Ai Mi was the happiest when Auntie Ren was locked up in a hotel and forced to be quarantined.
She called me right away to share her joy.
"Hahahahaha — serves you right! Who asked her to be so fierce to me! He must have been punished by the heavens! "
Ai Mi laughed so hard that she couldn't breathe. She rolled around on the bed clutching her stomach. I could even imagine the scene through the microphone.
"Hahahaha … and with the manservant's father?" Ai Mi's laughter became more and more mischievous, "A man and a woman alone in a room. Who knows, Ren HongLi might already be pregnant with your little brother or sister when she's released. This young lady wants to see how she's going to demonstrate for us when she's pregnant, and how she's going to scold us arrogantly! "
"Keep dreaming." I said, "Auntie Ren would never be interested in my dad. Also, even if my dad watches a lot of AV's, he's still not Auntie Ren's opponent! He wouldn't be able to beat Auntie Ren even if there were three of him! "
"Three of him? What do you mean? "Ai Mi asked curiously," You have three dads? "
You're the one who has three fathers! This was a metaphor! Don't you understand metaphors? It seems like Ai Mi's Chinese level 10 was overstated. She knows a lot of popular words on the internet, but she doesn't necessarily know some old sayings.
"What I meant was that when Auntie Ren fought against my dad, she could take on three people at once and she wouldn't even be out of breath. Also, don't worry about it. Although Auntie Ren is trapped in the hotel, she wouldn't stay in the same room as my dad. "
"Eh? Where does she live? "
"Yeah … although my dad lives in a standard room with two single beds and sometimes his old classmates go there … but Auntie Ren immediately kicked my dad out after she found out she couldn't escape the quarantine."
"A turtledove occupying a magpie's nest? As expected of the violent girl's mother, so barbaric … "
"Hey, Ai Mi, that's a pretty good idiom …"
"Of course! But there is no need for the manservant to praise me! Go on, what happened next? "
"Later on, Auntie Ren broke up a couple who came to the hotel for their wedding anniversary. She lived with the woman and chased my dad to the man's place …"
"Break up!? Force them to divorce? Just because Ren HongLi's marriage failed, she couldn't bear to see someone else's family in harmony? This is simply too hateful! "
"No, I'm not forcing them to divorce. I'm just asking them to live separately … Anyway, the couple quarreled on their wedding anniversary and are having a conflict. They didn't want to live together in the first place …"
"So that's how it is. How boring …"
When my dad told me about it, he admitted that he was a bit narrow-minded at the time and hoped Auntie Ren would stay in the same room as him, but that hope quickly burst like a soap bubble.
After he was sent to the man's room, not only was his thought process of compiling the teaching materials affected, the man kept complaining to him.
"Were you also driven out by your wife? Then we two brothers are both in the same boat! "
"Sigh, they say that marriage is the grave of love. Look at how good they were before they got married."
"I just said that her family has had too many happy events recently, and she didn't have time to rest for a few weekends. All she did was send gifts … I didn't expect her to explode so suddenly!"
"Eh? Are you a teacher? Which university do you think my son should apply to? "
At that time, my dad really wanted to rush up and beat him up! He even drew the function curve wrong! But when he saw that the other party was a fatty that weighed over 200 pounds, he could only endure it!
At night, the fatty was snoring loudly. It must have been hard for his wife to endure it.
All in all, even though Auntie Ren and my dad were trapped in the hotel, they were not alone in the same room. But because they were husband and wife, they still saw each other frequently.
But every time they met, Auntie Ren would never give my dad a good look. It seems like it was my dad's fault that she was trapped here.
But it wasn't like she couldn't participate in filming at all. She forcibly took over my dad's laptop and used a remote video call to talk to the director of film city. She also verbally commanded the actors on set. Although it was awkward, it was better than being completely absent.
Auntie Ren's job was barely guaranteed, but my dad's work was completely delayed. But my dad's old classmate was very reasonable and said that there was no way around a force majeure like the bird flu, so it was fine if it took a bit more time.
Actually, the force majeure wasn't the bird flu! My dad stayed in the hotel every day, so it wouldn't affect him too much even if he was isolated! The force majeure was clearly Auntie Ren! Auntie Ren chased my dad into the snoring fatty's room and took away his laptop. Auntie Ren was the main culprit behind my dad's inability to finish his work!
Even if Auntie Ren worked hard, the crew's progress would slow down without the guidance of a martial arts instructor. Thanks to her, Ai Mi had some time off.
"Manservant, I'm going to Henderson mall on Sunday, come with me!" Then she lowered her voice, "Remember to buy me coke. I don't know why, but Peng TouSi would relax his guard whenever he approached Henderson mall — — maybe it's because he's gay …"
Henderson Commercial Building's "gay" was not the "gay" of gay men! Peng TouSi saw that you were under a lot of pressure, so he purposely gave you coke once a week! Are we going to Henderson mall again tomorrow? That's fine, I've been thinking about underwear recently, so I've already deviated from my brother's normal path. I'll accompany Ai Mi for another day!
After getting a positive answer, Ai Mi hung up the phone. She couldn't sleep, so she told her subordinates to find out Auntie Ren's room number and told 005 to harass her.
"Hello, is this Miss Red Ghost? The original owner of this room is currently cursing you in his sleep. We're cursed spirits that love to help others, so we were entrusted by him to inform you … "
Auntie Ren thought the call was from my dad, so she threw the phone down and stormed into my dad's room. When she saw a person nestled under the covers and his hand was very close to the phone on the bedside table, she kicked him without any explanation.
When my dad came out of the bathroom, he was shocked to find the fatty was already unconscious. The worst part was that the unconscious fatty was still snoring, and it was even louder than usual.
Xiao Qin found out about her mom being quarantined quite late. Maybe Auntie Ren called her daughter after she realized she had no hope of escaping the hotel.
She probably told Xiao Qin to take care of herself and not do anything stupid. She would ask a friend to take care of her daughter.
When Xiao Qin contacted me, it didn't sound like she thought it was a big deal.
"It's a pity we didn't stay in the same room …"
Huh? It's not appropriate for the female to say that! Our male side didn't mind …
"If we stay in the same room, we can discuss our marriage? We can talk until late at night!"
As expected, does she only think from her own point of view? Does she already tacitly agree that they're a father-in-law and mother-in-law? Don't be naive! Before that, they were a pair of mature man and woman with strong desires! It's a good thing we didn't stay in the same room, otherwise you better pray they don't do anything late at night!
I managed the store for a while before I went to bed. Uncle Fireball messaged me and asked if the White Rose underwear could be shipped out tomorrow.
I thought about it, tomorrow is Sunday. Even though it's already been 72 hours, there's no need to go to his house to collect the underwear. Also, he promised to take his sister to buy sneakers.
Thus I apologized to Uncle Fireball and said the model had some personal matters to attend to, so she would have to wear the underwear for a bit longer.
Uncle Fireball wasn't the slightest bit dissatisfied. He only spent ¥300 to let the model wear it for four days, so he was quite pleased with himself.
The rest of the shopping lists were more normal, such as a fetish jumping egg, a mace, a Maria Tachibana replica, and a fake penis of Barack Obama (These items are already normal in my eyes, how sad). I wrapped them up and planned on getting them delivered to my doorstep by express delivery.
Early Sunday morning, I took a cold shower, changed into casual clothes, and refreshed myself. First, I ran three laps around Dongshan Lake.
Gramps didn't come to practice because his back is still hurting, so he's resting at home. That means I have to carry the eggs with me.
But it doesn't matter, it's just accompanying Ai Mi to the mall. It's not like I got into a fight, so the eggs shouldn't be broken.
Just like last week, Peng TouSi stood at the entrance of the mall to hand over the person. I took Ai Mi to the 6th floor (she had her eyes closed the entire time) and ordered some food in the dining area. Of course, I didn't forget the most important cola.
Ai Mi drank the last drop of cola in the bottle and licked the mouth of the bottle with her cat-like tongue. She raised her eyes and looked at me as if she wanted to say something.
Do you want more? Although this rare look can move people, I can't let her have her way. Cola isn't a healthy drink after all!
Thus I shook my head to indicate that I can't drink anymore. I even lied to her that Peng TouSi arranged for a sniper to be on the rooftop of the opposite building. If she dares to buy more than one bottle …
"Are you going to kill the person selling cola!" Ai Mi was extremely serious.
"What does it have to do with the person selling cola! I'm talking about piercing the cola bottle in your hand! Then all the cola will spill on the floor! You wouldn't want to lick the dirty floor, right? "
"Hmph, don't look down on me, I'll only lick it on myself!"
What's there to be proud of! It's also embarrassing to lick cola on yourself! Also, she believed my lie without a doubt. Is there really a sniper in the bodyguard team? But why have I never seen someone like that?
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