The "Female Protagonist Wreaking Havoc in the Imperial Palace" scene took an entire morning to film. Most of the movements were done by Ai Mi hanging from a steel wire. Even if Auntie Ren tried her best, the martial arts poses were not much better than gymnastics. She even lost her balance many times and was pulled down by the crew like a fish on a hook.
Even so, Ai Mi still found fault with other people. For example, she felt that the direction of the lighting was too harsh, the track camera was too noisy, the art director who spoke to the director had too many freckles on her face … It was as if she was born to play "everyone come and find fault" in real life.
During the break, I asked Auntie Ren why Xiao Qin didn't come to the set. Auntie Ren told me in a bad mood that she locked Xiao Qin at home to learn drawing from a new art teacher.
Because Xiao Qin wanted to become a shoujo manga master on a whim, she bought countless manga supplies and almost filled her bedroom.
In order to solidify her daughter's hobby and stop her from thinking about me all day, Auntie Ren immediately invited her best friend, an avant-garde artist who currently works at the Academy of Fine Arts, to be Xiao Qin's art teacher. Starting from this week, Xiao Qin will have at least 8 hours of drawing training every weekend. Before she completes the requirements, not only is she not allowed to go out, even her phone is confiscated.
No wonder she didn't bother me today! So she went to learn how to draw! That's good, if she can really learn how to draw, I'll be happy to divert her attention.
"Also." Auntie Ren said, "Did you give Xiao Qin the pair of sneakers she brought back last night?"
"Eh? Auntie Ren, how did you know? "
"Nonsense! Xiao Qin put the pair of shoes on the desk and stared at it for most of the night! I forced her to sleep, but when I woke up in the morning, I saw that she was wearing those shoes to bed! "
Ah … I can understand Auntie Ren's anger. A pair of shoes can make her daughter so distracted. 14 years of parenting can't even compare to a few words from her boyfriend. If I had a daughter like that, I would also lock her at home.
I suddenly remembered that Xiao Qin has a habit of not wearing pajamas when she sleeps. She only bought a bra two months ago, so she probably doesn't wear it when she sleeps.
That means, when Auntie Ren woke her up this morning, what she saw should be: Xiao Qin was only wearing a pair of underwear and a pair of sneakers. She might even be hugging a pillow and talking in her sleep.
Of course he would be furious! Her daughter's infatuation made Auntie Ren think of herself in the past, so she had a bellyful of anger and I happened to be unlucky.
Since she offended the entire crew today, the director finally reminded Ai Mi through the makeup artist in order to maintain his prestige: The underwear she wore under her costume today was too trendy. Although the camera wouldn't specifically shoot under her skirt, it would still affect the overall effect even in a high-speed shot. He suggested she change into a simpler pair, at least one that matched the color of the costume.
That's why Ai Mi would take a shower and change out of her lace underwear when I was freeloading outside the RV.
"Perverted director." Ai Mi complained before she went to take a shower, "Why didn't you say so earlier? I was actually raped for so long! "
Huh? I remember the last time I heard the word "raped", it was from Eunuch Cao. Has Ai Mi met a lot of fans who raped her? Or could it be that all female idols can't avoid being sexually harassed by fans?
After eating the "Provence Chicken Seashells" made by the French chef, I was at a loss. My belief in China as the number one gourmet country was slightly shaken. At the same time, my blood flowed to the digestive organ, so my brain wasn't enough.
I wiped my mouth and asked Peng TouSi:
"Where do you usually keep Ai Mi's underwear …"
All the bodyguards who could understand Chinese (such as 004 and 005) turned around and looked at me with vigilance.
I scolded myself for being retarded. I quickly changed my expression and said with a worried tone:
"When I was in the United States, didn't there also stalkers who went too far? If the underwear isn't kept in a safe place, there's no guarantee you won't be targeted by lolicons! "
I said while waving my arms. I was filled with righteous indignation and the subtext of "You bodyguards dare to doubt me".
Peng TouSi treated my words as a brother's concern for his sister, so he nodded and said:
"The clothes that Miss Ai Mi 'er takes off will be slid through a special pipe into a sealed laundry basket and brought back to the hotel to be washed."
Peng TouSi was correct to say that the VIP building of Qing Zi Academy was a hotel. The decorations did look like a hotel, but I haven't been there in a while.
"After the clothes are washed, they will be brought to Miss Ai Mi 'er. If she likes it, she will put it in the closet. If she doesn't like it, she will throw it into the shredder …"
I understand throwing it into the shredder, it's to prevent perverts from getting it, right? But why does it have to be washed before deciding what to keep and what not to keep! Don't you know that the world's water resources are scarce!
I used the excuse of seeing a large cricket to shake off the bodyguards and ran to the other side of the RV to survey the terrain.
This side of the RV was next to the forest, so it was much cooler. I calmed myself down and looked around the side of the RV. It looked like a bus, but it had two protruding 'balconies'. I tried to find the place where the treasure worth twenty thousand renminbi could have been placed.
One of the smaller 'balconies' had the curtains drawn and the sound of water could be heard.
That should be where Ai Mi showers, right? As a brother, I can't peek at my sister bathing. But from the location of the bathroom, I might be able to guess where the 'special pipe' for throwing underwear is and where the laundry basket is.
I strolled towards the bathroom window. Usually, Peng TouSi is the one who watches over Ai Mi when she showers. This time, Peng TouSi didn't come over. Is it because he trusts me to do a good job?
It's really embarrassing, I can't believe I betrayed Peng TouSi's trust. I grabbed the lower edge of the bathroom window with both hands and crossed my legs. I wanted to look under the curtains and find any clues about the underwear.
I swear I didn't want to peek at my sister bathing! Although I did see a few pink toes, that wasn't my goal! I only wanted my sister's underwear!
Suddenly, I noticed that there seemed to be a few more hands grabbing onto the lower edge of the window.
One, two, three, four … why are there four hands!? Do you have three hands when you steal, and four hands when you peek at your sister bathing? What did the thousand-hand Guanyin do!
I turned around and saw Kyle was also lying on the side of the RV, maintaining the same position as me. He had an incomparably despicable expression and winked at me in choppy Chinese:
"Shhh — — It's a fair competition, don't expose me!"
Damn it, when did you get here? You're not a warrior, you're a ninja! Who wants to compete with you! Why shouldn't I expose you!
— — Don't peek at my sister bathing! I'll beat you to death!
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