Since I didn't manage to retaliate against the private detective by posting on the internet, I looked at my dad's calligraphy exercise under the glass coffee table. I decided to do something more important first, which was to change the lock on my door.
I went to a security door store at the back of the neighborhood. I picked a "B-grade lock" that they said was far more secure than a one-word lock. I spent a total of 200 kuai to have someone come to my house and change the lock.
The other party was quite surprised and happy that there was business at 8 o 'clock on a Saturday morning. They thought it was a good start to the weekend, so the price was reasonable and they didn't cheat me.
I was busy changing the lock, so I didn't go to Dong Shan Lake to practice with gramps.
'Priorities and priorities'! Since I know the straight lock (also known as A-grade lock) can be easily picked and someone is eyeing my house, I can't just leave. I have to leave someone to look after the house before changing the lock!
Considering that I haven't built my harem yet, I don't have any concubines to assign, so I can only look after the house myself!
Although she would happily help me look after the house if I called her over, but since she insisted on going to school during her period, she didn't recover very well. She should be resting at home right now, right? It's better not to provoke her, it's not easy for me to get some peace on the weekend.
The lock was changed before 10 o 'clock. I looked at the brand new key and felt a sense of accomplishment.
Hmph, there's still Peng TouSi! Let's see how you two are going to pick the lock this time! From now on, you can look at the door and sigh!
Since I suddenly had nothing to do, I decided to take a stroll around film city.
What does it look like when Auntie Ren isn't there? I heard she's teaching martial arts through remote video? Does she have to do somersaults in the hotel room during the demonstration? I can't help but be curious if I don't see it with my own eyes!
I have to declare: Although seeing Ai Mi is one of the reasons I went to the set, I wasn't thinking about my sister's underwear!
I did have a dream last night. In the dream, I forcefully took off Ai Mi's underwear. After I took it off, I held it up high and shouted, "¥20,000!" Then I left the terrified Ai Mi and ran away.
F * ck my image! If I really did something like that, I wouldn't have the face to tell Ai Mi that I'm her brother!
When I was reflecting on myself, the person who started the underwear incident, Director Cao, called me.
"Little Ye Zi, why did you send me three boxes of AV sticks? I didn't order anything from you, nor did I pay for it. "
"You don't have to pay." I smiled, "Just treat it as my gift to Director Cao to support the AV industry."
Director Cao smacked his lips and said, "Don't tell me you're planning to find a random pair of underwear and pretend it's Miss Ai Mi 'er's underwear to fool me. Then you feel guilty, so you gave me these AV sticks as compensation?"
Damn, Director Cao, you're always talking about underwear! Don't give me more pressure, okay? I've already done something perverted to my sister in my dreams!
Thus, I briefly told him about the Bureau of Industry and Commerce investigating the fake goods. Of course, I hid the things about Ai ShuQiao and the private investigator. This was my family business, since my dad didn't talk to Director Cao, I had no reason to tell him.
Director Cao suddenly realized: "So that's how it is … but won't the Bureau of Industry and Commerce investigate me? I'm not afraid of fines, but what if I was organizing people to film … "
Organizing people to film AV, right? Don't worry, China only punishes those who produce and sell fake goods, not those who buy fake goods. It's not as strict as Europe or America. I heard Peng TouSi say that before he came to China, he saw a lot of Chinese people wearing fake branded goods and carrying fake phones at the airport, but they were forcefully confiscated by the security guards. There was a guy who spoke Cantonese that was even funnier. He was wearing an Italian suit, but none of it was real. In the end, he was stripped down to his underwear! Actually, his underwear was also fake, but the airport was lenient!
Director Cao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard that as long as you don't admit to selling the three boxes of AV sticks and say you bought them for your own use, the Bureau of Industry and Commerce won't give you any trouble.
Director Cao breathed a sigh of relief, but then he immediately said: "Damn, how am I supposed to use all of these AV sticks for my own use!"
"Director Cao, these are female devices, you can't use them for your own use, right?"
"Hmm … that's true. How about I organize a lucky draw during the second episode of 'Bloody Battle of Jin Ling' and encourage netizens to participate. Let's use these AV sticks as the prizes!"
Is it the episode where the female protagonist is raped by Jin Ling Young Thug? Only otakus who masturbate would watch that kind of short film! What are you trying to do by giving them AV sticks for women!
Before Director Cao hung up the phone, he told me to quickly find a way to get Ai Mi's underwear. He specially prepared a bank card with twenty thousand yuan for me, and I'm already starving.
You're the one who's starving! If you can't endure it, then use the AV stick to pop your own ass! I don't want to give my sister's underwear to others anymore!
I took the subway all the way to Dong Shan film city. It was already noon, so it was time to eat.
I didn't have the face to go to Ai Mi's RV for a free meal before I sorted out my emotions, so I went to the actors' cafeteria since I've been here many times before.
I was eating the beef curry with chili by myself. Unfortunately, Kyle brought the old translator over and the two of them sat across from me without any politeness.
Kyle greeted me through the old translator:
"Long time no see, I came over today to ask you something."
I lowered my head and ate without saying a word.
"Um, is there anything in particular that Ai Mi wants to eat? I keep saying I want to treat her to a meal, but she looks down on my British chef. She said she would rather starve to death than come to my dinner … "
Bullshit! British chef!? Does Britain even have a chef! There was an old joke in Europe that said all the pigs in England were killed twice, once in the slaughterhouse, and once in the English kitchen! In the London Olympics, there was a dish called "Stargazy", which was made by inserting a fried fish head first into a piece of toast … What the f * ck, was that "Stargazy" or "Stargazy"?! Stephen Chow's God of Cookery had tears streaming down his face!
As for what Ai Mi likes to eat? Actually, "potato chips and coke" are enough, but would you believe me?
Kyle pestered me endlessly when he didn't get an answer, so I casually recited a few traditional China foods:
"Mantou, flat bread, steamed buns, dumplings, zhajiang noodles, boiled fish, glutinous rice balls, zongzi …"
Kyle made a horrified expression when he heard zongzi.
"Forget about zongzi, zongzi, it's not for humans. I really can't understand Chinese people's eating habits."
Eh? You hired a British chef, how dare you look down on zongzi from the Celestial Empire! Although I don't think zongzi is particularly delicious, it's still a few hundred times better than British recipes! How dare you say zongzi isn't for humans? Go look at Bear Grylls, the host of 'Man vs. Wild', he's British! The scorpions, cockroaches, maggots, rotten seals, rotten cow hearts, rotten things that you can't even tell what they're made of … those aren't for humans!
Kyle continued to speak with a lingering fear:
"A few days ago, it was the Chinese Dragon Boat Festival and Ai Mi gave me a gift for the first time. It was a type of dumpling without any filling. I was originally very happy to try the traditional cuisine of the mysterious East, but after I tried it, I realized it tasted terrible. I don't want to eat it again in my life!"
I was confused, it's normal to eat dumplings without fillings, some people don't even like to eat dumplings with fillings!
"No, it's …" Kyle gestured with his hands, "It's the type without rice as fillings, it only has awful lettuce, it's really hard to chew!"
I was shocked and forgot to eat the curry beef.
Did, did Ai Mi only give him dumpling leaves wrapped in the shape of a dumpling! Then how the hell am I supposed to eat it! How is this a gift, this is pure pranking!
I suspiciously shifted my gaze to the old translator who was proficient in simultaneous interpretation without changing his expression.
You should have been next to me at the time! You're a Chinese person! Kyle doesn't know what a dumpling looks like, but don't tell me you don't! Why didn't you remind me! Are you only responsible for translating and not caring about anything else! Kyle, not only did you hire a British chef, but your translator also didn't stop you from eating dumpling leaves, your team is full of idiots! How did you manage to survive all these years?
Right after eating, I received a call from my dad. He said that after a week of quarantine, the Health Bureau finally announced that the bird flu danger was over and released everyone. He wanted to go home to give me a surprise, but he didn't expect that when he arrived at the door, he found out that the lock was changed and the key couldn't be opened …
Fuck, I'm such a scammer! I actually locked my dad outside the door! Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and leave the set to open the door for my dad!
I rushed home in a hurry. My dad was downstairs watching the old men play chess. When he saw me coming back, he happily waved at me.
"Xiao Lin, did you miss daddy?"
Dad, why are you acting cute! You were locked up for a week, I thought you would be sallow and dispirited! But it turns out you're even paler than before, and your face is glowing! Did something good happen to you!
I brought my dad into the house and gave him a new set of keys. As for why I changed the lock, I said that the neighbor's auntie had a burglary and used the same lock as ours. My dad praised me for being prepared for a rainy day and inheriting his intelligence. He also wanted to express his sincere condolences to the neighbor's auntie, but I hurriedly stopped him.
Since my dad was released, then Auntie Ren must have regained her freedom, right?
That day, my dad invited me to a nearby restaurant for a reunion dinner. I thought he was making a big deal out of nothing, but as long as he was in a good mood, I was willing to accompany him.
"Oh, I have to go back to the hotel tonight to make up for the progress I missed …" My dad said faintly, "But I'm a bit lonely without Auntie Ren in the room today …"
Lonely my ass! I was only forced to take you in for a night, don't keep thinking about it!
Although I would support your remarriage, it can't be with Auntie Ren! Dad, can you not give me more trouble!
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