Xiong YaoYue didn't know the class leader was referring to Xiao Qin. She thought the class leader was discriminating against gays, so she became serious and started lecturing the class leader:
"Class leader, I misjudged you >! I didn't expect you to be this unwilling to accept new things! "
"That … doesn't count as a new thing?"
"Huh? Did it exist in ancient times? Anyway … you can't say their relationship is abnormal! A lot of things that seem abnormal at first, will feel normal after a while! "
The class leader looked back at me and Xiao Qin.
"But … is that feeling really … really love?"
"How is it not love! If you like each other, then you don't have to care about other people's opinions! Class leader, listen up, you're not allowed to break up Ye Lin and the others! If you do that, I'll cut off all ties with you! "
"I … I didn't break them up …"
The class leader lowered her head as if she did something wrong. Her voice gradually faded away and I couldn't hear the rest.
Xiao Qin clutched her stomach as if the pain had not subsided.
I walked over and called out to her impatiently:
"Stop pretending! The class leader and the others already left! You have an indestructible body … "
Xiao Qin suddenly grabbed onto my clothes and looked like she was about to cry.
"I, I'm bleeding!"
"Stop bullshitting! It's only a badminton, it's not like it's an armor-piercing bullet! How could it make you bleed … "
"No, no!" Xiao Qin helplessly shook her short hair, "It's not an external injury! It's an internal injury … "
"Hahahaha!" I laughed even louder, "I'm not Zhang Sanfeng, how could I give you internal injuries …"
Xiao Qin angrily clenched her fist and punched me in the chest.
Huh? This kind of weak and powerless fist isn't enough to express anger! If you have the ability, let me experience the Little Tyrant's iron fist again …
Xiao Qin said with an extremely anxious tone:
"I, I'm bleeding in an inconvenient place!!"
Me! !! !! Go! Are you saying you're on your period! No wonder you've been keeping your legs together! Why are you attending gym class when you're on your period! Go back to sleep in the classroom like you used to!
Xiao Qin said with grievance: "According to the cycle, I was supposed to come a few days later, but I was hit by Ye Lin classmate's badminton …"
Motherf * cker! Are you saying that your period came early because you were hit in the stomach by my badminton? It turned out that a girl's period existed so casually!
I quickly gave the badminton racket to two passing students, then I carried Xiao Qin to the infirmary.
The girls in the class pointed at my back and started discussing:
"What's going on? Don't tell me that all the injured girls have to be sent to the infirmary by Ye Lin? "
"Then we have to be more careful when we train, or else he'll take advantage of us!"
"Why doesn't the dean care?"
"Stop joking! I heard Ye Lin is ranked 36th out of 108 people in the underworld. The head teacher wouldn't dare to control someone as ruthless as him. "
Who the hell went to the Marshes Liangshan! Who was the 36th ranked "Heavenly Qiao Xing" prodigal son Yan Qing! Even if I transmigrate and become a hero, I still hope to be Wu Song who fights tigers and kills adulterers along the way. Other than the people I call big brother who suffer a bit, everything else is to my liking!
The second time I carried her to the infirmary, she did not enjoy it. She nervously said:
"Ye Lin classmate, I, I thought it was still early, so I didn't prepare any sanitary pads. Now … my pants seem to be a bit wet …"
No need to say more! I don't even need to look to know! It's wet and slippery, it's even rubbing against my arm! It's blood! It's blood that flowed from Xiao Qin's private area! In ancient times, this type of blood was considered to have great power. Not only can it make men unlucky, but it can also completely destroy witchcraft and cannons!
What the f * ck, can I lose my arm?! Will I fail in everything I do in the future if I wear this arm that's stained with Xiao Qin's blood? Why don't you just chop it off! Then I would have the same ending as' Star of Pain 'Wu Song!
When we arrived at the infirmary, Chen YingRan was finally free and didn't hang around with the shota she took a fancy to. I put Xiao Qin on the bed, but before I could say anything, Chen YingRan saw the bloodstain between her legs.
"Ah, you guys still did it in the end!"
Chen YingRan clapped with a congratulatory expression.
Clap my ass! Even if we did, we wouldn't let you laugh at us! Hurry up and donate your sanitary pads!
I returned to class 2-3 and borrowed a pair of pants from Xiong YaoYue after leaving Chen YingRan and Xiao Qin to deal with their private matters. "Hehe, why are you borrowing a girl's pants?" Xiong YaoYue laughed evilly, "Does' he 'want you to wear a girl's uniform to increase the mood?"
"Stop joking around! It's for Xiao Qin! "
"Okay, I'll treat it as it's for Xiao Qin!" Xiong YaoYue handed me the pocket of the pants, "But … you have to wash it before you return it! I don't want to borrow a pair of pants to a boy and get pregnant after wearing it … "
Just how filthy do you think I am! If you're so afraid of getting pregnant, then you should always keep a distance of at least 100 meters!
As you can imagine, since Xiao Qin told Chen YingRan everything, the news of me hitting a girl until her period came early while playing badminton, quickly spread throughout the school.
Being looked down upon by the students of class 2-3, including the class leader, was a small matter. The main point was that as my reputation spread outside the school, the contents of the rumors were viciously reduced.
The words' playing badminton 'were the first to be removed from the rumors. My glorious achievement became' hitting a girl until her period came early '. Depending on the version, it was also' hitting a girl until her period came early with iron gloves', 'hitting a girl until her period came early with a steel pipe', 'kicking a girl until her period came early', 'kicking a girl until she miscarried', 'kicking a girl until she miscarried because she didn't want to take responsibility' …
F * ck, who has such a big grudge against me to make such irresponsible rumors! The hoodlums and hoodlums I beat up before are now acting like gentlemen and accusing me of being a disgrace to the underworld!
Who the hell is the underworld! Even if I did kick my girlfriend until she miscarried, it would still count as an 'artificial' abortion! Your so-called responsibility is at most taking your girlfriend to the clinic for an abortion, it's the pot calling the kettle black!
When school was about to end, I called Shu Zhe out and gave him a new pair of 'white rose' underwear so he could wear it for 72 hours.
He couldn't help but laugh when he saw me and asked:
"Bro Ye Lin, I heard …"
"If it's me who kicked someone until they miscarried, then there's no need to mention it!"
Shu Zhe let out a disappointed 'oh'.
After a moment of silence, he said: "Bro Ye Lin, can you think of a way to catch the panty thief?"
I felt it was quite novel: "What? You're concerned about women's well-being now that you're wearing women's underwear? "
"No — —" Shu Zhe shook his head, "It's sis Yue Yue who always suspects I'm the panty thief and uses all kinds of methods to test my 'martial arts'! I was screwed over by her on Sunday! She even threatened me and said if I told my sister, she would say I molested her! "
"Who dares molest her! I heard even hoodlums avoid her when they see her! Bro Ye Lin, if you don't do something, I'll be killed by her soon! "
If Shu Zhe died, it would be a huge loss for our perverted goods store. So I agreed to help him explain to Xiong YaoYue, but I can't guarantee I can catch the panty thief.
Even though she changed her pants and put up some protection, Xiao Qin was still sweating from her period pain and was lying on the table on her deathbed.
She said she could go to class and didn't want to be separated from me every time she had period pain. I didn't listen to her and found two phone numbers on her phone. I told Auntie Ren's friends to pick her up.
One of the two women seemed to be Xiao Qin's art teacher (she'll be resigning over the weekend). When she saw me, she stopped as if she was struck by lightning and said to me:
"Young man, are you interested in being a model for the students of my Academy of Fine Arts?"
Did you take a fancy to my robust physique! At least you have good eyesight! But I'm not used to showing my naked body in front of strangers, so I'll have to disappoint you!
"No, you don't have to take off your clothes." The other person hurriedly explained, "The province is holding an exhibition called 'Painting Hongyan, Remembering the Martyrs'. Sister Jiang, little radish heads, they all have similar models (I later found out the little radish heads were anorexic), only the Kuomintang officers …"
Damn, you're inviting me to act as the bad guy again! Have you ever seen such a young Kuomintang officer! Although the Kuomintang is corrupt, they're not stupid enough to hire minors to supervise the garbage pit! Do you think he's like the Shanxi County Party Committee Secretary who started working at 15 and even obtained a bachelor's degree!
"Ye, Ye Lin classmate can't be your model!"
Xiao Qin, who was stuffed into the car, stuck her head out of the window to stop them.
Huh? Are you going to put in a good word for me? Even if I'm a bad guy in everyone's eyes, am I still the handsome shota from back in the day in your eyes?
"Ye Lin classmate is mine! He'll be my exclusive model in the future! "
Xiao Qin shouted.
"Whether it's naked or wearing the Kuomintang officer's uniform, only I can draw Ye Lin classmate! I want to live in the garbage pit with Ye Lin classmate forever! "
F * ck! Do you think the garbage pit is a hobbit's hut! It's a prison! Prison! His daily routine was to be dragged out and tortured by the Kuomintang officers who were Super S class!
"I don't care! Anyway, the Kuomintang's uniform is much cooler than the 8th Route Army's! I want to be a Kuomintang wife with fashionable hair and wear a cheongsam to cook for Ye Lin classmate! "
You've been poisoned by the plot of TV dramas! Although my dad's childhood dream lover was also a Kuomintang female spy, don't believe everything that's shown on TV! Only a petty bourgeoisie would wear a cheongsam to cook for her husband!
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