After school, I didn't go home first. Instead, I went to Walmart and bought two large bags of balloons. It should be enough for Shu Zhe to blow for a while and train his lung capacity.
Coincidentally, I met Xiao Ding from the pet hospital when I was playing with the turtles in the fresh area. I think he came to buy saury for his mom.
Don't look at how he's speechless in front of girls, but he's a chatterbox in front of me. He first said Dr. Zhao was careless and only cared about the dog. A thief sneaked in and stole his wallet. It would have been a huge loss if Shu Sha didn't notice it.
He also said Shu Sha's volunteer work has increased in the past two days, but the pets' attitude towards her hasn't changed. A beautiful girl doesn't find a male partner to go shopping after school and has to spend time with sick cats and dogs. It really makes people sigh and feel like it's a waste.
After talking about it, he finally got to the main topic that made him excited:
It turns out Dota 2's server is about to go into open beta.
For a rookie like me who had only played Dota 1, Xiao Ding talked non-stop about how classic Dota 2 characters were, how OP their skills were, and how abundant the items were. Even the news broadcast praised it as a green online game. Zhejiang was currently gathering 180 universities and more than 200 clubs from all over the country to participate in the E-Sports Competition. In the future, they would select the national Dota 2 team, and so on.
In the end, just like in the past, he criticized "League of Legends" as a game for elementary school students, saying that anyone who played it would be handicapped. If I dared to play "League of Legends", he would cut off all ties with me without hesitation.
F * ck! Are you done yet? You've already said this once before! Do you think the feelings we accumulated from playing games can't compare to playing a game! Also, who would want to play League of Legends? I'm playing a real-life school romance game, and my goal is to build a large harem!
After I parted ways with the heavily addicted Xiao Ding, I followed the steamy road back home. Just as I was about to take out my keys to open the door, I suddenly discovered that there was a small piece of tinfoil stuck in the keyhole of my anti-theft door.
Isn't this the technique Peng TouSi once demonstrated — — Tinfoil Door Opening Technique! Because the security door of my house is the worst lock, an expert only needs tin foil to open the door!
Ai Mi doesn't live here, so Peng TouSi has no reason to do this to me. Does that mean it's someone else?
What the f * ck, my house was robbed!
He pulled out the tin foil, opened the door, and rushed into the room. His eyes scanned the furnishings in the house at superluminal speed.
The TV was not lost (of course no one would steal it since it was old and heavy), the washing machine was not lost (even heavier), my dad's desktop and my secondhand laptop were not lost either.
More importantly, the cash, passbook, and bank card that were hidden in the pocket of one of the cotton-padded clothes in the wardrobe were still there.
However, there was a lingering sense of uneasiness in the room. Someone had definitely come in! But what exactly did he lose?
Could it be that it was a sex toy worth more than 200,000 yuan that was stolen? But those goods needed a big truck to transport! Besides, you're a thief. How are you going to get rid of these things? How are you going to explain it to your wife and children?
I quickly walked into the large room where the goods were stacked and found that the boxes had indeed been moved.
When I was looking for the silk panties this morning, the boxes were clearly arranged in a '品' shape. But now, the '品' shape is missing. If you want to ask how big the difference is, it's like the difference between the beginning and the end of Angry Birds! (Unless your skills are too lousy and you can't even compare to my second aunt) I stood in the middle of the scattered boxes and used my memory to check if any valuable goods were stolen. But after thinking about it, because we don't have a lot of capital, our family has always been in the low-end market, so we don't have those 88,000 gold massage sticks sold on Jingdong! (I don't understand who would buy it) Even if the thief stole a bag of 'Durex ice and fire' and 'Okamoto ultra thin', they could only give it to the thief's company to remind them of family planning. It's to prevent the thief's descendants from overtaking the descendants of good people and destroying the ecological balance!
One of the boxes, which had not been placed properly, suddenly toppled over and hit the screen next to it. (Ever since I had Shu Zhe come over to be my rope model, I had a screen in the house.) The screen trembled and almost fell because of its poor quality. I was shaken to the core. I thought to myself:
"Could it be that this thief is a pervert with extreme tastes? He was hiding behind the screen and was ready to suddenly jump out and burst my ass with the 'Original African Wildfire'?"
After a false alarm, I began to carefully analyze the situation in front of me.
A certain elementary school student said: "There's only one truth." Then what's the reason why my house was burglarized and almost nothing was lost?
My gaze landed on a few old boxes that I had placed at the bottom of the room, but now they could see the light of day.
Looking at the goods inside, I saw that it was a counterfeit from a Taiwanese manufacturer. It was a Japanese imitation. It seemed that a distributor owed us money many years ago and used this to pay off the debt.
Although it was said that it could be sold for more than ten thousand yuan if it was sold under the banner of the authentic product, Dad was honest in his business. He clearly stated that it was an imitation and the price was only a quarter of the authentic product.
Even so, not many of them left and they became our unsalable goods.
How did these goods get flipped to the surface? Could it be that you perverted thief saw this product on our store and couldn't wait to personally try it out?
Also, this is a f * cking female product! It has quite a high rate of appearances in Japanese AV! Even Sengoku and Sengoku performed together! Could it be that you're a female thief?
I suddenly remembered that a few days ago, there was an account with a string of numbers that I suspected to be a virgin. He inquired about this product from me. At that time, he repeatedly asked me:
"Do you still have this product? How much do you have left? When will it be shipped if I buy more? "
Because when I first took over the store, he asked me "What kind of condoms can make your girlfriend climax?" I introduced it to him for a long time, but he didn't buy anything in the end.
So I said perfunctorily:
"This product … I might or might not have it. If you place an order, I'll go check the warehouse. If it's not there, I'll immediately refund you."
I originally thought there wouldn't be a follow-up, but I never expected such an outrageous case to happen today!
My brain started to churn and my stomach started to growl.
I have to figure out what the connection is between this suspected virgin guy and my home being infiltrated!
I swear on my grandfather's name …
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