Although the male students were staring at me covetously, no one dared to come up with Auntie Ren standing next to me. They could only curse me with their brain waves.
The female student cried on the stage for a while, but when she realized no one was coming up to help her, she walked off the stage in disappointment. She pushed away the hands of a few seniors who wanted to help her and went into the bathroom by herself.
Auntie Ren asked me who was sitting on the ground panting: "Who taught you martial arts these past few months?"
I denied in a hurry: "No, no one! I learned Taichi from TV! It's because the female student was too weak that I seemed strong! "
The male students became even more resentful after they heard me say their 'school beauty' was too weak.
Auntie Ren clicked her tongue, "If you can learn Taichi from watching TV, why don't you learn Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms?"
I stammered: "That … is a bit difficult …"
At this time, the bearded male student shouted at Auntie Ren:
"Didn't you just say that anyone under the age of 18 can compete with Ye Lin … Does that still count?"
Auntie Ren asked him back: "How old are you?"
Bearded: "I'm 17."
"Ah?" Auntie Ren had a face of disbelief.
Bearded awkwardly rubbed his chin: "It's true! I can show you my ID if you don't believe me! "
Auntie Ren suddenly turned around and said to instructor Huang: "Bring us some water! Also bring a folding chair! I also want a bucket and a wet towel! "
Instructor Huang didn't know why he didn't want to offend Auntie Ren, so he handed the underwear bag to the boy with glasses (the one who said the senior brother was a lolicon) and went to get the things as if he was Auntie Ren's servant.
Soon, everything Auntie Ren wanted was gathered. She helped me to the folding chair and fed me water like a boxing coach and wiped my sweat with a wet towel.
Although Auntie Ren had to take some responsibility for showing this tired expression in front of everyone, I was still touched that she took care of me while showing an impatient expression.
Under Auntie Ren's orders, I took off the top of my Qing Zi Academy uniform and revealed my firm upper body muscles under the tight black tank top.
The audience exclaimed in surprise. Someone whispered, "I didn't expect this kid to be so strong. He's a tiger pretending to be sick. He's playing with us!"
The bearded man seemed to shrink back a little.
"Sixth Senior Brother, what's wrong? Hurry up and take revenge for Junior Sister! This is a rare opportunity! "
"Yes, yes! Although he looks strong, I don't think he's pretending to be sick. He's really sick! The ancients had a saying: Strike him when he is ill! Now is the best time to deal with him! "
Auntie Ren wiped the wound on my face (left by young master Xu) while sweeping her gaze across the audience. The young students all looked at each other, but no one dared to issue a challenge while Auntie Ren was still on the stage.
"Can you play again if you rest for ten minutes?" Auntie Ren asked.
I forced a smile. "I can't even rest for half an hour."
"So, you weren't lying. You really fought with the panty thief?"
"Yeah … Young Master Xu is very powerful …"
I didn't say young master Xu was powerful because he had underwear on his head, nor did I say I beat him because I had underwear on my head.
Auntie Ren purposely raised her voice: "What do you think is the most difficult part of young master Xu?"
I didn't understand at first, so I replied with my head drooped: "It's probably his obsession with underwear …"
"No, no, no." I quickly corrected myself when I saw Auntie Ren's expression change, "It's because his leg technique is unpredictable and the angles are tricky. It's hard to defend against."
Auntie Ren raised her voice even higher: "Then, how did you beat young master Xu?"
The audience immediately became silent. They all pricked up their ears and didn't believe their hero would be defeated by me.
I finally understood Auntie Ren's intentions. She wanted me to tell the story of how I beat young master Xu to stall for time and scare the audience.
Thus I purposely spoke slowly:
"Well, I'll have to start from the first time I met young master Xu. It was the season of spring …"
Thus, I told the story of how I met young master Xu and four other hoodlums by Daning River, how they bullied a couple, and how I killed all of them 1v5, especially how peaked cap Tang Jiang was put under the "weed whacker", and how I kicked young master Xu away when he pulled out his knife. I vividly described all of it. I didn't leave out any details. It was sensational and vivid.
At first, some students accused me of spouting nonsense: "Young master Xu isn't that kind of person, don't flatter yourself."
But when I told the story of what Tang Jiang said and how he got the wound on his face, some students began to mutter.
The bearded man clapped his hands and came to a sudden realization: "You … you're the powerful homosexual Tang Jiang was talking about?"
"You're the fucking homosexual." I cursed, "That's because Tang Jiang couldn't beat me, so he purposely spread rumors."
"That's true …" Someone said, "If he was gay, he wouldn't have acted like a pervert towards his junior sister …"
Next, I told the story of my second confrontation with young master Xu. This time, I had to omit a few facts and not mention the underwear.
It's not that I wanted to cover up for him in front of everyone, but if I mentioned the underwear on his head, it would be hard to avoid mentioning the underwear on my head as well.
Thus, I deleted all the unnecessary details and imagined tonight's duel as a high level martial arts movie. I relied on my memories and processing to describe the duel as thrilling and evenly matched. I even made the decision to change the weather to a storm with lightning and thunder.
Although there were a lot of unreliable parts of my words, I still gave an objective and fair evaluation of young master Xu's martial arts. I also managed to summarize his martial arts style and characteristics, so everyone had no choice but to believe I had fought with him before.
I spoke until my mouth was dry, so I took a sip of water. Auntie Ren stared at the clock in the distance and whispered:
"Keep making it up. It's almost 10, Xu JinSheng should be here soon. "
As if to prove Auntie Ren's words, instructor Huang went to the reception area, then ran back excitedly and said:
"The master is already here! He's coming in once he's parked the car! Madam Ren, if you have anything to say, you can talk to the master … "
The sound of footsteps came from the entrance even faster than expected and everyone's gazes gathered towards the entrance.
A man over 1.8 meters tall walked into the training grounds.
Under the illumination of the light above his head, his white training clothes reflected the dazzling light. What was surprising was that his feet did not show the dark color that had settled after thousands of training. They were actually very white.
When I looked at his hands, they gave off a refined feeling. However, there was an oval callus on the second knuckle of his right middle finger. I'm not sure what martial arts it was left behind.
Finally, I looked at his face. He wore a pair of black rimmed glasses and had a scholarly demeanor. Under his high nose bridge, he had a gentle smile on his lips …
Why does he look so familiar?
It wasn't just me, Auntie Ren was also stunned.
Isn't … isn't this my dad!? Didn't he get the callus on his right middle finger from holding a pen all year round!
What the hell is going on?! Why are you the master of this place! Is Xu JinSheng your other identity! I originally thought you were a poor guy, but I never expected you to build such a big business behind your son's back! Why didn't I know you knew martial arts! Also, you must have another family and another wife! Could it be that young master Xu is my half-brother! This perfectly explains why we are able to display extraordinary strength when we have underwear on our heads!
I can't believe I'm still working so hard for the Happy Valley Love Shop!? If you have such a big business, you should at least hire a nanny who knows how much salt to cook for me! When I think about how you used being drunk as an excuse to not return at night, but actually lived in harmony with another family, I'm so angry! There's no justice in this world! My dad and mom are both scum! I'm going to take revenge on society! I'm going to forcefully push down the class leader, Gong CaiCai, Xiong YaoYue, and Xiao Qin (I don't think I need to forcefully push this one), then I'm going to be a savage deep in the mountains!
Instructor Huang and the thirty or so students had the same surprised expression as me.
"Excuse me, who are you?"
His father was stunned for a moment and couldn't help but blush. He pulled a fat man, who was also wearing glasses and was wearing a training suit, to the front.
"I told you we went the wrong way! This isn't the washroom! "
My dad scolded. I just realized the fatty with him seems to be an old classmate of a certain university's vice principal who asked my dad to write textbooks.
Why didn't you say we went the wrong way earlier! I was almost scared to death just now! Although this is also Dongcheng District and shouldn't be too far from University City, but what are you two doing here! What are you guys doing in your training clothes?! Dad, didn't you just get released from quarantine yesterday!
Before I could ask, Auntie Ren asked first:
"You … why are you following me?"
My dad was shocked to find out his son and his old neighbor Auntie Ren were doing something on the stage.
"I, I wasn't following you!" My dad said as if he was wronged, "My old classmate brought me here to relax in order to celebrate my release from quarantine! I'm not lying, the professional venting area in the dojo is really interesting! The special wooden boards and bricks would shatter with a single strike! A lot of people didn't even change out of their suits, they were just relaxing there! "
Auntie Ren turned her head and ignored my dad. I exchanged a few words with my dad. When he heard Auntie Ren and I were here to challenge the dojo, he revealed a worried and curious expression.
At this time, the real owner of the dojo, Xu JinSheng, walked into the training grounds with a 1.9m tall body wearing a suit.
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