Other than the customer who sent me a message, there were many other messages on the store's message board. All of them were related to Shu Zhe's rope model photos.
Some of them were calmer:
— — Why does she look so small? Is she underage?
— — Probably not. Everyone is trying their best to look young, so it's not strange to hire a model with a "flat" chest.
Others were more nonsensical:
— — Did you guys notice the watermark? It's an exclusive model! How did the store owner trick this lady?
— — According to my speculation, the model must be the store owner's daughter! He had to do this to help his family's business, his filial piety is commendable!
— — Bastard, I'm so touched! Mr. Store Owner, please let me call you father-in-law!
There were also some that had clearly gone crazy:
— — Miss model, I love you! Asking for a phone call! Asking for a date! Asking for a mating!
— — Are you willing? How much is it for a night? Store owner, name a price.
— — I want to buy the model's clothes! I'll buy it for double the price!
Since the customer who wanted to buy the clothes happened to be online, I casually replied:
"Dear, according to the rules, we can't sell the model's clothes to customers, please understand ~"
The customer named "Popeye" immediately became spirited after hearing my reply. It made me wonder if he ate three jars of spinach.
"So the model's clothes haven't been washed yet?"
Speaking of clothes, I remembered Shu Zhe took off the nurse's outfit and maid's outfit on the bed before he left, but I didn't have time to clean them up because I was busy. I used my textbook as a cover while typing with one hand:
"Dear, even if they're washed, they'll only let the model wear them again. They won't sell the old clothes to customers …"
Popeye panicked: "Don't wash them! Please don't wash them! I'll pay double … no, triple the price for those two clothes! "
Without waiting for my agreement, he went to the merchandise page and bought three sets of the nurse's outfit and maid's outfit.
"Store owner, you know what I mean. Hurry up and send over the two sets of clothes that the model wore! I want vacuum packaging! Don't let the smell disperse! "
I replied hesitantly: "But if we sell the model's clothes, what if someone in the industry finds out …"
Popeye typed at a speed that was almost inhumanly fast.
"I don't care! In short, if I don't get those two pieces of clothing, I'll give you a bad review! I'm a diamond buyer. I mean what I say! "
He even added an angry emoji at the end.
I frowned. Do I have to package women's clothing that Shu Zhe has worn in order to not get bad reviews while I'm managing the store? Originally, he only planned to throw it into the washing machine to wash it and let it dry!
Before this matter was settled, another customer suddenly came to talk to me. This person with the ID "Blood Guillotine" seemed to be a frequent customer of the online store.
He went straight to the point:
"I want the underwear that Miss Model was wearing during the photo shoot. How much can I buy it?"
I shivered and replied: "I'm sorry dear, the model's underwear isn't from our store …"
The flying guillotine: "Is that so? What a pity, then the two cosplay outfits she wore …"
I hurriedly said, "Sorry, someone else bought it already!"
The flying guillotine: "Tsk, someone actually beat us to it! Do you accept reservations? "
"Reservation? What reservation? "
The flying guillotine: "Reservations for the clothes that the model wore! Underwear is the best, cosplay outfits are fine too, especially the stockings inside the maid costume … Anyway, it has to be the original flavor and can't be washed! "
I replied that I needed to think about it first. Then I left the store and leaned against the back of my chair in a daze.
In the end, I didn't even increase the sales of the related products. Instead, I attracted a lot of perverts who wanted to buy the original underwear!
If this goes on, the nature of our Happy Valley Love Shop will completely change! When my dad comes back, he'll find that the store has become a perverted Japanese company that sells female students' saliva!
But, but there is money to be made! How vexing, what should I do?
At this time, Xiao Qin poked me with a ruler.
"What are you doing?" I asked in a bad mood, "I'm vexed!"
"Umm … Ye Lin classmate, your girlfriend's phone is about to run out of battery!"
Serves you right! She's playing with her phone instead of studying in class! Also, it's either the battery is too low, or she doesn't have the habit of charging it every night.
"Um … Because I check to see if there are any messages from Ye Lin classmate, so it's about to run out of battery. What should I do now?"
Xiao Qin said with a frown.
Did water enter your brain! I'm sitting right next to you. If I have something to say, I can just say it. What kind of person with a smooth brain sends messages!
"Although it's embarrassing, can I borrow some power from Ye Lin classmate?"
Borrow power? How? Do you think I'm Pikachu or Thor? I don't have a million volts to lend to you!
"How could that be … I remember Ye Lin classmate saying that your phone can charge other phones …"
Eh? It seems that's true. When I bought the phone, it was written "4000 mA of power is yours to squander. It's a mobile power source even if it's a phone." If you slide the back cover of the phone, you can see all kinds of charging plugs. It can be moved and combined.
I thought there was no harm in trying it out, so I slid the phone open and handed it to Xiao Qin.
Xiao Qin's eyes lit up as she received it.
"Hehehehe …"
Xiao Qin connected our phones together and laughed as if she had succeeded in her scheme.
"Ye Lin classmate and I finally tied the knot …"
Tied the knot my ass! Can't you add the word "cell phone" to it? I'm just plugging my phone's charging plug into your phone's charging slot. Is that enough to make you blush in your fantasies?
But then again, the large yellow wind phone connected to the back of Xiao Qin's seashell phone, coupled with Xiao Qin's infatuated look, it is easy to have bad associations.
"Um … Even though it's connected, why isn't Ye Lin classmate moving?"
Xiao Qin pouted and thought for a while. After she thought of a bad idea, she immediately beamed with joy.
"I got it! I'll use my call to give Ye Lin classmate some motivation! "
Call? What call? I saw Xiao Qin press a few times on her phone that was charging, then my yellow wind phone started to vibrate like crazy.
So you're using your phone to call my phone? How bored do you have to be to waste electricity like this! Luckily I set my phone to vibrate most of the time, or else teacher Yu would be even more embarrassed on the podium!
Since my yellow wind phone vibrated very strongly (I seriously suspect it was a vibrator in its previous life), it caused my phone to dance a waltz with Xiao Qin's phone on the table. Xiao Qin held her blushing face in admiration.
"So shy … Ye Lin classmate is so rough! I won't be able to handle such a big movement … But, since I'm Ye Lin classmate's girlfriend, I'll endure it and I'll always call your name! "
Bastard, I'm going to vomit blood! You're not charging, you're wasting power on purpose! Also, when did you call my name? If you use your phone to call me in the address book, does that count as calling my name?
It wasn't until I threatened to fire her as my girlfriend that she stopped making both phones vibrate at the same time.
However, she lovingly took out a lace napkin and placed it between the two phones, taking care to let them 'show' their 'heads'.
"Um … be careful not to catch a cold after doing strenuous exercise! It's also not good for the baby in your stomach … "
Fuck, so you're covering the phone with a blanket! Is it the scene of you hugging each other to sleep after passion? Also, what's with the baby? If you have the ability to make your phone reproduce, I'll immediately use your special ability to take down Apple and Foxconn! Who would run a shameful adult goods store and sell original underwear?!
When Xiao Qin's phone was half charged, the bell rang. I asked Xiao Qin to return the phone, but she stubbornly said:
"Wait a bit! Right now, Ye Lin classmate is pouring his own stuff in. "
That's called electricity, not stuff! Also, don't always omit the word 'phone'! Do you make weird gurgling sounds when you charge your home appliances?
Loud Mouth, who was eating shrimp, saw us arguing and came over to see what was going on.
"Eh? Could this be the legendary domestic artifact that could recharge the battery of other mobile phones? Lend it to me to play with! "
Loud Mouth disregarded Xiao Qin's objections and forcefully separated our phones. She held the phone in her hand and began to study it.
"Don't pull it out!" Xiao Qin whined, "Didn't we say we were going to fill it completely?"
"Fill what?" Loud Mouth's face darkened. At this time, she realized the class leader had just put the phone in her skirt pocket.
"Don't move! Take it out! " Loud Mouth stopped the class leader with a smirk. She took out the phone from her pocket, studied it for a bit, and inserted my phone into the slot.
"You really don't know how to pick the slot!" Loud Mouth exclaimed. Before the class leader could figure out the situation, she took off the phone again and went to find another model to test.
Xiao Qin laid on the desk and began to whimper: "Ye Lin classmate's phone is so fickle! He already has me, but he still has to find the class leader … "
Did she finally add the word 'phone'? But since when did the cell phone have to be loyal to me? Nowadays, phones not only need to be plugged in by chargers, but they also need to be plugged in by data cables and headphone cables. Aren't they already fickle? Also, the first thing to understand is: phones don't differentiate between male and female!
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