When I arrived at school, it started to drizzle. Because of this, the flag raising ceremony on Monday was canceled and everyone was happy.
I noticed the class leader didn't have an umbrella, instead, she came to school wearing a dark blue raincoat. Does that mean she started riding her bike again?
I didn't expect it to take more than a week to fully recover after being spanked by me. The class leader's skin is more delicate than I imagined!
She walked into the school building and took off the hood of her raincoat. She had the heroic air of a female general. Her rain boots made clanking sounds as she walked. Many boys looked at her with longing in their eyes.
I felt an inexplicable sense of superiority.
Hahaha, let alone a female general, even if it's Wu Zetian, she was still the Wu Zetian whose butt was spanked by me! On the wordless monument in a hundred years, even if nothing else is written, the first line will be: "Spanked by Ye Lin". That way, no matter how heroic or majestic I am, it will be useless! Your life will always have a stain on it! Even if you kill me to silence me, your brother will also know! Are you going to kill your brother too?
Xiao Qin, who brought her sneakers to school, looked at the rain outside the window and fretted.
"How annoying, I wonder if it will be sunny in PE class in the afternoon …"
She wore a spring and autumn sports uniform, which many people would wear in this kind of weather.
I focused on catching up on Friday's language homework, I hope I can still make it.
"We didn't even say a single word over the weekend, don't you miss me?"
Xiao Qin asked bitterly.
"I don't!" I glanced at her knees, but I couldn't see her injuries because of her sweatpants.
Xiao Qin pouted.
"Speaking of which, my mom is quarantined. Her classmates and the art teacher came to accompany me, it's really annoying!"
"Eh? Isn't it good to have more people? Auntie Ren is afraid you'll be lonely! Has your drawing skills improved? "
"My drawing skills are already this good, there's no need to improve (≧ 3 ́)/!"
"Although the art teacher suggested I start from scratch, like drawing an egg … I don't have the time! Eileen Chang once said: Be famous as soon as possible! "
Ah, if you want to draw an egg, I could help you yesterday, but I can't help you today.
"In order to let the vast number of readers enjoy my masterpiece as soon as possible, so that they will be moved by my romance manga to the point that they wish they were dead …"
You don't have to be in so much pain that you want to die, right? Is that a manga or a crane head?!
"I registered an account on the 'Bewitching Aura' original manga website and applied to be an author. I uploaded my manga, 'Love in Zhoukoudian' …"
Why was it 'Love in Zhoukoudian'! Could the protagonist be a Zhoukoudian ape man? If it was the love between apes, it was even more ancient than Jay Chou's "Love Before A.D." Do you think that you are an unearthed cultural relic and whoever is older is the king?
"What's more hateful is that the main character that I drew in a surreal way was said by the editor to be 'unable to tell what he drew' and failed the review!"
No, you're already being very polite. You're clearly drawing potatoes and eggplants! Instead of painting 'Love in Zhoukoudian', why not paint 'Love in the Vegetable Greenhouse'? This is more suitable for you.
"Humph, a genius like me actually received such unfair treatment! They must be jealous of me! Just like how Van Gogh was envied by the artists around him, they must be planning on ganging up to oppress me! Didn't Lu Xun say that for there to be a genius, there must first be soil for the genius to grow! Why are you so unwilling to be the soil under my feet! "
Hey hey, wake up, you're a genius at killing people, not a genius at drawing! Also, the soil that Lu Xun mentioned is for a genius to sprout, not to be stepped on by a genius! You're the one who wants to oppress people!
"Anyway, in this day and age, it doesn't matter if the drawing is good or not. As long as the story has love, the reader can just imagine the scene."
If that's the case, why do you draw manga! Change your career and write novels! As long as you're willing to put your sexy photos on the back cover of the novel and use the nature of an autobiography to talk about the messy relationship between men and women, it will definitely sell well! There will be a lot of people coming to your signing event to ask for your autograph! But I can't guarantee what they did with their hands before they shook hands with you …
"Pfft, there are obviously other comics that have passed the review, but not all of them are so beautifully drawn …"
"Especially that 'Uncle Ju Drew When He Was Five'. A five year old drew it and it passed the review, why can't I let it pass when I was fourteen!"
Damn, the author chose this name as a joke, don't spout nonsense if you don't understand! Eunuch Cao introduced me to that comic before, it was quite interesting!
"This comic has crappy drawing skills, crappy storytelling, crappy plot, crappy character design, there's actually people reading such a crappy comic …"
That's the author's own work introduction, it's to be humble, humble, do you understand! Just like when someone says "my son is useless", do you really believe that his son is a dog!
"I laughed when I saw the first page, it's just like a primary school student's pencil drawing ~ ~ ~ ~"
You'll understand when you read the next page! Actually, the author's drawing skills are quite good, Eunuch Cao said that the author's Chuyin could even let him masturbate!
"When I thought about how such a lousy work could make it onto the recommendation list, and how my masterpiece couldn't even pass the review, I was so angry that I couldn't fight back. So, I used the demonic roasting function to write 'Super lousy comic' on every page! Far worse than Teacher Shui Qin's' Love in Zhoukoudian '! "
So you're the kind of 'mangaka' who doesn't draw his own comics properly and only knows how to attack others! Also, who is' Teacher Shui Qin '? Have you already thought of a pen name for yourself? Even in Japan, only mangaka who officially publish their work can be called 'Teacher'! Don't put yourself on a pedestal!
"I discovered: Authors who get recommended must have colluded with the backend of the website! I only posted 500 or so comments, and I was banned by the website! They said I posted some rubbish information … "
Serves you right! 500 + complaints is already quite a lot! Also, for something like 'Love in Zhoukoudian', I don't even need to read it to know it's 200% rubbish!
"Hmph, it must be because China's internal strife is too fierce, that's why I can't get recognition! I already mailed the manuscript of 'Love in Zhoukoudian' to Japan's' Hana and Dreams' magazine! That's a magazine that specializes in publishing shoujo manga. Even if the Japanese can't understand my Chinese, they would still kneel in front of my surreal style! "
You … fuck! You've lost all your face overseas! It's' Hana and Dreams' magazine, not 'Potato and Eggplant' magazine! Don't waste Auntie Ren's hard-earned money because of this stupid thing!
"Um … Ye Lin classmate, I didn't send it internationally. I asked the art teacher who often goes to Japan and Hong Kong to mail it for me …"
"But even the art teacher is jealous of my talent and advised me not to send it. Although she reluctantly agreed in the end, she said she would resign once my mom is out of quarantine …"
"Hehe < (@ ̄) ̄ @) Is it because I'm too talented and she knows she can't teach me anything? She's pretty self-aware! "
You're the one who doesn't know yourself! She's completely given up on a rotten piece of wood like you! Stop embarrassing China's original manga industry! I'm begging you! Fine! No! Fine! Ah!
Since we were in a hurry, the language homework was collected by the language class representative and the study committee member, Gong CaiCai. When Gong CaiCai received it, it seemed like she wanted to ask something, but she was glared at by Xiao Qin's hostile gaze and she cowered away.
After class, Xiong YaoYue sat on Gong CaiCai's desk. Gong CaiCai said sadly: The underwear she hung on the balcony was stolen on Sunday.
"What!?" Xiong YaoYue's loud voice almost broke the ceiling, "It was stolen yesterday? But I was at the class leader's house yesterday, he shouldn't have had a chance! "
"Why, why was it the class leader's brother who did it?"
Xiong YaoYue held her chin and made a puzzled expression.
"Did he have an accomplice? I kicked his knees under the table, stepped on his shoes, pulled his ear when the class leader wasn't paying attention, and stole his wallet. He didn't even show that he knew martial arts! Although the wallet was returned to him later … "
F * ck! Not only did you go to the class leader's house to freeload, but you also hit her brother! No wonder Shu Zhe doesn't like girlfriends who are stronger than him! We haven't even gotten married yet and he was already abused like this!
"Xiao, Xiao Xiong …" Gong CaiCai said hesitantly, "The underwear thief shouldn't be the class leader's brother. Actually, when I went to collect my underwear yesterday, I met with the gentleman who stole my underwear …"
"Ah? Did he do anything to you! "Xiong YaoYue was so anxious that her voice changed.
"No, no … although he covered his face with a mask, his eyes were righteous and he even nodded and greeted me …"
Righteous my ass! What righteous person would steal a girl's underwear! Speaking of which, young master Xu does have sharp eyebrows and deep eyes. If I had this kind of appearance, I wouldn't always be treated as a bad guy!
But he only stole underwear, didn't hurt anyone, and didn't act indecently? Even thieves have their morals!
Even so, it's not worthy of praise. If I caught him in the act, I would have to give him a beating.
Speaking of the battle under the bridge, because he was the first to pull out his knife, he didn't even last one move in front of me. He wasn't even as good as his little brother Tang Jiang. If I were to fight him again, I'm afraid he would lose again!
As Xiao Qin hoped, the weather actually cleared up during PE class in the afternoon.
After discussing it with teacher Yu, Xiao Qin wore a brand new pair of sports shoes and went to the side of the stadium to observe other people's PE class.
Even though she didn't participate in the exercise and only stared at me from behind the horizontal bar with a (* ^ _ _ ^ *) expression, I felt like I was being raped under her burning gaze.
This was the so-called hooligan-like gaze, right?
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