After learning my true age and receiving a glorious and correct proletarian education, Su Qiao put on her sweater with her back facing me, but she still refused to get off the bed.
"Mr. Ye, I … can I really get that role without putting in any effort?"
"You can do it, don't be crushed by reality." I encouraged her patiently, "Rest early tonight and do your best for the audition tomorrow, you don't owe me anything."
Su Qiao smiled bitterly.
"Mr. Ye, you … you don't sound like a middle school student at all …"
Am I? Maybe it's because of my dad's influence? My dad always talks about ideals and philosophies, but he hasn't truly understood life, but I'm getting calluses from listening to him.
It took a lot of effort to send Su Qiao out of the room. Before she left, she lowered her head and apologized for disturbing my rest. Her long black braid slid down from her shoulders and hung near her knees. It swayed slightly as she bent down.
After Su Qiao left for the elevator, I was worried I would be caught by Xiao Qin or Auntie Ren, so I quickly looked left and right. I didn't see anyone else, only the male lead of the "Magic Cauldron", Kyle, who hired four Chinese teachers and had the word "hemorrhoid" tattooed on his arm. He was reading the script while walking in the hallway.
When he saw Su Qiao come out of my room, her face flushed with shame, he stopped in his tracks with interest, and stood at a distance to watch us talk. After Su Qiao walked far away, he gave me a secretive smile and gave me a thumbs up, probably to express' praise 'for me.
Praise my ass! Do you think Su Qiao and I just finished a happy bed workout? Also, you're not allowed to casually touch my sister when we're filming!
I couldn't calm down after I returned to my room, so I gave Ai Mi a call.
"Hello?" It sounded like Ai Mi had some snacks in her mouth.
"Hey, Peng TouSi only left for less than a week, and you're already happily eating snacks every day? Aren't you afraid of becoming a fat little pig! "
"What did you say? A mere manservant dares to interfere with the master's business? "
Ai Mi threw something into her mouth that had a crisp sound (maybe it was a chip) and said:
"When are you going to break up with that violent woman?"
Eh? Is violent woman referring to Xiao Qin? Didn't you have fun with Xiao Qin today? Why did you suddenly want me to break up with her?
"I, I'm not having fun! That's just your imagination! It was an illusion! How could I get any pleasure out of such a stupid game? When she came back and thought about it carefully, she realized it was all her fault! Even someone as smart and brilliant as me has lowered my IQ by playing with her! "
"Ha, you're telling me to break up with Xiao Qin. Are you worried that if I stay with Xiao Qin for too long, my IQ will be lowered and I'll become an idiot?"
Ai Mi was silent for 5 seconds, as if she wanted to give me time to wake up.
"Aren't you an idiot? Your IQ has already dropped to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. How are you going to pull it down?! "
"Hey, even if we're close, I'll still sue you for slander if you call me an idiot!"
It was quite interesting to bicker with my younger sister, it released a lot of the pressure that I had accumulated just now.
"Go ahead, my mom has seven lawyers waiting for you, they'll make you admit that you're an idiot in court!"
Ai Mi paused for a bit.
"Also, if you're not an idiot, then who's an idiot? I can't believe you chose that kind of brainless and violent woman as your girlfriend. You clearly have very smart and beautiful people by your side … "
Eh? Are you talking about the class leader, Shu Sha? But I don't think you've met the class leader?
"Hmph, in short, you're a dead manservant with no IQ and no vision! Don't even think about being a housekeeper! You'll be a manservant for your entire life, then you'll be a manservant in your next life! "
So unreasonable, you don't think you'll meet me in your next life, do you? Also, I'm not a manservant, I'm your brother! You'll find out one day!
"… Speaking of which, I'm so kind to take in a useless person like you as a manservant. I'm almost moved by my own kindness. But this manservant doesn't know how to repay kindness, instead, he called the master this late at night. Is there something important? If there's nothing to report, then I'm going to bed! "
"Well, it's nothing important, it's just that you helped me get a role in the crew, so I came to say thank you."
"Oh, that." Ai Mi admitted, "The deaf-mute evil monk hasn't found a suitable actor yet. I saw the director was worried, so I recommended you to him! Don't misunderstand, it's for you! I'm just helping the director out, I feel sorry for him since his hair is already white! Besides, the deaf-mute evil monk will be kicked by the female lead at least twenty times in the plot, I just want someone to kick him every week! "
Ai Mi is right, when I was flipping through the script, I found out that other than being able to show off in front of ordinary people, the deaf-mute evil monk is doomed to be kicked whenever he sees the female lead 'Cocoon'. It wouldn't be an exaggeration to say that this character exists solely to be kicked by the female lead.
Forget it, getting kicked and punched by your sister isn't something unacceptable, I'll just treat it as promoting the relationship between siblings.
I also told Ai Mi about Su Qiao also getting a role, I wanted to praise her for being broad-minded and accepting good advice, but I didn't expect Ai Mi to not admit it no matter what.
"Who would ask for a role for that guy!" Ai Mi exclaimed half in surprise and half in anger, "I'm already giving her a lot of face by not kicking her out, yet she still expects me to reward her with a fixed role?"
"Eh? But she did get a fixed role! "
"I don't care, it has nothing to do with me!" Ai Mi denied flatly, "Doesn't the martial arts director have a good impression of the violent girl's mother? She was probably promoted by the martial arts director! "
That's not right! Auntie Ren clearly said she didn't know how Su Qiao got the role! Did a pie really fall from the sky?
"I said it has nothing to do with me, so why are you asking so many questions! Calling me to talk about other people's business, I'm hanging up! A manservant like you will only disturb the master's rest! "
I hung up as soon as I said it, the busy tone came from my phone.
After thinking about it, Ai Mi was the one who asked for Su Qiao's role, right? There was no one else! Ai Mi is a damn tsundere, is it that hard to admit she did something good!
I laid on the bed and read the script for another two hours before I had a good night's sleep.
While I was half awake and half asleep, I felt like I had gained a lot today. Not only did I teach Ai Mi some principles, but I also got a fixed role that I could get paid for (although there's still an audition tomorrow).
It was really smooth sailing! I thought Ai ShuQiao's attacks would be as fierce as a storm! In the end, she only hired a third-rate private detective to follow me, and was even scammed by gramps and me? I still have the video of gramps' fall on my phone, I take it out to enjoy it when I have nothing to do!
Ha, is it because I'm too far away from America? Ai ShuQiao, didn't you say you didn't need to use your own power, and that you could make my life impossible with just a few words? What did you say? I didn't see anyone listen to you and cause trouble for me! You said you never joke, but I think you really don't joke, you only brag!
At that time, I thought the people Ai ShuQiao sent to destroy my life would be tall and fierce like Peng TouSi, or at least 004 or 005, or someone on the same level as a city enforcement officer or a demolition team. In short, they would be like a Spartan.
Is there something wrong with me thinking that way?
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