My dad turned around and told me while I was pushing him out the door:
"Xiao Lin, you have to be careful at home. You know where your cash and bank cards are, so don't starve yourself. Eat whatever you want, I also asked Director Cao to take care of you …"
Why did I ask him! In any case, he only knows how to trick me into filming an AV film! Do you want me to become an AV star and be a spokesperson for our family's adult products?
I didn't care about the consequences and pushed my father out of the house. The neighbors who passed by thought that some kind of tragedy had happened in our family.
A certain auntie said to her friends: "Did you see the news? There was a family where the wife passed away, the little boy learned how to dress like a trap. One day, his father realized that his cross-dressing son looked very similar to his deceased wife, so he couldn't hold back and raped his son … "
The friend squinted her eyes and sighed: "That's tragic, too tragic! But what's going on with the Ye family? Why are they trying to chase his father away? Could it be that something similar has happened? "
The auntie and friend carefully looked at my appearance for a second, then came to a conclusion: His father's tastes are really heavy!
After ignoring the gossip of the gossiping auntie and watching my dad leave in a taxi, I practiced a set of military boxing in the living room with high aspirations. Then I started to check the fridge, check the messages on the computer, check the books I need to bring to school tomorrow, charge my phone, and prepare for the coming month of living alone.
Although there might be a sense of escape, nothing was more important to me than my dad being able to pull himself together.
Generally speaking, I'm an atheist, but whenever I see my dad coming home drunk and crying silently in the study room, I can't help but silently pray to an unknown god:
— — I hope I can have a mom who loves my dad, as long as she can love my useless dad, it doesn't matter if she doesn't love me.
Although I'm an atheist, Taishang Laojun Guanyin Bodhisattva, God, Allah, Superman, Batman … I'll believe whoever fulfills my wish, I'm serious.
Monday, a sunny Monday, a Monday when students don't want to go to school and office workers want to commit suicide, but it's a brand new day for me. Although I rarely see my dad for the next month, I know he and I are fighting on opposite ends of the city.
The thought made my blood boil.
Xiao Qin didn't buy the same model as my phone. She brought a shell-shaped flip phone to school. Other than its cute and fashionable appearance, it had pitiful digital functions and couldn't even connect to the internet.
I was the first person she contacted in her address book, and the name was actually half a sentence "Ye Lin classmate, full of love".
If that's the case, as soon as I contact her, the screen will display: "Ye Lin classmate called with love", "Ye Lin classmate sent a text message with love". Even if I take the trouble to block her, the screen will display: "Ye Lin classmate blocked you with love". Is that what you're planning?
Bastard, quickly change your behavior for me! Your behavior is the same as that of the losers fantasizing about goddesses. For example, when Xiao Ding from the pet hospital played Romance of the Three Kingdoms, he logged the names of all the girls he had a crush on into his generals. What's the essential difference?
"Hello, what's your cell phone number? You should remember now, right? "
No matter what, I have to remember Xiao Qin's cell phone number. A wise sage once said: It's more important to understand your enemy than your friend.
She could have directly called me and let me see the caller ID, but Xiao Qin took the unnecessary step of handing over a cartoon postcard with her cell phone number. At the same time, she said to me with a smile:
"Ye Lin classmate wrote your number on a piece of paper last time, so of course I have to write it on a piece of paper to keep in sync with you!"
Keep in sync my ass! I used a torn piece of draft paper to write it! The writing is even worse than the paper, Wang Xizhi will jump into a lake and commit suicide after reading it! How are you synchronizing with me when you're being so serious?! Your neat and graceful handwriting, written on a cat-shaped postcard, is filled with malice and cuteness!
"If you don't mind, I hope Ye Lin classmate can take this kitten home and adopt it …"
Cat? Where's the cat? It's just a cat-shaped postcard, why is it pretending to be an organic organism! Do you think I'll treat everything I get as a family heirloom like you do?
In that case, my children and grandchildren will say, as they take inventory of my belongings: --
"This evidence shows that our great great great grandfather, Ye Lin, was an extremely boring person. I feel ashamed to be his descendant. Why don't we find the lake where Wang Xizhi committed suicide and jump in together to end all troubles?"
In order for my descendants to not commit suicide, after I entered Xiao Qin's number into my phone, I immediately threw the postcard on the ground and stomped on it.
"Only an idiot would keep this thing!"
"Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ (> _ <) ~ ~ ~ ~, the kitten was stomped to death by Ye Lin classmate!"
Because the cat-shaped postcard was stepped on by me, Xiao Qin pretended to be crying. But there was only thunder and no rain, it was purely to disturb my ears.
My relationship with others did not improve after I became the PE committee member, so my classmates still thought I was doing my daily mission to bully Xiao Qin. The class leader who was helping Loud Mouth with the math questions was also alarmed.
The shocking news of "Ye Lin classmate stomping a cat to death" made the class leader's entire body tremble. In a split second, she had a terrifying expression of not being able to atone for her crimes. She only let out a long sigh of relief after she realized Xiao Qin was referring to the cat-shaped postcard.
Holy sh * t! Does killing a cat have to be punished with the death penalty? Justice Devil, your laws are a bit harsh! Isn't paying for a cat's life only done by Egyptians who have a huge cat complex? Do you want to reverse history! Is it because you can't even get close to cats and dogs, so people who kill cats and dogs can't be friends with you?
You can be siblings even if you can't be friends! Your brother plays a very important role in the dog-stealing and dog-selling gang. If you knew this, you would be so angry that you would vomit blood!
In order to prevent the class leader from scolding me for littering, I picked up the postcard and put it in my history textbook with my footprint on it.
I'll just put it in the Egyptian history section. Who told them to like cats?
I'm not sure if it was to continue the "I'm a bit dumb" plan, but Xiao Qin took out another stack of postcards. There were cat-shaped and puppy-shaped postcards. She wrote her phone number on them and planned on giving them to the class leader and Loud Mouth.
After seeing Xiao Qin's cat and dog postcards, the class leader's face turned red and she started stammering for the first time:
"Um, Xiao Qin, can you change the postcards to puppies?"
When faced with a choice, she chose dogs without any hesitation! Egyptians are crying! Compared to cats that act cute (they don't even catch mice anymore), do you really like dogs that are loyal and can guard the house and catch drugs?
In order to act like a natural dumb person in front of the class leader, not only did Xiao Qin satisfy her request, she also gave her half of the cat and dog postcards.
"They're all souvenirs my mom got from the martial arts conference. If you like, I have more at home!"
After unexpectedly receiving a lot of cats and dogs (even though they were only postcards), the usually calm class leader was stunned and forgot how to express her overwhelming gratitude.
I'm not sure if she remembered how Loud Mouth kissed her multiple times, so she imitated Loud Mouth and hugged Xiao Qin from behind and kissed Xiao Qin on the cheek without any warning.
"Xiao Qin, you're too good to me!"
Why is your kiss only worth a few postcards? I let you touch a real dog twice (thanks to Obama's selfless contribution), why don't you express anything to me!
Also, Xiao Qin was clearly scared by you! She's only pretending to be good to you to show that she's dumb! She wasn't prepared for you to suddenly kiss her and her face turned red!
After calming down, the class leader felt that her actions were a bit inappropriate. But since they were both girls, it didn't violate the '100 rules prohibiting intimate contact between boys and girls', so she didn't mind too much.
However, I saw the scene of her kissing Xiao Qin and it made her feel awkward.
Hmph, I'm the one who's awkward! How would you feel if I ran over to your side and kissed Niu ShiLi's face!
"The class leader is too greedy! Not only does she want to conquer Ye Lin classmate, but she also wants to conquer me? "
When we were doing eye exercises, Xiao Qin didn't do them properly and instead yelled out of injustice.
"Ye Lin classmate, the class leader kissed my face, you won't dislike me, right?"
"… …"
"As your girlfriend, I was kissed by someone else. I feel like my body has been tainted. My heart hurts …"
"… …"
"After thinking about it, I can only ask Ye Lin classmate to kiss me in the same place to disinfect it! Please bestow your holy saliva upon me! "
Xiao Qin sincerely invited me and pointed at her flushed cheeks, "Kiss here, kiss here!"
Kiss my ass! Doesn't that mean not only did I kiss you, but I also indirectly kissed the class leader through you! I remember that the props for indirect kissing are green tea or black tea plastic bottles. When did I become so extravagant that I could use a living girl as a prop for indirect kissing!
But for a moment, I did want to try kissing her. Wouldn't that be the same as kissing two girls at once? Ah, I'm really evil.
I'm not sure if it has anything to do with my evil thoughts, but during old man Zhang's language class, the class leader and I were called to the blackboard to write ancient poems from memory.
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