The haters found another reason, "This must be fake data! The sales can't be that high, it's all done behind the scenes, it's all done by insiders to boost sales, hunger marketing! "
Suddenly, a trending topic appeared on Weibo: The World's Most Bitter Cartridge.
"The handheld and controller are all sold out, I can only buy a cartridge, sigh."
"You won't be able to play if you only buy a cartridge!"
"It's fine, I'll be able to play when the next batch of handheld comes out."
"I heard from Chen Mo that the cartridge is made of the world's most bitter substance, and it's not poisonous or harmful. It's to prevent children and pets from swallowing it. Try licking it and see if it's true? "
"Are you serious? The world's most bitter substance? I don't believe it! "
"How can it be more bitter than Chinese medicine?"
"Liar, this cartridge is obviously sweet!"
"Yeah, it tastes great when you lick it. It's a little sweet, but not greasy at all!"
"F * ck, previous poster, why are you lying? This cartridge is obviously sweet and spicy!"
"Nonsense, the savory party is the righteous one!"
"I really licked it, it's hard to describe what I'm feeling right now … I'm starting to doubt my life, I need to calm down by myself …"
Chen Mo didn't specifically advertise this, but the news spread to different groups of players.
Many people already knew that the cartridge was coated with the world's most bitter substance to prevent swallowing.
However, this only made everyone more eager to die …
Those who hadn't licked it wanted to, and those who had licked it wanted to trick others into licking it. In the end, it became a trending topic …
Therefore, many players who didn't get a handheld or controller bought a cartridge. On one hand, it was to prepare in advance, since they could play it as soon as the console arrived; on the other hand, they wanted to try it and see how bitter the world's most bitter substance was …
As a result, a very strange phenomenon occurred. Physical cartridges were sold more than the handheld and controller combined. Moreover, most people bought the physical cartridges directly, not the digital version …
Naturally, there was a batch of unboxing reviews of the Switch on various streaming platforms and video websites.
The fact that it was sold out within five minutes of its release had created a huge topic for the Switch. Players who had been paying attention to the handheld were disappointed that they couldn't get their hands on one. Players who hadn't been paying attention were also attracted by the news of the Switch being sold out within five minutes.
Everyone had the same question. How was this handheld?
Therefore, many people decided to livestream the unboxing.
…
On Fish-Catching Live-Stream Platform, in Lord Pumping's live-stream room …
Wind-Sucking Lord was a slightly wretched fatty. He wasn't a particularly famous streamer, but he had a good understanding of technological products and games. He often did unboxing reviews of mobile phones.
And today, the name of his livestream room was changed to "Switch Open Box Review!"
When this title was released, it immediately attracted a large number of viewers.
"What's going on? An unboxing review for the Switch? The host actually managed to snatch it. His luck is simply unscientific! "
"I think it's the hand speed that doesn't make sense!"
"What are you opening? We want to see you lick the cartridge. Hurry up and see what it tastes like!"
Wind-Sucking Lord chuckled as he looked at the comments on everyone's screen. There were a lot more viewers than before, probably because of the new handheld handheld.
"Hello everyone, I'm Wind-Sucking Lord. I'm here to review Chen Mo's new handheld. But before that, there's a small side quest, to lick the cartridge.
"Some of you might be here for the first time, so let me introduce you to the cartridge. I heard that Chen Mo added some bitterness on the cartridge to prevent accidental swallowing. It's extremely bitter.
"I told my fans that my Switch had arrived, but everyone said that they didn't care about your Switch, they just wanted to see you lick the cartridge!
"To be honest, I'm curious too. How bitter can it be? Alright, I'll lick it. "
Wind-Sucking Lord said as he put the cartridge to his mouth and lightly licked it.
"It's not that special … Blargh!!!"
Wind-Sucking Lord didn't even finish his sentence before he covered his mouth and started howling.
After apologizing in a hurry, Wind-Sucking Lord dashed out of the door and into the bathroom.
The chat was going crazy.
"Hahaha, you wouldn't have died if you didn't ask for it!"
"23333 Is the aftereffect that strong?"
"I took a screenshot, a new set of emojis is coming!"
"Wind-Sucking Lord's acting is too good. I licked it, it wasn't that bitter. Try it yourself if you don't believe me!"
Five minutes later, Wind Whipping Lord returned. Apparently, he had brushed his teeth.
Wind-Sucking Lord looked as if he was doubting life, "How do I describe the bitterness of this cartridge? I'm not sure if you've ever eaten berberine without any sugar coating? If you have, I can tell you that the taste is very similar. It's basically the feeling of chewing the berberine into pieces without water, and it's even more bitter … "
Wind-Sucking Lord wiped the sweat off his forehead and continued unboxing, ignoring the cries of "Another one".
"Alright, let's start the unboxing."
"First layer of the box, the overall layout isn't bad. There are two small handles on the left, and the screen on the right …"
Wind-Sucking Lord started a step-by-step demonstration of the unboxing, including every part, the feel of the cartridge, and how the game actually worked.
Many of the audience were watching intently, and the chat was endless.
"It looks so beautiful, just like the one in the promotional video!"
"The size is just right. The screen is much bigger than a cell phone!"
"And the two handles look so interesting. There's a clicking sound when you plug it in and out."
"And it's really seamless. After plugging it into the base, the message will appear on the TV within five seconds?"
"This game looks interesting, and it can be played with special hand gestures?"
As Wind-Sucking Lord kept introducing it, many people became more and more interested in this brand new handheld game.
Obviously, this handheld game was completely different from ordinary cell phones on the market, especially with the two handles, which gave people a wonderful feeling.
Soon, Wind-Sucking Lord's unboxing experience came to an end.
He said while playing with the handheld game, "All in all, this handheld game gives me a very amazing feeling. It can be said that it's a brand new type of game console. Strictly speaking, it's a handheld game console that can output images on the TV, and it's really not that expensive. "
"I think, just like what the promotional video said, this is indeed a game console that takes care of everyone's feelings to the greatest extent. It actually doesn't have an absolute target audience, or rather, everyone is actually its potential target audience."
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