Huh? Is it not the first time Obama held Ai Mi's underwear in his mouth to exchange for food? So it's not because he has alien intelligence, but because he was trained by a stalker?
Regardless of what the truth is, the International Lolicon Alliance should give you a medal of honor!
Didn't I just say that you're a dog of imperialism? I was wrong about you!
Although you have the same name as the president of the United States, you have the spirit of sharing. You are a rare dog that has the qualifications to become the successor of communism! Just like President Obama, you should throw yourself into the embrace of communism and sing 'Long Live the Motherland' under the blood-stained red flag!
Although Obama refused to let go of the underwear (for him, it is a hard currency that can be exchanged for food), he was finally subdued by Peng TouSi who rushed over after hearing the commotion.
"Throw it into the machine and crush it!" Peng TouSi gave the underwear to 005 and ordered.
Damn, what a waste! The space in the RV is so precious, but you still brought a shredder to take up space! No, I can't look at the shredder. My heart is bleeding when I think about the equivalent of throwing twenty thousand dollars into the shredder!
Although my first operation to get my sister's underwear failed, I obtained valuable information. As long as the timing is right, along with 'dog food + dog braces', I might be able to get a pair of underwear that isn't stained with saliva!
But, where could he get such a big dog braces? Or maybe braces won't work, saliva is mainly stained by the tongue, so I have to use 'tongue braces' … it's so troublesome as a human!
Su Qiao called me again in the afternoon and said that her manager wanted to meet me at a nearby coffee shop. I felt like the manager was trying to scam me, so I used the excuse that I had hemorrhoids and couldn't drink coffee to politely decline Su Qiao's good intentions.
After that, I circled around the RV a few more times and tried to analyze the internal structure, but I didn't get much.
It's not that Ai Mi didn't allow me to enter the RV, but she wasn't in a good mood today, so she didn't allow me to approach her private area. She only allowed me to sit in the rear cabin with the bodyguards.
Is the rear cabin even a place for people to stay! It was even worse than the difference between first class and economy class! Seven or eight burly bodyguards were squeezed into two rows of small seats. Their arms could not even stretch out, and they looked at each other as if they were going to carry out the Normandy landing!
Was it to be able to respond to emergencies and attack quickly from the rear door? Don't make a mountain out of a molehill! What kind of lolicon would need eight strong men armed to the teeth to deal with it?
Could it be bin Laden? Was it bin Laden who ate the Resurrection Fruit in the deep sea and accidentally became a lolicon at the same time? Leave this kind of thing to X-Men and SHIELD! Even if the eight of you squat here and wipe your sweat, you won't be able to deal with bin Laden's rocket launcher!
The most outrageous thing was that there was a round hole the size of a volleyball in the center of the rear cabin! You won't believe me if I tell you what I do! It's for peeing! In order not to leave his post without permission, he peed into the round hole when his bladder was full! Although there was a toilet in the middle of the carriage for bodyguards, they were not allowed to use it unless absolutely necessary!
This was too much! What kind of life does the American bodyguard class live! Why don't you quickly rise up and overthrow the evil capitalists who exploit you under the leadership of Mao Zedong's sayings!
Wait, it seems that Ai ShuQiao is that evil capitalist. Generally speaking, calling others to overthrow their own mother is something that only villains would do, right?
But it doesn't matter! I don't have any mother-son relationship with Ai ShuQiao, you guys can feel free to overthrow her! I will wave the flag for you and share the property she left behind with you!
But speaking of which, this little capitalist Ai Mi is quite ruthless!
She actually let her brother squeeze into such a narrow rear cabin! Although there was no lack of ventilation and filtration equipment, it still couldn't beat the strong smell of men! And I don't want to pee in front of these foreigners! Who knows if there are people who are gay like Peng TouSi!
Also, if I stay here for too long, the eggs in my pocket might turn into rotten eggs! It seems that the old man still wants to recycle this egg and take it home to fry. At that time, it will become a "European and American style" tea egg! What if gramps beats me to death with a Five Lightning Heart Piercing Palm!
That's why I didn't get in Ai Mi's RV. I waited until it was getting late and prepared to take the subway home by myself.
Ai Mi, who had just finished filming, was lying on the circular water bed in the private bedroom to cool off. She used the remote control to open the automatic car window by a third, rested her chin on her arms and looked at me listlessly.
"Manservant, when are you going to break up with the violent woman?"
There's no point in asking! It's not your turn even if I break up with her! I'm the one who should be asking when you're going to take a shower and change your underwear!
"It's all your fault, it seems like my mother found out that we were cheating on the checkered book … Now she hired a pen teacher to supervise me every day, it's so annoying! Hurry up and take responsibility for me. Knock that teacher out on the way! "
What responsibility do I have to take! This is clearly what happened to you because you were slacking off! And it wasn't "us" who were cheating on the checkered book, it was "our" mother who found out! What's wrong with a pen teacher! I would like to hire some terrorists to knock Ai ShuQiao out!
Ai Mi angrily closed the window and ordered the driver to drive after I didn't answer her question enthusiastically. I was left alone in the exhaust of the RV.
An old man in a suit that I didn't recognize put his hand on my shoulder and comforted me with a kind gaze:
"Don't be discouraged, there will still be opportunities in the future!"
Fuck, who are you!? Don't suddenly jump out and scare people like the narrator in an anime!!
I took a closer look — — isn't that Kyle's personal translator! Kyle gave me a thumbs up from not far behind … This is called fair competition! Did you send your translator over to cheer me up after seeing that I failed to pick up a girl? I don't need your kindness! I'm not picking up my sister! It's not just me, even a person with evil desires like you should get as far away from me as possible!
After I chased Kyle away, Auntie Ren drove by, but she had no intention of giving me a ride.
She rolled down the window and glanced at me. I saw her tossing an envelope with money on the passenger seat.
Could it be … is this the second payment for my role as the deaf-mute evil monk (and it seems to be the last payment)? Looking at Auntie Ren's expression, it looks like she wants to drive to the hotel my dad is staying at and hand the payment to my guardian!
It's completely unnecessary! Dad will transfer the money directly to my account after he gets it! Auntie Ren, you're so stubborn! Are you afraid that I will buy more things for Xiao Qin once I get the cash? Would Xiao Qin, who was already infatuated with me, be overwhelmed by my gifts and throw herself into my arms?
Auntie Ren, your information is outdated! Xiao Qin has already thrown herself into my arms! Also, I won't spend money to please Xiao Qin! It's possible to anger her with money! The sneaker incident was a special case!
I didn't want Auntie Ren to make a wasted trip and waste her precious rest time, so I kindly advised her not to go.
"Auntie Ren, last time you went to deliver the money, aren't you afraid of running into the anti-pornography brigade again?"
Auntie Ren glared at me, "Did your dad say that? How shameless of you to tell this to a child! "
I shamelessly smiled at Auntie Ren and said: "But it's better to be safe than sorry …"
Auntie Ren looked at me like she was looking at trash and snorted:
"Last time I ran into the anti-pornography brigade, this time … do you think the brigade is run by your family!"
Then she stepped on the gas and sped away, leaving me in the exhaust of the bumblebee.
Kyle's old translator came over and patted my shoulder:
"Don't be discouraged, there will still be opportunities in the future!"
Opportunities my ass! Hurry up and f * ck off! Kyle already left, why aren't you leaving! How does Auntie Ren leaving me look like a failed pick-up! How perverted do you have to be to hit on your mother-in-law!
I swung my fist at the translator, but he turned around like a gentleman and left with vigorous steps.
As expected, none of the people related to Kyle are normal! Maybe I should avoid contact with him in the future!
Also, Auntie Ren, who stubbornly insisted on handing the money to my dad, encountered an even more unlucky incident than last time.
Auntie Ren walked into the hotel for less than 5 minutes and didn't even finish a sentence before she noticed a lot of SWAT officers wearing chemical suits outside the window. Each and every one of them had a stern gaze as if they were facing a great enemy.
After these people surrounded the hotel, the leader used a loudspeaker to declare martial law.
It turns out that on the afternoon of the same day, a foreign tourist who stayed in the hotel was tested positive for H7N9 avian influenza. In order to prevent the possibility of human-to-human transmission, the leaders took it seriously and ordered everyone in the hotel to be quarantined for a week. They were not allowed to leave until the experts declared the crisis was over.
Damn, what kind of development is this! Auntie Ren's face must have turned green at the time!
Even if Auntie Ren's brother and dad came out, they wouldn't be able to save the person! 'The Magic Cauldron' will be missing an important martial arts director for next week's filming!
Even if Auntie Ren grabbed my dad by the collar and told him to contact the president of the HHH enthusiasts club, Director Cao said the president was busy with some experiment and didn't have time to care about other people's business!
Thus, Auntie Ren was forced to stay in the same hotel as my dad for at least a week without any personal belongings.
Auntie Ren must have tears in the corner of her eyes, but as their younger generation, I could only make a sad expression …
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