"Cut the crap!" Auntie Ren waved her arm. Her posture and manner made it seem like she was the owner of the place.
"I was going to look for someone, but since Xu JinSheng is hiding, I'll change it to a challenge! Do any of you have the guts to challenge me? If Xu JinSheng doesn't show up by 12 tonight, I'll tear down your signboard and use it as firewood! "
Instructor Huang's face turned green as soon as she said that. The young student's face also became angry.
"What are you talking about! You're making it sound like Master Xu is afraid of her! "
"Hurry up and call instructor Wu back! Instructor Huang's martial arts are terrible! "
"Shh ~ ~ ~ lower your voice! Don't let instructor Huang hear you! "
"By the way, is her son only here to watch, or is he going to spar with us?"
Auntie Ren finally reached her limit after hearing people call me her son over and over again. She stomped on the ground and roared:
"He's not my son! He's … my son-in-law! Stop making sarcastic remarks, let's see how he takes care of you later! "
Damn, Auntie Ren doesn't need to admit our marriage so quickly, right? Also, I only came here to watch the show, I don't have much stamina left!
The students who didn't pay attention to me also looked at me.
"This guy is at most 17, right? He's already someone's son-in-law at such a young age? "
"But, since his mother-in-law is so beautiful, she can't be wrong either, right?"
"Hey, how can there be such a young mother-in-law! Unless … unless her daughter is underage! He actually dares to marry an underage beauty as his wife, I'm already furious! "
"That's true after hearing your analysis! If this brat dares to spar, I'll cripple him! My heart bleeds whenever I think of an underage beauty being pressed under his body every night! "
"What do you mean 'underage beauty'!" A boy wearing glasses said, "Isn't it just a 'loli'? I know you two are lolicons … ouch! "
The boy was hit on the head by the first two people. "Don't say bad things about your senior!"
At this time, instructor Wu also rushed back. He had a skinny figure, but he was a brave and fierce person. He didn't say anything when he saw the challenger was a woman. He jumped onto one of the stages and called out to Auntie Ren:
"Come on up! Don't say that I don't have tender feelings for the fairer sex if I knock your front teeth out later! "
Auntie Ren grinned, her gaze and smile were terrifying, "You're the one who should wear braces, it's best if you wear a full set of protective gear."
Auntie Ren took off the shoes she used to chase the thief and told me to take off my shoes as well. Then, she lightly jumped onto the ring.
The battle between me and Young Master Xu was earth-shattering. I was drenched in sweat. When I took off my shoes, the students around me covered their noses and retreated.
See, see! My Dou Qi is just that ferocious! If you don't want to explode and die, then stay away!
"Don't just stand there." Auntie Ren yelled at me, "Climb onto the stage next to me. I'll deal with those over 18, you deal with those under 18! They actually dared to make fun of my daughter just now. Teach them a good lesson! "
I was a bit embarrassed, but I was too embarrassed to say that I didn't have the strength to fight.
"It's not a problem to take care of them, but I didn't hold back. What if …"
Auntie Ren interrupted me: "As long as you don't kill them, I'll take responsibility."
One by one, the young students looked at me with suspicion and hostility.
"Then this bag …"
"Let that Huang guy watch." Auntie Ren said impatiently, "Don't make me decide everything for you."
I carefully handed the backpack with the underwear to Instructor Huang. "Don't open it. There are some indecent things inside."
Instructor Huang had a worried expression from beginning to end. He yelled at Auntie Ren's opponent, instructor Wu:
"Xiao Wu, go easy on them, they might have some background."
Instructor Wu laughed, "I'm sorry, but my consecutive whirlwind kicks are as fast as lightning. Once I show my power …"
Before he could finish, Auntie Ren took advantage of him and kicked him in the chin. He foamed at the mouth and fainted with his eyes rolled back.
The crowd below the stage was in an uproar.
"Why is she like that? Instructor Wu isn't ready yet. "
"That's right. Instructor Huang, you go. Let her know how strong we are. "
Instructor Huang may have been called a 'noob' by the students, but he was still a 3rd dan black belt. He could already tell what was going on, but he kept shaking his head.
Auntie Ren won without any suspense. After instructor Wu was carried off the stage for treatment, I naturally became the center of attention.
I did a quick self-examination. My entire body was sore after my fight with young master Xu. Even though I recovered some stamina on the taxi, I still felt like an arrow at the end of its flight.
The stage was quite high. I wanted to imitate Auntie Ren and jump onto the stage, but I didn't use enough strength. Also, my legs were short, so I missed a step and fell to the ground with a scream. My nose turned red from the fall.
A burst of laughter immediately erupted from the crowd.
My face was red and I gave up on jumping onto the stage. Instead, I clumsily climbed up the stage like a tortoise.
"He can't even get onto the stage, yet he's here to challenge us."
"I thought he was strong when I saw his ferocious gaze, but he's far from our young master's level."
"Don't fight with me, I, I'll go fight him."
"Why do you get all the good stuff? I'll go. "
"Um … I'm sorry, can I try first?"
The last person to speak was a female student with a medium height, freckles, and two braids. I didn't notice her because she was standing at the back of the crowd.
I was collectively looked down upon. Even the introverted female students felt that I was a soft persimmon that could be used to test out their martial arts!
Who's a pushover? I'm a cactus, okay? A tenacious cactus that grows in the Mexican desert.
If I was full of stamina, none of you would be my opponent unless you could beat young master Xu.
Ah, no, I can't even stand straight when I'm a bit too excited.
The female student had already jumped onto the stage. She smiled shyly and bowed towards me. Then, she stared into my eyes and assumed a taekwondo defensive stance.
What's the point of defending. I'm so tired I can't even move. If I get kicked off the stage by this female student, I'll lose a lot of face. I can't face Auntie Ren anymore, so I might as well go to Wutai Mountain and become a monk. I'll practice martial arts, pass Mu Ren Alley and enter Luohan Hall. I'll become a senior monk and a martial arts master. I'll stay away from the world of mortals and never play dangerous harem games again.
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