According to Auntie Ren, even though Xu JinSheng was an 8th stage black belt, he was very polite when he spoke to her. He kept saying "it's my fault for not teaching him well". In the end, Auntie Ren lost her temper and accepted his apology.
It turns out that Xu JinSheng also noticed his son's abnormality. He thought his son was developing in a good direction since he no longer brought people to cause trouble on the streets. But he actually found several hundred pairs of women's underwear hidden at home. After a bit of questioning, he realized his son was afraid of his father, so he could only admit he was the infamous underwear thief.
But even if he admitted it, he still couldn't resist the temptation of underwear. Whenever his father couldn't keep an eye on him, he would run outside to continue his career as a thief. Xu JinSheng reprimanded him many times, but he couldn't change his son's mind.
Who would've thought, after a big fight with me, he would go home and tell his father how shameful it was to steal underwear. Especially when he saw a certain someone with 8 or 9 pairs of underwear on her head and a body full of bras. It made him realize how perverted he was in the past, so he had to stop stealing underwear before he became like a certain someone.
Fuck, aren't you talking about me?! I'm clearly an underwear thief, but you think I'm a pervert?! If you want to stop at the edge of the cliff, then look in the mirror when you're sniffing underwear, it would save a lot of effort!
As for Auntie Ren's losses, Xu JinSheng first told his son to apologize, then he asked for ten times the compensation. Auntie Ren waved her hands and said no need. She told Xu JinSheng that as long as he makes more money in the future, he can donate some to the women's and children's fund.
In short, Auntie Ren vented her anger. Xu JinSheng was also happy that his son took the initiative to repent, and he was even more grateful that Auntie Ren left him some face. Although he knocked out instructor Wu, he didn't hurt any young students, and he didn't publicly announce his son stealing underwear.
Xu JinSheng also expressed a lot of goodwill towards me, who helped his son turn over a new leaf.
"I heard Miss Ren once called you son-in-law? Hahahaha, you're quite lucky! Come here! Shake hands with my son! The martial arts circle isn't big to begin with. The two of you have to be as close as possible in the future! "
After he finished speaking, he called his son over.
"Tianming, don't be so quiet all the time. Come over and apologize and shake hands!"
Young Master Xu, who was called 'Tianming' by Xu JinSheng, took a step forward unwillingly, but didn't want to shake my hand.
"He … he's too evil. I don't want to touch him …"
"What did you say!?" Xu Jinsheng pinched his son's shoulder with his rough hand, causing Xu TianMing to grimace in pain.
"Dad, I'm serious! Ye Lin is way more abnormal than me! I can feel it! If he hadn't met me under the bridge last time, I wouldn't have gone … to steal that … "
"It wasn't easy for me to make up my mind to quit. If I touch him again, it might trigger other bad habits!"
Xu Jinsheng didn't listen to him. In the end, he forced him to shake my hand.
Xu TianMing and I both had small wounds on our hands. Although we were forced by our elders to reconcile, the two of us could only fake smiles on our faces while feeling awkward in our hearts.
"I'm sorry." Xu TianMing said, "You're the strongest opponent I've ever met among my peers."
"Same here." I said the same thing, "After fighting you, I wouldn't be able to rest for three days at home."
Xu JinSheng was a forthright person. He took advantage of our handshake and affectionately patted our backs, and said:
"It's rare for you guys to appreciate each other, how about you become brothers?"
"No … no need!"
Xu TianMing and I blurted out at the same time.
You think I'm a pervert, but I think you're the pervert! If I, the dignified Ye, become sworn brothers with you from now on, then what do we count as? A pair of underwear? When we face enemies together in the future, we can each wear a pair of underwear on top of our heads and turn into underwear superhumans! Can we not leave behind such a shameful legend!
Xu JinSheng saw that his son and I couldn't force it, so he didn't force it. Instead, he gave me a stack of vouchers for beginner taekwondo lessons and a few vouchers for the business venting area. He told me I could give them to my friends when I get back.
After talking with Xu JinSheng and his son, I turned around to look for my dad and Auntie Ren, but they were gone.
Instructor Huang saw the confusion on my face and told me: "They went to the washroom, they'll probably come out soon."
Huh? Why did you two go to the washroom at the same time? Also, didn't Auntie Ren find my dad annoying? This is the Taekwondo dojo's territory! Please don't do anything suspicious in the washroom!
Xu JinSheng asked if I needed instructor Huang to drive us home. I saw instructor Huang's bitter expression, so I was too embarrassed to agree. I told them I was going to the washroom, then I'll go back with my dad.
Then, I worriedly ran into the already silent and dark washroom.
The washroom was very spacious, it was bigger than the ones at airports and train stations. There were two rows of six sinks in front of the door, and it seemed to be shared between men and women. I stood there and listened intently to the sounds.
Luckily, there wasn't any "yi ~ yi ~ ah ~ ah ~" sounds, I was thinking too much.
But there was the sound of a man and a woman talking, without a doubt, it was my dad and Auntie Ren.
"Lend me some money, I didn't bring my wallet, so I can't take a taxi home!"
Auntie Ren said angrily to my dad.
Huh? Could it be that they were too embarrassed to say it in front of outsiders, so they came to the washroom? Are you two in front of the men's washroom or the women's washroom! I don't even dare to go any further!
"Sure, sure." I could imagine my dad bowing his head, "We're old neighbors, so you don't have to return the money."
"What did you say!? What do you mean! "
"I … I didn't say anything …"
"How much money did you bring today?"
"About, five or six hundred …"
"You only brought this little money as a man?"
"If you think it's too little, I can withdraw it with my bank card …"
"How much do you plan on withdrawing?"
"You can have as much as you want …"
"What do you mean I can have as much as I want? Do you think I'm here to sell myself!? "
"But, but I'm just going along with what you said …"
"Forget it, just give me $50 in a bit, but remember, I'm borrowing it from you! I definitely won't take a single cent from you! "
"I know, I know …"
"Also …"
"Hm?"
"About what happened the night before yesterday …"
Huh? Her voice quietened down! What the hell happened the night before yesterday? Dad, didn't you say that even though you two lived in the same room, you two slept in separate beds and were fine!
After an anxious wait, Auntie Ren's voice became louder again.
"Anyways, you can't tell anyone about this. If you dare spread it around, I'll kill you!"
"I won't, I won't, I'll keep my mouth shut!" My dad hurriedly promised.
"You can't tell your son either!"
"Okay, I won't tell Xiao Lin!"
"I'm telling you, this isn't a joke. If Ye Lin finds out about this … I'll definitely kill you!"
"I already promised I wouldn't tell him …"
"How can you believe a man's promise! Listen carefully, if you blabber, you'll be the next headless corpse floating on DaNing River! "
"But, what will happen to Xiao Lin if I die?"
"When the time comes, I'll take care of Ye Lin for you, so you can die in peace!"
At this time, I heard their footsteps walking out together, so I quickly left.
I don't even remember how Xu JinSheng said goodbye to us, how he sent us off from the dojo, or how Auntie Ren left in a taxi. My dad decided not to return to the hotel today, but to go home with me and stay the night.
As soon as we got home, my dad went to the fridge to look for beer. I stopped him, assumed the posture of an interrogator, and asked:
"Dad, you're hiding something from me, right?"
"Huh? Xiao Lin, where did that come from? "My dad had an unnatural expression as he pushed up his black-rimmed glasses.
"Auntie Ren, she …"
"Xiao Lin, don't misunderstand! Nothing happened between me and Auntie Ren! "
My dad persisted in denying it while timidly touching his neck.
What? Are you afraid Auntie Ren will turn you into a headless corpse?
"What did I misunderstand? I didn't even say anything! You're the one with a guilty conscience … "
My dad suddenly became serious and asked: "Xiao Lin, what do you think of Auntie Ren?"
"She's alright." I replied, "Although she's a bit irritable and picky, she has a sharp tongue but a soft heart …"
My dad immediately made a dirty smile: "She's a bit like tofu …"
What the fuck are you laughing at! I don't have such a wretched dad! Did you peek at Auntie Ren taking a shower!
He felt like he couldn't lie and wanted to share the truth with me. My dad coughed, "Actually, something did happen the night before yesterday …"
"What happened?" I asked in a hurry, "Didn't you say nothing happened with Auntie Ren?"
My dad said as if he was wronged: "Yeah, nothing happened at first."
I anxiously scratched my head: "Then what happened?"
"Then … we started to have sex …"
"What!?"
"No, it's … we started to have sex upstairs …"
I was seething with anger and grabbed my dad's collar, "Don't scare me! Hurry up and get to the point! "
"Ah, I'm thirsty. Xiao Lin, can you let me drink a can of beer?"
"No! I have mineral water here, hurry up and confess after you drink it! "
My dad gulped down half a bottle of mineral water, wiped his mouth regretfully and said:
"The hotel's soundproofing isn't good, so we were making a lot of noise upstairs. Auntie Ren and I couldn't sleep, so we got out of bed …"
"Then!?"
"Then … Auntie Ren shouted upstairs, but the other side was still as loud. She was so angry that she put on her headphones and played on the computer …"
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