First of all, this is definitely not a bored thief! He infiltrated my house with a clear goal! Could it be that he and the suspected virgin are the same person? He had been asking me all sorts of questions, but he had never bought anything. Why did he suddenly come to my house to look through my things? Also, since he had never received any goods from me, how did he get my address?
Did he do a special investigation? Or did he hire a private investigator?
Private … Private investigator!?
I suddenly remembered that the suspected virgin's first conversation with me and the private investigator's first time following me and being 'blackmailed' by gramps at Dong Shan Lake happened at the same time.
So they might be the same person! Since I deal with too many customers every day, I didn't pay much attention to it!
Could it be that the private investigator hired by Ai ShuQiao purposely disguised himself as a suspected virgin to spy on me online? This time, he infiltrated my house and then left because he had enough important information to attack me. So even though he didn't take anything on the surface, he was actually returning with a full load!
Damn, what kind of information did you get! Was it the photos of Xiao Qin and the class leader that I hid under my bed! Or, on the laptop, all kinds of nude photos of Shu Zhe!? Even if you reported this information to Ai ShuQiao, she would only think that her son is a bisexual and it wouldn't have any effect on me!
In other words, the key was still these Taiwanese counterfeits.
My second aunt, who has a sports goods business, once told me that she was once reported by a competitor in the same business. She said she was selling counterfeit goods taken by netizens. As a result, the Bureau of Industry and Commerce came to her door and confiscated all the fake tennis rackets. In the end, she had to pay a ¥5000 fine to redeem the rackets.
The funniest part is that you can redeem them with money! If you really have the determination to fight back against counterfeits, then you might as well just destroy them!
However, it seems that the punishment for counterfeits has increased recently. Some people even have to pay a fine of 5-10 times the value. So if the Bureau of Industry and Commerce receives a report from the public (mainly from the same business), they will eagerly come to your door to investigate.
Damn, do you want us to get fined! The value of these three boxes of goods is worth at most $15,000. If you fine us $150,000, the Happy Valley Love Shop will close down!
Not good! He had to act quickly! The private detective might have already made a report to the Bureau of Industry and Commerce. I have to get rid of these three boxes of goods before they come knocking!
At 8 pm, as expected, under the leadership of a deputy section chief of the Industry and Commerce Bureau, two staff members, one tall and one short, knocked on my door.
After showing me the relevant documents, they told me that they had received a report from the public and that they were going to check my house for possible fake goods.
I tried my best to put on a friendly expression and welcomed them with a smile. I invited them into the big room and poured a cup of hot tea for the deputy section chief. Then, I sat next to him as if nothing had happened. I chatted with him and laughed as I watched his two subordinates rummage through my warehouse.
I purposely didn't turn on the air conditioner on such a hot day. Since they were here to cause trouble, they were too embarrassed to ask me to turn it on. The deputy section chief held the cup of hot tea and frowned. He didn't bring it to his mouth for a long time. His two subordinates searched for more than 40 minutes. Their faces were covered in dirt, and their foreheads were covered in sweat. Their shirts were covered in mud.
"No! None at all! "said the tall one." And these goods are too much! This kind of thing is placed everywhere, how can you let a student look after the house! "
The short one didn't give up: "Section chief, let's look in another room! They must have heard the news and hid! "
I was startled. If they found the box full of Xiao Qin's photos that I sealed with a seal, it would be quite embarrassing.
The deputy section chief waved his hand. "No need! Look at how calm this guy is, we were most likely tricked this time! Let's go, there are still two more families behind us, we can still fine them. "
I'm not sure if he was tricked by the private detective or me. But he's quite astute. If we delayed any longer, I would have turned the air conditioner to hot air and some of you would have a heatstroke!
The three of them admitted their bad luck and left while groaning. I was still bowing and saying:
"Take care! Thank you for your hard work! Please come again next time! "
The deputy section chief was so angry that he almost sprained his ankle when he went downstairs.
As for the three boxes of fake Taiwanese goods, I called the delivery guy that often comes to my house and gave him ¥100 as an express fee. I told him to hurry over and deliver the three boxes to Director Cao's house.
Instead of keeping the goods that can't be sold, it's better to give them all to Director Cao. I hope he can use them when he shoots an AV one day!
I'm not talented, but I've done my bit for China's AV industry!
Also, Ai ShuQiao, the detective you hired isn't good enough! I'm wise and powerful, I was able to solve his scheme with just a few tricks! Do you want to send more people to deal with me!
Oh right, I'm not a gentleman if I don't take revenge. Since I took a picture of the private detective's license plate number and there's a video of him "knocking gramps to the ground", I might as well post on the internet and call for people to find him. It's better to lie and say he seriously injured gramps. Yes, I might as well say gramps' waist was broken by him! Say he hit him himself first and felt it wasn't enough, so he hit him with a car … I don't believe the internet mobs won't kill you!
After calming down a bit, I took into account that gramps might be a famous figure in the martial arts world, so I didn't post the video. I only posted the license plate number on a popular forum and said the owner of the car ran away after injuring a pregnant woman. He also said he had people above him, so the police wouldn't dare to arrest him.
The netizens were very enthusiastic. First, they helped me greet the 18 generations of ancestors of the private detective. The scene was unprecedentedly grand. But before the Almighty appeared to help me search for him, an even more explosive post appeared on Tieba. The title was: "The Leader's Driver Repeatedly Ran Over Two Elementary School Students, Causing Their Deaths. Their Father Tried to Argue But His Leg Was Broken." As a result, everyone's attention was drawn over and the discussion was like a tide. Some were filled with righteous indignation, some claimed to be a hero of the present age, some wanted to kill the victim's enemy, some told everyone not to get excited, some already slept with the driver's wife … In short, no one paid attention to my post anymore.
When I checked again the next day, I noticed my post had already sunk to page six. It wasn't even as popular as the Three Vulgar post "My Romantic Encounter with Miss Sanlitun on the Train".
I put that matter aside with a sense of frustration.
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