I stood outside the door and eavesdropped on the conversation between Auntie Ren and my dad. Soon after, I felt someone charge into the room.
I quickly took a few steps back and pretended like I just walked over. Sure enough, the door was opened from the inside and Auntie Ren stormed out with my dad trying to calm her down.
"Hongli, don't worry, she might not have left the necklace at the hotel …"
Auntie Ren was furious: "Who allowed you to say something so mushy! Do you want to die! "
Even though I was wearing sunglasses, my dad could still recognize me. At least I was his biological daughter and not a gift.
My dad pointed in my direction, "Don't say that in front of the child …"
His voice was extremely quiet, so Auntie Ren probably only heard the word 'child'.
"What!?" Auntie Ren's face changed, "Isn't it enough that you're still thinking about having a child!? You're shameless! I ate a few Yuting pills the next day, I definitely won't get pregnant with your bastard child! "
Auntie Ren realized she made a slip of the tongue when I got closer. She glared at us and disappeared into the hallway without a word. I'm guessing she went to find the floor manager to ask about the necklace.
When I entered, my dad and I looked at each other with a bitter smile.
"Dad, are you sure you didn't hide Auntie Ren's necklace?"
"I didn't!" My dad spread out his hands, "It's not like I'm a cowherd who peeked at the Weaver Maiden bathing. The cowherd hid the Weaver Maiden's clothes to force the Weaver Maiden to marry him."
"Not necessarily." I muttered, "The cowherd is a hoodlum, you're an AV reviewer …"
Jokes aside, I still had to do business today.
I offered the tea and beef jerky to my dad with a smile. Before I could take out my essay for his signature, my dad said with suspicion:
"Did you do something to let me down?"
"No, I didn't!" I said while handing over the essay, "I just helped you brag a bit, I hope you don't mind."
My dad skimmed through my essay and said angrily:
"I did have a classmate who participated in the design of Shenzhou 10, but it has nothing to do with me!"
"Also, you said the United States sent a female spy to seduce me, where is she?!"
Huh? Was this what he was even more dissatisfied with? Can't you just temporarily treat Auntie Ren as a female spy?
"And you say I have the rank of a general? He even threatened your language teacher, saying that if he didn't give you a high score, he would do the same thing as Li Tianyi … "
"Let me tell you, Li Tianyi has a lawyer, but I won't hire a lawyer for you! And I'll break your leg first! "
It had been many years since I last saw my father's dignity on his face. I actually felt very comfortable when I saw him for a short while.
"Although, I can barely be considered a general …"
Wait … wait a minute! Dad, what did you say!? When did you become General Ye YuanFeng when I wasn't paying attention! Why didn't you tell me such important information earlier? As a general, he must have the authority to mobilize armored vehicles! I feel like the future of the harem isn't optimistic. Hurry up and lend me the armored car so I can avoid the class leader's shotgun and Xiao Qin's machete.
I grabbed my dad's collar and asked him for the armored car. My dad quickly corrected himself:
"I'm not a real general. I purposely praised North Korea in my latest AV review. As a result, the president of the HHH enthusiasts club was very happy and gave me the rank of general …"
"Of course, the president didn't talk to me directly. It seems his Mandarin isn't good. It was an agent called 'General Cui' who told me. Actually, this General Cui's Mandarin is also very weird …"
"In addition, Director Cao was also given the title of general by the president. I'm guessing this rank is equivalent to an internal rank in the HHH enthusiasts club. He has the right to enter the hidden forums or something …"
What's the use of that! How dare you call yourself a general when you can't even get an armored car!? Also, your president is too self-aware! It's just a concentration camp for wretched men, but he actually gave their members military ranks!?
Although it was a pity that my dad wasn't a general who could deploy troops, he still happily signed my essay. He only complained:
"Next time, don't brag like that. Also, this beef jerky is a bit hard …"
It's fine! Next time I brag in my essay, I'll bribe you with a softer piece of beef jerky!
That night, I slept in my dad's room. Since it was a standard room with two beds, it was pretty idle even if I didn't use it.
My dad chatted with me until late at night. Other than teasing me about my sunglasses, he also asked me to find out what Auntie Ren liked.
Is he really going to chase after Auntie Ren! Are you determined to turn Xiao Qin into my sister?
"Dad, you … you've let it go?"
There was no need to say it clearly between father and son. Of course, I was referring to whether or not my dad had let go of Ai ShuQiao.
The hesitation that flashed through my dad's eyes made my heart sink, but he forced himself to say:
"It's probably … time to let it go …"
No! As expected, he still hasn't let go! The poison that Ai ShuQiao injected into my dad's body still hasn't completely dissipated! When I watched the Discovery Channel's Animal View, I thought the platypus was the only mammal that was poisonous, but I was completely wrong! All women in the world are poisonous! The more beautiful a woman is, the more poisonous she is!
However, compared to Ai ShuQiao, is Auntie Ren's poison a bit milder? Do I have to fight poison with poison? Compared to letting my dad fall into the abyss of love, even if Auntie Ren becomes a stepmother and Xiao Qin becomes an adopted sister, should I still help my dad chase after Auntie Ren!?
What an arduous task! Even if I succeed, I don't know if it will be a blessing or a curse!
But I am looking forward to the result of Xiao Qin becoming an adopted sister. I really want to enjoy the expression on her face when that happens!
Anyway, after experiencing so many things with Xiao Qin, I already miss her a bit if I don't keep her by my side, so I might as well let her become a younger sister! Let's turn her into a younger sister that I spend every day with, but there's a huge gap between us!
That night, I had a beautiful dream. I dreamt that Ai Mi and Xiao Qin followed me to a picnic under the name of my younger sister. It was really peaceful and carefree, and we also coincidentally met the class leader.
The class leader called me under a tree and told me with a worried expression that she had something to tell me.
What else is there to worry about! I thought, the person who's in the way already doesn't exist! If you like me, then just say it! Since you advocate frugality, then let's have a simple wedding. There's a small forest next to us, why don't we go straight to the bridal chamber …
In the end, the class leader said with a tone of someone who has seen through the world of mortals: "Actually … I'm also your younger sister …"
F * ck! That scared me awake! A beautiful dream turned into a nightmare! Every girl I meet is my younger sister, do you think I'm Duan Yu!
Also, the class leader's birthday is one day older than mine, so even if we become relatives, you should still be my older sister! Don't enter such an unscientific dream!
The next day, I did some homework in my dad's room, I guess I didn't let down the class leader's instructions on Friday night.
I'll do my homework seriously! Please don't become related to me by blood! This is my request for a lifetime!
I suddenly realized that the class leader's poison had already entered my body without me noticing.
You are nicknamed the "Justice Devil" by everyone. Do you also know how to use poison like other women? It's not a good match for you!
I shook my head and chased away my random thoughts. After eating lunch with my dad, we temporarily separated. I won't talk about it for now, but my dad has teaching materials to write.
My dad was delayed a lot because of the bird flu, and then there was the Auntie Ren incident, so he probably fell behind. Fortunately, Uncle He was reasonable and did not rush him.
Don't let down Uncle He's hospitality! Use the time you use to write AV reviews to write teaching materials! You fawned over the president of the HHH Enthusiasts Association, but all you got in return was useless!
I had nothing to do on the way, so I gave Xiao Qin a call.
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate?"
I heard the sound of running water on the other side.
"I, I'm washing my hair, there's foam on my face, I can't open my eyes …"
Eh? Don't pick up the phone if you're washing your hair! Also, you picked up so quickly, do you keep your phone by your side at all times, even in the bathroom!
"You're washing your hair? Then I'll call back later … "
"No … no need! The bathroom is filled with steam, it's not cold at all! Ye Lin classmate, if you have something to say, just say it! "
Cold? You're saying you're cold in this kind of weather? Don't tell me … you're not washing your hair, but taking a shower! Don't you have a single piece of clothing on you! Are you completely naked! Why would you pick up my phone in that kind of situation!
"Ye Lin classmate, my phone can take pictures ~?"
"I know, your crappy phone can only take pictures, it can't even go online, so why are you bringing it up now?"
"(* ^ _ _ ^ *) Hehe … if Ye Lin classmate wants, I can take a picture of my current appearance and send it to you via MMS ~?"
Take a nude selfie and send it to me! Who wants to see you with your eyes closed and a head full of foam! You can't even open your eyes, so the photo will definitely be crooked and blurry. More importantly, you'll definitely send the wrong MMS if you can't use your eyes! Although you don't have any other men in your contact list, it would still be a huge accident if you sent it to Auntie Ren or the class leader! If Auntie Ren can guess what's going on, she will definitely spank your butt. As for the class leader, she might think you're a lesbian!
After I rejected Xiao Qin, I asked:
"Xiao Qin, do you know what Auntie Ren usually likes?"
"Huh?" Xiao Qin felt it was strange, then she couldn't help but giggle.
"Ye Lin classmate, are you … starting to curry favor with your mother-in-law? I never thought Ye Lin classmate would be so traditional … "
"… Actually, you don't have to worry at all! Even if my mom doesn't agree, I'll threaten to drink pesticide and force my mom to marry me! "
Stop dreaming! Who wants to curry favor with their mother-in-law! I want to curry favor with my stepmother so I won't be abused like Cinderella!
Xiao Qin didn't say what Auntie Ren likes after asking for a while, but she said with certainty: Auntie Ren hates being controlled by people, she hates despicable people, and she hates fickle men …
My dad isn't the type of person who locks his wife at home after getting married. I feel like my dad's special skill is that no matter who he marries, he will always become a henpecked husband. Rather than managing his wife, it seems he prefers being managed by his wife!
Being a despicable person shouldn't have anything to do with my dad. Look at how he's so righteous even when selling adult goods. If he returned to ancient times, he would definitely be called a gentleman! — — I'm just not sure if writing an AV review is considered a despicable person.
As for fickle men, my dad is definitely not fickle. When I was 7 or 8 years old, there was often a young girl who wore glasses and had her hair in pigtails (I later found out she was my dad's student) who would come to my house to ask my dad for advice. She would also desperately give me sweets to increase my reputation! Now that I think about it, she definitely wanted to have a teacher-student relationship with my dad! My dad was afraid of delaying her, so he purposely gave her a hard time. Finally, she ran away crying and never came back! My biggest source of snacks is gone just like that!
But my womanizer plan will probably incur Auntie Ren's wrath. I still need an armored car! I need to defend against the class leader's shotgun, Xiao Qin's hatchet, and Auntie Ren's flying kick!
A crisp and clear * Pak! * sounded through the handset, bringing me back to reality.
"Hehe, Ye Lin classmate, can you guess where I made the sound when I was slapping?"
Don't let me hear the weird "pa pa pa" sound! Hurry up and tell me what Auntie Ren likes!
"Ye Lin classmate, if you want to know what my mom likes the most, then it can only be me …"
"What?"
"My mom likes her own daughter the most, so as long as you treat me well, my mom will also like you …"
Don't get it wrong! I'm not chasing after you, I'm trying to get my dad to chase after your mom! Should I let my dad take you to the amusement park in order to curry favor with Auntie Ren!?
In the end, I couldn't find out what Auntie Ren liked the most (other than Xiao Qin). But it seems like Auntie Ren was really worried after losing the necklace passed down from her mother.
At this time, the taxi was already parked in front of my neighborhood. I paid the driver and told Xiao Qin to take a shower first, then I hung up the phone.
"Ah! How did Ye Lin classmate know I was taking a shower!? " Xiao Qin pretended to be surprised, "Now Ye Lin classmate knows I was chatting naked with you … I'm so shy!"
Chatting naked my ass! Shy my ass! You clearly said you wanted to take nude photos and send them to me, then you slapped your thighs or butt to let me hear the sound! When I become your elder brother, I must properly discipline this slutty younger sister of mine!
I was managing the online store at night. I was listening to 'Uncle Fireball' complain about why the 'kiss balloon' wasn't on sale yet. I was also answering a female customer's question about the battery consumption of the massage stick when my phone rang.
I picked it up and saw it was Xiong YaoYue's number. But under her strong request, I changed her name in the phone book to 'Winnie'.
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