On Thursday, the first two days of menstrual pain had passed and Xiao Qin seemed a bit more energetic.
"Ye Lin classmate, Ye Lin classmate, how about we go watch a movie this weekend!"
"Watch what?" I said in a bad mood, "Watch 'Cinderella's Sister' or 'The Legend of Snow White'?"
"The movies Ye Lin classmate talks about are all weird … and why do you seem angry …"
No sh * t! I only realized you wanted me to become ugly after listening to your sleep talk yesterday! And he even slapped me in the face with his own body! Are you trying to disfigure me! Although for a Spartan like me, it doesn't matter if I'm good-looking or not, but the handsome boy talent that was inherited from my parents was reset just like that!
I ignored her and played a game I downloaded on my phone last night. It was called [Angry Grandma], and it was pretty fun.
Xiao Qin stared at my phone screen for a while until she was called by the biology teacher on the podium, then she shrunk her neck back.
I didn't speak to Xiao Qin for over half an hour.
It seems students shouldn't talk to their neighbors in class, they should all study hard to realize the four modernizations!
Xiao Qin felt wronged and buried her face in the textbook.
When it was time for class to end, I still played the game without moving.
Xiao Qin timidly said: "Ye Lin classmate, I'll say …"
I clicked on the screen and completely ignored her.
"Excuse me …"
Pitter patter, pitter patter patter, Xiao Qin finally couldn't help it:
"Wuwuwuwu ~ ~ ~ (́ _ ́) ~ ~ ~ Ye Lin classmate would rather play with grannies than me!!"
F * ck! At least finish saying the full name of "Angry Grandma"! Niu ShiLi is already suffering from internal injuries from holding it in! I don't want the entire class to think I have some strange interest in grannies!
In order to shut Xiao Qin up, I temporarily lent her my phone so she could experience how fun grannies are. Before that, I sent a text to Shu Zhe to meet me.
I called Shu Zhe out to collect the white rose underwear and he didn't screw it up this time. After handing me the underwear in the sealed bag, he extended his hand towards me.
"Huh? You want money? You greedy ghost! Don't you always pay in advance? I've already given you the money! "
"No." Shu Zhe pretended to be angry, "Bro Ye Lin, I'm asking for new underwear. Didn't you say to make full use of your time? "
I put on a straight face. "I'm sorry. I've been a little lazy lately. I haven't taken the initiative to contact any clients, and I haven't received any new orders."
"What?" Shu Zhe was dissatisfied, "Bro Ye Lin, what's wrong with you! I thought I would get another job, so I didn't bring a change of underwear! Do you know how cold I am right now? "
Chilly your sister! You're wearing shorts, not a dress! Even if a classmate pulled off your shorts and found out that you weren't wearing underwear, it was still better than wearing women's underwear! Don't tell me you're used to wearing it!
I gave him a chisel on the head.
"What are you shouting for! Are you the boss or am I the boss? If you think I'm not working hard enough, then you can do it yourself! We have four customer service numbers anyway … "
"Bro Ye Lin, are you asking me to be your customer service part-time?"
"That's right! The one with the most feminine name out of the four, 'Southland Red Bean' will belong to you from now on! I'll make it clear to the old clients that 'Southland Red Bean' is being worked by Miss Model. Since you have a glib tongue, you can rely on your own abilities to get business! "
Shu Zhe lowered his gaze and began to think seriously.
"Then … if I'm a customer service part-time, will you give me extra pay?"
As expected, he was still most concerned about money.
I pursed my lips, "No! You're already making enough money! Don't you know that you take the big cut for the original underwear business and I'll take the small cut! From today onwards, the original underwear business will be outsourced to you! At that time, I'll still take the money for the underwear and you'll take the money for the original underwear … I'll explain the original rates to you. As for whether or not you have the ability to make customers take the initiative to raise the price, it'll depend on your own abilities! "
"Um … if the customers think I'm a woman and the underwear they pick is worn by me, wouldn't they be even more excited if I was a customer service customer?"
"That's true, they might even verbally tease you! Don't get mad at them! "
"Brother Ye Lin, how could I offend the God of Fortune! Since I'm a man, I won't lose out. I'll just go along with what they say, then act coquettishly to get them to pay more! "
Damn, you already thought of a strategy! All honest customers, please don't choose the customer service 'Southland Red Bean' when you visit our store! He has a honeyed mouth and a dagger in his heart, he specializes in ripping off customers!
After I told him the account and password for 'Southland Red Bean', I helped him install the Taobao Wangwang app on his phone. I told him how to use it, as well as the purchase history and personality traits of the current customers. He learned very quickly, no wonder he's a good student in the eyes of the teacher.
When I returned to the classroom, Xiao Qin was still playing 'Angry Grandma' and seemed to be quite engrossed.
It's no wonder you've been a boy for a long time, it's easy for you to get addicted to games!
After I returned to my desk, Xiao Qin reluctantly returned the phone to me and suddenly asked:
"Why does Ai Mi think you want her underwear?"
F * ck! Did you peek at my messages! I was too careless! I can't give my phone to my girlfriend before I clear my messages and calls! I made the most common mistake men make!
My face was pale with a tinge of red, green with a tinge of purple, in short, it wasn't normal.
"Um, it's unavoidable for people in the entertainment industry to be a bit self-centered, she's just too sensitive!"
Xiao Qin used her English textbook as a cover and revealed a suspicious expression.
"But the few QQ anime groups I've joined have been discussing some sis-con animations recently, such as' My Sister Can't Be So Cute ',' As Long as There's Love, Even a Brother Can Be Okay ',' A Threesome Must Have My Sister 'and so on …"
"I told them: It's disgusting for blood-related siblings to be together! They said I don't know how to appreciate art, can't accept the new era's aesthetic trend, and that I'm a hypocrite … "
"I said I'm not a hypocrite, I'm a girl, in the eyes of girls, brother-sister love is disgusting! They didn't believe me, they even said I'm a foot-scratching burly man and told me to go away … "
"Ye Lin classmate, I'm not a foot-scratching burly man, right?" Xiao Qin asked with tears in her eyes.
Of course you're not a foot-scratching burly man! You don't have to confirm this kind of thing with me!
"Then … I was right when I said brother-sister love is disgusting, right?"
"…"
"Ye Lin classmate, why are you hesitating!? Do you have impure thoughts towards your own sister?! The first step is to steal Ai Mi's underwear, then gradually steal other more important things! "
Please! Stealing Ai Mi's underwear has nothing to do with brother-sister love! I just want to exchange it for money! Also, I won't give Director Cao the original underwear, I will wash it before giving it to him! But how can I tell you this kind of thing!
"Ye Lin classmate, if you want girls' underwear, I can take it off for you at any time … how about after this class …"
What are you going to do after class! I don't need your underwear! When your underwear can be sold for twenty thousand yuan, then come and find me!
This awkward topic finally ended when Xiao Qin was called up by the English teacher to answer a question.
Afterwards, I ignored Xiao Qin and didn't give her a chance to ask any questions. I played Angry Granny all the way to level 36.
At night, 'Popeye' and 'Uncle Fireball' came online at the same time when I was processing orders on the computer. Popeye told me that he didn't get his salary this month, so he couldn't buy any new treasures for the time being. He felt a bit lonely.
I told him not to feel sorry for himself and to chat with Miss Model's part-time customer service number 4. It's free anyway.
Popeye went to chat with Shu Zhe in surprise, but Uncle Fireball seemed to already know about it and already chatted with Shu Zhe in the afternoon.
I told him that the white rose underwear would be shipped out by tomorrow at the latest. He was overjoyed and told me that he thought of a new business for our store.
"Hey, Sister Red Beans …"
"Huh?" I didn't react for a moment, then I remembered that Shu Zhe's customer service name was' Southland Red Beans'. Sister Red Beans was Uncle Fireball's nickname for Miss Model!
"Looking at Sister Red Beans' schedule, it seems like she's still a student!"
"Yes, she's a student! A high school student! It's just that she has a baby face, hahahaha … "
I covered it up awkwardly.
"I chatted with Sister Red Beans today. She's really good at making people happy. She wouldn't get angry even if I made a few lewd jokes. It really made my imagination run wild while chatting with her while looking at her sexy photos!"
"I asked her for her opinion while picking out underwear in the store, it was really enjoyable! I'm sure you've seen it too. That 'Silk Hollow Translucent Underwear' is the one I chose! Please let Sister Red Beans wear it tomorrow. Other than the price of the underwear, it also cost me ¥500 … "Shu Zhe is so sharp! Just by relying on his mouth to make the customers happy, he raised the price to 500 yuan! In comparison, the profit of the underwear itself was less than ¥50!
"But the original underwear is still too expensive, and the smell disappears quickly … I think you can develop some other consumables …"
"Consumables? What do you mean by 'dear'? "
"For example, balloons."
"Balloons?"
"That's right, people would definitely be willing to buy the air that Sister Red Beans breathed in! Even if it's not for smelling, it would be interesting to hang it on your ceiling! "
"It would be even better when used with the original underwear!"
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