat the salt seller to death!
Xiao Qin was on my left and Little Smart was on my right. Gong CaiCai sat between Xiong YaoYue and Loud Mouth.
Gong CaiCai originally didn't want to sit next to Xiong YaoYue, but there were no other seats in the cafeteria and she couldn't resist Xiong YaoYue's constant tugging, so she could only sit down silently.
Then she lowered her head and ate her food in small bites. She would occasionally raise her eyes to look at me, but when she realized I also noticed her words, she would immediately avert her gaze as if she did something wrong.
With so many girls sitting at the same table, it's hard to avoid gossip.
Loud Mouth was the first to speak:
"Yue Yue, do you think we'll be able to take first place in the female volleyball competition? The class leader seems to take it seriously. "
"Of course!" Xiong YaoYue said with lofty sentiments, "So what if we're first! My goal is to be first in the entire school! "
"Eh? That wouldn't be easy, right? I heard that third year class (3), the class of the school beauty, has a good volleyball student … "
"That's nothing! Who can defend against the perfect cooperation between the class leader and me, as well as a double smash? Hmph, if the class leader listened to me and cut her hair short, her agility could have increased by 20% … "
Don't suggest that to the class leader! A girl's long hair is very precious! The class leader has had this long hair since elementary school, how could she listen to you and cut it off! As a girl, can you be a bit more considerate of your fellow countrymen!
Xiao Qin was a bit more relaxed because everyone at the same table except me was a girl. She took the opportunity to stick her body closer to me while talking to Little Smart on my right.
"Um, I've been reading novels recently, can you recommend some good ones to me? Little Smart, you must have read a lot of novels! "
She rudely called her by her nickname … but I don't have the right to scold her since I don't remember Little Smart's real name.
Little Smart said faintly: "I've read a lot, but I still like novels where Guo Jingming is pressed down by Han Han."
Isn't it just BL! You fujoshi! Don't infect her with strange hobbies!
"I just realized." Loud Mouth said while picking out a strand of hair from the rice, "We only have one boy at this table! Shouldn't we ask him to treat us? "
I was unconvinced: "Why should I treat?"
Loud Mouth giggled and said: "Don't you feel good that we have so many girls accompanying you?"
"Hmph, it's not like I invited you guys over!" I continued to eat with my head down.
"That's true!" Xiong YaoYue suddenly interrupted, "How about this, Ye Lin, I'll let you touch Gong CaiCai's chest, then you can treat everyone to yogurt?"
She even winked at me after she said that.
Damn, you firmly believe I'm gay, so you think you won't lose out even if I touch Gong CaiCai's chest. That way, not only can you freeload on my yogurt with everyone else, but it can also make me feel better? Is your brain fried! There's something wrong with your logic! If I was gay, I wouldn't feel better even if I touched Gong CaiCai's chest!
Speaking of yogurt, don't you already have a bottle next to you? Isn't one bottle enough! Even if you want to freeload on my drink, you should at least change the type!
Loud Mouth was the first to laugh after hearing Xiong YaoYue say that. Gong CaiCai's face immediately turned red and she lowered her head, not daring to look at me.
Xiong YaoYue lifted Gong CaiCai's chin and forced her to raise her head. She even impolitely patted Gong CaiCai's chest.
"Genuine goods at fair prices, honest to all!" Xiong YaoYue said like a merchant, "Also, Cai Cai, don't keep a straight face, smile at the customer! Everyone's yogurt is depending on you! "
Xiao Qin suddenly said in a loud voice: "I can't let Ye Lin classmate touch! But if you let me touch it, I'll treat everyone to a drink! "
Eh? What are you trying to do? Do you think that if you touch Gong CaiCai's large breasts, your flat breasts will benefit and promote your development?
Gong CaiCai was like a rabbit in the mouth of a big bad wolf and pitifully begged:
"Don't … don't touch me, okay? As long as you don't touch me, I'll buy you yogurt … "
"Forget it! Cai Cai, you have no sense of humor! "Xiong YaoYue saw that Gong CaiCai took it seriously, so she stopped joking with her.
Xiao Qin still didn't give up and wanted to attack Gong CaiCai's chest. It scared Gong CaiCai so much that she almost fell under the table.
After being warned by me, Xiao Qin became a bit more well-behaved, but she quickly said unwillingly: "How about I tell everyone a joke!"
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