Uncle Fireball put a lot of effort into our perverted goods store and kept giving out ideas:
"I suggest Sister Red Beans put on some lipstick when you blow the balloons. That way, every balloon would be equivalent to being kissed by her! Some customers will definitely untie the balloon and inhale the air exhaled by Sister Red Beans while kissing her indirectly! "
The so-called "certain customers" were referring to none other than Uncle Fireball himself! But it's not a bad idea. Since I outsourced the "you choose, I wear" business to Shu Zhe, I should develop a few new projects.
Balloons are very cheap and you can buy them in the party supplies section of the supermarket. Blowing balloons doesn't take much effort. I also need to buy a cheap lipstick for Shu Zhe and we can start working. As for the price …
"20 for balloons without lipstick marks, 50 for balloons with lipstick marks!"
I can almost see Uncle Fireball slapping the table in a heroic manner.
Damn, blowing balloons can earn me ¥50, I'm going to buy lipstick tomorrow! Also, balloons can be blown at any time. It doesn't have a 72 hour cooldown like the underwear, so I can make a small profit with a quick turnover!
Since gramps is afraid of his lower back pain, he is more cautious when teaching me martial arts. I clearly spent less time practicing boxing with him by the lake.
As a result, I arrive at school earlier every day. On Friday, I entered the school early and Shu Zhe also walked in.
"Bro Ye Lin, are you on duty too?" Shu Zhe asked me.
I didn't answer him. Instead, I placed the silk underwear in a workbook in front of him.
He knowingly stuffed the exercise book into his bag, looked around to make sure there was no one around, then extended his hand towards me.
"¥500, please hand it over!"
He had a proud and boastful expression.
Proud my ass! Do you think it's embarrassing to use our customer service account to pretend to be a girl and trick customers into spending more money! Wake up to reality, okay? When I was looking for goods last night, I took a closer look. The silk underwear that Uncle Fireball chose is a pair of open-crotch pants! In order to make things easier, he left an evil crack in the middle! Shu Zhe, if you wear this kind of underwear, wouldn't your dick be exposed! Too perverted! Shu Zhe, you've lived until you're 13 years old and you're starting to wear diapers again!
Not only did I not give him any money, but I also looked at him with disdain.
"Even if your 'chatting' is successful, it's nothing to be proud of. Besides, I don't have much cash on me. I'll give you the money when you 'deliver' the goods to me after 72 hours!"
"Why?" Shu Zhe expressed his dissatisfaction. "Didn't you always give me money first?"
"Humph, the past is the past, the present is the present! Have you forgotten how you messed up the White Rose underwear? It must be because I gave you the money first that caused you to be discouraged and careless. In order to avoid this kind of accident, I've decided to delay the payment … "
I cracked my knuckles as I spoke.
"Do you have anything else to say?"
"No, nothing else …" Shu Zhe mumbled, "As long as you don't go back on your word …"
After two classes, as the PE committee member, I decided to skip the broadcast calisthenics. I climbed over the back wall of the school to buy a lipstick while everyone was "showing off their youth".
The class leader would definitely fly into a rage if she found out. The lackeys from the student council would definitely find out and report it to the teacher on duty. It would be unavoidable for the class to have points deducted. Also, Eunuch Cao recently claimed to have developed a type of "male and female" broadcast calisthenics. He would purposely make the wrong moves (for example, when a girl next to him turns to the right with her back facing him, he would mimic various postures towards the girl's back). Class 2-3 might even be labeled as the "worst broadcast calisthenics class" this week.
I had no choice, I couldn't care less if I made the class leader angry. There were the least amount of students outside of school during broadcast calisthenics. I don't want to be seen buying lipstick by someone I know.
Especially if Xiong YaoYue sees me, she would be even more certain that I'm a gay, she might even share her experiences with me.
Speaking of which, I don't even know if Xiong YaoYue herself has ever used lipstick!
I told you before that at the end of the food street, there was a bookstore that was opened in a basement. In a secret compartment, you could even buy H manga and AV films. Recently, they started to diversify their business and sell some simple cosmetics for little girls who wanted to look good.
I sneaked into the hidden door and looked around. Fortunately, there were no other customers. The boss was sweating profusely behind the counter while blowing on a floor fan.
"Young man, did you come to watch porn?" I haven't been here many times, but he had a deep impression of me.
I remember the last time I came here, I wanted to buy the Old Testament for copying. At the time, the boss strongly recommended the H anime 'The Dark Bible' and I ran away in anger.
"I didn't come to watch porn." I said embarrassedly, "I heard you guys opened up a new cosmetics section, I … I want to buy a lipstick for my girlfriend."
Ah! How embarrassing! The boss's vulgar smile wasn't a big deal, the main problem was that Shu Zhe wasn't my girlfriend! If I knew earlier, I would have bought it online!
It would have been better to bring Xiao Qin along! Although her menstrual pain hasn't completely disappeared, as long as I bought two lipsticks and gave one to her, she would definitely follow me happily! I could even get Xiao Qin to buy it for me!
"No wonder you don't read 'The Dark Bible', so you have a real person!" The boss joked while recommending a light pink lipstick.
"I don't want this." I said, "Give me a bright red one, I want a really, really red one!"
The boss frowned, "I didn't think a young man like you would have such a unique taste …"
No shit! Of course I know that little girls nowadays like light-colored lipstick, and some even wear blue or black lipstick. They have long since shelved red lipstick — — but my lipstick is used to leave marks on balloons! It's not obvious if it's too light! Are you going to take responsibility if the customer gives me a bad review!
In the end, since red lipsticks were too rare, I had no choice but to buy a lipstick that was said to be able to maintain makeup for a long time and make lips look fresh and tender. It was said to contain some nectar essence and was a natural antioxidant. It wasn't too cheap.
Damn, it cost me fifty kuai! It was enough for me to eat two lunches with leftover! I remember there were plenty of lipsticks online that cost over twenty kuai, what a blunder!
But I decided to forget about it. Anyway, if the business went smoothly, I could sell a balloon for fifty kuai and I would immediately break even.
When I returned to school from the food street, it was break time after the radio calisthenics. I carefully walked in the hallway with the lipstick in my pocket. I didn't expect to bump into the class leader when I turned a corner.
The reason why the class leader stopped in the hallway was probably to get rid of the creases on her skirt and she was patting it lightly.
Since it's easy to expose a girl wearing a skirt during the tenth set of calisthenics, most girls would prepare another pair of pants to change into before the calisthenics and then change back after the calisthenics.
Seriously, she doesn't even find it troublesome.
What surprised me was that the class leader didn't scold me for skipping the calisthenics when she saw me walking over. Instead, she lowered her gaze and stared at something on the windowsill on the right.
After a closer look, isn't it a tabby cat! A furry tabby cat that wasn't much bigger than a palm! How did it get into school! How did it jump onto the windowsill! 28 Middle prohibits bringing pets to school. If it was a stray cat, then it would be even worse!
I remember the headteacher hates cats the most! The number one thing she hates is student couples, and the number two is cats! If she found this tabby cat, she would definitely kick it onto the road by its tail!
Speak of the devil. Just as I was thinking about the headteacher, I heard her annoyingly roar:
"Where did that cat go? Hurry and find it! Don't you know the vice-principal is allergic to cats! You have to throw it out of school! "
Following that were the footsteps of at least five people. Other than the headteacher, there were probably four other members of the student council as her accomplices.
Based on the sounds, the other party was less than 20 steps away from us. As long as we turned the corner, we would be able to catch the tabby cat.
The tabby cat was completely unaware of the approaching danger. It stretched on the windowsill and meowed towards the class leader like a spoiled child.
"Meow ~ ~ ~ ~"
It was as if the class leader's heart was filled with honey. She revealed an expression of disbelief, surprise, and happiness.
There's actually a cat that can ignore the hunter's aura! Upon closer inspection, the color of the cat's body was similar to the Cat Overlord that often roams around the temple!
It was the Cat Overlord that lasted twenty seconds under the class leader's hunter's aura and slapped the class leader in the face!
Could it be its descendant? Newborn cats aren't afraid of tigers! The class leader was like a rightist who had been persecuted by the Cultural Revolution for ten years when a kitten showed kindness to her. How delightful! Although she wouldn't laugh out loud like Xiong YaoYue, her eyes were throbbing and she was about to cry tears of joy!
"Headteacher, can you give the cat to me after you catch it?" A member of the student council asked with ill intentions. Since we were very close, the class leader and I could hear it clearly.
"Give it to you for what? You want to raise it? "The headteacher's tone was cold.
"No, it's because my uncle is good at making the dragon and tiger dish, I want to provide some ingredients …"
"Okay, I'll let you take it back!"
Damn, what's going on!? The Justice Devil's qi on the class leader's body suddenly increased to the point where it soared into the sky and reached an unfathomable level. It wasn't easy for you to worry about the life of your friendly kitten. Are you going to use your status as the class committee to rebel against the dean and even fight with the people from the Student Union for it?
I don't mind, as long as you're not afraid of being removed from your position as the class leader, I'll stand on your side!
What's so great about the headteacher? Although I don't usually hit teachers because of my dad's previous occupation, you're not a teacher in my eyes! What else did you teach students other than to expose each other?
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