"Pa!"
A loud sound.
The bikini I forgot to take out from the bag was thrown by the class leader and it smashed into my face.
The class leader also left the bag and school uniform under the tree and left without looking back.
"Find someone who likes to wear shameless clothes to help you mend your buttons!"
Ah, crap … it's all Xiao Qin's fault, I forgot to take out such a disharmonious item!
I also thought the class leader was talking about the Taekwondo Dojo experience, so I blabbered a bunch and made the class leader think I was really going to give her a thong to wear!
Not only did I want to give it to her, but I also wanted her to wear it with her brother and show it to me in the future!
What a fraud! This is a misunderstanding that could kill me! Although this thong is really for your brother to wear, he will never mend the button for me!
My reputation with the class leader dropped again! Why is it that I can't get the reputation that I want to get the most?
No matter what, the bikini is a hot potato, so it's better to give it to Shu Zhe as soon as possible.
Unfortunately, the break ended quickly. In biology class, Xiao Qin started to tell me jokes.
"Ye Lin classmate, I've been collecting a lot of material for manga recently, and there are a lot of funny jokes!"
"For example, this one is really funny, I'll tell it to you! Be careful not to laugh in class! "
She didn't care if I wanted to hear it or not, and continued to talk:
"A hunter went hunting in the forest and suddenly saw a black bear!"
"He raised his gun and fired at the bear, but he missed! Instead, he was caught by the bear! "
Xiao Qin only said a few sentences before she started laughing uncontrollably while holding her stomach.
"Hahahaha, that … the bear said: 'I'll give you two choices. The first one is to be eaten by me, and the second one is to blow my horn.'"
"The hunter thought: where there's life, there's hope. So he blew the horn for the bear … "
Damn, stop talking! What a f * cking dirty joke! The young girl innocently told this kind of joke, Auntie Ren's face was completely lost by her daughter! Do you still have a bottom line? Do you still have any integrity?
At the end of the joke, it was nothing more than saying that every time the hunter came with a stronger firepower, he would be defeated by the bear and be forced to blow the trumpet.
"Are you here to hunt or to play the trumpet?"
After telling the joke, Xiao Qin laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe. If she hadn't covered her mouth with a book, she would have been warned by the teacher.
I wore a serious face as I didn't understand why Xiao Qin thought this joke was so funny.
"Haha … why aren't you laughing? It's such a funny joke … "
"What's so funny?"
"What's funny … What's funny is … Hunters obviously go hunting, so why do they always bring a loudspeaker with them? Not only does the black bear know how to talk, it's also a music lover … The person who made up the joke has no common sense at all! "
F * ck me! After all this time, you still don't understand what 'blowing the trumpet' means? I thought you went to the infirmary every day to ask Chen YingRan for advice, so your head was full of dirty information and you could instigate two groups of children to commit crimes. So it turns out you only asked for advice on breast enlargement! Since all H knowledge is based on hearsay, sometimes it's hard to understand concepts that everyone understands!
After class, Xiao Qin told the joke to the class leader again. The class leader covered Xiao Qin's mouth halfway and looked at me angrily as if I was the one who led Xiao Qin astray.
This creature called Xiao Qin probably exists to distract me and make me do something wrong. This time, I can't forget to give away the thong.
Next to the flower bed, Shu Zhe, who was called out by me, put away the thong while complaining that I was dragging my feet and hindering him from making money.
"Cut the crap." I said, "You can't let your sister see this underwear, otherwise we're dead!"
Shu Zhe said strangely: "I can't let my sister see any underwear!"
This one was different! If it was any other underwear, I could say it was Shu Zhe's hobby, but if the class leader already saw this thong, she would immediately know it was a gift from me!
If my sister doesn't accept sexy underwear, then I'll give it to my brother. The class leader would definitely think I'm a super pervert and blow my head off!
After the underwear issue came to an end, I thought about the balloon blowing business that Uncle Fireball suggested.
I already bought the balloons and lipstick, so everything was ready except for Shu Zhe.
So I wanted Shu Zhe to come to my house to blow balloons, but I didn't know how to split the income, so I hesitated.
At this time, Loud Mouth walked past us and said with a laugh:
"I've been seeing you two together a lot lately, you guys seem to have a good relationship!"
Shu Zhe immediately switched to his obedient baby mode and flattered:
"It's sis Yu Hong! Sis Yu Hong seems to have lost weight recently! "
Loud Mouth didn't take Shu Zhe's flattery seriously and walked away with a laugh.
I thought to myself: You call her so intimately in front of her, but don't you still call her 'Loud Mouth' behind her back?
Because of this episode and Xiao Qin's previous joke, I originally wanted to say: "After school, come to my house to blow balloons for me!"
In the end, I accidentally said: "After school, come to my house to blow the trumpet for me!"
Shu Zhe's face immediately showed an extremely shocked and fearful expression and he almost swallowed the gum in his mouth.
"Bro, bro Ye Lin, what did you say?"
I was dizzy from the sun, so I didn't realize I said something wrong.
"It's just blowing the trumpet, don't you want to make money?"
"Even, even if you give me money …"
"You don't want to? How strange … "I raised one of my eyebrows," I thought you were already used to being my employee! "
"Does being your employee … mean I have to do this for you!"
"Is it that difficult? Even elementary school students can do it! "
Shu Zhe trembled in front of me.
"Bro Ye Lin, how do you know elementary school students can do it … unless … you've had them blow it for you before?"
"I've seen it before!" I said confidently, "But it wasn't for me, it was for fun!"
"For fun?" Even the young Shu Zhe felt like he couldn't keep up with the times. He wanted to run away, but I grabbed his shoulder. It was rude to leave without listening to my words.
"Bro Ye Lin, let go of me! I won't do it no matter what! "
"Why not? Isn't it easy? "
"It's not easy at all! It's also too perverted! "
"Huh? Do you have the right to say the word 'perverted' when you wear a bikini to school? Listen carefully, it's easy to earn ¥50 for each blow! "
"What? Only ¥50!? "
Shu Zhe still thinks it's too little to earn ¥50 by blowing a balloon.
"Oh right, you have to put on lipstick to get ¥50, otherwise it's ¥20 …"
“20？ Bro Ye Lin, you're looking down on me! "
"Anyway, if you want to get ¥50, you have to leave a lipstick mark!"
"Leave … a lipstick mark on that thing!?"
Shu Zhe tried even harder to break free from me, but it was futile since he was under my control.
"I'm not going to your house! I won't do it! I won't do it even if I die! "
"Huh? Do you have any negative feelings towards my family? If that's the case, we can find a place at school with no one around and you can secretly blow it for me! "
"At … school?" Shu Zhe's panic-stricken expression was as if he just escaped from the sinking Titanic.
Shu Zhe's eyes reddened when he saw that he couldn't escape from my clutches. He bit his lower lip and looked quite like his sister.
"Bro Ye Lin, please spare me … Let my sister do those things for you in the future …"
I scoffed, "How is that possible? There's no way your sister would agree! "
"Well … normally, it's impossible, so you have to confirm your relationship with my sister first …"
Huh? Why do we have to confirm our relationship even when blowing a balloon? I'm saying it's impossible for the class leader to put on lipstick and blow a balloon!
"Also, you can't bring it up. You have to listen to my sister and act like you're always thinking of her …"
It's just blowing a balloon, is there really a need to go through so much trouble? And it's even after confirming our relationship?
"When my sister thinks you deserve a reward, she'll ask you what you want to eat or what you want. Then you'll pretend to be distressed and wait for her to take the initiative to talk to you …"
Damn, it's so complicated! Is this the method you've come up with to deal with your sister?
"At this time, you'll be embarrassed and say that your buddies' girlfriends all blow them …"
Ah? Speaking of my buddies, the school basketball team has the most girlfriends. Are their families all in the adult goods business?
"My sister will be very angry when she hears you say that, but don't argue with her. You have to ruthlessly criticize yourself and say that you're a pervert. Your friends are also perverts and you have to cut all ties with them in the future."
"Not only do you have to criticize yourself, but you also have to express your loyalty to your sister. Say that you lost your mind for a moment and couldn't resist the invasion of this depraved society. When you see others like this, you feel that it's unfair … You have to emphasize the word 'fair'. The trick is to pretend that you're a wronged child and it'll be even more effective with tears!"
"In short, although I can't guarantee a 100% success rate, it's still possible as long as you arouse my sister's maternal instincts …"
What kind of possibility is there? Blowing a balloon is even more troublesome than getting a wife! If it wasn't for the fact that I don't want to lie to my customers, I could also blow it myself!
"Hey, you've said a lot and I'm confused! If you're not blowing it, the customers won't be satisfied! "
"Gu … customers!?" Shu Zhe's eyes that were already wide open unexpectedly widened even more, "You want me to blow it for a customer? And it's only for 50 yuan!? "
"I, I won't agree to that! 'Cilantro Buns' offered me 4000 yuan to get a room with him, but I didn't even agree! "
Nonsense! How could a trap like you get a room with someone! At that time, you'll reveal your true colors!
"Bro Ye Lin, you're too bad … I even said so many good things about you to my sister …"
Shu Zhe didn't know why, but he started to cry.
"Hey, what's wrong with you? Is there a need to be so sad about blowing a balloon to sell? "
"Blowing a balloon?" Shu Zhe raised his teary eyes, "Isn't it a trumpet?"
"Eh? Did I just tell you about a trumpet? "
"This balloon, is it a real balloon, not another name for something else?"
"Of course it's a real balloon! It's only a few cents at the stationery store … "
"Bro Ye Lin, you're pissing me off!"
Shu Zhe ruthlessly punched me in the chest, then ran away while biting his lips.
Ah, it doesn't hurt at all, but is everything going wrong for me today … why is everything so embarrassing?
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