The little fatty Zuo Xiong was so focused on stealing the bike seat that he didn't even notice the class leader and I were approaching before I spoke up to stop him.
Bastard, hurry up and stop! If you only have the steel pipe left after stealing the bike seat, it's already dark. What if the class leader doesn't see clearly and sits on it (although it's very unlikely) and gets stabbed by the steel pipe!
After I shouted, his body shook and he looked at me with a gloomy gaze.
Since my sunglasses were still on my nose, he didn't recognize me at first glance. Instead, he panicked when he saw the class leader behind me.
Ah, it's so familiar, it's the kind of gaze that looks at trash! The class leader finally looks at others with that kind of gaze!
Zuo Xiong felt like his goddess' gaze was filled with disdain. He abandoned the bike seat, turned around and ran while shouting:
"I'm not Zuo Xiong! You got the wrong person! "
What the fuck is your IQ! None of us said you were Zuo Xiong! You're just trying to hide your identity!
"Should we chase after him?" Since I was carrying a lot of things, I asked for the class leader's opinion.
"No need." The class leader sighed, "It's not like he removed the bike seat …"
Before she finished speaking, a new situation occurred.
Zuo Xiong was still holding the wrench he used to remove the bike seat when he ran along the side of the street. Coincidentally, there was a traffic police officer dealing with drunk drivers in front of him. In his panic, Zuo Xiong bumped into the traffic police officer.
The traffic police officer was yellow and skinny. He was nervous because the drunk driver kept saying "there's someone up there". It didn't matter if he was bumped into by Zuo Xiong, but the wrench in Zuo Xiong's hand scared the traffic police.
"Ah? You dare attack an officer!? "
The traffic police said as he took off his baton from his waist.
"I'm innocent! I didn't attack an officer! "
Zuo Xiong cried and ran towards the road. The drunk driver took advantage of the traffic police being distracted and stepped on the gas pedal to escape, but the truck just happened to hit Zuo Xiong! He flew out like a round rubber ball! He fell on a cart full of watermelons! The watermelons were all smashed and dyed Zuo Xiong red. The watermelon vendor expressed his grief!
After all, Zuo Xiong was our classmate and his life was at stake. The class leader shouted "Let's go take a look" and ran over first.
I followed him and saw Zuo Xiong lying on the cart covered with broken watermelons. I guessed he had a concussion. When he saw his red body, he thought he wouldn't be able to live.
Zuo Xiong had a faint smile on his face as he extended a trembling hand towards the class leader. The class leader took a step back in disgust.
"120? Someone was hit by a car here. The location is … "
Even so, the class leader still called the emergency number for him.
Zuo Xiong turned around absentmindedly when the class leader ignored him and said to me:
"During the physical examination, the doctor told me that I had high blood sugar, but I didn't believe him. I didn't expect my blood to be so sweet …"
Nonsense! It wasn't blood, it was watermelon! The watermelon vendor was very confident in his sweet watermelon! Since the class leader called the emergency number for you, the peddler is begging the class leader for compensation.
The class leader explained to the melon seller: "For a serial traffic accident, the perpetrator of the first accident has to bear the main responsibility."
After hearing the class leader's words, the peddler came to a sudden realization and turned around to pester the truck driver.
"You have to pay for my melon!" The peddler held a watermelon knife and blocked the truck driver who wanted to jump out of the car, "Don't even think about leaving if you don't hand over ten thousand yuan!"
The truck driver who reeked of alcohol and had a sweaty shirt said angrily: "Do you think you're selling cakes!"
"Put away your knife!" The police officer stepped in between the two of them, "If you have anything to say, then say it in the station!"
Zuo Xiong thought he was going to die soon as he laid amongst the remains of the watermelon and continued to speak in a daze:
"I can't receive Sha Sha's love in this life, but in the next life, I will definitely …"
Don't call the class leader by her nickname! According to Shu Zhe, only the class leader's parents call her 'Sha Sha'! Also, what are you going to do in the next life!
"In the next life, I will definitely become … Sha Sha's bicycle seat …"
Damn, are you fucking with a bicycle seat! If you're going to die, at least make a more ambitious wish!
After he finished speaking, Zuo Xiong's neck tilted to the right and he died … no, he fainted.
I thought since Zuo Xiong's surname was Zuo, his neck should tilt to the left, so I helped him correct his mistake.
I turned around and planned to ask the OCD class leader for credit, but the class leader didn't notice my actions.
I suddenly thought of something important, so I handed the two shopping bags to the class leader. Then, I pulled out the wrench from the unconscious Zuo Xiong's hand and returned to the class leader's bicycle. I tightened the bolts that were loosened under the bicycle seat.
"It's safe now!" I patted the bicycle seat and said to the class leader for a second time.
Huh? It doesn't seem like the class leader wants to praise me! Did it look like I was using the bicycle seat as an excuse to have indirect contact with the class leader's butt?
The class leader coughed and reminded me: "Return the wrench."
I glanced at the scene of the accident. Since there was a hospital nearby, the ambulance had already arrived and the paramedics were already carrying Zuo Xiong into the ambulance.
"Why are you still giving it to him? Is he going to come back and take apart your bicycle seat? "I joked," I helped him get rid of the evidence of assaulting a police officer, that's a huge favor! "
Thus, the super lethal weapon was temporarily placed in my shoulder bag.
After this dangerous episode, the class leader felt like she almost lost someone's life because of her, so she felt a bit scared and blamed herself. She didn't say anything else, she put her goods into the basket, got on the bicycle seat, and rode away.
"It's the weekend tomorrow and the day after, so don't just play and remember to do your homework."
The class leader warned me before leaving.
"If I finish all my homework, can you let me touch your butt?"
Thinking so in my heart, I could only nod silently on the surface to show my obedience.
I looked at my watch and it was already 8 pm. I quickly took a taxi to my dad's hotel, otherwise I would have to wait until tomorrow to sign my essay.
Since the class leader forcefully bought the bottle I was going to drink on the way, I felt a bit thirsty while sitting in the back seat of the taxi, so I didn't strike up a conversation with the talkative taxi driver.
Not long after, I arrived in front of the hotel. The interior of the car was a bit dark, so I took off my sunglasses and began to look for my wallet in my bag.
The taxi driver who was chatting cheerfully earlier couldn't help but shiver when he saw my ferocious gaze in the rearview mirror.
Sigh, this wrench is a hindrance, I shouldn't have packed it in my bag.
I took the wrench out of my bag first.
The chauffeur, who was already feeling nervous, was immediately frightened to the point of sweating profusely at the sight of this vicious wrench. He begged for mercy.
"Bro! Bro, I don't want the taxi fare anymore! Please be magnanimous and let me go! "
"I have an 80 year old mother and a wife and child who are not even a month old. If you take my life, they will starve to death!"
Are you fucking treating me like a murderer! If your mother was 80 years old, there's no way you would call me bro! Also, what's with a wife and child who are not even a month old! You're wrong! If your wife is not even a month old, then you're definitely a super girl-con! That's the type of person the police officer is! Hurry up and throw him in jail until the end of his days!
I finally paid the taxi fare to the driver and gave him the wrench. I patted his shoulder and said:
"Driver, keep this wrench to protect yourself!"
The driver was very moved and said goodbye to me with tears in his eyes:
"There's true love in the world, I never thought there would be good people in the underworld!"
Damn, give me back the wrench! Who's the underworld! Don't step on the gas like I'm going to shoot you with a submachine gun!
Speaking of which, it was my first time coming to this hotel. Maybe it was because it was close to Eastern University, there were a lot of university students who came in pairs.
In order to not be mistaken for a wanted criminal, I put on my sunglasses again.
The front desk of the hotel was quite lax because they were busy registering couples. As a visitor, I only said "I'm looking for my dad" and told them the room number, then they let me in.
Do they think that if they came to find trouble or catch an adulterer, they wouldn't call him dad without any integrity?
In order to exercise, I didn't take the elevator, but took the stairs to the second floor.
I walked to my dad's room and was about to knock, but I heard a woman making a ruckus inside.
Huh? Dad, you're finally affected by Director Cao's bad influence and can't stand the loneliness anymore! Not only did you call for a prostitute, but you also don't want to pay? Although I had some cash in my wallet, it's a depraved scene for a son to pay for his father's prostitution!
That's not right, the high-pitched female voice seems to be Auntie Ren.
"Give me back my necklace! It's something my mother left for me! It has a lot of value to me! "
The other yes-man's voice was naturally my dad.
"I didn't take your necklace! Did you lose it somewhere else? "
"Nonsense! I don't even take off that necklace when I sleep! It must have been last Saturday night … at that time! You hid it, didn't you!? "
"I didn't … if it's a silver necklace, could it have been taken away by a cleaner when she was sweeping the floor …"
"Cleaner? Then you have to ask the hotel to provide the surveillance footage for the past week! I want to see who stole it! "
"Um … there shouldn't be any cameras in the room, right? If there was, wouldn't everything that happened between us last Saturday be recorded? "
"Shut up! Didn't I tell you not to mention that matter! "
"Yes, yes …"
"What is it!? Tell me, do you have any improper thoughts towards me? Why did you text me to ask me out for a meal? "
"No, nothing, I just wanted to improve our relationship, we can be considered old neighbors …"
"What old neighbors! There are no feelings to speak of between the two of us! Do you really think I've fallen for you! "
"…"
"Listen to me! Don't you sell sex toys? The nature of last Saturday's matter was equivalent to using you as a sex toy once! "
My dad reminded weakly: "It wasn't once, it was four times …"
Although we were separated by the door, I could imagine Auntie Ren's blushing face.
"So what if it was four times! Don't tell me you plan on asking me for usage fees? "
"I wouldn't dare, even if I have to pay, I'll pay …"
"What did you say!?"
"No, no, I said it wrong …"
My dad, who repeatedly admitted his mistakes, did not have any backbone as the chief designer of Shenzhou 10, he completely lost face as a Spartan prince.
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