I wanted to ask Xiao Qin to help me out, but I felt it would be too cruel to Su Qiao. Also, if I startled Auntie Ren, she already has a bad impression of me. She might misunderstand and I might even lose my life.
Speaking of which, the person who marries Xiao Qin in the future will have eight lifetimes of bad luck! Do you even need to ask the reason? My mother-in-law is the inheritor of the Hokuto Fist! If you don't treat your wife well, you will be punished by the Hokuto Fist! Moves such as "Fierce Heavenly Warrior" and "Double Slash Wave of the Rocky Mountain" would definitely knock your head out. You'd call out "Ge Ge" (please read the second tone), and finally, with tears in your eyes and saliva dripping down from the corner of your mouth, you'd roar, "I have no regrets in my life!" Just like that, you'd die for no reason!
After thinking about it, I didn't send a distress signal to Xiao Qin. I only told her that I was going to stay up late to read the script and that she wasn't allowed to disturb me or else I would fire her as my secret girlfriend.
I'm not sure if it was because I was nervous or something else, but my tongue was a bit loose and I actually said 'read the script' instead of 'read the script'. Fortunately, Xiao Qin didn't notice.
After I hung up the phone, I returned my gaze to the script on the bed.
Students with impure thoughts, please note that I'm talking about the real script that I'm placing on the edge of my pillow. It's printed on the paper invented by our country's great inventor, Mr. Cai Lun. I'm not talking about the one in the middle of the bed with her clothes half undone and teary eyes waiting for me to read.
I decided to try my best not to get close to Su Qiao's body and use my mouth to persuade her to give up on the unspoken rules. Since all male protagonists in anime have level 999 mouth cannons, I feel like I can give it a try.
I'm not going to be modest and say that even though my grades aren't that great, I have to admit that I'm smarter than the male lead of Naruto Uzumaki. If he can persuade a small boss to weep and repent, why can't I?
Thus I said to Su Qiao who was waiting for death with her eyes closed:
"You misunderstood, I, I have no such intentions towards you!"
In order to make my words more convincing, I used the air conditioner remote to block my crotch and added the TV remote for perfection.
After dual wielding two remote controls, my confidence was greatly boosted. I felt that even if Uchiha Madara was standing in front of me right now, I would be able to persuade him to the point where he would cry to the heavens, and feel ashamed of himself for using my body as a bribe … No, that's not right, I got it mixed up.
I remember that when male protagonists use their verbal skills, they often use words like "Could it be", "Also", and "Not all". Although they seem to be meaningless, they are actually very meaningful. They rely on these words to break through obstacles and expand their harem. Of course, there's also the frequently used pronoun "Everyone" in Japanese.
The general practical application is as follows:
"Aren't we all ninjas of Konoha?"
"You have this thing called courage in your body too!"
"I understand. Everyone understands as well!"
So I copied him and said:
"Would your parents in your hometown be happy if you did such a thing?"
Su Qiao slightly opened her tear-stained eyelashes and tilted her head at me from the bed.
"But I heard that actresses all do that."
Eh? How could you snatch away my "Budu"! My originally designed lines suddenly lost their explosive power! Look at how you're in tears with barely any clothes, yet you're still thinking about snatching the number one position in verbal cannons!
I hastily said, full of emotion:
"Everyone has such a deep misunderstanding of the entertainment industry! Didn't Liu Daqing say there are no unspoken rules in China's entertainment industry? "
Seeing Su Qiao didn't reply, I thought my verbal cannons worked, so I immediately followed up and said:
"Do you think your young and beautiful body is only worth this much? Everyone … "
"Are you willing to give your body even if the other party is an old man with a face full of wrinkles? Everyone … "
I wanted to add a sentence starting with "everyone" twice to increase the effect, but I couldn't think of anything else in a hurry. It made it sound like "everyone" was a habit of mine, just like how Chinese characters in Japanese anime would add "Alu" at the end of their sentences. So my next sentence became:
"Shouldn't this be done with the person you like, like your future husband? Everyone!"
After being bombarded by my "everyone" line of verbal cannons, Su Qiao sighed and replied with a worried tone:
"Mr. Ye, I … I don't think my body is particularly precious. It's often injured during acrobatic training, so it shouldn't be worse than breaking a leg or bending a waist, right?"
"Also … although I've never had a boyfriend, my husband would definitely suspect I'm not a virgin after marriage, so I might as well …"
"Huh?" I couldn't help but interrupt, "Why would your future husband suspect something like that?"
Su Qiao didn't dare look me in the eye when she spoke.
"Because … because of acrobatic training, my hymen was broken when I was 12 and I bled a lot on the training field … But I don't think any man would believe a lousy reason like that. I'm going to be treated as a fake virgin anyways, so I might as well …"
Should he just give up on himself? Because you're going to be suspected of not being a virgin, so you might as well give up!
"Actually … to be able to meet a young man like Mr. Ye, I'm pretty lucky, right? At least I can reluctantly accept it if I don't give myself to an old man … "
As if she suddenly realized the word 'reluctantly' would anger me, she quickly changed her words: "No, I mean, I'm happy it's Mr. Ye!"
Seeing my uncertain expression, she blinked her eyes and said to me, as if she suddenly realized something.
"Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of breaking the law? "
Huh? What law did I break? Will unspoken rules trigger the law? Also, I didn't even lay a finger on you, why would the police arrest me?
"Um, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a bit small, I'm already an adult. You don't have to worry about breaking the law, the age on my ID is already 18 …"
So you're afraid I'll worry about "sleeping with an underage girl"? You're an adult, but I'm not! If this was in America, I would be the victim! You'll have to compensate me for the psychological damage!
Of course, in China, it's just like what the school doctor, Chen YingRan, said, an underage male like me is not protected by the law. Even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I wouldn't be able to sue her.
But age is a pretty good starting point to convince her to leave. I switched to hoodlum mode and said loudly to her:
"Hey, hey, hey, your ID says you're 18, how old are you?"
Hearing the impatience in my voice, Su Qiao replied with a trembling voice:
"I … I'm actually 17 …"
"Oh, 17 … that's still 3 years older than me!" I suddenly raised my voice, "As an older sister who understands the law, what's the crime of seducing a 14 year old minor! Don't you know that after the 18th National Congress, China's laws were changed. If you have sex with a minor like me, it doesn't matter if I agree or not! "
It was all bullshit, but my serious expression scared Su Qiao.
"What? You … you're only 14? How is that possible? You look around the same age as me … aren't you a high school student? "
Because she was shocked by my true age, Su Qiao didn't even use honorifics with me, but that's fine.
"Hmph, I'm not a high school student, I'm only in the second year of middle school." I replied, "I was originally a pure and innocent youth. I originally thought a boy and a girl could have a child just by holding hands. Thanks to you, my thoughts have become extremely dirty — — also, the phone call I just received was actually from the police. There are cameras everywhere in this hotel to prevent … to prevent people from harming underage boys! If you don't hurry up and leave, you'll be in jail for being a female rapist! "
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