After activating Clear Mind Berserker mode, I placed my palms together in the shape of a lotus and sent a Turtle God Style shockwave at young master Xu.
Young master Xu screamed as he was swept up by the shockwave and became a star in the night sky.
No, that was just my imagination. In reality, I didn't dodge young master Xu's attack and punched his knee, causing him to take three steps back.
It was a head-on clash, but my right fist didn't hurt at all. I was immune to pain even if my bones were fractured in Berserker mode.
Today, I'm going to use my sister's name to punish you for stealing underwear and hurting girls' hearts.
Underwear is such a private thing. How could you steal it and wear it on your head?!
As for me? I'm different. I'm doing it for justice and for love.
Young Master Xu stopped retreating and sneered when he saw that I had also opened the "Overhead Underwear" cheat:
"I didn't expect you to have some skills."
"Hmph." I replied, "Same to you."
The moon was bright and the stars were sparse. A light breeze blew through the alleyway. I don't know where this sudden wind came from, but shouldn't there be a breeze before a battle between experts in movies?
Young master Xu and I had our hair split into two clumps due to being separated by the underwear. It was currently moving strangely with the wind.
"Whose underwear does it belong to?"
Young master Xu suddenly asked.
"Hmph, you don't need to care who it belongs to. All you need to know is that the power I obtain from it is greater than yours. If the underwear you stole had a mind of its own, it would probably look down on you. "
Young master Xu pondered for a while.
"So you're saying the underwear on your head was given to you willingly?"
"Of course." I replied proudly, "It's a pair of underwear filled with love and trust. How can your nameless underwear compare to it? "
Young master Xu was disappointed and disappointed, but he still didn't want to admit defeat:
"There's an old saying: a wife is better than a concubine, a wife is better than a mistress, and a mistress is better than not being able to steal. Even if you're wearing your girlfriend's underwear … "
I laughed out loud: "It's not my girlfriend's underwear. And she will never be my girlfriend! But I will always love her! She will always love me! "
Young Master Xu was speechless for a while.
"You … are really the kind of expert who enjoys perverted relationships!"
"This is not a romance! He was definitely not a pervert! Our relationship was decided from the moment we were born! "
"You're still talking about fate … That girl must have been brainwashed by you, right?"
"Eh? You panty thief, when did you start to care about the rights of other girls? If you think you can't beat me, then surrender immediately! "
Young master Xu gritted his teeth angrily. He opened the zipper of his backpack a little and took out another pair of underwear.
Sure enough, the backpack was full of stolen underwear! There were at least 200 sets of bras and panties!
Young Master Xu took a deep breath and solemnly put on the underwear he had just taken out over his head, over the original underwear he was wearing.
Double-wielding? No, a pair of underwear? If quality isn't enough, then quantity is enough?
It's not a misconception! My opponent's power increased again!
A strong wind blew against my face. Young Master Xu's attacks were like a storm, and there were no gaps between them. However, I had activated my Berserker state, so I was able to see his movements clearly in a split second. I blocked each and every one of his attacks or attacked his weak spots to force him to retreat.
After seven or eight rounds of this high-intensity competition, both of us were panting and sweating profusely.
Ah, crap! The underwear on my head must be stained with my sweat, right? I don't even know if Ai Mi has worn it or not, but now it's going to be stained with my 'original' scent!
After a short rest, young master Xu clenched his teeth and attacked again. I also didn't admit defeat, so the two of us fought another twenty rounds.
Fist against fist, leg against leg. You use Python Twisting Throat, I use Evil Tiger Digging Heart. You jump up and down with a series of kicks, every move is fatal, I don't move like a mountain and squat like a horse stance.
Ah, who said martial arts in China has declined! It's not just me, young master Xu's moves don't look like Taekwondo either. He's created a lot of powerful kicks and punches, and it looks like he's about to become a grandmaster because of the underwear theft.
Maybe a hundred years later, there will be a movie called "The Master of Underwear" to commemorate him just like Ye Wen!
At that time, people will comment: Even Ye Wen is afraid of his wife, great people should be allowed to have some flaws!
Damn, how are you going to be famous in the future! Speaking of underwear, my head isn't empty either! The winner becomes king and the loser is a thief. As long as I beat you, I will be remembered as the grandmaster of underwear!
In all fairness, although we both had underwear on our heads and their outfits were ridiculous, it was definitely a high level battle.
If it was recorded, it could definitely be used as a martial arts tutorial for young people. It could be used as motivation, fitness, and a powerful country.
Of course, I would have to hire a video processing expert to take care of the underwear on my head.
Otherwise, if he gave the wrong impression to the children that "as long as you wear underwear on your head, you can excel in martial arts", causing the girls in their class to collectively suffer, it would be too late for regrets.
After fighting for a few times, Young Master Xu finally showed signs of exhaustion despite his extraordinary tenacity.
I didn't let go of the perfect opportunity to slow down his movements and sent him crashing to the ground with a sweeping kick. He fell on his back on the dirt road and his backpack fell off his shoulder.
He wasn't heavily injured. He supported himself with both hands and sat up. He stared at me, who was also panting.
"You … you're only so-so."
He was born in the year of the duck, so his mouth won't rot.
I was so angry that I ran toward him, intending to kick him to the ground.
A pervert's way of thinking is really weird. He didn't protect himself and thought I was after his bag of stolen underwear. He clenched his teeth and jumped over to protect his backpack.
I kicked him in the back and he groaned, but he still held onto his backpack tightly.
"Let go! You pervert! "I didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so I kicked him from behind.
I wasn't sure when, but my berserker mode had already worn off and my muscles were sore. However, young master Xu probably didn't have the ability to resist anymore, right?
I didn't expect him to not give up. He actually opened his backpack and put another pair of underwear on his head.
Is this a three blade style? Although underwear can strengthen mental strength, don't think it's a stimulant!
As expected, young master Xu couldn't stand up even after entering three blade style.
He made a hateful whimpering sound and took out two more pairs of underwear while hesitating if there was any space left on his head.
I was already tired from kicking him. I relaxed my guard when I saw he was like a stray dog and asked:
"What, are you going to do a five blade style again? As long as you admit defeat and admit your mistakes, I promise you won't do it again … "
Young master Xu's eyes suddenly flashed coldly. He took out a pair of pink lace panties and tried to put it on my head!
I couldn't dodge in time and got hit!
F * ck! Your method of putting it on me is so fierce, it's going to tear the panties! More importantly, if you put it on me diagonally, it will cover my eyes!
Could it be that he's doing this on purpose to seal my vision?
Ah, the world that my left eye sees through the underwear is so different, so blurry, so ambiguous. The biggest question is — whose underwear is this?! Since you only move around in the West District, then even if the possibility isn't high, this underwear could belong to a classmate, or at least a classmate from the same school!
Young master Xu revealed an excited expression after his attack succeeded. I'm not sure if he already had the strength to punch, but he also tried to put the other pair of underwear on my head.
Are you going to seal my right eye too? How can I let you succeed! I snatched the underwear from him (he didn't have much strength left). I was hesitating if I should put the underwear back in my backpack, but I saw him take out another pair of underwear with cartoon characters from his backpack. He was ready to try again.
Are you addicted to it!? I was so angry that I put the underwear on Young Master Xu's head.
Although it didn't seal your eyes, it blocked your nostrils, making it hard for you to breathe! "Ah! Ah! Ah!
"Hahahaha"
Because he already had four pairs of underwear on his head, it was too comical. I was laughing out loud when young master Xu suddenly jumped up and put the cartoon underwear on my head again!
4: 3, one with four knives and one with three knives, are you trying to play a scoring game?
Speaking of underwear, you have plenty in your backpack. I picked up the largest one and put it on young master Xu's head without any explanation.
5: 3! Contestant Ye Lin is leading by two points! Audience, please give him a standing ovation! This year's underwear finals will be sponsored by JDB. If you're afraid of getting too hot, please drink JDB!
In the alleyway under the moonlight, two (young) experts used up all their stamina and could only crazily put underwear on each other's heads. It was an absurd scene.
When I felt like I was leading 11: 9, I reached out and grabbed a bra. Right when I was worrying about how to put it on, an angry female voice came from the end of the alleyway behind young master Xu:
"I've finally caught you!"
The woman's upper body was blocked by the shadow, but she walked briskly with her long legs, approaching us step by step.
Young Master Xu shuddered when the other party shouted at him from behind. He used the last of his strength to throw his unzipped backpack at me. Seizing the chance when his underwear and bra fell on me, he ran away and slipped into a nearby alley.
On my head, shoulders, hands, and legs, there were all kinds of female underwear. What was even worse was that there were 9 pairs of underwear on my head (the innermost one was Ai Mi's), and there was also a sexy purple bra in my hand. I didn't know what to do right now.
The woman noticed young master Xu ran away, but she didn't immediately chase after him. Instead, she walked towards me.
As I got closer, I realized, isn't this Auntie Ren? Did you just get released from the hotel and you're already a vigilante to catch the underwear thief?
Auntie Ren didn't recognize me at first (there were nine pairs of underwear on my head), but when she saw the bra in my hand, her face immediately turned red with anger.
"You bad things that lack discipline. Do you think you can escape unscathed after stealing my underwear that I've hung on the balcony?"
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