"I can't wash it off with alcohol!"
Xiao Qin protected the turtle tattoo I drew on her arm as if it was a treasure she picked up in the Dragon Palace.
"Ye Lin classmate finally managed to leave a treasure on my arm … I, I'm going to turn it into a tattoo! I'm going to wear it for the rest of my life! "
Wear a turtle for the rest of your life? Wouldn't that be on the same level as Kyle who has the word 'hemorrhoid' tattooed on his shoulder? (Speaking of which, Kyle better not touch my sister on set, or else you'll be in for a treat!)
"I don't care! I want Ye Lin classmate to accompany me for the rest of my life! This little turtle is the incarnation of Ye Lin classmate! The turtle is Ye Lin classmate, and Ye Lin classmate is the turtle … "
You, you're the turtle! Can you stop cursing me! Also, you're my girlfriend (temporarily), yet you're calling me a turtle, your position is a bit tricky! What exactly do you want to do to make me turn green!
"Even if I don't make it into a tattoo, I have to think of a way to make a copy and pass it down as a family heirloom!"
Another family heirloom trick? This time it's a turtle's turn? If his descendants asked him about the meaning of this family heirloom, how would he explain it to them? Do you want to say this turtle is our family emblem?
Although I think it's embarrassing enough that the Japanese imperial family uses a chrysanthemum as their family emblem, it's still better than using a turtle as their family emblem!
The emperor of China can call himself the descendant of a dragon if he uses a dragon as his family emblem, but what about me? Do you want my descendants to say they're the descendants of turtles?
As soon as the bell rang, I immediately ran to the infirmary to borrow half a bottle of medical alcohol (Chen YingRan was talking to a third year middle school girl about the dangers of puppy love, I seriously suspect that Chen YingRan's real goal was to make the girls give up all the boys to her). When I came back, the turtle on Xiao Qin's arm was nowhere to be seen. Xiao Qin herself was lying on her desk, unable to move.
"What's wrong with you?" I raised the bottle of alcohol and wondered, "Where's the turtle?"
"I … I licked it into my stomach …" Xiao Qin stuck out half of her orange tongue and said with a painful expression, "Because Ye Lin classmate wanted to kill the little turtle, I let it take refuge in my stomach … That way, Ye Lin classmate's turtle and I will never be separated!"
Could, could it actually lick off the marker's handwriting? Your tongue is barbed! Are you a cat? Thinking back to the French kiss with Xiao Qin … I don't think there were any barbs, it was soft and smooth! Just how much effort did you put in to lick off this turtle drawn with a marker? That arm of yours is completely red. Did you lick off a layer of your skin?!
"Ye Lin classmate, my stomach hurts …"
Xiao Qin miserably reported to me.
Nonsense! How could you not have a stomachache when you ate the ink from the marker pen? I heard that the ink contains lead! Good thing I only drew the outline of the turtle. If I painted the entire turtle shell, wouldn't you die from lead poisoning?
Xiao Qin forced a smile on her face while feeling a strong stomachache.
"No, it's okay … I don't have too many regrets since I can die as Ye Lin classmate's girlfriend … I just hope you can come visit me and Turtle every Qing Ming Festival …"
Had they already given the tortoise a name? Also, it's understandable for me to visit you, but why would I go visit the turtle! What do I have to do with a turtle!
"… As for days other than Qing Ming Festival, I will visit you with Turtle …"
Why would you visit me? Are you haunted! It's already too much for your ghost to stay by my side. I don't want another tortoise hovering over my head!
At this point, Xiao Qin closed her eyes and her breathing became shallower. It looked like she was about to die.
Although I think there's a 70% chance that Xiao Qin was faking it, I couldn't take the risk (for example, letting a brainless girl and a turtle become my guardian spirits). Thus, I helped Xiao Qin up from her seat without caring about the bell that was about to ring.
"What's wrong with Xiao Qin?" The class leader asked in surprise when she saw Xiao Qin's painfully closed eyes.
"She ate something dirty and her stomach hurts!" I answered in a hurry, "I'll take her to the infirmary right now!"
The class leader hesitated, "Let me take Xiao Qin. The school rules forbid taking the opposite sex to the infirmary, it would cause our class to lose points!"
Who would have the time to care about points! Xiao Qin is causing trouble every day even when she's alive. If she turns into a ghost, it would cause my soul to fly out of my body!
Thus, I said to the class leader "Help us ask the teacher for a leave!" and carried the 'unconscious' Xiao Qin out of the classroom.
After we arrived in the hallway, I helped Xiao Qin walk a few steps and immediately felt uncomfortable — — it's easy for a tall person to get back pain when they're holding a short person. Not to mention that Xiao Qin's legs aren't moving at all and she's letting me drag her.
The surrounding people from other classes looked at us like we were a joke.
What's there to look at! I'm moving a patient! Do you guys think I'm kidnapping her?
One of the things I hate the most is being treated as a joke. In addition, Xiao Qin seems to be completely unconscious. If I let go, she would fall to the floor. Thus, I clenched my teeth and carried Xiao Qin horizontally.
You guessed correctly, I put one hand on her back and the other on her knees, the legendary 'princess carry'.
Ah, it's much easier now! I can finally straighten my back! Lowly animals watching from the sidelines, now you should understand that I'm moving the patient around!
Eh? Not only did they not understand my actions of helping the person in distress, but they also ran away in panic, whispering to each other, and whispering in each other's ears! I could vaguely hear the words' kidnapping ',' sleeping pills', and 'pitiful'!
Was it an illusion? Why did I see a crafty smile on Xiao Qin's face! But as soon as I noticed it, it immediately disappeared and was replaced with an unbearably painful expression!
Since it had come to this, I carried Xiao Qin in my arms and began my arduous journey through the hallway.
No, carrying Xiao Qin wasn't difficult at all, her weight wasn't even as heavy as the sandbag I was using to practice — — what made it difficult was everyone's surprised and suspicious gazes.
Bastard! I can't lose! Stick out your chest, raise your head, and cross the Yalu River valiantly! I'm just learning from Lei Feng and doing good deeds. I don't need to feel ashamed at all! There's no improper relationship between Xiao Qin and I that violates the school rules!
We were stared at by curious students and teachers. Although they were afraid of my reputation and didn't dare to ask or stop us, the public display still made me blush all the way to my neck.
My forehead is burning! My heart is beating so fast! Am I the one who's sick?
I was extremely careful not to fall down the stairs. Xiao Qin seemed to have unconsciously wrapped one of her arms around my neck.
Again, I suspected that she was faking it, but her limp body, shallow breathing, and slightly furrowed brows were unbearable, and in the end, I carried her to the infirmary, half worried and half despondent.
Chen YingRan stared blankly at first when she saw me carrying Xiao Qin, then she asked with a smile:
"What's wrong with you two? Do you want to use my infirmary as an hourly room? "
I was angry that Xiao Qin was still joking when she was unconscious.
"Female pervert, that's enough! I brought Xiao Qin to see a doctor! "
"A doctor?" Chen YingRan seemed to have heard a particularly interesting topic, "Your face is so red, I thought you were in heat and couldn't help it!"
When I laid Xiao Qin down on the bed, it seemed like Xiao Qin didn't want to let go of the arm around my neck and resisted a bit.
With a lot of reluctance, she finally realized that her princess carry time was over. She could only sadly roll out of my arms and onto the bed, then continue to pretend to be unconscious.
At this point, I had already determined that most of Xiao Qin's symptoms were fake, but I wasn't sure if eating the ink would cause any harm.
"Abdominal pain? Did you eat something dirty? "Chen YingRan asked half-heartedly," What did you eat to become like this? "
"I ate a turtle … no, I ate a lot of ink from a marker! Will it cause lead poisoning? "
"Lead poisoning?" Chen YingRan fanned herself with a medical record folder. The translucent gown under the white coat accentuated her exaggerated cleavage.
"How could it be lead poisoning? You're thinking the human body is too fragile! It's not like we're Americans, our 1.3 billion people in China have already eaten the periodic table of elements. Even the youtiao sold at a breakfast stall has more lead than this! "
"Ah? According to what you said, we can eat anything that contains lead? "
"Uh … not really, since it's a heavy metal. If you're worried, you can let Xiao Qin drink some milk to neutralize it!"
I reached into my pocket to find my wallet to see if I could buy some milk. Unexpectedly, Chen YingRan scolded me with a smile:
"Don't untie your belt! I'm not talking about your 'milk'! "
Who untied my belt! When did you see me untie my belt! As expected, everything in the world becomes impure in the eyes of impure people!
When I returned with two cartons of milk, I could hear the sounds of laughter from the infirmary.
"… He believed you after you pretended to be dead? He's so pure! "
"I never thought Ye Lin classmate would actually hug me. Sis Ying Ran, I think I actually have a fever!"
"You're just too excited. Do you want a tranquilizer? I often give myself a shot after I give boys a checkup … "
Bastard! So you were lying! I couldn't wait to stand outside the door and drink both cartons of milk! If it wasn't for the strawberry flavor I hate, I would definitely not leave a single drop for you!
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