I was curious what Ai Mi was scribbling on the dresser, was it an autograph board? I moved closer to take a look — —
Fuck, it's not an autograph board! I originally thought the souvenir you gave me would at most sign your name on an autograph board, then at most leave a hickey, that would be amazing! But it wasn't! Ai Mi signed it with a marker, it turned out to be a pair of pink and white underwear with lace!
Maybe it was because my Chinese wasn't good enough, so I signed my English name. It was a beautiful English cursive! Unfortunately, it was difficult for me to recognize all the letters! I could only roughly guess that it was "Ai Mi 'er" from the spelling. Since it was a gift for my number one fan, of course I could only sign my stage name!
Actually, if you were giving it to me, I would rather you sign your real name! A while ago, I also went to YouTube to find a live video of your concert (English is so terrible that I almost vomited blood). In the end, I couldn't understand a single word you sang on stage, nor could I tell if it was good or bad. Especially when you were wearing so little and the fans in the audience were all excited, I really couldn't watch it anymore! My sister is being fantasized by others! It's better if she doesn't become a celebrity in the future! At least don't hold those kinds of concerts!
No, what am I thinking! Now is not the time to consider whether I should sign my real name or my stage name! A younger sister giving her underwear to her older brother was an extremely abnormal thing in and of itself!
I asked while trembling: "Ai Mi, what … are you doing?"
"Autograph!" Ai Mi replied as if I already knew the answer.
"No … what are you signing on?"
"Underwear!"
Don't answer me like you're in the right! Even if you lived in the open United States for 12 years, at least give me a sense of shame!
"Whose underwear?"
"Mine!" After Ai Mi finished signing, she turned around and looked at me strangely, "If it's not mine, is it Peng TouSi's?"
F * ck! Don't even mention that possibility! I couldn't help but imagine Peng TouSi wearing flowery underwear! I lost 5 million brain cells!
"You … why are you signing on the underwear?"
"Didn't I say? I want to give it to you as a souvenir! "
"I … I'm not a pervert. Why would I want this kind of souvenir?"
Ai Mi looked at me with a mischievous smile, as if silence was better than words.
"If looks could make me take off my underwear, you would have taken off my underwear at least twenty times! Don't think I didn't notice! "
Was it really a woman's sixth sense? I'm so ashamed …
"If you want it, just tell me! You can even say that you love me without a care in the world, so why are you acting so coy over a pair of underwear? "
Shy? Bashfulness was a normal reaction! On Valentine's Day, there were a lot of guys who asked girls to confess under a tree, but there were no cases of girls asking for underwear under a tree! How shameless must one be to say something like that!
"Ai Mi, listen to me, you can't just give your underwear away …"
"I didn't! The one who casually gave away my underwear was that bastard Obama! It's the first time I personally gave a fan signed underwear, so you should gratefully accept it! "
"But, your worn underwear …" I refused while subconsciously reaching out to catch it.
Ai Mi suddenly took the signed underwear far away and I caught nothing. Ai Mi mischievously hid the underwear behind her and giggled.
"Look, you say you don't want it, but your body is very honest!"
She proudly brought the underwear in front of her. Like she was juggling, she stepped on the stool with her two slender white feet and stood as high as possible. Then she raised the underwear and called out to me like she was fishing.
"Come take the bait! Use your mouth to bite! If you bite, I'll give it to you! "
It was as if she was getting back at me for the time we met at the supermarket. I raised the chips high and asked her to say something nice before I gave it to her.
Who would bite their sister's underwear with their mouth! Don't seduce me onto a dangerous path!
"Ai Mi, stop messing around, it's dangerous!" I said, "How can you take your worn underwear …"
Seeing that I wasn't going to play the fishing game with her, Ai Mi sat back on the stool in disappointment and crumpled the underwear in her hands.
"Manservant, it's true that I took this underwear out of my closet, but I can't guarantee that I've worn it!"
"Huh?"
"I have at least eight hundred underwear, if not a thousand. I pick them every day according to my mood, I can't remember which ones I've worn and which ones I haven't …"
"Does the manservant have a higher requirement and it has to be something I've 'worn'?"
At this moment, Ai Mi's expression was as if she was an alien queen who had come to Earth.
"Hehe, manservant, if you kneel down and beg me, I'll wear this underwear once, then take it off and give it to you!"
"No, no need!" I hurriedly waved my hands, "It's not that you have to wear it, as long as it's your underwear …"
Anyway, I was going to give it to Director Cao. If Ai Mi didn't wear it, I would feel even less guilty!
However, Ai Mi thought I confessed on my own. She pointed at me and laughed like crazy:
"Hahahahaha! You really are a lolicon! Fetish! As long as it's my underwear, will it make you excited regardless if it's worn or not? "
"No, you're mistaken …"
"What are you being shy about! Didn't you say you loved me quite boldly! Hey, are you going to use this underwear to masturbate? "
Who would use their sister's underwear to masturbate! I just want to sell it for money …
"I'm warning you." Ai Mi suddenly became serious, "You can use my underwear to masturbate, but no matter what, you're not allowed to wear this underwear! I hate perverts who wear women's clothes! If you do that, don't come near me in the future! "
Ah, aren't you talking about Shu Zhe? He's greedy for your money, he might even want to hit on you!
"I promise I won't wear it myself, you can do whatever you want!" Ai Mi told me this condition and then handed over the underwear. I hesitated to reach out and take it.
Twenty thousand dollars, twenty thousand dollars is right in front of me! I had already decided to break all ties with Ai ShuQiao. I can only fight without worries if I return the money I spent from her. Also, since Ai Mi willingly gave the underwear to me, you can treat this twenty thousand dollars as a declaration of war from us!
In summary, I took the underwear from my sister's hands with uncontrollable excitement.
I'll put it in my pocket for now. It's not the original underwear anyway, so I don't have to worry about the smell dispersing.
Ah, what am I thinking! It's already too much to sell my sister's underwear, I can't let something like the original underwear fall into the hands of others!
"If this underwear breaks, you can come back to me in the future."
Ai Mi said generously to me.
What was it used for that the underwear would be ruined?! Don't talk to your brother like you're doing him a favor!
"Of course it's for the manservant to use his imagination and masturbate with his underwear on a quiet moonlit night! The manservant is so strong, he would definitely break it if he's not careful! "
Ai Mi said with incomparable happiness.
"Actually, I'm very curious. How would you fantasize about me when you masturbate with my underwear? Would you force yourself on me, tear off all my clothes and leave me with only my stockings, or would you press down on me from behind while I'm asleep! "
Stop talking! I've never masturbated with your underwear before, and I won't do that in the future! The scenes you described are all things we can't do no matter what! Just thinking about it made him feel extremely guilty!
Ai Mi was in a good mood after teasing me. She ordered the French chef to prepare a sumptuous lunch for me. She laughed at Kyle's stupidity, complained about her mother's strictness, and Auntie Ren's fussiness.
She talked a lot and ate a lot, until Peng TouSi reminded her: "Miss, you've already exceeded your calorie limit." Ai Mi left the table in a huff.
In the afternoon, there were all kinds of fruits and desserts. Since Ai Mi had a calorie limit, I basically finished everything.
In order to prevent myself from gaining weight, I took off my jacket and only wore a tight tank top. I started doing push-ups in Ai Mi's room.
"1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6 …"
"7 … 7% ¥@ # ¥!!!"
Something heavy was suddenly added to my back. I wasn't paying attention and the tip of my nose almost hit the ground.
I looked back and it was Ai Mi sitting on my back!
The room doesn't lack sofas or chairs, go sit somewhere else! Although you don't weigh much, your little butt is sticking close to my back, and it will distract my Spartan's attention!
"You can't take it anymore?" Ai Mi mocked me, "If Peng TouSi carries me, he can do 1000 push-ups!"
I believe it! Of course I believe it! Peng TouSi is a man whose goal is to marry God, I'd even believe it if you said he could walk on water! Most importantly, he's a super homo, it doesn't affect him at all when you touch skin to skin. I can't! Although I'm your brother, I will still have a primitive physiological reaction!
But it's unavoidable for siblings to have some intimate contact, so I better get used to it now.
I calmed down and accepted the fact that Ai Mi was sitting on my back.
"25, 26, 27 …"
"You're not as steady as Peng TouSi." Ai Mi said nitpickily.
No shit! He's over two meters tall and has a shocking width. If you think I'm too thin, then get off my back!
Ai Mi turned on the TV in the living room with the remote control. She used me as a chair while watching a foreign language program. It seemed to be an anime called "Flying Little Policewomen". She laughed while watching.
Hmph, you always say you're not a child. If you're not a child, then why are you watching such a childish anime!
Due to various factors, I only did 40 push-ups with Ai Mi before I collapsed from exhaustion.
Ai Mi still didn't get off my back. She sat with her legs curled up and finished watching the three episodes of "Flying Little Policewomen".
Then she called Peng TouSi in and told him to teach me killing techniques. Peng TouSi shook his head and said "killing isn't good". Even if Ai Mi jumped up and pulled his face, he still wouldn't teach me.
As time went by, I passed the time until 8 pm. I saw that the sandstorm outside had stopped, so it was time to say goodbye.
Ai Mi reluctantly told me to take some time to visit her in the future, and I agreed.
Half an hour later, I was walking on the path home. I couldn't calm my emotions.
Ai Mi's underwear that was sleeping in my pocket seemed to be tempting me to take it out and admire it under the streetlights.
I forcefully resisted this bad desire and walked into a deserted alleyway. However, I found someone in front of me hurriedly walking with a large backpack slung over his shoulder. The mask on his face had fallen off and was hanging on one of his ears as if he was being chased and was running for his life.
After taking a closer look, isn't that Tang Jiang's boss, the leader Jun, young master Xu, the underwear thief?
Especially when he was holding a pair of stolen underwear in his hand. He sniffed it as he walked with a satisfied expression on his face!
Heaven's justice has long arms, but it never escapes. You panty stealing pervert, see how I don't represent the People's Representative Party to punish you righteously!
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