The class leader wrote on the blackboard: "The path of the Great Way, the world is a public place, choose the virtuous and capable, keep faith and cultivate harmony …"
Hmph, it fits her ideal of making things right.
I was required to write from memory a sentence from the 《Love of the Lotus》. I did my best and actually added "Peony, the rich and noble of the flower; lotus, the noble of the flower" after "Chrysanthemum, the hermit of the flower".
Right when I was feeling proud of myself, I suddenly got stuck and forgot 'Eh! What's after 'Chrysanthemum Love'.
After old man Zhang gave us the task, he strolled to the back of the classroom with his hands behind his back. He was currently explaining a literature question to Little Smart, so his attention was not on the blackboard.
I took the opportunity to ask the class leader who was holding the chalk and seriously writing on the blackboard:
"Hey, what's after Chrysanthemum Love?"
The class leader glanced at me and ignored me. It seems like she didn't want to help me cheat in public.
Hmph, stingy! If you don't help me with Chrysanthemum Love, can't I find someone else?
I immediately saw Gong CaiCai who was closest to the podium.
Gong CaiCai, who was silently reading the text, noticed me staring at her. My focused gaze seemed like it was trying to pry something out of her body. She was so scared that her teeth started chattering and she lowered her head, as if I wouldn't look at her if she didn't look at me.
I wasn't going to let her off that easily.
"Hey! Study committee member, what's after Chrysanthemum Love? "
Although she shouldn't help her classmates cheat as a study committee member, Gong CaiCai was too scared of me and could only reply while trembling:
"Chrysanthemum Love, Tao Hou Xianyou Wen …"
"Tao? Tao from Taobao? "
"Yes, Tao from Taobao … No, no, it's Tao from Tao Yuanming!" Gong CaiCai was clearly incoherent.
"You're not allowed to tell him!" The class leader interrupted Gong CaiCai, "If you know it then you know it, if you don't then you don't, why must you cheat!"
Gong CaiCai immediately went silent and hid behind her textbook like a frightened rabbit.
I was angry at the class leader for ruining my plans.
I was troubled by the three words' Chrysanthemum Love '. It's fine if you don't help me, but you don't want someone else to help you?
So I mischievously wrote "Shu Sha can be seen from afar and not played with" after "Chrysanthemum Love".
The students in the classroom couldn't help but chuckle.
The class leader noticed my nonsense and her face alternated between red and white. However, she straightened her back and did not make any compromises.
"When Teacher Zhang turns around, you'll have to suffer the consequences of your actions."
Eh? Class leader, you have guts! Putting your name on the blackboard like this is a shameful play, yet you can still take it so calmly. It seems that if I want you to compromise, I must write something even more shameful!
So I picked up the blackboard eraser and wiped my side of the blackboard clean with two or three strokes.
Then, he gave himself a fill-in-the-blank question:
(), will you be my girlfriend?
Actually, I wanted to write: "(), give me a child!" But for a serious person like the class leader, going too far is as bad as not going far enough. If I wrote it so blatantly, it would only make her think I'm a pervert. Instead, it would cause more damage to her.
Since I used my body to block the keywords, the students below did not know what I wrote, but the class leader saw it all clearly.
It was as if someone splashed a bucket of red paint on her head. Her cheeks turned red all the way to her ears. She looked like a cooked crab.
I calmly leered at her, raised the chalk in the air, and prepared to fill in the names in brackets with a smirk.
I still remember the time when the class leader threw a ruler at me and almost caused a murder on the podium. She regretted it so much that she wanted to resign. Also, the language teacher was in the classroom, so it was impossible to do it again.
What's more, if she rushed over and forcefully scratched these words, all I had to do was move to the side, and the students would immediately know what I wrote. Maybe I could even write half of the name in brackets and leave everyone with a wonderful space for imagination.
So she pinched the corner of her skirt shyly and angrily, not knowing what to do for a moment.
I pretended to think hard, and whispered to myself:
"Ah, this is really difficult. There are so many girls in our class, who should I fill in?"
I said as I glanced at the stiff class leader, as if she just noticed she was standing next to us.
"I've decided! I'll write her! "
I heroically wrote the word 'person' in brackets, which was the first stroke of the word 'shu'. I prepared to move aside as soon as I finished writing. I planned to let the whole class see my passionate confession on the blackboard.
Do you think Xiao Qin will see it? That's perfect, otherwise wouldn't the womanizer plan be talked about every day, just like how the Korean People's Army always says they want to destroy America, but never actually does it?
I saw that the class leader was still hesitating, so I might as well finish the "She" on the left side of the word "Shu". Right when I was about to continue, the class leader couldn't hold on any longer and said with a face full of shame:
"After 'Rare Tao Hou You Wen' is' Lotus's love, who will share it '— — hurry up and erase those jokes!"
Hmph, that's more like it. I got another point in the battle of wits and courage with Xiao Qin.
During my battle of wits and courage with Xiao Qin, I learned a trick. That is, as long as you insist on being shameless, the opponent who is thinner than you will always be defeated due to excessive shame.
I thought the class leader would scold me after class, but she didn't speak to me for the entire morning. Instead, I received a text from her after lunch:
— — No more jokes like this in the future!
Sorry, that won't do, your blushing face is worth looking at! For me, it's even more exciting than the Great Wall and the pyramids! Why should I give up the right to look at such an interesting scene?
In the afternoon, I used my phone to manage the online store for a while. I looked at the S&M props in the store and thought it was time for the class leader's brother to put them to use.
When I found Shu Zhe next to a flower bed on the playground, he was on the phone with someone. He was startled when I suddenly appeared behind him.
Shu Zhe quickly hung up the phone and hid it behind his back, then he asked with embarrassment:
"Bro Ye Lin, why do you have so much free time?"
Don't tell me this brat is in contact with the dog stealing organization again? But his evil deeds can only end today, I have to give him a righteous punishment!
I ordered without any room for discussion: "Come to my house after school today! Tell your sister you're going to celebrate a classmate's birthday, understand? "
Shu Zhe had a difficult expression: "I've already used the birthday excuse three times this month …"
I glared at him: "You can lie for your girlfriend, but you can't lie for your brother? If someone bullies you again … "
Shu Zhe nodded in a hurry, "Bro Ye Lin, I was wrong! I'll ask my sister for a leave of absence! But why do you want me to go to your house? "
"Hmph, brat, don't ask me first. Tell me, did you contact those bad guys again?"
"No, no!" Shu Zhe kicked the pebbles under his feet uncomfortably and showed a guilty expression, "I was only asking where I can buy half-price tickets to the amusement park! I don't have any extra income, so I have to save the pocket money my sister gives me! "
Who knows if you're telling the truth or not? But it's true that your girlfriend Xiao Li spends a lot of money. Since that's the case, I'll provide you with a job that isn't illegal, doesn't require too much effort, and can make money! I'm so kind-hearted!
Thus I put on a friendly face towards Shu Zhe: "Don't you always feel like you don't have enough money? I'll arrange some work for you tonight. I'll still pay you and provide you with food, how about it? "
Shu Zhe's mouth twitched so much that you could hang a bottle of oil on it. "I'm not moving boxes! Bro Ye Lin, find someone else! "
Eh? You're so lazy! You don't have congenital heart disease at such a young age, but you don't want to do any manual labor?
But if you guessed that I was looking for him to help me move boxes, then you must be like most classmates. You heard that my family runs an online store, but you don't know what we sell.
I suddenly felt like I was a weird uncle who tricked a loli into eating lollipops at his house.
"Hmph, who would be stupid enough to ask you to move boxes? I want you to help me take a few photos and act as a 'hand model' for our store! "
There's not much difference between a hand model and a rope model. Wouldn't it be a rope model if you tie your hand up? I'll let him be stupid and not know the difference.
Shu Zhe blinked his ignorant eyes. "Hand model? What's a hand model? "
I stretched out my left arm and showed him the watch on my wrist.
"Do you see it? Our family's online store actually sells watches! The store name is very trendy, it's called … it's called 'I Bought a Watch Last Year'! Watches have to be worn on people's hands for the photos to be effective. But some of the children's and women's watches don't look good because my wrist is too thick and my skin isn't white enough, so … "
Shu Zhe's interest was immediately piqued. "Bro Ye Lin, you're saying that you'll pay me if I wear a few watches and let you take a few photos?"
"That's right!" I started to spit, "This kind of good thing doesn't happen every day! If you don't agree, I'll go find my childhood friend Xiao Qin! "
Shu Zhe became anxious when he heard that a great opportunity was about to fall into someone else's hands:
"Damn! Why wouldn't I agree! Do hand models only take photos of the hands? Do I only need to sit when taking photos? I don't need to stand, right? "
Huh? You're being too delicate! Don't worry, maybe you won't even need to touch the ground. I'll hang you from the ceiling!
In the end, Shu Zhe and I haggled over the standard and salary for dinner. After I agreed to order pizza from Pizza Hut and pay him ¥200 for every 10 photos, he happily said he would go with me after school.
Hmph, you can only use your expression when you think you're taking advantage of me! ¥200 is a lot for a hand model, but for a rope model, it's a completely heartless low price! It'll be too late even if you realize you've been tricked when I lock the door! No one will come to save you even if you shout yourself hoarse!
Of course, in order to not let the class leader find out, I won't let you shout yourself hoarse! I'll use a gag ball to stuff your mouth!
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