I hit a high score of 550 on the machine.
"Damn!" Xiong YaoYue was indescribably surprised by my score, "Did you take Viagra!"
Viagra doesn't care about this! Don't talk about such vulgar topics in front of my sister!
Later, Xiong YaoYue taught Ai Mi many times how to punch, but it didn't help Ai Mi increase her score at all. It even got worse, and she had a record low score of 9 points.
Xiong YaoYue thought about it, then picked Ai Mi up from behind and let her kick the target with both feet. The cashier lady turned a blind eye because she already received a tip from Ai Mi.
You two girls can have fun playing around, but don't forget that Ai Mi was wearing a dress! With such a high kick, his underwear was exposed again! Today, she was wearing pure white underwear with a bow tie, which was very suitable for a loli! Can you stop trying to seduce me into her underwear! I really want to be a pure older brother for a day!
I suddenly remembered the egg in my pocket. I used a lot of strength in that punch, did it break?
It was fine when I touched it, it was still intact. Just in case, I wrapped a layer of tissue around the egg to cushion the impact of the outside world.
Sorry gramps, you only told me to carry it with me, but you didn't say I couldn't wrap it outside. I'm already very moral by not wrapping it with cotton!
Ai Mi used her kicks and Xiong YaoYue's help to finally get 101 points. She was finally satisfied and stopped playing.
"What does' show off 'mean?" Ai Mi pointed to the Chinese characters on Xiong YaoYue's T-shirt and asked.
"Um …" Xiong YaoYue thought hard for a while, "It's a Northeastern dialect, have you seen Zhao Benshan's skit?"
Ai Mi shook her head blankly.
Xiong YaoYue cast a pleading gaze towards me. Mencius said "The trouble with people is that they like to be a teacher", and I was especially fond of being a teacher, so I jumped over and explained:
"'Showing off' means showing off and showing off! For example, a person flaunts their wealth when they have a lot of money, or flaunts their good looks … in short, doing things that they shouldn't be doing is called 'show off'! "
Ai Mi pouted with dissatisfaction and squinted her eyes.
"Manservant, are you mocking me? When did I flaunt my wealth? When have I ever been smug? I don't care what others think of me! "
Eh? I wasn't talking about you! I feel like my explanation is more popular than the Xinhua Dictionary! Was I subconsciously trying to persuade Ai Mi to restrain herself?
Xiong YaoYue stepped forward to smooth things over. "Brother and sister, don't quarrel! We must live in peace! "
I was shocked, "You … How did you know!?"
Xiong YaoYue was stunned. "Didn't you say that she's your relative's child? You two should be cousins, right? "
Ai Mi clicked her tongue, "Who's his cousin! It's the manservant who's trying to flatter himself … "
Great! How dare you look at me with such disdain! Ai Mi, you wait! On the day the truth is revealed, you don't need to do anything else, just bow down and call me "Big Brother" a hundred times!
Ai Mi intentionally left me out to the side and chatted passionately with Xiong YaoYue.
From the relationship between Zhao Benshan and Korea's "Uncle Bird," to the Chinese government and the US government, who had the alien corpses.
As they chatted, Xiong YaoYue complained that the underwear she hung on the balcony the day before was stolen.
"There are so many perverts in Dong Shan city! Sis, that was sports underwear! There weren't any patterns on it! You can still masturbate like that! "
"It should be the underwear thief making a comeback? I thought he died after not making a move for a few weeks! I heard he wears a jacket every time he commits a crime and can climb buildings empty-handed … I don't understand what's so good about girls' underwear! Can't he just go find a girlfriend! "
When Xiong YaoYue criticized men's perverted interest in women's underwear, Ai Mi looked in my direction for some reason with a strange smile on her face.
Why are you looking at me? What are you smiling at? Do you know how to read minds like Obama? I'm different from the underwear thief! The underwear thief steals underwear to masturbate, while I do it for money; he can steal anyone's underwear, but I can only steal my sister's!
Also, Xiong YaoYue would never have guessed that the underwear thief is the boss of the Taekwondo student you almost fought last time, Tang Jiang!
Not only is he the boss, but he's also the young master of the Taekwondo dojo, people call him young master Xu!
But I don't have any concrete evidence on hand, it's just some speculations. If I go to the dojo and arrest someone without a clear reason, it will attract the attention of the police. Constable Ma is looking forward to me causing trouble every day.
Speaking of which, did the underwear thief already steal Ai Mi's underwear?
No, it shouldn't be. Peng TouSi said that Ai Mi's underwear is strictly guarded and destroyed if she doesn't want it. With so many bodyguards, the underwear thief shouldn't have a chance.
But I can't underestimate his obsession. For an underwear collector like him, once he has his eyes on someone's underwear, he will do anything to get it.
Do I have a competitor in front of me? Two knights riding on horses and crossing swords in the vast wilderness, just to get the treasure called underwear?
How infuriating! You don't even have a full name, how dare you give me so much trouble!
Hmph, just you wait, I won't lose! Even if I have to stake my dignity as a brother, I can't let my sister's underwear fall into someone else's hands …
Ai Mi asked when she heard someone broke into Xiong YaoYue's balcony and stole her underwear:
"Why didn't you shoot that bastard with a gun!"
Xiong YaoYue didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I don't have a gun! No one in China has a gun! "
Ai Mi said "oh", "I forgot, you guys are a dictatorship, how pitiful."
Don't casually accuse others of being a dictatorship! I don't think America is any better than China when it comes to gun control! Do you want China to have the same number of school shootings as America!
Speaking of school shootings, I immediately thought of the class leader! Xiong YaoYue, you're not right! There are also people in China who have guns, the class leader's family has one! What's the point of keeping that old shotgun! Are you going to use it to resist forced demolition or kill an unfaithful boyfriend?
Speaking of underwear, Ai Mi suggested going to the clothing section on the fourth floor and said: "If Winnie takes a fancy to any underwear, I'll buy it for you."
"Huh?" Although Xiong YaoYue already knew Ai Mi's family was rich, she was still surprised, "That's not good, right? How can I let a kid spend money on me? "
Ai Mi immediately raised her eyebrows, "Who's a kid? I'm already an adult! I'm only giving you a tip because I'm happy that you played with me! Do you dare look down on me? "
"I don't dare, I don't dare." Xiong YaoYue smiled and waved her hands. "I like to take advantage of others. If you give me a tip, I'll sincerely be your lackey!"
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