When I was eating breakfast at the wonton stall, a police car slowly separated the crowd and stopped next to me.
When the vendors saw the police car, they were originally yelling about doing a Dunkirk retreat, but when they realized the police car didn't have the words "urban management law enforcement" on it, they quieted down and continued with their business.
The driver was a police I didn't recognize, Constable Ma was sitting in the front passenger seat. He got off the car and handed me a blue backpack with a serious expression.
Huh? Isn't this the backpack that was confiscated as evidence after I was planted with marijuana? Why is the half-empty bottle of drink inside also here?
"The forensics department checked it carefully and didn't find anything suspicious, so I'm returning it to you."
Constable Ma said in a business-like tone without any emotions.
You really don't take a single needle from the masses! If you didn't always want to arrest me, you would be a model police officer and could be selected as one of the top ten most influential people in China!
But the backpack is fine, but why did you even return the half-empty bottle of drink! It's already summer, there's no way to preserve it after opening the seal, it's already gone bad! There's some suspicious foam floating on the surface of the liquid! If I take it back to the forensics department, they might be able to find penicillin!
I poured the penicillin solution down the drain, gave the empty bottle to an old grandma who was picking up trash, then carried the empty backpack.
Constable Ma said a few words through his teeth after he watched me complete the series of actions:
"Your face shows your heart. I can still see through your true colors no matter how much you pretend to be a good person!"
Who's pretending to be a good person! Is giving an old grandma an empty bottle a good person? This old grandma and a puppy depend on each other, she still has to buy bones for the puppy with the money she gets from picking up trash! If you saw me feeding the puppy, would you think I'm even trying to trick a dog? I'm a disguise expert, it's so mushy!
"I'm not pretending to be a good person." I said, "Since you have sharp eyes, what's the point of pretending to be a good person? It would be great if all the police officers were like you, able to identify criminals at a glance, and didn't randomly arrest people without distinguishing between good and bad, that would be great … "
Constable Ma snorted when he heard my sarcasm.
"Kid, recently there's a juvenile gang in Dong Shan city. They're quite good at courting death. You're not involved, are you?"
"Of course!" I said like a ruffian and pointed at myself with my thumb, "I'm their boss! Every day, they have to pay tribute to flower girls! "
At this moment, Constable Ma's phone rang. He picked it up and his expression immediately became very solemn.
"Hold your horses," he said. "I'll be right there!"
"Also, is Fatty here too? Tell him to wear a bulletproof vest and not to be afraid of the heat! The fat on his belly won't save him twice! "
Constable Ma pointed at me as if he wanted to say something, but in the end, he couldn't think of anything and left with a gloomy face.
Was this a drug bust or a gang fight? Although Officer Ma was annoying, he still hoped that their operation would be successful. Captain Zhao was a good person. If a good person dies, there will be one less good person. Once the frontlines are replaced with cowards, the criminals in Dong Shan city will become as rampant as Mexico.
When I arrived at film city and found Ai Mi's RV, I found the bodyguards standing in a circle. Ai Mi, who was in costume, had a stethoscope around her neck and was playing with Obama's heartbeat.
"Lie down! The patient is not allowed to get up! "
Every time Obama wanted to jump up from the lawn, Ai Mi would firmly press down on the dog's neck. Although she didn't have much strength, Obama still listened to his owner and cooperated by pretending to be half dead.
Ai Mi revealed an overjoyed expression when she saw me leisurely walking over. She patted Obama's butt and told him to scram. Then, she pointed at the place where the dog was lying:
"Manservant! Come here! Let me hear if your heartbeat is healthy! "
What a childish game of doctor and patient! No wonder you had to call the bodyguards to cover you up when you're wearing a costume!
But the lawn wasn't dirty, especially since Obama didn't poop on it. I thought about it, then I listened to my sister's orders and carefully lay down.
The reason I had to be extra careful was because I had an egg in my pocket. I didn't want it to die before it was even successful.
Ai Mi was very satisfied when she saw me lying down. She leaned over and placed the stethoscope on my chest.
"Huh? Why can't I hear it clearly? Is the manservant already dead? "
You're the zombie! You're listening through my clothes and the position is off, so of course you can't hear my heartbeat!
Ai Mi ordered me to unbutton my shirt and reveal my chest, but I said:
"How would a patient have the strength to do that! You should be the one doing it! "
"I … I'm a senior doctor, I don't do chores!" Ai Mi argued and called out to Peng TouSi behind her: "Come unbutton the manservant's clothes!"
Peng TouSi said yes with a red face. I was so scared that I quickly unbuttoned my shirt myself.
Ai Mi covered her mouth and laughed when she saw me reveal my solid chest that didn't look like a 14 year old's.
Then she placed the cold stethoscope on my chest. Damn, it's so cold! If you weren't my sister, I wouldn't play this kind of game with you!
The sound of a "badump, badump" heartbeat was transmitted to Ai Mi's ears through the stethoscope. She seemed to be distracted for a moment.
But I found a very serious problem.
She was squatting on the ground with her knees together and her body leaning forward to measure my heartbeat. From my low angle, I could see that she was naked under her skirt!
The skirt of the costume is very short! Although the skirt is said to have magic inscriptions embroidered on it (according to the script), it can't completely prevent the obscene gaze of a pervert!
She probably didn't do it on purpose, right? Since she was listening to the dog's heartbeat, she didn't care if she was naked or not. Now that it was suddenly switched to me, she probably couldn't react in time.
Or, in Ai Mi's heart, I'm on the same level as Obama, so she doesn't mind being seen by me or being seen by a dog?
Don't put your brother on the same level as a dog! Are you worthy of the same DNA in our bodies!
"Why is the patient's heartbeat faster?" Ai Mi was puzzled, "I think she's going to die? Peng TouSi, prepare the stun gun! "
There's no way I'm going to say that her heartbeat became faster after seeing your lace low-waist panties! Also, what's with the stun gun! That's used to prevent perverts, not for emergency treatment!
Soon, Ai Mi was called on by the director. She unhappily threw the stethoscope to Peng TouSi, "You can play with the manservant!" Then she stomped her feet and walked to the center of the set.
I was on guard against Peng TouSi coming over to play the doctor and patient game with me, while I thought indignantly:
I can't believe she's wearing such sexy underwear at such a young age! Is it because even if it's caught on camera, I won't be laughed at for being childish? It's putting the cart before the horse! A loli should wear loli underwear! This kind of underwear that doesn't suit you … might as well give it to your brother to exchange for money!
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