I grabbed Kyle's clothes and pulled him into the woods. Because I didn't want to make too much noise, he didn't resist.
Once he thought he was far enough away, he immediately broke free of my hand and got into a boxing stance. His eyes were shining with passion.
"Duel? If I win, I can peek? "
Shut up! You hemorrhoid samurai! (Sorry, Xiao Qin's nickname is too appropriate) I'm not dueling for that reason! I'm going to help my sister and beat up a peeping pervert like you!
Just as I was about to attack, I suddenly remembered I had an egg in my pocket.
Not only is Kyle older than me, his muscles are also pretty good. He's not an opponent I can easily defeat.
If the egg breaks in the middle of the fight, it's not a big financial loss, but it will break my spirit!
When the time comes, a sticky liquid will appear on my pants and I can only reach out to Kyle to stop the fight:
"Stop! My egg is broken! "
Kyle will definitely follow the samurai's honor and stop attacking. He will look at me with sympathy, right?
Who needs your sympathy! It's an egg, not my own egg!
Or should I take out the egg and put it on the ground before the fight?
But that would be going against gramps' orders. Although gramps doesn't have clairvoyance, I would still feel uneasy as a younger generation in the martial arts world.
"Wait, I can't fight you with my egg!" Should I say that to Kyle?
Kyle would definitely laugh: "I also have an egg! Don't worry, I won't hit your egg! "
"My balls are different from your balls! Let me take it out and put it on the ground … "
Kyle would definitely (⊙ o ⊙)!
Peng TouSi rushed over while I was letting my imagination run wild.
Seeing that the two of us were about to start a fight, he didn't say anything and just walked over with the weight of Mt. Tai on our heads. One in each hand, he picked me and Kyle up like two chickens. No matter how hard we struggled, it was useless.
"Can you not disturb Miss Ai Mi 'er's bath?" Peng TouSi said gently but without any room for negotiation, "That's the most relaxing time of the day for her, it's more important than sleep."
"I'm not disturbing my sister … Ai Mi's bath!" I argued. "It's him! He came here to peep! Peng TouSi, aren't you a bodyguard? Quickly take out a gun and shoot him, then dig a hole and bury him! "
When Kyle heard that I was going to use him as fertilizer, he became anxious and started mumbling in English. I couldn't understand a single word.
To further express his anger towards me, Kyle kicked me with his foot in the air. Not willing to be taken advantage of, I kicked him as well, and …
My legs aren't as long as his! The death penalty! The Hemorrhoid Warrior must be sentenced to death!!
Perhaps Peng TouSi was worried that Kyle was the main lead, and burying him would affect the overall progress of the movie, so he put Kyle on the ground and said, "Go!" Then he pretended to pull out a gun from his waist.
Kyle immediately ran away like a rabbit whose butt was on fire without looking back.
Then he put me down from the air, patted me on the shoulder and said,
"Lin, you're taking good care of him. I'm relieved that you're here!"
Don't worry! I was actually looking out the window with Kyle, but Kyle didn't see much more than I did! I'm so ashamed! I'm related to Ai Mi by blood, yet I don't have a single bodyguard loyal to her!
I criticized myself while sitting in front of the RV and feeding Obama. Ai Mi took more than 40 minutes to shower, and she still hasn't come out.
Holding the American Snow Mountain dog food that 005 gave me, I threw it to Obama piece by piece. I couldn't help but feel a bit jealous as I watched him eat happily.
No, I'm not jealous of the dog food, if that was the case, I could just pour it into my mouth. I'm jealous that this animal doesn't have the worries of humans. He can eat and sleep whenever he wants. He's living like a deity.
As soon as I felt unbalanced, I tightened the bag of dog food and stopped feeding him.
Obama squatted in front of me with an expectant expression.
I reprimanded Obama like a kindergarten teacher reprimanding a child:
"Eat! Eat! Eat! You only know how to eat! Don't you know how to do something to please your owner? You can even do a somersault! "
As a noble and valuable Husky, Obama was first indifferent, then he rolled his eyes at me to express his dissatisfaction.
I was unmoved and continued:
"What are you looking at! You're an imperialist dog! The North Koreans don't even have food to eat yet! It's all your fault! You'd better reflect on yourself! "
Seeing that he couldn't get any dog food, Obama made a gurgling sound, lowered his head and slipped back into the RV.
Eh? Did he go somewhere cool to sleep? Or did he go to a French chef for food? How impatient! He could have gotten dog food just by performing a somersault.
Not long after, Obama came out of the RV again. He was different from when he went in. This time, he was in high spirits, wagging his tail, and had an expression of determination towards the dog food in my hands.
I felt strange and took a closer look: Obama seems to be holding something in his mouth!
F * ck! Isn't that Ai Mi's lace low-waist panties!
It was bitten by Obama's sharp teeth, what an alternative combination of a beauty and a beast!
Where did you find it! Isn't the dirty clothes basket sealed! You traitor! You traitor! Also, what makes you think you can get dog food from me with Ai Mi's panties!
Obama ran in front of me, stood up, put his front paws on my shoulder, and put his sister's panties in his mouth towards my hands.
His eyes were full of understanding, as if he was saying:
"Senior, I can only help you this much."
Who the fuck is your junior! I don't need a dog to understand me! Also, do you know how to read minds? You're an alien lurking on Earth! You must have been sent by the Tri-Body Civilization! Tell me honestly, when are you planning to launch a binary foil at Earth!!
Also, should I accept this pair of panties? Although it's only a triangular piece of fabric on my sister's body, it's worth twenty thousand dollars! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!
But, it's stained with dog saliva! Even if it's still considered an "original" underwear, it probably has more of the original dog flavor! For an honest businessman like me, it's a bit uneasy to deal with Director Cao with underwear that has entered a dog's mouth!
But, it should be fine after washing it once, right? Director Cao didn't say it had to be original underwear. If it was 100% original underwear, he would have to pay thirty thousand dollars!
Just as he was about to reach out to take it, 004 and 005 rushed over. 004 snatched the underwear from Obama's mouth, 005 laughed and scolded:
"You're doing this again! Don't give away the lady's underwear so casually! "
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