I thought Shu Zhe would open his backpack and do his homework first. I didn't expect him to finish all of his homework during self-study class. No wonder he's a good student in the eyes of the teacher.
After eating pizza from Pizza Hut with Shu Zhe (I really don't think the pizza tastes good, it's much worse than the class leader's), I led him into the large bedroom with a double bed and half the room full of goods. I told him he could start working now.
The night my dad went out to compile teaching materials, I cleaned up the house a bit. I especially found a screen to block the cardboard boxes that were piled up like a mountain in the big house. I didn't want the guests to know that the boxes were filled with unsavory things at first glance.
That's why when Shu Zhe walked into the large bedroom, he was overjoyed when he saw the room was clean and the floor was spotless.
"I didn't know bro Ye Lin knew how to clean! Even though it's not as clean as my sister, it's still passable! "
I didn't reply, I directly pulled the thick curtains up and turned on the ceiling light.
"Eh? Bro Ye Lin, why did you pull the curtains? It's only 6, it's still pretty bright outside! "
I made up a lie: "Of course it's to protect business secrets!"
When Shu Zhe sat on the bed and drank his orange juice, I went behind the screen to prepare the wig, female clothing, handcuffs, and rope. He didn't know what I was doing, but he was still in a good mood.
"Tsk, bro Ye Lin, you really know how to brag. What kind of high-end watches would an online store have that's worth keeping secret? Last time Xiao Li took me to a Rolex store … "
When I threw a bundle of hemp rope onto his delicate legs, he made a sound of surprise and his eyes widened in bewilderment.
He picked up the cotton rope and looked at it for a long time with his head tilted, but he was still puzzled.
"Bro Ye Lin, what's the use of this rope for taking photos of watches?"
I sneered, he should be glad he couldn't see my frightening expression through the screen.
"How stupid, of course it's for fixing!"
"Fixing? Fixing what? "
"Do you even need to ask? Fixing you! "
"Fixing me?" Shu Zhe who didn't understand laughed, "Bro Ye Lin, you really know how to joke. Is there a need to pose for photos of watches? Even if it's just a pose, you don't need a rope to fix it, do you? "
When I threw three wigs of different lengths, a pair of gold and silver handcuffs, and a stack of cosplay clothes next to him, he couldn't smile anymore.
Surrounded by so many S&M props, Shu Zhe's eyes became more and more frightened. The puppies that were stolen because of him must have had the same expression when they were resold.
"Take off your clothes!" I ordered, "Change into this nurse uniform first!"
Shu Zhe screamed and jumped up. He wanted to run out of the door, but I grabbed his arm and threw him back to the bed.
"Bro Ye Lin, this is different from what you said!"
Shu Zhe, who was wearing a shirt and shorts, fell on his back on the bed and wailed in despair.
"Cut the crap!" I said fiercely, "When my dad took me to the hospital for injections, he lied and told me we were going to the zoo."
"That's different, that's different!" Shu Zhe flung his slippers away in his struggle. "Uncle did that for your own good. This is different!"
"Hmph, it's also for your own good!"
In order to prevent him from kicking my family's precious goods to the ground, I reached out and pressed down on his bare feet.
"No! No, no, no! "
Shu Zhe yelled as if he was facing a butcher's knife:
"— — Don't explode my chrysanthemum!!"
Chrysanthemum my ass! Who the hell wants to explode your chrysanthemum! I just want you to obediently come down and change your clothes! So you're this scared because you think I want to do it with you? Don't wrongly accuse me! I'm a real straight guy, you know?!
"Don't be stupid! I don't want to explode your chrysanthemum! "
I thought I expressed my disdain for doing it well, but I didn't expect Shu Zhe's face to become even more sullen.
"I … I don't want to blow a trumpet either!"
You, your sister! Are you trying to piss me off? Where did you learn all these impure words at such a young age! Only Eunuch Cao would think of making you wear a long black wig and pretend to be the class leader!
"Shut up! Listen to what I have to say! "
Shu Zhe obediently closed his mouth and pressed his lips together tightly, as if he was afraid I would stuff something in.
"Hmph, as you can see, my family doesn't sell watches, we sell adult goods! These ropes, handcuffs, and clothes are all in our inventory. If you obediently wear the wig and let me take a few photos, then I'll let you go home safely! "
Shu Zhe breathed a sigh of relief when he heard I didn't want him to dress up as a trap and then rape him.
"I won't do that! What if I get recognized when I put the photos online? "
"Eh? Were you not worried about being recognized when you dressed up as your sister and took selfies? Stop blabbering and hurry up and change your clothes! If you cooperate, I'll use PS to blur your face a bit. If you dare resist … "
I cracked my knuckles with an evil smile.
"Don't! Bro Ye Lin, don't hit me! "
Shu Zhe crouched on the bed and covered his head with his hands. After a while, he saw no fists coming, then he shakily raised his head and said unwillingly:
"I'll listen to you, okay? But I said I have to blur the photos! "
Blur? I've only seen Eunuch Cao's PS photos a lot, so I learned how to use the "blur" tool. But if I were to actually use it, it would only make your eyes less bright, but it wouldn't cause people to mistake you for the class leader.
As long as no one mistook the Happy Valley Love Store's rope model for the class leader, my goal would be achieved. I don't really care about your image rights!
"Umm … bro Ye Lin, are you telling me to wear this nurse uniform?"
I nodded and crossed my arms while standing on the side.
"Bro Ye Lin, can you leave first while I change?"
"Why? We're both men, is there anything inconvenient? "
Shu Zhe's face turned red and it took him a while to squeeze out a sentence:
"Because … because I'm going to be a trap again, I'm going to be shy!"
I? You're a grown man, why are you using words that girls use to act cute? What if you run away if I'm not here to watch you?
"Where would I run?" Shu Zhe looked around in despair, "This is the fifth floor, do I have to jump out of the window?"
That's true, even if Shu Zhe was the class leader's sister, she would never jump off the fifth floor just to protect her chastity — — if Shu Zhe was a girl, who knows what kind of depravity he would fall to with his vain and materialistic personality.
Anyway, I wasn't interested in watching a man change his clothes, so I went behind the screen to check the inventory. I told Shu Zhe to quickly put on the brown hair and the pink nurse uniform.
"Got it …" Shu Zhe replied listlessly. Then, he picked up the wig and put it on his head. He turned his face to the side so that I couldn't see his expression.
Through the screen, I heard the rustling sounds of clothes being taken off and put on. After a few minutes, there was suddenly a soft sound of keys being pressed.
F * ck! You're texting your sister to tell her to come save you! You sure have a lot of tricks up your sleeves, something bad happened when I wasn't paying attention!
I rushed out from behind the screen like a ferocious tiger and snatched the phone from Shu Zhe's fingertips. I looked at it and sure enough, there was a text he was preparing to send to the class leader:
Bro Ye Lin is going to rape me, sis, come quickly …
I don't know if I should scold you or praise you! It's already an SOS text, but you still didn't forget to add the word 'bro' in front of my name. You're quite respectful! But what's with you saying I'm going to rape you? Are you trying to make it sound more sensational so your sister can come quickly? What if the class leader is too anxious and gets into an accident while riding her bike!
I deleted the text, turned off the power, then stood up and placed the phone on top of the two meter tall cabinet. This time Shu Zhe won't be able to retrieve the phone without my help.
When I turned around to look at Shu Zhe on the bed, he was already dressed up as a pitiful nurse. His body was curled up and trembling because I found out he was secretly texting.
"Stop trembling!" I scolded, "Hurry up and let me take a few photos to redeem myself, otherwise I'll hit you!"
When he saw the old digital camera hanging around my neck, Shu Zhe realized his face was still useful to me and regained some strength.
"Bro Ye Lin, this nurse uniform is so short …"
After he pointed it out, I noticed that the pink and white nurse uniform with a red cross on the shoulder was definitely not a model that would appear in any other hospital. It's a f * cking dress that's as thin as a cicada's wing! Also, the skirt is so short that it barely covers his buttocks! Shu Zhe tightly held onto the bottom of the skirt to prevent himself from being exposed!
"Okay, the position you're kneeling in is pretty good!"
I took a few photos of the side of his face. The timid nurse in the photos was very charming.
"Hmph, I knew it would work! Even if you're a man, no one would be able to see through these photos! Your trap look is much prettier than the models from other stores! "
I casually complimented him, but I didn't expect a smug expression to appear on his unmanly face.
Why are you so smug! Do you feel elated just because I compliment you? Does it not matter if you're a man or a woman as long as you're prettier?
Also, don't think that today will end so easily! If you're called a 'rope model', then you have to use a rope to not be rude!
Now let's officially enter the second stage!
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