The person who was hit by the underwear was a middle-aged balding man. From a distance, he looked a bit like the former host of If You Are the One, Le Jia (my aunt liked him the most). The man raised his head in surprise and yelled:
"Huh? You're dropping underwear in broad daylight? And it's warm? Which lady's it? Is this like throwing a silk ball? I'm a conservative man, I'm afraid we're not compatible! "
His yelling alarmed the security guards. Several (not just one) security guards came over to investigate the mystery of sexy underwear.
Shu Zhe was so scared that he bit the tips of his fingers and shrunk his head to avoid being seen by the people in the lobby.
But it was already too late for Xiong YaoYue who witnessed the entire process.
Xiong YaoYue's entire body trembled and her face alternated between red and white.
"So that's how it is!"
She yelled with widened eyes.
What is it? Can you not be so surprised? In the game center, you suddenly said, "Brother and sister, don't quarrel." That scared me half to death. What did you analyze now?
Could it be that you connected the fact that you saw me carrying the black silk underwear last time and deduced that I was trading underwear with Shu Zhe? Could it be that you have further guessed the truth behind the "original underwear"?
No, impossible, there are too few clues. With her memory and forgetfulness, it's impossible for her to make the same deductions as Conan.
Or maybe because she always thought I was gay, she deduced that I was gay with Shu Zhe! And I'm the one receiving it!
Damn, if you dare to say that, I'll really get mad at you! In order to express my anger, I might even grab your nipples in public!
As it turned out, I couldn't keep up with Xiong YaoYue's train of thought.
Xiong YaoYue grabbed Shu Zhe's collar and yelled:
"So … you're the panty thief!! Hurry up and return my underwear!! "
Damn, you've guessed completely wrong! Although Shu Zhe pretended to be the panty thief (when he stole my sister's underwear), he doesn't meet the requirements of the panty thief at all! The panty thief's strength isn't below mine, and most importantly, he can climb buildings empty-handed! Shu Zhe can't even climb over the walls of our school, how could he be the panty thief!
"Yue Yue, you're mistaken." I explained.
"No! It wasn't easy to find a clue, I can't let him go! "
Xiong YaoYue shook Shu Zhe with all her might, hoping to shake off the lingerie he was wearing.
You've watched too many cartoons! What kind of thief would carry their loot around with them?
Shu Zhe's voice became extremely laughable.
"Sister Yue Yue ~ ~ ~ Stop shaking ~ ~ ~ I'm dizzy + _ + ~ ~ ~ I didn't steal any underwear ~ ~ ~ Brother Ye Lin gave it to me ~ ~ ~ ~"
F * ck, don't betray me! Didn't I tell you earlier to say that it's your personal hobby if it gets exposed?
Xiong YaoYue shifted her suspicious gaze in my direction.
"Ah? So you are the panty thief? No wonder you were wearing underwear that day … "
"I'm not!" I hurriedly denied it, "The panty thief could climb the building empty-handed, but I have a fear of heights, so how could I do that?"
Ah, I accidentally admitted it. How embarrassing. A man shouldn't admit his own weakness. If there was any grievance, he should just swallow it!
Xiong YaoYue was puzzled when she recalled how Ai Mi and I were a bit nervous on the elevator.
"Then — —" She turned around and stared at Shu Zhe, "The panty thief is still you!!"
"Sister Yue Yue, I already said I'm not!" Shu Zhe tried his best to defend himself, but Xiong YaoYue did not believe him.
At this time, Ai Mi hopped behind Xiong YaoYue and poked her in the back.
"Winnie, what are you playing at?"
Xiong YaoYue cautiously wrapped her arms around Ai Mi and kept her away from Shu Zhe.
"Miss Ai Mi, you have to be careful! Don't judge this guy by his clean appearance, but he specializes in stealing girls' underwear! "
Ai Mi looked at Shu Zhe with practiced disdain, then she looked at me.
"It's fine, it's not like he's the only one who has designs on my underwear …"
Eh? What does that mean? Why are you looking at me when you're saying that! Did you already notice that I'm eyeing your underwear? What a sharp sixth sense! No wonder you're my sister …
No, that's not right! Now is not the time to be proud, right? If Ai Mi is on guard because of this, then my chances of succeeding will be even slimmer! If I knew this would happen, I wouldn't have wasted money and would have saved up my income!
At this time, the class leader finally walked over and Ai Mi immediately hid behind Xiong YaoYue. Shu Zhe and I also stood up from the bench.
"Did something happen?" The class leader asked doubtfully.
"No, nothing!" I signaled Xiong YaoYue with my eyes, "We were just playing around!"
Because the class leader thought Henderson Mall was unfriendly to people with OCD, she was in a hurry to leave. The few of us who couldn't find a goal in life swayed behind her, the leader of the pack.
The class leader and Shu Zhe walked in the first row, Xiong YaoYue and I walked in the second row. Ai Mi hid behind Xiong YaoYue and would occasionally spy on the class leader and her brother through the gaps between our bodies.
"Hmph, the eyes are the window to the soul, it's best to judge a person from their eyes!"
Ai Mi muttered.
"Although they look alike and the brother might be able to pass off as a fake eye if he wears a wig, the boldness in his eyes is completely different!"
"The older sister is someone who survived a war. If she was insulted, she would definitely retaliate without hesitation!"
Hey, hey, hey, you're talking about Vasya, don't let the class leader experience a war! But you really have a good eye for talent when you say Shu Zhe can pass off as the older sister if he wears a wig. Maybe someone who often interacts with makeup artists can directly imagine a certain person wearing a wig.
"Then, do you think the younger brother can survive a war?" I asked curiously.
"Him …" Ai Mi didn't seem very interested, "He's trash, he'll probably be caught by the enemy as a gigolo …"
Xiong YaoYue suddenly interrupted our conversation.
"Let's not talk about war! Shu Zhe … "She lowered her voice because she was worried about the class leader," Shu Zhe is an underwear thief! If we don't do anything, countless girls will be victims! "
"Especially the class leader! I used to wonder why her underwear would be stolen when she was so cautious, but it turns out it's because it's hard to guard against a thief in the family! Shu Zhe is too much! He doesn't even let his sister's underwear go! I have to hang him up and flick his dick until he dies! "
Shu Zhe shuddered even though he didn't hear what she said after.
I laughed: "Yue Yue, use your brain and think about it! Shu Zhe doesn't even have the strength to truss a chicken, he doesn't fit everyone's description of the underwear thief! He's so weak, even if he had the guts, he wouldn't have the ability to climb onto someone's balcony! "
Xiong YaoYue had a serious expression, "You're too careless! Don't forget, Chang Wei also said he doesn't know martial arts! "
Huh? Isn't Chang Wei a character from Stephen Chow's movie "Ninth-Grade Sesame Officer"? In the movie, the son of the navy commander raped Madam Qi, then he killed a total of thirteen members of the Qi family. He didn't even let the watchdog 'Undead Tiger' off. His subjective viciousness is better than Li Tianyi's by more than twenty Chang 'an streets. He's an awesome existence that would be worshipped by future generations of officials. In the movie, he said "I don't know martial arts" in order to shirk his crime. Along with Lei Zhengfu's "Zhao Hongxia and I are lovers" and Liu Xiaoqing's "There are no unspoken rules in the Chinese entertainment industry", they were all ranked among the top three most shameless statements. They were neck and neck!
But then again, your knowledge is pretty skewed! Although Chang Wei is famous among some netizens, not everyone knows about him! Please, can you use a more common analogy in the future!
"I know, I know!" Ai Mi raised her hand happily and said, "There are a lot of Chinese comments on Facebook. Whenever there's an incident where the second generation of officials runs amok in China, the White House will be filled with petitions, and many of the posts mention Chang Wei!"
Don't call the comments of netizens as petitions! The Chinese government and the US government don't have a superior and subordinate relationship! Do you really think Obama is the director of the letter office!
"Netizens say that Chang Wei is the true portrayal of the second generation of officials running amok in the movie because he's the son of the president of the Republic of China, Chang Kaishen …"
That's way too wrong! You've been misled by netizens! The president of the Republic of China is Chiang Kai-Shek! Because of the Cantonese pronunciation, the name was transliterated into "Chiang Kai-shek" by the foreigners. Later, a professor at Tsinghua University referred to the foreign language materials when writing his thesis. As a result, he translated Chiang Kai-shek into "Chang Kaishen" in the foreign language materials.
Also, Principal Jiang was the famous' Northern Kick Jiang Zhongzheng '. As a disciple of the' Invincible Iron Fist Sun Yat-Sen ', he was one of the four great masters of the late Qing Dynasty. If Chang Wei was his son, who would believe he said' I don't know martial arts'!
Xiong YaoYue and Ai Mi are two idiots (although one is stupid because of her IQ and the other because of her nationality). No matter how I tried to explain, the topic kept going off topic. In the end, I even talked about the relationship between Shaolin monks and the 'force'.
When we reached the first floor, Xiong YaoYue suddenly remembered that the most important mission was to expose the panty thief.
So she snatched a ball of waste paper from under the cleaner's broom and aimed it at the back of Shu Zhe's head:
"Let me see if he knows martial arts."
"Pa!" "Ouch!"
Shu Zhe turned around in annoyance. Xiong YaoYue was whistling innocently and Ai Mi was hiding behind me and sticking her tongue out at him.
"Sister." Shu Zhe complained to the class leader, "That mixed-race kid threw a ball of paper at me."
"Okay, okay." The class leader advised, "Don't lower yourself to the level of a child. It's not like it hurts."
"But it seems like it's really dirty."
Shu Zhe took out a handkerchief and carefully wiped his hair.
"Hmph, he's really good at pretending." Xiong YaoYue said hatefully, "I don't believe he can keep pretending he doesn't know martial arts."
He doesn't know martial arts to begin with. Not only does he not know martial arts, but he also has problems with sports. If you keep experimenting like this, you might actually injure him one day.
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