I had never thought that a meal could bring two girls so close to each other psychologically.
If you think Xiao Qin was only here to freeload, then you are gravely mistaken.
How is it just freeloading? It's more like stealing! The chef pretended to be reserved for a few seconds when he first brought out the grilled food, but when the chef turned around, he immediately took away the grilled prawns on Ai Mi's plate!
He even said plausibly: "The food on other people's plates is the most fragrant! This is what a senior called Loud Mouth told me! "
Too shameful, it's too shameful! You came to someone else's territory uninvited to freeload, and you're even trying to steal food from the host's plate? Also, when did Loud Mouth become your senior? What kind of faction are you two from? The foodie alliance?
This open-air barbecue was prepared by Ai Mi on a whim. Normally, Peng TouSi wouldn't be able to pass if she ate so much greasy food at once.
This time, Ai Mi was planning on eating more meat while Peng TouSi wasn't here. She wanted to eat more high-calorie, high-fat, and nutritionally unbalanced fish and meat. She never expected Xiao Qin to take away the grilled prawns she wanted to enjoy.
"Hmph, so unruly! But I'll forgive you this once for the sake of the manservant! "
Then, Ai Mi asked the bodyguard to give her a new plate. It seems that because Xiao Qin touched her plate with her fork earlier, it caused a hygiene problem, so it can't be used anymore.
Following the new plate was a medium-rare grilled steak. When Ai Mi was still thinking about how to cut it, Xiao Qin once again stabbed away the steak with lightning speed. She took a bite and chewed while giving me a victory sign.
It's a bit strange, compared to seafood, Xiao Qin doesn't like eating steak that much. Not to mention medium-rare, which Chinese people aren't used to? Looking at how she had difficulty swallowing, isn't she just looking for trouble?
By the way, don't you still have a few grilled prawns on your plate? Why do you have to steal Ai Mi's food?
Ai Mi must have hated Xiao Qin's shameless behavior to the core. She wanted to let Obama or Peng TouSi go up to vent her anger, but neither of them were there. 004 and 005 have psychological sequelae as soon as they see Xiao Qin. Even if they were sent, they wouldn't be of much use, right?
So Ai Mi turned to me and asked: "Manservant, how do you usually train her? Didn't I tell you many times to respect your master? "
While Ai Mi was talking, Xiao Qin took away a piece of roasted corn from Ai Mi's plate. It really didn't seem like there was a master-servant relationship between the smug Xiao Qin and the depressed Ai Mi.
And you want corn too? I'm almost certain Xiao Qin only wanted to steal Ai Mi's food, it's like she's a raccoon in an American's backyard!
Ai Mi just said a few words to me, then she realized her plate was empty again. She was originally trying to maintain upper-class dining etiquette in front of Xiao Qin, but now she couldn't hold it in anymore.
I thought it was boring to eat seriously, so I fanned the flames and said: "Xiao Qin stole your food, so you should steal hers too! Courtesy demands reciprocity! "
Ai Mi snorted: "How can upper-class people be as boorish as her …"
Before she finished speaking, the roasted rib meat that the chef just gave her was taken away with a fork. The fragrant and juicy roasted rib meat was one of the high-calorie foods that Ai Mi wanted to eat heartily.
"You … you bastard! You're too much! "
Ai Mi was so angry that she could no longer maintain her image. She raised her fork and tried to steal the food on Xiao Qin's plate.
Xiao Qin immediately turned to defense and used her knife and fork to protect two of the three grilled prawns. I don't know if it was intentional, but the remaining prawn that lacked protection was successfully snatched away by Ai Mi.
"Haha! I got it! " Ai Mi raised the golden grilled prawn on her fork high. The pride in her heart was as if she had just won an Academy Award.
After Xiao Qin made an action to take it back, Ai Mi swallowed the roasted prawn with a "woof". Her cheeks immediately puffed up and she spoke while chewing, which made her Chinese sound very comical:
"What, if I get serious, I won't give it to you even if it's a food fight!"
As if to make the battle even more intense, the chef placed an entire tray of delicious food on the bar. The squid and oysters made Xiao Qin's eyes light up. She quickly forked up a pile of seafood and placed it on her plate.
Ai Mi immediately blocked her. Although Xiao Qin seemed to have a tight defense on the surface, she still exposed an obvious gap, which allowed Ai Mi to repeatedly get her hands on her. This made the little doll extremely happy.
Xiao Qin also did not show weakness. She would still take back what was taken by the enemy. Ai Mi was not good at defense, so the spoils of war on her plate were quickly swept clean.
"Don't get too complacent!" Ai Mi changed tactics and gave up on defense. Instead, whenever Xiao Qin took the initiative to attack, she would take the opportunity to steal the food on Xiao Qin's plate.
Other than the plates for the two of them, there was also a large tray full of roasted food on the table. The three containers formed a tripod — — I had already left this place a long time ago and was standing next to the barbecue to eat the ready-made food. The oil that splashed when they stole the food almost burned me to death.
Xiao Qin and Ai Mi's food fight was extremely lively and ridiculous.
One moment it was Xiao Qin not moving if the enemy doesn't move, the next moment it was Ai Mi luring the tiger away from the mountain, the next moment it was Xiao Qin sacrificing the rook to protect the general, and the next moment it was Ai Mi creating a diversion.
That's enough from the two of you! Food also has its own dignity! They will cry if you play with them like this! Look at that prawn! It's staring at you with its eyes wide open!
Even though they felt sorry for Mr. Prawn and the starving North Koreans, the two girls still had a lot of fun at the table. Oil and prawn tails flew everywhere, and meat and sauce mixed together. The chef and bodyguards were all stunned. Maybe they have never seen Ai Mi eat so crudely before.
I suddenly remembered that under Ai ShuQiao's discipline, Ai Mi must be well-behaved when eating in front of others. Maybe she has never tasted what it feels like to steal food from others.
Is Xiao Qin purposely playing with Ai Mi? Letting her experience the daily life of a 12 year old girl? You might not be able to tell if you don't look closely, but whenever Xiao Qin splashed oil during the fight, she would avoid letting the oil splashes in Ai Mi's direction. When Ai Mi came to steal and she was defending, she would intentionally or unintentionally place the food in an easy spot so that Ai Mi could hit it in one strike and not get burned by the food.
Of course, the oil splashes that splashed towards her were accurately blocked by the fork and the knife, showing her extremely high ability to counter hidden weapons.
Because Xiao Qin purposely showed weakness and spent extra effort to deal with the oil splashes, the two girls who had a huge difference in physical strength were able to fight to a draw at the table.
After 15 minutes of fighting, Ai Mi was panting from exhaustion, and Xiao Qin was the same. I saw that not only did they not replenish any calories, they actually consumed a lot.
But when they looked at each other, it seemed like they appreciated each other's talent.
"I didn't expect Miss Ai Mi to be so capable."
Xiao Qin was panting as she forked a roasted prawn at the bottom of her plate. She acted like she was still holding her ground.
"Hmph, same here! It's already pretty good for you to be able to do this much as a maid. "
Ai Mi fiercely cut a flounder in half, forked a small piece into her mouth, and pretended to chew.
"I heard Miss Ai Mi has never trained in this area … It's amazing to be able to display such strength in your first real battle!"
"What do you know? Only commoners train hard! The talents of nobles are innate! "
"Then, Miss Ai Mi might become a terrifying opponent in the future …"
"I'm already a terrifying opponent right now! You should use the commoners' methods to train yourself. I will stand at the peak and wait for you to challenge me again! "
What are you talking about! Do you think you're Lu Zhishen, Lin Chong, Ye Gu Cheng, and Ximen Chui Xue? It's just a shameful matter of snatching food from the table and making the prawns and Koreans cry, yet you guys make it sound like a battle between experts, where you guys agreed to train and fight again in the future?
Let alone the fact that I ate a lot of roasted meat outside of the battlefield, even if I didn't eat at all, I would still be full from anger!
Maybe it was because they were a bit tired and hungry after fighting for a long time, the two girls finally calmed down and started to eat for real.
Xiao Qin turned around and gave me a look, it seemed to be saying: "I get along well with your sister, right? I will definitely make our family harmonious after I marry over! "
Harmonious my ass! You only found out that Ai Mi is my sister through eavesdropping! Who wants a wife who eavesdrops on them before they get married!
Maybe it was because I ate too much oily food all at once, I felt that my stomach was a bit erratic, so I asked 005 where there was a toilet nearby.
005 said that there was one in the RV, but I always felt that the RV's toilet was similar to an airplane's toilet. When I thought about all the rice stored in a sealed container, I had to add bricks and tiles, what would I do if it exceeded the capacity limit! Even if my worries were unnecessary, shouldn't it be more appropriate to find a down-to-earth toilet on flat ground?
Thus I followed 005's directions, passed through the bamboo forest path, and went to the brick-walled toilet where the cast members came in and out to relieve myself.
I hummed the theme song of "Drunken Fist" and walked back along the bamboo forest path. I kicked a pebble next to my feet as I walked. I felt like I was dribbling the ball through the midfield and enjoying the cheers of the crowd (of course, I'm not from the China team).
I didn't control it well and the pebble flew far away and hit someone's knee in front of me. But instead of the expected "Oh my god" and "You brat don't have eyes", it made a trembling metallic sound.
I was shocked and realized there was an actor in a golden armor standing in the bamboo forest. It seemed like he was waiting for me.
I quickly recognized him as the minor character who was kicked off the wall by Ai Mi three times in a row. His long braid left a deep impression, and I could tell from his posture that his right foot was injured.
I don't know why, but he looked very hesitant, which was completely different from his nimble movements on the field.
"Mr. Ye … is it okay if I call you that?"
His voice was very low and it wasn't very clear through the helmet, but I immediately noticed something was amiss.
After he took off the helmet, I realized that the long braid was not a fake that the imperialists put on to slander the Chinese, but something that originally belonged to the actor.
This … the minor character who was abused by Ai Mi was actually a girl! It was a skinny girl with a long braid! She looked no more than 17 or 18 years old. Her delicate face gave off a feeling that she was drifting far away from her homeland. The tear mole under her left eye added to her sorrowful expression … Judging from her submissive look, it was obvious that she had something to ask of me!
"Um, Mr. Ye, can you help me put in a good word and tell Miss Ai Mi … not to kick me out of the crew?"
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