During dinner, I told my dad that I was going to a classmate's house on Saturday to study.
My dad looked at me as if I was an alien.
"Did the sun rise from the west? You're actually going to study? "
"Can't I? I'm still a student. "
"Of course you can! Xiao Lin, why wouldn't I be happy that you suddenly love studying! "
My dad said as he put two pieces of beef into my bowl.
It's a pity that my dad's cooking skills aren't that great. It's a waste of the ¥26/kg beef, he only makes slightly better food than the cafeteria.
"Um, Xiao Lin, which classmate's house are you going to study at?"
My dad couldn't even eat properly and asked me with a cheeky smile.
"Stop gossiping, I'm studying with the basketball team. If their grades don't improve, their parents will object to them participating in sports."
I lied against my will. I can't let my dad know that I'm going to study at Xiao Qin's house with two girls.
Although I have a clear conscience, my dad will definitely use his excellent imagination and then brag to Director Cao. That way, my reputation will be even worse.
After hearing that I was with the basketball team, my dad showed a disappointed expression.
"I thought you made new friends, but it turns out they're all bros!"
"Dad, can you stop using Japanese mangas? If it's just muscles, your son is super bros! "
"I don't care if you're super bros, as long as you don't get gay with them. I heard it's easy to get gay when a bunch of men hang out."
After he finished speaking, he ignored my rebuttal and concentrated on eating.
After a while, he said:
"Oh right, Xiao Lin, I'm going out on Saturday and won't be back until Sunday. I left my wallet in the same place, so you can take care of the food yourself."
"You're going out too? You're not even coming back tonight? If we're all gone, what about the online store's business? "
"What about the business? It's nothing! I posted an announcement on the website that all Saturday orders have to be shipped on Sunday. We have a lot of regular customers, so they'll understand us. "
"Then what are you going to do?"
I pursued relentlessly. I felt like I was the parent who was stressing the importance of access.
"It's nothing big. Hehe, I'm just going to Director Cao's house to participate in a fan club. Director Cao said that he would use the big screen to show Hong Kong's top 10 classic R-rated movies for everyone to comment and discuss. Director Cao will also collect everyone's opinions and use them as a reference for his future productions. "
What the f * ck, isn't this gathering to watch porn? HHH Enthusiasts Club was courting death! You even said that it's easy for me to get gay if I hang out with my brothers on the basketball team for too long. I think it's more likely for a bunch of old men to have ethical issues when they gather around watching porn!
But this is my dad's rare outing, and as his son, I don't have the right to stop him.
I could only tell my father to drink as little as possible and not to get caught by the police.
"Dad, I've checked on the internet. Although your perverted enthusiast club doesn't constitute the crime of spreading obscene materials for profit, it still constitutes the crime of spreading obscene materials! According to Article 364 of the Criminal Law, anyone who organizes the broadcasting of obscene movies will be sentenced to not more than three years in prison. If the circumstances are serious, he will be sentenced to not less than three years and not more than ten years in prison! "
When Dad heard that the crime was so serious, he touched the leg of his glasses guiltily.
"Ah, after hearing what Xiao Lin said, I'm actually a bit worried. But it shouldn't be a big deal, I heard from Director Cao that the president of the HHH Enthusiasts Club has people above him who will cover for us. "
This was not the first time I heard my dad mention their president. This president has never participated in any offline activities, he only typed and chatted with everyone online. But he takes the majority of the club's operating funds. Also, when Director Cao was detained by the police while filming an AV, it was also the president who helped him out.
I don't know what kind of monster this president is, but if he has eyes and ears everywhere, why would he organize a bunch of old men to do something so boring? They really have nothing better to do, they have too much money and nowhere to spend it!
I jumped out of bed early in the morning on Saturday and ran three and a half laps around DongShan Lake.
Gramps Kung Fu Shirt greeted me as usual. I saw that his body was becoming more and more robust, and I felt pretty happy.
After I finished exercising, I went home to eat breakfast, took off my sweaty school uniform, took a shower, and changed into a clean set of clothes.
Only then did I put on my shoulder bag and set off towards the subway station.
There weren't many books in my bag, but there were a few papers for Monday's homework. If the class leader or Xiao Qin finished it, I could copy them.
Speaking of which, was I too formal? With my stamina, I wouldn't sweat too much even if I ran five laps. Usually, I go straight to school after running.
But it was different from school where everyone always wore shoes. Because Xiao Qin's house was carpeted everywhere, she didn't prepare slippers, so everyone either went barefoot or only wore socks.
After running, even though I don't smell like sweat, the smell of socks could be considered a weapon of mass destruction.
There was a time when I hung my socks on a cactus by the window sill to dry, but the cactus died within two months.
I don't want to see the class leader and Xiao Qin suffer the same tragic fate as the cactus.
Other than not having slippers at Xiao Qin's house, they also turn the air conditioning on high, it makes people feel like they're in a tropical rainforest.
That's why I wore a tight black sports vest under my gray casual clothes. If it's hot to the point where I have to take off my jacket, I won't be completely naked.
I came early. When I arrived at the subway station A entrance, the morning fog had not completely dissipated.
I looked at my watch, it was only 8: 15. The class leader and I agreed to meet here at 8: 30.
I stuck my hands in my pockets and looked at the passersby in boredom.
I don't know why, but I had a strange feeling of anticipation.
Is it because it feels like a date? But I'm not the main character today, the class leader is going to visit Xiao Qin with me.
Jingle jingle, a blue bicycle stopped diagonally across from me.
I frowned when the class leader pressed the handbrake, I remembered the time she purposely pinched me.
I suddenly understood what I was expecting: the class leader was wearing casual clothes today!
The class leader who has always worn school uniforms was wearing casual clothes for the first time ever, it really made my eyes light up!
I'm not an expert in clothing, but based on the class leader's outfit today, it should be the so-called 'black and white matching', right?
A milky white sweater + dark jeans + black skateboard shoes.
The collar and cuffs of the sweater were very narrow and tightly wrapped around the neck and wrists. I even felt uncomfortable for the class leader (it's not like I can eat you up if you reveal a bit of your collarbone and white arms).
The class leader shouldn't be someone who would purposely buy clothes in a smaller size just to save face. So, this sweater was probably bought last year? It's clearly smaller this year, but she still couldn't bear to buy a new one!
You don't have to be this frugal with your family's situation! This isn't a slimming sweater, but it looks like a slimming sweater! It's very tight! The curvature of the chest can be seen at a glance! Although it's not as exaggerated as Gong CaiCai, it would still attract a lot of men's attention!
Looking down, the jeans were skinny stretch pants, but the length was just right and it perfectly outlined the class leader's leg curves.
I came to a conclusion: the class leader was thinner than I thought.
It's not easy to tell when she usually wears a loose school uniform, but now that she's wearing skinny clothes, it makes me feel like she's lost a lot of weight.
The class leader flipped over and got off the bike. Her long black hair swayed behind her, making her figure seem even more frail.
Her shoes were a pair of frosted skateboard shoes. The bottom was flat and thick, so it could completely stick to the surface of the skateboard. It's easy for someone like the class leader who doesn't know how to skateboard to ride a bike.
Although the shoes were black, there were several rainbow patterns drawn on the sides of the soles. It made the shoes a bit more lively.
"I'm sorry, I'm late."
The class leader apologized as soon as we met.
"Because the button on my brother's shirt fell off, I had to help him sew it before I left. You must have been waiting here for a long time."
Actually, the class leader wasn't late, it was at most 8: 25.
So I magnanimously expressed that it was fine, and the class leader went to the garage to lock the car.
I then noticed that the shoelaces on both of the class leader's shoes were tied crookedly.
After a closer look, it looked pretty good. The knots were all slanted towards the outside of the feet. The two feet were symmetrical, like a large bow.
I suddenly remembered that there's a method of tying shoelaces called bicycle laces. It's used for riding bicycles. The reason why the knots were slanted towards the outside was to prevent the shoelaces from getting caught by the bicycle's hinges.
As expected, after the class leader returned from locking the car, she squatted down next to me, untied the shoelaces on both feet, and tied them again.
This time it wasn't slanted at all, it was a central knot like the teaching model.
Class leader, isn't it too troublesome! You even separate shoelaces for bicycles and for walking! You have obsessive-compulsive disorder, right?!
If you're really worried about bicycles, forget about the shoelaces, cut your hair first! I think it's easier for your long hair to get caught by the hinges!
Since we had to go through security on the subway, the class leader carried her bag in her hands the entire time. She only put it on her back after we entered the platform.
This was the first time I noticed that the class leader's bag was the same as mine, a shoulder bag.
Since her hair was too long, the bag was located in the middle of her back. It would be a hindrance if it was caught by her hair, so she bought a shoulder bag that fits on the side.
The top half was black, the bottom half was white, and there was an arc where the black and white intersected. The front of the bag also had a five-pointed star that looked like a foreign police badge, and it was surrounded by a circle of English that I didn't recognize.
Compared to my pitch-black shoulder bag, it should be more durable and beautiful.
The train soon arrived, but even though it was the weekend, it was still packed with people and there were no empty seats.
The class leader and I stood side by side next to the train door. I don't know why the atmosphere became awkward, but neither of us spoke first.
"Um … your bag looks pretty good."
I tried to find a topic to talk about.
The class leader turned around and stared at me, "I carry this bag every day to school, did you just see it today?"
You don't know how to behave! Would it kill you to say a few words! Are you not satisfied with me praising your bag, and you're waiting for me to praise your bag!
I made a 'tch' sound and averted my eyes.
As a result, I could see our reflections on the glass door of the train.
It was quite amusing. Whether it was our age, height, clothing, or even the way we carried our bags, we were a perfect match.
Although we both turned our faces to the side as if we were having an argument, even this action was very synchronized.
I looked around: there were a lot of couples who went out on a weekend date standing next to us, chatting and laughing.
The more I heard them flirt, the more I felt the silence between me and the class leader was unbearable.
"Hey, class leader, are you not going to talk to me until we get to Xiao Qin's house?"
"I suddenly feel like there's nothing to say."
The class leader coldly stared at the flashing advertisement outside the window.
"You don't want to know about your brother?"
"My brother? What is it? "
The class leader turned her head slightly.
"Hehehe, I'm telling you, the underwear you lost was stolen by your brother!"
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