When I saw Young Master Xu sniffing a pair of underwear, I subconsciously put my hand into my pocket and held onto my sister's underwear to make sure it was still there.
Young master Xu suddenly recognized me when he saw me walking towards him. His entire body trembled and the mask hanging on one of his ears fell to the ground.
As the panty thief, he would feel insecure if his face was seen by others. Young master Xu didn't bend down to pick up the mask even though he was facing a great enemy. Instead, he thought for a bit and suddenly put on the underwear he was sniffing!
Damn, you're already walking further and further down the path of a pervert! Bank robbers use stockings to cover their faces, but you're using underwear to cover your face! And I've already seen your face, okay?! Even if you wore an underwear mask before you saw me, it wouldn't be of much help in hiding your identity. Anyone would know you're the panty thief when they see someone wearing underwear on their head!
Wait … wait a moment! What's going on! After putting on the underwear, why is Young Master Xu, who once lost to me in one move, emitting a surging battle energy? His fighting spirit was as firm as bamboo and as immovable as a mountain. It was terrifying and the walls on both sides of the narrow alleyway seemed to be shaking!
You're cheating, aren't you? It's not like a pair of underwear is a golden holy garment, why do you look like Ultraman when you wear it! This ferocious fighting spirit is even stronger than the class leader's Justice Devil fighting spirit and my Metal Blood Lone Wolf fighting spirit!
Is this the power of a pervert!?
No, no! I have to make the first move! I can't lose in a fight! You have the underwear mask, I have the Mad God. Wait until I activate my fearless Berserker mode and we'll fight for three hundred rounds!
Huh? It seems I don't have enough anger? I'm very happy because I got my sister's underwear. Young master Xu, this pervert, makes me feel pitiful and funny, so I can't really hate him …
Damn, this won't do! In short, I don't care if I can activate my Berserker mode, I'll give him a punch first!
I took out my right hand from my pocket and held my breath. Just as I was about to punch him in the eye …
He suddenly realized that something was wrong! I accidentally brought the underwear out of my pocket! It almost fell to the ground! Such precious underwear! Forget about punching, hurry up and save it!
I let out a sigh of relief and carefully put the underwear back into my pocket.
Young Master Xu spat out a mouthful of Demonic Qi from his nose and mouth.
"Give me back my underwear …"
"What!?"
"I said, give me back my underwear! All the girls' underwear in Dong Shan city's west district belongs to me!! "
You're really shameless! Also, how could he determine that the underwear in my hand was a girl's underwear with just a glance! Don't tell me you've become an expert in this field just because you're experienced and knowledgeable. As long as Central TV opens another underwear themed treasure appraisal program, you can go on stage as a guest!
"Give me your underwear!!" Young Master Xu extended his hand towards me.
Dream on! It was a brother's duty to protect his sister, but it was also a brother's duty to protect his sister's underwear!
I spat on the ground, "Hmph, you're a loser …"
I didn't even get to finish my sentence before a gust of wind hit my face. I quickly dodged to the side and with a bang, young master Xu's hiking shoes hit the red brick wall. I quickly blocked it with my hands.
Damn, you're wearing hiking shoes on a hot day like this to make it easier to climb buildings, right? The problem is, once you take off your shoes, all the taekwondo fighters in the dojo will be suffocated to death!
Also, that kick was really powerful! You left a hole in the brick wall! If I didn't dodge it, I might have broken my ribs!
Young master Xu stood on one leg and raised the leg he used to kick in the air, like the main character in a movie posing.
Bastard, don't be so handsome! I'm the main character! It's just that my legs are longer! What are you showing off for!
I suddenly rushed towards his side. As long as I get close to him, his kicks would be useless!
Young master Xu didn't fall for it. He suddenly changed his stance and kicked towards my left ribs.
Damn … this place is too small to dodge. I'll use Yin Yang Sanshou to neutralize your attack!
I placed both of my hands on the bone of his leg and retreated slightly. I used Hua Jin to try and redirect the opponent's force towards the brick wall.
Huh? Young Master Xu actually stopped his attack when he felt that I was about to 'suck' his kick towards me. He didn't even move, but he immediately sent three consecutive kicks at me half a second later!
Damn, he's too fast! I'm not familiar with Yin Yang Sanshou yet, so there's no way I can take it!
After dodging the two kicks aimed at my chest, I knew I couldn't dodge the third one, so I could only raise my shoulders and take it with my shoulder muscles!
Damn, it hurts! Did you train your leg strength by climbing buildings and stealing underwear every day! You didn't practice martial arts on purpose, but you unknowingly mastered a godly technique!
If this training method is so effective, the country should call for special forces to steal underwear to train! With a group of experts like this, recovering the Diaoyu Islands is just around the corner! As for the girls who suffered losses, I can only ask them to understand the difficulties of the country. It's a great sacrifice for the sake of territorial integrity!
Seeing me in pain, young master Xu didn't think about how to deal a fatal blow. Instead, he approached me and reached for my underwear.
B * stard! How can you touch my sister's underwear!?
I smashed down with my fist, but young master Xu didn't have any intention of dodging. It was only because my fist hit him that he didn't manage to snatch the underwear away.
Is he really that persistent! If this continues, he might actually snatch the underwear away!
Young master Xu had a crazed expression as he licked the back of his swollen hand. The underwear on top of his head emphasized his perverted nature.
I heard that there was an anime movie in Japan called "HK Mask of Perverts". It was about a righteous young man who had mediocre martial arts skills, but as long as he wore a cute girl's underwear as a mask, his combat power would immediately skyrocket (and his degree of shame would skyrocket). Could it be that young master Xu is of the same school as him!?
Or does a cute girl's underwear really have that kind of power? As long as you wear it on your head, you can get rid of all distracting thoughts, reach the realm of being one with nature, and immediately ascend to become an expert?
Without giving me time to think, young master Xu launched another dozen or so attacks. Every time, I was forced to dodge left and right. I was battered and exhausted, and I was almost desperate.
So fast! What a fierce attack! Yin Yang Sanshou is very effective against opponents who use brute force (such as Li ErLeng), but against opponents who rely on technique and have undergone martial arts training, I'm still not a threat! It looks like I can only give up on Yin Yang Sanshou in today's fight!
With a "kuang" sound, another hole appeared at the bottom of the brick wall. It was twice the size of the last one. Are you trying to tear down a house! If you're so amazing, why don't you go work in a demolition team!
It was another side scissor kick! The gust of wind it brought actually cut my cheek until it bled.
Ah, I'm sorry, I actually dared to look down on Taekwondo before. Is Taekwondo from Korea this powerful?
No, that's not right! In the end, this is not the power of Taekwondo, but the power of underwear! Young master Xu, when you didn't wear underwear before, you couldn't even last one move in front of me! If I were to say what school of martial arts you're currently using, rather than saying you're a black belt in Taekwondo, it's more accurate to say you're an unrestrained underwear user!
You were fighting with me while carrying such a large backpack, but your movements were not sluggish at all. It's easy to imagine that it was filled with stolen women's underwear! It has a bonus effect on you! Your expression clearly says: I'm proud that I have underwear, those who offend my underwear will be punished even if they're far away. My underwear is a sacred and inseparable part of me. An inch of underwear is an inch of blood, a debt of blood must be paid with blood …
Ah! I tried to steal Ai Mi's underwear again! This time, I learned my lesson and retreated before I hit him. But I was always at a disadvantage. If this continues, it's hard to guarantee that I won't lose!
Also, even though I've already accumulated enough rage from activating berserker mode, berserker mode makes me lose my rationality and doesn't care about anything. Even if I win against young master Xu, I'll still lose if he steals my underwear!
"Leave the underwear behind! I'll let you live! "Young master Xu roared and threw a series of kicks at me.
I bent down to dodge the opponent's fierce attack. I made up my mind, reached into my pocket and pulled out my sister's underwear.
In the current situation, even if I activate berserker mode, that's the only place I would subconsciously protect!
I sorrowfully looked at young master Xu who was displaying his might while wearing the underwear on his head.
It can't be helped. Although I don't want to do something like this, my dad always says that we have to prioritize and choose the lesser of two evils. For my sister, for victory … for justice!!
I could only put Ai Mi's underwear on my head!!
Ah, what is this feeling? The elasticity was extremely comfortable. It was as if the stars in the sky were shining down on me, enlightening me and giving me salvation. The tightness in my temples actually allowed me to recover all of my stamina in an instant!
Moreover, what was this surging power that was emerging from his limbs and bones? Is this me? Am I still human? Why do I feel like I've already shattered the void and become the ruler of the universe? Even if it's a volcano eruption or a tsunami, I don't care!
I, I actually activated berserker mode with a clear mind! I have all the benefits of berserker mode, but I still retain my rationality!?
Is this the power of underwear!? I really wanted to shout, "Bestow me with power! Long live the underwear! "
'Young Master Xu, you're wearing underwear of unknown origin. I'll let you see how terrifying my strength is when I wear my beloved sister's underwear!'
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