Since the class uniform was just a white t-shirt with some patterns on it, it only cost ¥35, which might not even be enough for a KFC meal, so all 45 people in the class voted in favor.
However, everyone had different opinions on what to write on the t-shirt and it was hard to come to an agreement.
"Print a picture of the pirate king Luffy hugging the empress!" Someone suggested irresponsibly.
"We don't need Luffy! Just the empress is enough! "Someone responded.
The class leader's face darkened behind the podium: "We're talking about the class uniform! What does Luffy have to do with our class 2-3? "
"Can't we live without an eraser?" Someone mumbled weakly.
The class leader knocked on the podium to quiet everyone, then she turned around and wrote "pattern" on the top left of the blackboard and "text" on the top right.
The chalk writing was solemn but not lacking in elegance, as if it had a calming power, everyone gradually quieted down.
"Who has a good suggestion, raise your hand and say it out loud! Don't make a ruckus! "
"I will write the alternate pattern and text on the blackboard, then everyone will vote to decide! Do you all understand? "
Maybe she suddenly remembered that her main job was to maintain order in the meeting, so she would be missing someone to count the votes, so her gaze fell on Gong CaiCai who was closest to the podium.
"CaiCai, come up and help me count the votes."
"Me? Me?" Gong CaiCai had a difficult expression, as if the class leader wanted her to do a striptease on the podium.
"You, you're the study committee member and your chalk writing is good, so you're the most suitable person to count the votes. How about you train yourself?"
Gong CaiCai could only shyly stand to the class leader's left. Compared to the class leader, she seemed even shorter.
"Oh right, CaiCai, if you have any good ideas, feel free to say them."
"I … I can't think of any good ideas …" Gong CaiCai's voice was as soft as a mosquito, "Even if I thought of one, I wouldn't dare to say it …"
The class leader sighed, "If anyone in the class is as shy as Gong CaiCai, you can send us a slip of paper and we'll read out your suggestions!"
As for the design, there were many unreliable opinions. Some said it should be SpongeBob SquarePants, some said it should be Kung Fu Panda, and some said it should be Che Guevara.
Since the holes on SpongeBob SquarePants' body made people think of pimples, it was unanimously rejected by all the girls. Kung Fu Panda and Che Guevara were also criticized as "unoriginal", but the class leader still wrote them on the blackboard.
Xiao Qin expressed that the uniform should be printed with a Hello Kitty or Doraemon. Although it received a lot of support from the girls, the boys strongly opposed it, so they had to give up.
The class leader frowned and looked at the empty blackboard, "Do you have any other suggestions for the pattern? It's best if it's related to class 2-3 … "
Little Smart raised her hand weakly and said, "Why don't you draw a Star of David and then write a '3' in the middle of the star!"
"What is the Star of David?" The class leader asked.
"Oh, it's a hexagram, a Jewish symbol. Some curses can use it …"
Little Smart explained as she looked at me maliciously.
Damn, you must have tested it on me already! As if Thai black magic isn't enough, now you want to use Jewish magic to curse me to explode my testicles!
"A hexagram isn't bad, at least it's symmetrical …" The class leader muttered, "Does that '3' refer to class 2-3?"
"Yes, this way we can still use the uniform even if we get to third grade …"
Little Smart's words made the class leader's eyes light up.
So she really has the personality of a housewife? You should save whenever you can, a uniform should be worn for at least two years. That way, the ¥35 wasn't spent in vain, right? How sad! Your brother shows off in front of his girlfriend every day, even $35 might not be enough for a day's expenses!
"Okay!" Eunuch Cao suddenly jumped up and said, "We'll use a hexagram! This design is too awesome! "
Puzzled, everyone waited for him to continue.
"Jie jie jie jie jie … have you guys seen 'The Da Vinci Code'? In 'The Da Vinci Code', it says that a hexagram is made up of two triangles. The top triangle represents a man, and the bottom triangle represents a woman. That's why our uniform is a combination of Yin and Yang, a symbol of male and female mating! "
"As for the '3' in the middle of the hexagram, it could represent our class 3, or it could represent that we don't mind having threesomes …"
"Cao JingShen, shut up!" The class leader's eyes turned cold and Eunuch Cao quickly sat down.
But the hexagram was completely destroyed by Eunuch Cao. Next, everyone agreed to keep the '3' and think of another way for the pattern.
"How about this." Niu ShiLi raised his hand and said, "How about we use a bigger '3' and put a crown on top of it?"
Everyone thought it wasn't a bad idea, someone suggested: "Let's put the crown on a slanted angle! That's pretty cute! "
The class leader, who had a happy expression because the pattern finally made some progress, blinked her eyes as if she was pricked by a needle.
At this time, everyone remembered the class leader has obsessive-compulsive disorder. It is said that she hates the Leaning Tower of Pisa the most. If the Leaning Tower of Pisa falls one day, while the Italians mourn, the class leader will mercilessly hang up lanterns to celebrate.
That's why it's torture for the class leader to wear the class uniform with a crown on it. It's like asking the class leader to live in the Leaning Tower of Pisa! The class leader would want to perish together with her new home!
The class leader didn't want to admit that she had a serious OCD. She had an unnatural expression as she discussed with everyone:
"Um … isn't wearing a slanted crown a bit too formal? Since our class has won the crown, we should continue to wear it steadily … "
She just wanted everyone to put the crown back on! But she didn't want to let the 2-3 class become her decision maker. If the opinion of wearing the crown was the majority, even if it caused her extreme discomfort, she would still respect everyone's opinion. Wouldn't that be worthy of her attribute as a Justice Devil?
Class leader, aren't you tired? Justice Devil, Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder, and Thriftiness, these three attributes are fighting with each other in your body. Often, when you decide on an ordinary matter, a three-way battle will break out. Fortunately, your brain works fast, and the outcome of the battle is decided very quickly. This makes you appear to be resolute, brave, and decisive in front of others … They won't know that your heart is full of contradictions, and you often have to make sacrifices!
Although everyone didn't say anything, they all knew that if they used the class uniform with a crown, the class leader would one day become crazy. So, without any obstacles, they unanimously agreed to change the crown to an upright one.
The class leader let out a long sigh of relief and slightly bowed her head to thank everyone for their understanding.
After deciding on the pattern, it was time to decide what words to print on the T-shirt.
Someone suggested printing "Our class" in a horizontal row, each word imitating the format of a chess piece.
"Class 2 already uses these words!" Loud Mouth objected, "Isn't it embarrassing to copy their idea?"
The skinny and pale language class representative who once wrote a poem for the radio station stood up, "How about 'Fly your dreams, sing your wishes' or 'Hand in hand, heart to heart'?"
"Sounds pretty good …" someone in the class said, but there were also some people who said it sounded too sour.
"Then we might as well just use 'To Youth'!"
The English class representative was an unsmiling girl. She raised her hand and stood up and said:
"We might as well just write girl for girls and boy for boys!"
"Um … are you afraid that people can't tell if you're a man or a woman, so you marked it out?"
Someone sneered in a low voice.
The suggestions after that became more and more outrageous, such as "I can't afford to get hurt", "Don't bother me", "It's so hot", "The principal is looking for me" …
At this time, someone passed a note. Gong CaiCai opened the note without any precaution and read it:
"Today we're classmates, tomorrow we'll share the same bed …"
Her face turned as red as an apple in an instant! If it was the class leader, she would definitely read it carefully before reading it! There's no need to think, it must be an anonymous note written by Eunuch Cao! He must feel a sense of accomplishment teasing the cute and silly Gong CaiCai!
"Cao JingShen." The class leader said coldly, "Do you think I can't recognize your handwriting? The next time we do the cleaning, you'll have to clean the tiles in the corridor! "
"Jie Jie Jie Jie, it's worth it even if I have to clean the toilet!"
Eunuch Cao laughed without any remorse.
Xiong YaoYue suddenly raised her hand and stood up.
"Ban Ban, I have something to say!"
"Ban Ban?" The class leader frowned and asked, "What did you call me?"
"Hehe …" Xiong YaoYue mischievously scratched the back of her head, "Because I don't think it's fair that you keep calling me 'Xiao Xiong', so I think I should give you a nickname! How about I call you 'Ban Ban' or 'Xiao Ban Ban' from now on! "
The class leader's face was full of black lines! She was so angry that she couldn't say anything! Why did you stand up and talk about a completely unrelated topic when we were discussing class uniforms! Also, you were the one who asked others to call you Xiao Xiong, yet you want to give the class leader a nickname! 'Ban Ban' is already mushy, let alone 'Xiao Ban Ban'! The class leader's face turned green from anger!
There's no justice in this world for someone as crazy as you to be liked by the number one handsome boy in 28 Middle!
I don't think the chances of me being a matchmaker for someone like you is high!
Someone in the audience couldn't help but laugh when they heard Xiong YaoYue call the class leader 'Xiao Ban Ban'.
"Xiao Ban Ban … it feels like the class leader's dignity is completely gone if you call her that …"
"That's right, why don't we write 'We're with Xiao Ban Ban' on our uniforms!"
The extremely shameful nickname made the class leader's face turn red. She bit her lower lip, pressed her fingers on the podium, and announced solemnly:
"I've never approved of giving nicknames to classmates, so I don't accept this nickname! If someone calls me by this nickname, I won't pay attention to them. I'll treat them as the disgrace of 2-3 class! Anyways, you're not allowed to call me that! "
"Okay, okay ~ ~" Xiong YaoYue replied listlessly, "It took me a lot of effort to come up with these two nicknames, I thought you'd be happy!"
She plopped back down with a face full of regret.
After this episode, the final words for the uniform was' That Year, We Were Together '. But it was written on the back of the uniform and there was only the word' 3 'in front of the uniform.
Even though the class leader clearly expressed that she didn't like her new nickname, there were still a few naughty girls like Loud Mouth who would purposely stutter when calling the class leader and pronounce her as' Ban … Ban … Leader '. The class leader would always grit her teeth in hatred and ignore those who call her that.
I couldn't help but think of the class leader in elementary school. At that time, she probably lived up to her name as' Xiao Ban Ban '.
When I think of the class leader also having short limbs and a tender voice, I regret not being able to attend the same elementary school as the class leader!
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