The next day, Xiao Qin did not come to class. Being absent during her monthly period has become a regular pattern for her.
Every time it happens, I always feel like something is missing, it's weird.
Thus, most of the class time was used to manage the store.
Although it wasn't specifically stated before, our "Happy Valley Sex Toy Store" still has a few female customers.
Because we are separated by the internet, both parties are anonymous. Therefore, some things that are normally not allowed to be said can be said here.
Also, our store has four customer service representatives: "King Kong", "Mario", "Lilac", "Southland Red Bean". The last two seem to be female customer service representatives based on their names.
Actually, I'm sure you guys have already guessed, these four customer service representatives were all impersonated by me in order to make the store seem more professional and larger. This is a common phenomenon in the Taobao world, so please don't hesitate when looking for customer service representatives in the future.
Sometimes a female customer will leave a product review like this:
"Hahaha, I wore it under my clothes when I went on a blind date. It felt so good on the dining table that I almost couldn't hold it in. The man looked at me strangely. Did he notice?"
F * ck! Don't go on a blind date if you're not sincere! Spend the rest of your life with our store's products! You purposely went to a blind date and did this. What kind of advanced play is this?
There were also female customers who left comments like this:
"The seven band frequency conversion is great, I don't plan on finding a boyfriend anymore, but it consumes too much electricity. Does your store sell rechargeable batteries?"
Please go to a digital store to buy rechargeable batteries! Although I'm very grateful for your patronage, please find a boyfriend as soon as possible! Even if it's just to save some electricity for the country!
Some female customers left comments that were even more strange:
"Where did your store's model get her hair permed?"
Shu Zhe is wearing a wig! The lower part of the wig is slightly tilted up, it was already shaped when it left the factory! Also, let me repeat, this is a sex toy store, not a hairdresser!
I received a text from Director Cao not long after managing the store.
Luckily, I kept my phone on vibrate, otherwise I wouldn't be exposed in the language teacher's class. I'm so wise.
Director Cao's text said:
"If I can't get Miss Ai Mi 'er's underwear, my source of life is about to dry up, please hurry up …"
Fast your sister! Also, what does your source of life have to do with loli underwear? I heard from my dad that the 'holy water' that often appears in movies and games is obtained by soaking the pages of the Bible with normal spring water. Could it be that by using loli underwear to filter tap water, it becomes Director Cao's Alps water?
I'm not sure if it's an illusion, but the class leader seems to be intentionally keeping her distance from me when Xiao Qin is absent. Is it related to what Xiong YaoYue said to her yesterday?
If that's the case, then the class leader has completely misunderstood! Xiong YaoYue was referring to my non-existent homosexual lover, not me and Xiao Qin! Also, even if we were in a relationship, you shouldn't be trying to avoid suspicion by not getting close to me. Instead, you should bring out the '100 Rules Against Intimate Contact between Boys and Girls' and smash it on our heads so we can cut off our feelings and study hard to avoid having our marks deducted.
Do you have a reason why you don't have the confidence to prevent us from falling in love?
Unlike usual, this time Xiao Qin only rested for a day before she gritted her teeth and came to class.
On Wednesday morning, Xiao Qin came to school limply and returned the washed pants to Xiong YaoYue.
"Huh? So it was really worn by you! "Xiong YaoYue revealed a surprised expression.
Seeing that Xiao Qin was listless, I teased her:
"What's the story of 'Love in Zhoukoudian'? Is it about apes fighting dinosaurs while falling in love? "
Xiao Qin said feebly: "It's … it's a story about female apes who see a good-looking male ape and knock them out with a club and drag them back to their cave …"
What kind of love story is that! Also, don't say 'male ape' as' official ape '! They were two completely different creatures, okay?! Male apes are much busier than official apes!
In addition, he knocked out whoever he fancied with a stick. It seemed to be what men did to women in ancient times! (It's said that's how the word 'marriage' came about) Why is it the other way around in your story! Do you subconsciously want everyone to live in the wilderness where you can drag me back to the cave and humiliate me as long as you knock me out!
Xiao Qin forced herself to come to school was not a wise move. Although Loud Mouth and Little Smart came over to ask about her well-being and the class leader also made Xiao Qin some brown sugar water, it did not have any significant effect on her dysmenorrhea.
She basically spent every class lying on her desk. She would look at me with a bitter smile while her body tensed up due to her abdominal pain.
"Ye Lin classmate is my painkiller." Xiao Qin said, "It won't hurt if I look at it for a while."
"Although the painkiller my mom recommended is pretty effective, I heard that taking too many painkillers will lower your IQ, so I've only taken it once and have to persevere on my own …"
If the painkiller is effective, then let me take it! As for your IQ, you don't have to worry about it! It's already negative and can't be lowered anymore!
"Ye Lin classmate, Ye Lin classmate …" Xiao Qin weakly called out my name.
For a split second, I thought she was going to say her last words.
"Can I hold your finger for a bit?"
"What!?"
"Painkillers don't really work just by looking at it, but I might be able to lessen the pain if I hold it in my mouth, although it's a bit salty …"
If you think I don't taste good, then go hold it yourself! Also, it's inappropriate to let the girl next to you hold your finger in her mouth in a sacred classroom!
"What a stingy boyfriend …" Xiao Qin sighed and held her right index finger in her mouth.
"Eh? My taste seems lighter than Ye Lin classmate's …? "
Don't talk with your finger in your mouth! I can't even speak clearly! It's not like you're food, who cares if you're sour, sweet, bitter, or salty!
Xiao Qin couldn't take it anymore after forcing herself to eat lunch. The class leader asked the teacher for a leave of absence and helped her to the infirmary to rest.
When the first afternoon class was about to begin, I secretly ran to the infirmary to check on Xiao Qin's recovery (I wouldn't run into any gossipy female classmates at this time).
I never expected Chen YingRan to not be in the infirmary. Only Xiao Qin was lying on the bed by the window. I'm not sure if it was because she took painkillers, but she was sleeping soundly under a white sheet.
I walked to her side quietly and stared at her blushing face in silence.
The bangs on her forehead were a bit messy, but it created an asymmetrical sense of beauty. Xiao Qin's face was like a work of art carved out of white marble. Especially her slightly opened lips, it was like a budding flower with dewdrops in the morning, emitting the charm of a young girl.
From her appearance, I, an old enemy, can't find any traces of the Little Tyrant!
How sorrowful was this? How deceitful!
My evil enemy is right in front of me, but I can't get revenge! What's even more hateful is that I actually … actually wanted to secretly kiss Xiao Qin while she was asleep!
Sure enough, the Snake Beauty's poison has already seeped into my body! The Sparta in my heart has also been quiet recently. Using Qi Master terminology, I visualized it internally. Huh? Sparta, what are you doing? You're kneeling facing the mud wall, are you trying to find your former self? After taking a closer look, you're kneeling on a washboard! Fuck, who gave you a washboard! Since when did you fall to such a state!
Just when I was grieving over the fall of the Sparta, I heard Xiao Qin giggle.
I thought she woke up, but when I looked over, her sleeping posture did not change, it seems she was talking in her sleep.
Is Xiao Qin having a beautiful dream that belongs to a young girl? Or would she have the kind of dream where I also appear … where I also appear? Am I a pervert watching a young girl's sleeping posture when she's having an erotic dream?
"It's mine alone … you're only allowed to think of me every day …"
Huh? You're talking in your sleep, huh! Is she talking about me? Is she going to start the foreplay of the erotic dream! Should I buy a bag of melon seeds and come back to enjoy it!
"Ye …"
I thought she was going to say 'Ye Lin classmate', but she happily turned over and said:
"Donkey …"
Fuck, so you weren't dreaming about the current me! Is that why you have such a happy smile because you were reminiscing about the good times when you bullied me!
"What should I do … even though I gave him the nickname Donkey, he's still too good looking …"
Are you … referring to my handsome shota appearance? So you didn't give me the nickname Donkey because you thought I was ugly?
"If he's still this good looking when he grows up, there will be a lot of girls who will like him …"
At this point, Xiao Qin revealed a worried expression in her sleep.
"It's already enough as long as I like him …"
"So … goddess godmother …"
Fuck, what are you dreaming about! Why would a "fairy godmother" appear in your dream, which most Chinese people would never think of! Do you think you're Cinderella?!
"Goddess godmother … please use magic to make Donkey ugly … even though I've been trying my best to hit his face, it doesn't seem to be effective …"
Fuck! Fuck your sister! Cinderella made a wish to the goddess godmother to attend the prince's ball, but you made a wish to make your prince ugly! In the past, you would hit my eyes and my nose. I thought you were trying to gain the upper hand by showing off your strength, but it turns out you wanted to make me ugly! Was it also for the same reason you used 502 glue to treat my eyebrows!
Regardless of the reason in the end, you got what you wished for! The Fairy Godmother has fulfilled your wish! Where does she live, I'm going to strangle her to death!
And you! You're a vicious Cinderella! Actually, you're not even Cinderella, but Cinderella's older sister! Haven't I been too good to you recently?! ' Should I continue to carry out my previous plan? Should I break your heart and drive you away in anger? Only then would it be considered a success!
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