As thunder rumbled from afar, the wind suddenly became stronger. The raindrops fell horizontally instead of vertically. The umbrella seemed to have lost its effectiveness. There were a few times when it almost flew out of my hand and followed the footsteps of Shenzhou 10 into space.
My pants were made of waterproof fabric, but Ai Mi's thin dress was completely drenched from top to bottom. I could already see the outline of her underwear.
I turned my head and leaned forward, trying to resist the power of nature and try to help my sister block some of the rain.
Ai Mi did not appreciate it at all. She raised her head and let the rain wash over her, as if she enjoyed the feeling of the rain flowing back to the ground.
"It would be great if the sun never comes out again!" She shouted.
Do you really think you're a vampire! How can there be a vampire as weak as you? You only have 0.5 of Gong CaiCai's strength, if you rely on your own strength to attack people, you will definitely starve to death! At that time, if you hug your brother's leg and cry, maybe I'll give you some blood to drink!
Everything happened so suddenly, the ominous rattling sound intensified behind the torrential rain. Before I could understand what was going on, a loud snapping sound came through the curtain of rain and a tall, dark building collapsed towards us.
No, it's not a building! It's a tree! I'm not sure if it's because the roots were already rotten, but a large tree on the side of the street was blown over by the strong wind and smashed straight towards where Ai Mi and I were!
Damn, what the hell! Are you planning on doing a double kill? Did you have a grudge against me in your previous life, so you turned into a tree and waited for me for five hundred years! Why didn't it fall earlier or later, but it only fell when my sister and I were walking over? I'm a man destined to become a harem king, how can I let a mere plant end my life!
The tree snapped from the bottom, but the broken bones and tendons were still attached. The toughness of the bark slowed down the speed of its fall.
Ai Mi was walking in front of me without a care in the world. When she heard the sound of the tree snapping and saw a black shadow falling from the sky, she was dumbstruck and didn't even know how to scream for help.
In martial arts, especially Yin Yang Sanshou's Hua Jin, it's all about making quick decisions. I instantly estimated the time it would take for the tree to fall and compared it to the time it would take for us to successfully dodge.
It was a bit dangerous, but if I didn't make a mistake, I should have 0.1 seconds left. But I can't be careless, I should push my sister away first!
I rushed forward and shouted at the shocked Ai Mi: "Careful!" When she regained consciousness, I pushed her to the side.
It might be a bit barbaric, but it can't be helped, it's better than being hit by a tree.
Ai Mi staggered back, lost her balance, and sat down on the stone road. Fortunately, her butt was on the ground, it was better than the back of her head or knees on the ground, at most it would make her dress more wet.
From the corner of my eye, I determined that my sister wasn't in any danger. I let go of the umbrella in my hand and let the strong wind blow it away so that it wouldn't slow me down.
The torrential rain poured down on my body, but it didn't matter, my sister was the same. I felt like I was returning to nature.
If a martial artist is focused, especially with the help of adrenaline, they would see the enemy's attack as slow motion, and the falling tree would be the same.
I could have avoided it unscathed, but in that moment, I had a sudden thought, which is also known as a second mistake.
Although my grandpa had repeatedly emphasized to me that wuxia novels and wuxia movies were all nonsense, they had left many magical impressions in my childhood. For example, "Hitting the Cow Across the Mountain", "Hundred Steps Divine Fist", "Absorbing Stars Great Technique" … Even if those didn't exist, subconsciously, I still felt that "Pushing a Thousand Kilograms with Four Ounces" might exist.
Especially since gramps just praised me and said my Hua Jin technique was progressing rapidly, it was inevitable that I would get cocky.
So a stupid idea appeared in my mind. I imagined myself using Yin Yang Sanshou to catch Big Tree. Then I would make him change direction and roll to my left foot. That way, Ai Mi would be safer and she would worship me even more.
"So brother is better than Superman! Please forgive your immature sister for all the inconsiderate things that I've done to you in the past! "
Will I say something like that when the time comes?
While I was letting my imagination run wild, I wasted the 0.1 second that I could have saved.
Also, as the shadow of the tree fell on my face, my body ordered me: Dodge! You idiot can't catch it! You've watched too many wuxia movies! If you don't dodge, you're going to die in front of your sister!
I hurriedly turned my heels and ran towards Ai Mi. But because I wasn't used to wearing rain boots and the ground was slippery, I actually made a mistake and tripped!
Then, a withered tree that was as thick as a person's arms and didn't have many branches or leaves smashed into my back.
"It's over!" That was what I thought at the time, but I still didn't give up and tried my best to reduce the impact of the tree. I let myself drift like a ball of cotton and didn't meet the tree head on.
There was a "clang" sound and then a "crack" sound. I thought my ribs were broken into pieces and my organs and intestines flowed out. I couldn't help but feel sad.
I died so miserably! I didn't do anything evil, yet I died so miserably! Congratulations, big tree, you've gotten your revenge from five hundred years ago, you can now reincarnate in peace!
Wait! It seemed that the clang just now came from some kind of metal. There shouldn't be any metal in my body! Could it be that I'm actually a robot made by my dad, but he gives me a bigger body every month, so I never realized?
That can't be right! Dad, what kind of lousy robot did you make? I can't even beat the Little Tyrant, a mere human, I'm a defective product among robots! How could I have the face to follow brother Optimus Prime!
Although I was pressed down by the tree and I couldn't breathe, it seems my ribs were not broken and my intestines did not flow out.
"Clang" sound came from the tree hitting a metal trash can on the side of the road and flattening the trash can.
I was actually saved by a trash can! I'm going to move its remains back home and worship it for my future generations to worship! After it bravely sacrificed itself, I didn't receive any fatal injuries in the small angle formed by the tree and the road. I was only unable to climb out because my waist was tightly pressed down.
At first glance, it really looks like I won't be able to survive.
One who survives a great disaster is bound to have good fortune! I'm going to buy lottery tickets as soon as I get out! Ai Mi, what are you spacing out for? Hurry up and call the bodyguards! Although the angle is very stable, it's still possible to stay too long!
Eh? You … why are you crying?
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