The closer we got to the men's washroom, the more boys there were in the hallway. Xiao Qin finally couldn't hold on any longer and fled when she was a dozen steps away from the washroom.
"What's the big deal!" Xiao Qin said hatefully, "I used to go to the men's washroom when I was younger!"
That reminds me, when the Little Tyrant went to the public washroom with us, he would always go to a stall by himself. At the time, I thought it was because he ate a lot and pooped a lot, but it was to hide that he didn't have a dick!
Don't bring up this embarrassing past as a glorious achievement!
In the men's washroom, I usually choose the urinal closest to the inside because most of the boys in 28 Middle think I'm the hot-tempered boss of the school. If I don't like them, they would shove their heads into the urinal. That's why no one dares to use the urinal next to mine. I use the innermost one to reduce resource wastage.
But today, someone walked next to me and unzipped his pants to relieve himself.
I didn't even need to turn my head to know it was someone I knew.
As expected, Shen ShaoYi, who looked like an idol, whistled while taking care of his physiological needs. Actually, we have a pretty good relationship, but there's one thing I don't like, he's still more handsome when he pees.
"Ye Lin, I heard you became the PE committee member of class 2-3?"
"That's right." I said, "Aren't you a bit out of the loop? I've been a committee member for a long time! "
"Tsk, why would I pay attention to your matters every day? I only found out you became the PE committee member because Captain Guo SongTao has been training Niu ShiLi every day. You even reorganized the basketball team in order to get good results in the basketball tournament. "
"What?" I laughed, "Is class 2-2 scared?"
"Stop joking!" Shen ShaoYi gestured me to stand to the side, "I've been with Liu HuaiShui for countless school competitions. How could a hastily formed team be our match!"
I provoked him: "Did Brother Tao mention how fast Niu ShiLi improves?"
Shen ShaoYi curled his lips: "What's the use of that! He's not nimble enough, so I'll be able to shake him off with more feints! "
"You might be able to handle him alone," I challenged, "but if the two of us guard you under the basket, do you have the confidence to shoot?"
Shen ShaoYi rolled his eyes at me, "Why are you two defending me! Do you think I can't shoot three-pointers? "
Out of a competitive mentality, we unknowingly walked into the hallway after bragging about our class's basketball team.
Shen ShaoYi suddenly slowed down. He put his hands in his pockets and asked me hesitantly:
"Didn't you have a female PE committee member in your class? Did she quit when you became the PE committee member? "
"No!" I put my hands in my pockets like Shen ShaoYi, but my handsomeness couldn't even reach 1/10 of his.
Damn it! When I become the leader of the Earth, all the men who are more handsome than me will be sentenced to death!
"Our class uses a two-committee system. I'm in charge of the boys, and Little Bear is in charge of the girls. You should have seen us in PE class, right? Why are you still asking when you already know the answer? "
Shen ShaoYi shook his moderately long fringe in annoyance and caused a commotion among the girls in the distance.
"Do the people in your class call her Little Bear?"
"Yeah, she doesn't like people calling her by her full name, but some call her Yue Yue."
Shen ShaoYi stopped in front of a window and looked at a game on the basketball court. I thought there were some experts, so I also stopped to watch with him.
But there wasn't a single expert! The one who scored the most points was a guy with a bad shooting posture, commonly known as the "urinal" position! This posture is the easiest to block! Shen ShaoYi, what's the point of watching this kind of game! Could it be that the urinal shooting method was able to increase your three-point shooting percentage?
Shen ShaoYi watched the boring basketball for a while, then said to me with a dry throat:
"You'll have more contact with Little Bear now that you're the male PE committee member, right?"
"It's not that bad …" I frowned, I didn't know what Shen ShaoYi was worried about. Was he really afraid of me and Niu ShiLi?
"Ye Lin, do you think Little Bear … has a boyfriend?"
"Hahahahaha — —" I laughed and slapped Shen ShaoYi's back, almost making him hit his head on the window.
"How could Little Bear have a boyfriend! I think it's more reliable for her to find her own girlfriend! "
"Her appearance and body are pretty good … but she's too manly! She can't arouse any man's desire to protect her! Plus, her daily hobbies are also very masculine. Wouldn't people who want Little Bear as their girlfriend have gay tendencies! "
Shen ShaoYi's face turned bright red, he stared at me with a sharp gaze and said angrily:
"You … you're not allowed to talk bad about Little Bear behind her back!"
"Also, I don't have gay tendencies! I don't know who was the one that kept saying I was a couple with brother Tao, but if I find that person, I'll strangle him to death! "
"Anyways … do you understand?"
Shen ShaoYi turned his gaze back to the basketball court and his face turned even redder.
Eh? Ehhhhhh!?
What's going on? Other than the fujoshi Little Smart receiving a death warning, Shen ShaoYi's words contained a lot of information!
Could it be that you like Little Bear and want her to be your girlfriend?
Also, since I'm the male PE committee member of class 2-3, I have a close relationship with Little Bear, so you want me to be your go-between?
It really fits my 'best friend' identity! As Xiong YaoYue's best friend, I received an incredible request!
The publicly recognized handsome guy in 28 Middle, the idol of girls, Shen ShaoYi wants to take the initiative to pursue you! Also, looking at his shy expression, he must have been sincerely moved! Although Shen ShaoYi received a lot of love letters from girls, he always said he had to prioritize his studies, so he never dated anyone! Why would such an outstanding youth, who was a national treasure, fall in love with you?
Is it because all the other girls are easily subdued by Shen ShaoYi's charm and only Xiong YaoYue doesn't take him seriously? Last year, when class 3's basketball team lost to class 2, most of the girls in our class started to cheer for Shen ShaoYi. Only Xiong YaoYue was unconvinced and said she would go on the court and kick Shen ShaoYi's butt …
Shen ShaoYi, you really are a bottom! Little Smart didn't make you a couple with Brother Tao for nothing! Did you fall in love with Xiong YaoYue because she didn't care about you?
That … should be a good thing, right? Although Shen ShaoYi often bickers with me, he still treats me like a bro. Although Xiong YaoYue and I have some strange misunderstandings, she still calls me bro. It should be a great deed to matchmake the two of us. (This sentence might give Little Smart bad associations) I patted Shen ShaoYi's shoulder with a smirk, "Young man, you're finally in heat!"
Shen ShaoYi shook off my hand, "You're the one in heat!"
I crossed my arms in front of my chest and said in a lazy tone:
"Hey, is this how you treat a matchmaker? If you don't respect me, I'll tell Xiao Xiong that you're laughing at her behind her back! "
"You …" Shen ShaoYi said anxiously, "Nonsense! Xiao Xiong's butt is just right! "
Did you sneak a peek at my butt! It looks like you've been thinking about Xiao Xiong for a long time!
"Call me brother Ye!"
"What … what did you say!?"
"You're younger than me, so you won't lose out if you call me brother Ye! What? You don't want me to be a matchmaker anymore? "
Shen ShaoYi needed my help, so he could only say in a low voice: "Brother Ye."
I cupped my hands around my ears and pretended I didn't hear.
"Louder! Didn't you eat breakfast? "
"Brother Ye!!! Is that okay! "
After shouting this, Shen ShaoYi panted heavily as if he had just finished a 100m sprint.
"That's more like it." I said proudly, "Brother ShaoYi, if you have any requests, you can tell brother Ye now."
The fact that Shen ShaoYi called me "Brother Ye" and I called him "little brother ShaoYi" spread to Little Smart's ears. Little Smart immediately angrily accused me of ruining "Tao Yi Love". She also bought some black magic teaching materials online and said that if I didn't stop, she would curse me to explode and die.
There are thousands of ways to die, why did she have to curse me to die from exploding my testicles! Does she want me to be a eunuch ghost! Then a eunuch ghost can't harass Shen ShaoYi anymore, so captain Guo SongTao can fly away with Shen ShaoYi forever, right? You should at least ask for my opinion first! Shen ShaoYi really wanted to strangle the person who made that comment!
Before the bell rang, Shen ShaoYi told me a lot of useless things. The gist of it was that he had fallen in love with Xiong YaoYue, and he wanted to invite her to his ice cream shop on the weekend so that they could talk about their feelings.
Does that mean he's going to confess? Confess at the ice cream shop? Although I don't have much experience and I don't know if it's a good idea, but it's true that Xiong YaoYue likes to eat ice cream, so it seems you did your research.
Thus I promised Shen ShaoYi that I would do my best to help him ask Xiong YaoYue out, but I can't guarantee everything will go smoothly.
"As long as Xiao Xiong is willing to come out, I'll definitely be able to move her!"
Shen ShaoYi's expectant gaze was as shy as a young girl's first love.
You really get nervous and shy in front of the person you like! When you tactfully rejected those infatuated female fans who threw themselves at you, you had the style of an idol, so why are you stuttering now?
After I promised to help Shen ShaoYi, I returned to class 2-3. I was thinking about how to tell Xiong YaoYue when I saw the class leader walk behind the lectern with a serious expression and announce that we were going to use this self-study class as a class meeting.
The topic of the class meeting was: Do we agree to buy class uniforms? If we do, what pictures and words should be printed on the T-shirts?
Actually, our neighboring classes already bought uniforms that emphasized individuality and had a DIY spirit last year. At the time, the class leader felt that since they already had uniforms, there was no need to spend extra money on uniforms, so she rejected the proposal with the reason of saving money.
But this year, there were volleyball and basketball matches coming up. At least buying uniforms would give the students a sense of belonging when they cheer, so the proposal came up again.
Also, the clothing factory that rented our school building launched a special promotion for us students in order to survive. They claimed it would be as cheap as Taobao and guaranteed quality.
Last year, when the neighboring class participated in a group activity, they all wore uniform uniforms. Plus, the cost of uniforms dropped, so the class leader wanted to gather everyone's opinions.
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