The closer Auntie Ren got to me, the more she frowned. I looked like an overdecorated Christmas tree when I was covered in underwear.
I quickly shook off the underwear and took off the nine pairs of underwear on my head. I carefully put the bottom one, the one that belonged to Ai Mi, back into my pocket. As for the one in my hand, it was probably Auntie Ren's bra, so I fearfully put it back into my backpack.
Speaking of which, this bra is at least a C cup, right? Why didn't you inherit your mother's breast volume! If you developed a bit better, I would have realized you were a girl a long time ago!
The sky was dark and I was wearing the Qing Zi Academy uniform, so Auntie Ren didn't recognize me immediately. She thought I was just a normal pervert who stole underwear.
"Oh, you're a student of Qing Zi Academy! I can't believe there's someone like you who can climb buildings empty-handed in the trash filled Qing Zi Academy … "
Auntie Ren mocked with a sneer, then her face turned cold.
"Stop right there, don't run! Do you believe that I can get the principal to expel you with just one word? "
I stood proudly and waited for Auntie Ren's arrival.
I checked my uniform and found that because I moved too much during the fight, a lot of buttons were torn off. Even the school badge was nowhere to be found. Qing Zi Academy's uniform really isn't suitable for fighting. Also, this time the class leader didn't come to sew buttons for me.
Auntie Ren, who was gradually approaching, finally realized the underwear thief was her daughter's boyfriend.
"Why is it you!?" Auntie Ren was shocked and angry, "Are you two going to let me live! Aren't you tired of causing trouble all day long! "
I made an o (□ □ □ □ o) expression, "Auntie Ren, how did I cause trouble! Also, what does this have to do with my dad! Don't wrongly accuse me, the one who was fighting with me was the underwear thief! "
When I mentioned my dad, Auntie Ren's eyebrows twitched as if she heard about cockroaches or mosquitoes.
Is there a need to hate my dad that much? Didn't you suddenly show kindness last night and let him sleep in "his" room? That standard room has two single beds. Dad definitely wouldn't dare to do anything to you. Could it be that Dad snored in his sleep and disturbed your rest?
"I didn't see you guys fight." Auntie Ren stood in front of me like an interrogator, "Aren't you two splitting the loot? They even put their underwear on their heads to see who can wear it more … "
It wasn't a competition of who could catch more, it was a competition of who could catch more! Auntie Ren, did you not see clearly, did you think we put the underwear on ourselves? What a joyous scene of dividing the spoils!
"Be honest." Auntie Ren said, "What's your relationship with the person wearing the jacket? He climbed to the balcony on the fourth floor to steal our underwear, it scared Xiao Qin! "
Eh? Does that mean the backpack also contains Xiao Qin's underwear? Which one was it? The cartoon underwear young master Xu put on my head just now, the style is quite similar! Don't tell me I put my sister's underwear and my girlfriend's underwear on my head at the same time! Why is it that even though it's for justice, it makes my actions seem more perverted?
Also, why was Xiao Qin scared? Weren't you the Little Tyrant back in the day? Wouldn't it be fine if you used the Northern Dipper Fist and smashed him into a meat patty?
I came to a realization after thinking for a bit: Young master Xu is the same age as us, so Xiao Qin's androphobia was triggered by him! When will your gender recognition disorder be completely cured?!
According to Auntie Ren's description, she did not see the true face of the panty thief. She only saw her daughter sitting paralyzed on the balcony after Xiao Qin screamed. After asking, she found out that all of their newly washed underwear was stolen. So she angrily told Xiao Qin to stay at home and chased after the panty thief for a long time.
"Auntie Ren, you have to believe me! I'm not an accomplice of the panty thief! "
Auntie Ren crossed her arms in front of her chest and snorted: "There are no good men!"
Eh? Why did you raise it to the level of conflict between the sexes? Auntie Ren, why are you acting like a resentful housewife today?
Then, she picked up the bag full of stolen underwear and slung it over her shoulder.
"These clothes can't be used anymore after being touched by your dirty hands! I'm going to take them back and burn them! "
"Don't burn them!" I stopped her, "These are important pieces of evidence, especially this bag, we need it to find the real culprit!"
Auntie Ren hesitated a bit after hearing my sincere tone, then asked:
"Then who do you think the real culprit is?"
I pointed in the direction young master Xu escaped, "Although I don't know his full name, I'm sure he's the son of Golden Victory Taekwondo Dojo's owner, Xu JinSheng. People call him young master Xu. He's the panty thief who's been committing crimes for the past few months! " Auntie Ren frowned, "His dojo has six or seven branches in Dong Shan city and has over a thousand students, don't slander him."
"I'm not slandering him! Young master Xu and I fought under the bridge at DaNing River, he became the panty thief after I defeated him! "
"Why would he become the panty thief after you defeated him?" Auntie Ren was still suspicious.
"No, I didn't force him to become the panty thief! I'm guessing he already had a special interest in women's underwear, but he lost too badly to me, so it caused him to explode under too much pressure! "
"Okay." Auntie Ren put her hand on my shoulder, "In order to clear your name, you have to come with me!"
"Go, where?"
"Of course to the Golden Victory Taekwondo Dojo!"
"But Auntie Ren, didn't you say it has six or seven branches? Also, young master Xu doesn't necessarily have to escape to the dojo …"
Auntie Ren clenched her left fist, "Hmph, the monk can run, but the temple can't! We'll go to Xu JinSheng's headquarters in Dongcheng district and ask for him from their dojo! If Xu JinSheng doesn't want his son to come out and confront him, then I … I'll smash their signboard! "
Huh? Is this the legendary 'dojo challenge'? Is Auntie Ren going to take me to their territory to challenge them? Why do I feel like I'm Chen Zhen! I'm so excited and looking forward to it! Hongkou Dojo's Japanese, this young master is coming! I'll let you know we Chinese aren't the sick men of East Asia!
Of course, I don't have much energy left after my duel with young master Xu, so I'll hide behind Auntie Ren the entire time …
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