Who wants to watch an AV with you! If Auntie Ren catches me watching an AV with her daughter, my miserable 14 year old life will immediately end!
Fortunately, my dad quickly realized that he turned the volume up too high, so he turned it down himself.
Xiao Qin's mood became a bit better after she couldn't hear the AV.
"That's what I said! With me as your girlfriend, Ye Lin classmate doesn't even need an AV! "
Her matter-of-fact tone made me angry.
"Who said you're my girlfriend! Also, aren't you too arrogant? How dare you think that your flat-chested body can be compared to an AV actress! "
Xiao Qin let out a whine like a small animal after I poked her sore spot.
"Wuwuwu ~ ~ ~ (> _ <), Ye Lin classmate is looking down on me! Although you're still young, you'll definitely grow up in the future! Also, since Ye Lin classmate turned off the AV, it means I've already won a battle! "
"How did you win?" I asked in astonishment.
"Isn't, isn't it obvious! Ye Lin classmate wanted to use an AV to comfort himself, but now, now you can just listen to my voice! "
Who's masturbating to your voice? Do you think your home phone is a midnight sex hotline!
I was so angry that I couldn't speak. Xiao Qin saw that I didn't say anything, so she cautiously asked:
"What? Is it because I didn't perform well and disappointed Ye Lin classmate? "
"I'm sorry! Ye Lin classmate clearly turned off the AV, so you must have high hopes for me! In the end, because I don't have enough experience, I wasn't able to satisfy Ye Lin classmate! "
"Ye Lin classmate must be feeling bad on the other side of the phone, right? You accumulated so much desire, but you can't release it … I guess, I guess it's because I'm not working hard enough? "
I asked in a bad mood: "How do you want to work hard?"
Xiao Qin hesitated.
"Although, although I'm useless in Ye Lin classmate's eyes, I can still imitate the screams of an AV actress …"
Fuck, that's not a scream, it's a moan! Also, do you have to do such a shameless thing? Moaning on the phone with a male classmate is definitely inappropriate behavior and should be warned to your parents!
I should be the one recording your moaning and exchanging the phone call recording with you!
No, I should forget about it. I already have twenty photos of Xiao Qin (Last time I went to her house to fix the computer, she disguised it as a robot toy and forced it on me). If I record her moans, who knows what I'll do in the future.
Just having a few wet dreams with Xiao Qin is already perverted enough. If I sit in the middle of a bunch of her photos and masturbate while listening to her moans, there would be no turning back.
I would have no return if I masturbate while listening to a bunch of her.
"Ye Lin classmate, what do you want me to call you when I call you?"
"Ye Lin classmate?" Based on your usual behavior, you would probably call me "Ah Lin", "Little Lin", or even the more mushy "Brother Lin", right?
"Um … I'm a bit embarrassed. Do you want me to call you 'husband' or 'master'?"
"Where did you learn all these things that aren't suitable for children! Not to mention your mother, even your father would be so sad that he would cry if he knew about it! "
Ah, I accidentally mentioned her dad in front of Xiao Qin. As a child of a single-parent family, she probably feels the same way I feel when I hear my mom.
I was worried that Xiao Qin would fall into a low mood and stopped talking about her divorced parents, but I didn't expect Xiao Qin to loudly refuse:
"Absolutely not! No matter what, I won't call you dad! That's too perverted! "
Which ear of yours heard that I asked you to call me daddy! Even though I was tricked by you on the phone and called you Auntie Ren, I'm not that petty to make you call me dad as soon as I turn around!
My dad suddenly poked half his head out of the study, "Xiao Lin, I think I heard you call me?"
No one was calling you! We were just talking about someone else's dad! Hurry up and go back to the study to watch your AV!
My dad's baritone voice has always been loud, and his pronunciation is accurate and clear. He even won first place in a recital competition in university.
That's why Xiao Qin could immediately hear what he was saying and knew that we were not far apart.
"Uncle, uncle!" Xiao Qin yelled crazily on the phone. Her voice was so loud that it almost deafened my ears.
"Hurry and control your son! He's forcing his girlfriend to call him dad! "
"He's only 14 years old and he already has such a perverted hobby. What if I have a daughter in the future, how can I let him take care of her!"
"Also, he dares to watch AV in public while you're at home … please properly discipline him for being so disrespectful!"
"That's right, you haven't introduced yourself yet! I'm your future daughter-in-law … "
I hung up the phone and quickly pressed a button. I set Xiao Qin's home number as a harassment number and set it so that it could only be dialed and not dialed.
Although it doesn't completely eliminate any future troubles, it greatly reduces the chances of my dad receiving a call from Xiao Qin.
He was so passive even when making a phone call. In the end, it was because his father was too embarrassing.
If he wasn't the owner of the "Happy Valley Becomes a Human Interest Store", or an AV reviewer for the "HHH Enthusiasts Club", but if he was still teaching at a university, then I would proudly introduce my dad to others.
Maybe there's an element of vanity involved, but I know my dad is different from Director Cao. My dad wasn't a natural pervert.
Director Cao took pleasure in his own depravity. He treated the shamelessness in other people's eyes as a great career that he would fight for the rest of his life, but my dad only treated it as an anesthetic.
You can see art from watching AV, you can see philosophy from reading H manga. It's not normal for my dad to be lying on the table and writing a serious review when others are already throwing away toilet paper.
If my mom didn't leave him, would he choose to stick to this ordinary love until the end of his life?
On the other hand, the reason for Director Cao's divorce was because he contracted sexually transmitted diseases when he was in Japan (of course, it's now cured), so his wife filed for divorce.
I remember when I was watching "The Steel Alchemist" and saw the "Gate of Truth" part. I had some doubts about the plot, so I foolishly asked my dad what the truth was.
My dad, who was reading a science magazine, seemed to be very interested in this question, but he said that the truth that other people tell you is useless, you have to find it yourself.
I said that I don't know alchemy, I don't have an arm, a leg, or a younger brother to use as a sacrifice, where would I find the truth?
My dad smiled, it wasn't vulgar at all, it was the smile of a sage that I haven't seen in a long time, like an enlightened monk deep in the mountains. He patted my head and said to me:
"Xiao Lin, the truth is everywhere, the key is whether you want to find it or not. If you are determined to find it, then you can find the truth even in a sh * t pit."
I didn't understand this sentence, but it was pretty cool, so I remembered it.
Now I found out that my dad was still searching for the truth even in his depraved life. Every time he watched an AV, every time he flipped a page of H manga, he was searching for the truth in the pixels and lines.
To be exact, he was searching for an answer.
That was: Why did my mom leave him?
My dad, who had already comprehended so many truths, was actually trapped in love and was unwilling to transcend.
It was like he was constantly reminding me of how destructive women can be.
Enemies may be able to change your fate and cripple your limbs, but as long as you persevere, you will become stronger and more undefeatable.
But women can actually change you to a state where you don't even recognize yourself.
I don't want to follow my dad's path. Sometimes, I think it's cool to be like Director Cao and get infected with an STD.
At least you don't have to love others, and you don't have to be loved by others. No matter how hard it is to cure an STD, it's still better than the pain of losing a loved one. If it can't be cured, you can just cut it off and end all troubles. You can also cultivate the Sunflower Manual or something along the way.
Speaking of which, did I take Xiao Qin too seriously? It's because my way of thinking inadvertently repeats my dad's pace that I'm at a disadvantage when facing Xiao Qin's attacks.
Do I have to learn from Director Cao? Become a promiscuous person (at least on the surface)? Then wouldn't Xiao Qin automatically leave me?
That seems like a good idea! I thought of another good idea! I'm so smart!
The only problem is, how can I pretend to be a womanizer? Since I'm a womanizer, I should have three or four wives around me, I should have a harem!
Also, if I pretend to pursue someone else, if that girl really likes me, wouldn't it be self-defeating?
Unless it's a girl who will never like me, that's the only way to carry out this plan.
Does such a person exist? If I think about it carefully, isn't my worry unnecessary? My conduct is vile and my appearance is repulsive. Other than Xiao Qin, there shouldn't be a single normal girl in the class who will like me, right?
Whether it's the study committee member Gong CaiCai, the PE committee member Xiao Xiong, the arts committee member Zhuang Ni, or even the class leader Shu Sha, they should all fall into the category where they will never like me, right?
If I pretend to pursue them, it will only make them hate me even more. At the same time, it will make Xiao Qin completely disappointed in me and never return!
What a great idea! No wonder you're my dad's son! You can't come up with this idea without an IQ of at least 250!
Next, it's time to carry it out. I don't have enough experience, so it's best to take things one step at a time.
Also, my dad criticized me saying that it's rude to hang up on someone, and it's even more rude to hang up on a girl. It'll be hard to find your other half.
How stupid, dad, who would painstakingly find their other half like you! Your son is planning to become a womanizer from today onwards! Stepping on two boats, three boats, eight boats … and even starting a harem! What scum, what will I do! I have to make sure all the girls I come into contact with hate me!
That way, I won't be bound and corrupted by romantic feelings, I can stick to being myself, I can be a Spartan!
Speaking of which, since Xiao Qin has always misunderstood the class leader as her rival in love, why don't I directly attack the class leader?
Wouldn't that be twice the result with half the effort? How efficient would it be! Moreover, although the class leader's attitude towards me has been a bit strange lately, as the class leader, she can't take the lead in violating the '100 rules against intimate contact between boys and girls', right?
Of course, everything has to be done in front of Xiao Qin, otherwise it would be completely meaningless.
I forgot to ask on the phone earlier, I don't know if Xiao Qin will come to class tomorrow.
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