The class leader took Loud Mouth's phone and watched the video for a while. Her face was immediately covered with a layer of frost.
There was no time to lose. I couldn't watch it with the class leader, so I took out my phone and quickly opened the website Loud Mouth mentioned and searched for it.
The second one was! "Underwear on the Head, Matchless Divine Skill"! What a wretched name! The content of the video was as wretched as the name! Young master Xu and I used our "Underwear Style – Berserker Mode" against "Real Underwear Style Taekwondo". We fought until the sun and moon lost their light.
Netizens left comments under the video:
"Holy sh * t! The guy in the jacket is almost as good as Zhen Zidan's! "
"The one on the other side is also very nonsensical! Use your fists to fight the opponent's knees! "
"Is he a student from a martial arts school? Why do you have to wear underwear on your head? "
"You guys don't know? This happened in our Dong Shan city. These two were the underwear thieves who had been rampant for a few months. They fought because they couldn't split the loot evenly! "
"What is Dong Shan city? I've never heard of it. It's probably a small third-rate city! "
"Your city is good! You people in Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou are all snobbish! "
"I'm not from Beijing, Shanghai or Guangzhou. I'm from Hangzhou! The pollution in Beijing, Shanghai, and Guangzhou is serious. How can they compare to us? "
"Southerners are all idiots. Believe it or not, if you come to our Northeast, we will chop you to death in minutes!"
"Please don't attack from a region. I hate people who attack from a region the most. And you northeasterners!"
"Speaking of which, Xinjiang had another terrorist attack. Fortunately, I don't live in Xinjiang."
"F * ck, we're all off topic! Talk about the video! Talk about the video! "
"I heard from my relatives in Dong Shan City that the one who's good at boxing is wearing a private school uniform. Maybe he's from a rich family …"
"In the end, he still won. God is really blind. Why didn't he get kicked to death!"
"That's right, that's right … It's said that the rich second generation knows martial arts. Even a hooligan can't stop them …"
F * ck, I'm begging you to stop uploading the video! His embarrassment level had broken through the sky! In a few days, it might even spread to Japan and the United States. Then, the whole world would laugh at us two perverts with underwear on our heads!
Also, the class leader had already turned around and was staring at me with a gaze that could freeze me to death.
Although the video was taken from a distance and didn't have a high resolution phone camera, it showed young master Xu's back, not my front.
Although my appearance wasn't clear enough for Loud Mouth to recognize me, the main reason was because of the Qing Zi Academy uniform! You think I'm a student of Qing Zi Academy!
But the class leader is different! The class leader has seen me wear the Qing Zi Academy uniform! She even helped me mend my buttons! Most importantly, I once wore this outfit in front of the class leader and fought against Li Lao'er and Zhao Guangtou in berserker mode.
In the video, I also activated Berserker mode! The class leader didn't even need to rub sand in her eyes, she should be able to recognize me from the same movements. The class leader now thinks I'm an accomplice of the panty thief, and because we didn't split the loot evenly, we had a duel to the death while wearing underwear on our heads.
Also, Shu Zhe also pushed the responsibility of the panty thief's underwear that was stolen by Shu Zhe a few months ago to sell at school. Now the class leader probably thinks I stole her underwear.
I'm being wronged. Although the underwear did fall into my hands, I later gave it to Xiao Qin because she had her first period and didn't have any clean underwear. Didn't you see Xiao Qin wearing it at her house? (Even though I thought it was just a coincidence) Not good. The class leader's eyes slid along her eyelids and she immediately bit her lower lip. Did she figure out what happened? Did she think it wasn't a coincidence that Xiao Qin was wearing the same underwear as the one she lost, but it was a scheme of me as the panty thief?
If I think about it carefully, I think Xiao Qin told the class leader that the underwear was given to me by someone else. The class leader's first target of suspicion was me.
The class leader's logic gradually pieced together, and the final 'truth' was probably like this:
The panty thief was a two-person group. It was me and the person wearing the jacket in the video.
I stole the underwear she lost. Not only did I steal it, but I also gave it to Xiao Qin. Once it was stained with Xiao Qin's scent, I would think of a way to take it back.
In the end, I would be able to get the same pair of underwear worn by both girls.
Then if I used the underwear to masturbate, wouldn't I be insulting both girls in my delusions?
It was very perverted and shameless, but for the panty thief, it was also a very fulfilling act.
Ah! She's walking towards me. She already guessed I was also watching the video, so she returned the phone to the baffled Loud Mouth and walked towards me empty-handed.
Are you planning to use your free hands to strangle my neck?!
I quickly paused the video on my phone, then I pulled up my collar and shrunk my neck like a turtle.
"Class leader … what are you doing? Don't come over. "
The class leader was like a teacher on duty. She had one hand on my desk and the other hand on her waist. She condescendingly looked down at me.
At first, she used an extremely disappointed tone:
"Ye Lin, when everyone suspected you of being the panty thief, I even defended you by saying that you happened to be sleeping in the classroom when the panty thief was seen, so you had an alibi …"
"So there were two of you! You committed crimes separately and provided alibis for each other. No wonder I couldn't catch you guys in two months. "
"Tell me, why did you become the panty thief? Where is the underwear that you stole from me now? Don't tell me you gave it to a third girl. "
She left me some face and didn't speak too loudly, otherwise everyone in the class would have heard.
"Class leader, you misunderstood! That pair of underwear was stolen by your brother … "
Now that things had come to this, I couldn't hide it anymore.
The class leader's long hair started to shake like a raging ocean.
"You're even shamelessly pushing the blame to my brother?"
The class leader's eyes turned a bit red.
"Do you like girls' underwear that much? And on top of your head? My underwear, you … you already used it to masturbate! "
"You're not allowed to step into our house again."
I didn't know how to explain, but I didn't know when Xiong YaoYue appeared in Xiao Qin's seat. She was eating a popsicle while listening to our conversation.
"Why did you come back by yourself, where's Xiao Qin?" I blurted out.
"Xiao Qin, she was unlucky and met the math teacher. She was called to the office and asked why she was bad at math and if she wasn't interested in math … I was afraid of being nagged too, so I ran back first."
You really have foresight! Your math grades aren't much better than Xiao Qin's!
"Oh right, Ye Lin, what are you arguing about with the class leader?"
"Ask him." The class leader hugged her arms angrily.
Xiong YaoYue looked down and saw the paused video on my phone.
"Ah, that's it! I also saw it yesterday. "Xiong YaoYue laughed," Now that I think about it, one of them looks like Ye Lin. But why would Ye Lin be wearing a QingZi Academy uniform? Hahahaha ~ ~ ~ "
The class leader snorted, "That person is Ye Lin. He has a QingZi Academy uniform at home and I saw him wear it with my own eyes. "
Xiong YaoYue's mouth was wide open and she even forgot to eat her popsicle.
After a while, she suddenly came to her senses and said: "Do you suspect that Ye Lin is the panty thief?"
"Who else could it be?" The class leader said bitterly.
"No! The panty thief is clearly your brother … "
Xiong YaoYue saw the class leader's murderous gaze and immediately shut her mouth.
"That's true. Looking at the comments on the video, it's more reasonable to say they're the panty thief …"
Xiong YaoYue frowned and thought hard for a while before coming to a conclusion, but she said:
"But, but Ye Lin might not be the panty thief's accomplice, but was trying to stop him."
I, I'm so touched. Xiong YaoYue, I want to become sworn brothers with you. You're the only one who's willing to believe me.
The class leader was unmoved, "If he was acting bravely, why would he put the panties on his head?"
Xiong YaoYue scratched her face, "Maybe it was an accident."
"Accident? There are so many panties that get blown off the building every year. Which passerby would end up like Ye Lin because of an accident? He's clearly a pervert. He must have stolen those underwear to masturbate! "
"Class leader, that's where you're wrong." Xiong YaoYue straightened her face and said righteously.
"I can't guarantee that Ye Lin was acting bravely, but I can guarantee that he definitely didn't steal the panties to masturbate."
Xiong YaoYue said as she patted her chest. Her serious expression made the class leader silent.
After a while, the class leader asked in a low voice: "Xiao Xiong, what evidence do you have?"
Xiong YaoYue looked up at the sky, "I have evidence, but it's not convenient to tell you. Anyway, I can guarantee that Ye Lin didn't steal the panties to masturbate. If I'm speaking carelessly, then I won't be able to get married in the future. "
Girl, thank you for believing me, but don't curse yourself with those words. You're so warm-hearted, you can definitely marry into a good family.
The class leader was still skeptical. At this time, Loud Mouth had already shown the video to more people. Some people realized that the person wearing the Qing Zi Academy uniform looked like me, but they didn't dare to bring it up.
But Xiong YaoYue spoke too loudly and it seemed like I couldn't keep it a secret anymore. Right when I was about to be suspected as the panty thief, Eunuch Cao suddenly stood up.
"Master didn't steal anyone's underwear. Master isn't the panty thief either. "
"Not only is master not the panty thief, the person he fought with isn't the panty thief either."
"Master was filming a movie with my dad. It was all a sacrifice for art. "
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