After the class meeting, Xiao Qin showed me the class uniform she drew on a piece of paper.
It was potatoes again without any suspense! There was a '3' written on the surface of the smooth potato! People will definitely mistake us for being students who major in agriculture and reclamation!
"Isn't this too old-fashioned?" I commented, "At least a crown would make it look more domineering …"
After hearing my words, Xiao Qin immediately added a few strokes on the paper and drew a simple crown on top of the potato.
"Now it's domineering!" Xiao Qin was full of anticipation as she waited for my confirmation.
Mechanically imitating! What does it mean to put a crown on a potato? Is it a king of potatoes? He must have an eggplant prime minister where the ruler and the minister never leave each other and wander around under your pen!
"Tsk, why didn't you say anything during the class meeting if you had so many ideas?"
"Because, because there are too many boys in the class! I'm too embarrassed to draw on the blackboard in front of so many boys. If I uploaded it on a piece of paper, I was worried people wouldn't understand the profound meaning behind my designs … "
Profound my ass! Is it the meaning of promoting potato cultivation? Besides, you got the crown and the "3" from others. Only the potato element is your own creation, isn't it?! In the end, teacher Shui Qin's drawing style can be summarized as potatoes! At most, you can add eggplants! So you're the shocking 'vegetable style'! If you were willing to go on TV and hype it up, there might be people who would respect you as a grandmaster!
During lunch break, I wanted to talk to Gong CaiCai alone and tell her not to tell the class leader about me and Xiao Qin kissing. But Gong CaiCai always walks with other girls, and she would act scared whenever I approached her. I couldn't find an opportunity, so I could only give up for now.
Since this matter couldn't be accomplished, I could only do another.
The other matter was to tell Xiong YaoYue that the most handsome guy in 28 Middle wants to hit on her.
It might sound a bit vulgar, but it's short and to the point, and Xiao Xiong wouldn't mind.
When I found her, she had taken off her left shoe and sock because of the sand in her sneakers. She was washing her feet next to the sink in the back field.
"The water is pretty damn cold!" Xiong YaoYue muttered to herself.
"That's because Dong Shan city uses underground water!" I walked over and continued her sentence.
"It's you, you scared me!" Xiong YaoYue said, "I thought it was the dean! If she catches me washing my feet in the sink, I'll be criticized again! "
"Being criticized by the notice is a small matter, but if it causes our class to have their marks deducted, Little Class will be furious! My ears are going to suffer again! "
Was he taking advantage of her by calling the class leader 'Xiao Ban Ban' behind her back? Since you're afraid of getting your ears pulled, don't wash your feet here! This is a place for us men to wash our feet! You're a girl bathing here barefoot, it's quite indecent!
Furthermore, after taking a closer look, although most of your skin has been tanned by the sun, your feet still retain their original color, right? It might not be as white as Gong CaiCai, the class leader, or Xiao Qin, but it's still whiter than me.
At the ankle, there was a black and white dividing line. It looked like a black and white chocolate! So Xiong YaoYue wasn't born with dark chocolate!
"What's the matter?"
Xiong YaoYue didn't care that I stared at her feet for a long time.
Of course! I came to tell Shen ShaoYi that he asked you out! Otherwise, why would I come to watch you wash your feet!
"Xiao Xiong, did you know? Shen ShaoYi, he … "
Xiong YaoYue started laughing before I could finish.
"I know, I know! Hahahaha, it's already spread among the girls! A bored senior even printed it in the school newspaper with the title 'Shen ShaoYi's Relationship Problems Revealed, He Actually Fell in Love with Someone He Shouldn't Have', it's so funny! "
Eh? Did the news get leaked? Was it because I was talking too loudly with Shen ShaoYi and his female fans heard it? But, Xiao Xiong, you don't have to laugh so happily. The person Shen ShaoYi likes is you! Even if you're not interested in dating Shen ShaoYi, you'll still become the target of half of the girls in 28 Middle! Why are you still laughing foolishly!
"Xiao Xiong, be more serious, I'm planning on a serious relationship!"
At this time, Xiong YaoYue had already washed the sand off her feet and put on her socks. She bounced a few times on the ground and said:
"Don't waste time! I'm going to run two laps on the track and field, if you have anything to say, just say it while you run! "
I could only run alongside Xiong YaoYue at a medium-high speed. I risked getting choked on my food and said while running:
"Xiao Xiong, since you already know, you should at least give me an answer!"
Xiong YaoYue seemed to be very happy while exercising. She continued to speed up while shouting against the wind:
"From now on — — you — — can call me Winnie!"
"What?"
"Because Winnie is a high-end name, it's cooler than Xiao Xiong and Da Xiong! I want everyone to call me that! "
Was it another irrelevant answer?! I can understand how the class leader felt on the podium! I asked if you agreed to go on a date with Shen ShaoYi!
"Okay, I'll call you Winnie, but you have to answer my questions honestly." I surrendered, "What are you going to do about Shen ShaoYi?"
"Eh? What does Shen ShaoYi have to do with me! "
Xiong YaoYue widened her eyes in shock.
"You … are you trying to piss me off! Didn't you say you know everything about Shen ShaoYi's relationship problems! If you know everything, then give me an answer! "
"Why, do I have to give him an answer?"
Should I ignore him? Should I put Shen ShaoYi down? I never expected Xiong YaoYue to do this? The public lover Shen ShaoYi is going to receive unprecedented cold treatment!
After all, Shen ShaoYi is one of the eighteen arhats on the basketball team, so I decided to work harder for him.
"Winnie, Shen ShaoYi already made it very clear, you should at least …"
"Eh? Ye Lin, what's wrong! You're making it sound like Shen ShaoYi and I have some sort of relationship … "
"You guys don't have a relationship right now, but maybe in the future …"
"There won't be a relationship in the future! I hate it when he flings his hair! I'm not interested in gigolos! Also, isn't he one of your people! "
"What? Wait, what did you say? "
Xiong YaoYue stopped near the sandpit and looked back at me strangely.
"Ye Lin, you're really not straightforward! You even know about it from the school newspaper, yet you still want to keep it a secret from me! "
I blinked my eyes and didn't know what Xiong YaoYue was talking about.
Seeing my wronged expression, Xiong YaoYue ran back and patted my shoulder to comfort me.
"Forget it, you're probably a bit shy! Sister Winnie forgives you! "
Whose sister are you! I'll repeat, I'm older than you!
"I guessed before that your gay lover was from our school … but I never expected it to be Shen ShaoYi! No wonder Shen ShaoYi ignored so many girls who expressed their feelings towards him! So he's a couple with you! I always see you guys bickering on the basketball court, but it turns out you're flirting! "
Damn, I'm vomiting blood! What did you just say? The one Shen ShaoYi likes is you! Even if he wants to be gay, he should be with captain Guo SongTao! No matter what, it's not my turn! Did the rumors you heard come from Little Smart?! And it spread throughout the school in just one afternoon!? As expected, girls love to gossip at the dining table!
Xiong YaoYue twisted her body and said in bewilderment:
"But from what the girls said, it seems like you're the one on the top! Weren't you the one on the bottom before? Are you both on the top and the bottom? "
My liver is about to explode from anger! Anyone can be on the top and the bottom! Who's the one that spread such irresponsible rumors! She said it so happily, as if she was supporting me and Shen ShaoYi to be a couple, it doesn't seem like it was Little Smart's doing! Little Smart was clearly supporting "Tao Yi Lian"!
I finally calmed down a bit and said to Xiong YaoYue:
"You … are ridiculously wrong! Shen ShaoYi likes you and asked me to matchmake you! "
Xiong YaoYue looked like she had heard the funniest joke in the world. Her stomach was about to burst from laughing.
"Wahahaha — — why would that gigolo like me! I'm not familiar with him! "
It's because we're not familiar that I like you! Don't you understand that distance makes the heart grow fonder! Xiao Qin and I can't be more familiar, we're so familiar that we go to the men's room together and squat in adjacent cubicles! But I would never like a guy that climbs into my cubicle and steals my toilet paper! I will never say what I used to wipe my butt in the end!
I repeated Shen ShaoYi's words several times until Xiong YaoYue felt I wasn't joking.
"What's going on? Isn't he your lover? Why did he send you to ask me out? "
"I'm not gay, how many times do I have to tell you before you understand!"
"I understand!" Xiong YaoYue clapped her hands together in realization, "Is Shen ShaoYi going to abandon you!"
What do you understand! Where did you come up with such a weird conclusion?!
"Isn't it obvious! What a shameless act of betrayal it was to ask one's lover to help him build a bridge with someone else! How sad would you be if you were forced to be a matchmaker! "
No, you're overthinking it, I'm not sad at all, but I've given up on your IQ.
Xiong YaoYue clenched her fists with righteous indignation and scolded:
"Shen ShaoYi is a jerk! He clearly likes men, but he used the excuse of chasing me to get rid of you! As expected, pretty boys all have black hearts! "
"Don't say that I don't like him. Even if I did, I would never betray my best friend! Tell Shen ShaoYi that he's wrong about me! I would never steal my best friend's man! "
Her comforting hand rested on my shoulder again.
"Don't be sad, even if you're unlucky and met a scumbag, you'll definitely meet your true love in the future! I'll always support you! "
"Um … actually, my captain in the Wasteland Wolves team is a pretty gentlemanly man, do you want me to introduce him to you?"
No thanks, but my heart is tired and I feel like I won't love anymore.
I told Shen ShaoYi the bad news of Xiong YaoYue's rejection.
"Why?" Shen ShaoYi clenched his fists, "Why didn't you even give me a chance!?"
"My condolences …" I persuaded, "Winnie actually has a misunderstanding about you …"
"Winnie? Who's Winnie? "Shen ShaoYi frowned.
"Ah, Xiao Xiong. She's been liking this nickname lately … I'm telling you, the reason she rejected you was because she misunderstood that you like men …"
Shen ShaoYi's facial features almost shifted! He kicked the basketball rack next to him, "I don't like men! It's all shameless rumors! I have nothing to do with captain Guo SongTao! "
No, no, no, the latest rumors already made us a couple, but I'm too ashamed to tell you.
"Anyway, Winnie won't care about you before you clarify the misunderstanding … the most important thing is to prove you're not gay …"
"How do I prove it?" Shen ShaoYi asked.
"Um … I don't know how to prove it … how about you agree to a female suitor and try going out in front of Winnie …"
"Damn, how could you come up with such a stupid idea! That way, even if Winnie doesn't think I'm gay, she would still think I'm a playboy! "
The two of us, who were both top players on the basketball court, spent the entire afternoon worrying about how to prove we weren't gay.
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