Every time I see him, I would think of the class leader's underwear. When I think of underwear, I can't help but think of the panty thief.
In the blink of an eye, it was already Friday. From the gossip of the girls, the panty thief had become even more rampant.
In the past, he would only commit crimes at night. When the girls woke up, they would find that their underwear had disappeared. Now, he dared to commit a crime in broad daylight. He jumped into the room from the balcony window. Not only did he steal the underwear on the drying rack, but he also stole the underwear that had just been taken off in the changing basket if the female students happened to be taking a shower.
As expected, his target was only the underwear! If it was someone else, they would probably hit the female student who was taking a shower! If it was me, I would at least wait for the female student to finish washing up and sneak a peek before leaving!
I couldn't help but admire the panty thief for being so dedicated — — in this fickle era, to be able to persevere without wavering, what a man!
But the panty thief's appearance had a subtle impact on my position in the class food chain, which I didn't expect.
Ever since someone witnessed the back view of the underwear thief climbing the building, there were more and more rumors about him.
It was said that the panty thief was a young man with a good physique. He could climb walls empty-handed and was as agile as Spiderman. Since he was always wearing military camouflage clothing when committing crimes, he was wearing a waterproof and breathable jacket like those in survival shows. So the boys gave him the nickname "Assault Team Member" and even gave him a set of self-encouragement lines:
"Comrades, for the sake of fresh bras and underwear, let's go!"
One of the most sensational rumors was that the real identity of the panty thief was none other than me.
The only evidence was that I matched the underwear thief's approximate height, and my strength was also about the same.
That's why all the girls in school looked at me differently.
In the past, they were only afraid of being bullied, so they would stay far away from me. But now, their gazes were filled with disdain.
What are you looking down on! In the past, only the class leader dared to look down on me, when did I give you that kind of authority!
Also, how can you be sure that I did it with just this bit of evidence? Although I do have camouflage clothing at home, I bought it in elementary school and I can't wear it anymore! He didn't even have a windbreaker!
Taking a step back, if I really became a panty thief, do you think I would let you guys off while you were bathing? I'm a person who either doesn't do it, or I'll do it to the end. I'll definitely f * ck you guys first and then f * ck you!
Take the two girls who were playing badminton as an example. At the beginning, they were playing happily, but when I came out of the teaching building, they looked at me in shock and fear. The badminton fell to the ground, but no one picked it up. It was blown away by the wind!
He didn't chase after the shuttlecock, but he was on guard against me, as if he would scream and run for his life if I made any strange movements.
While running for their lives, they would definitely protect their underwear to prevent me from stealing it with my superpower, right?
Are you kidding me? If I had superpowers, would I still be studying here? He would have long since joined China's Dragon Group and fought with America's Wolverine!
If you guys dare look at me with this kind of disdainful gaze again, I'll drag you into the toilet and rape you!
At this time, another girl walked over from behind me. I was angry, so I decided to gain the upper hand by making a show of strength. I stared at her with a "look again and I'll rape you" expression.
In the end, the person who walked over was the class leader. My fierce gaze had no effect on her.
"Stop glaring, I know you're not the panty thief, I want to talk to you about some serious matters."
I was very touched. In this environment where I was surrounded by enemies, only the class leader was willing to believe in my character.
Noticing the change in expression on my face, the class leader added with a light smile:
"Although I can't help but doubt your character, there were a few times when the panty thief was seen, and you happened to be sleeping in the classroom, so you have an alibi."
So it's only because you need evidence that you believe in my innocence? It's like a bucket of cold water was poured over my head!
"Hmph, I don't need you to believe me. I'm the panty thief anyways, the underwear you lost was also stolen by me!"
I said in a fit of pique.
A flabbergasted expression flitted across the class leader's face. She was probably wondering how I knew she lost her underwear. But she already told Loud Mouth about it, so it's reasonable for Loud Mouth to spill the beans.
So the class leader didn't pursue the matter further, but asked if I was free on Saturday.
I was startled: Is the class leader going on a date with me? Although this is in line with my womanizer plan, there's no point in carrying it out without Xiao Qin by my side!
Also, Shu Sha, you're the class leader! How can you say something like this in front of the school building that clearly goes against the '100 rules against intimate contact between boys and girls'? Even if you really want to go on a date with me, shouldn't you be a bit more reserved? At least I should be the one to bring it up!
In the end, the class leader wanted to visit Xiao Qin on Saturday and asked if I wanted to go with her.
It was a false alarm, good, good. Speaking of which, I really thought the class leader would take the initiative to go on a date with me. When I get home, I will definitely hit a sandbag 200 times to reflect on myself.
"Xiao Qin hasn't been to class for a week, it wouldn't be good if her studies fell behind too much. I made a few copies of the syllabus from the teacher, along with my notes, I'm going to go over to Xiao Qin's house this weekend and help her with her homework. "
The class leader said while flashing a stack of printed paper in her hand.
"Eh? Isn't this usually done by the study committee member? "
The class leader laughed bitterly.
"When I first made Gong CaiCai a member of the study committee, I hoped that she would become more outgoing at work. In the end, a year has passed, and there hasn't been much improvement. Looks like collecting homework for the class representatives is her limit."
That's right, every time Gong CaiCai comes to my desk to collect homework, she would always stutter from nervousness.
"Ye Lin classmate, can you give me your language homework?"
I always felt like she didn't come to collect homework, but more like she came to beg everyone to give her their homework.
Also, since Gong CaiCai sat in the first row of the classroom, her figure must be relatively short. For the average boy, their eyes would be facing Gong CaiCai's breasts (This is not Xiao Qin's negligible breasts). It would feel like Gong CaiCai's breasts were talking to you.
Gong CaiCai must have been embarrassed by the boys' gazes, so she became more and more introverted, right?
It turns out that the class leader also has times where she miscalculated? The more you put Gong CaiCai in a conspicuous position, the more she will be unable to lift her head in front of everyone. It's not like everyone is like you, some people are born cowards, what can you do?
This problem could have been automatically solved after she got married, but you want to solve it by herself now, how stupid is that! This is great, it was originally a study committee member's job, but now you have to do it for her?
The class leader didn't think she should have any complaints if she did extra work for the class.
"I just borrowed the teacher's office's phone to contact Xiao Qin's family. She will be home alone tomorrow, and it just so happens that she feels lonely. She hopes someone can accompany her, everyone is welcome to come."
"Everyone? Who else is coming? "
The class leader said that Loud Mouth and Little Smart also wanted to go, but she felt that too many people would cause trouble for Xiao Qin's family, so it was better to have one representative for each boy and girl.
"I can understand if you're the girl representative, but why should I be the boy representative?"
That being said, there was a reason to visit Xiao Qin's family in broad daylight, and it also made it seem like I didn't ask to go. It made me feel like I won the lottery.
"Do you think I want you to go? It's only because Xiao Qin strongly requested it! "
The head teacher stood at the door of the mail room and seemed to be staring at us with ill intentions. In order to avoid arousing suspicion, the class leader took three steps away from me and had to speak even louder.
"No matter what, you're her childhood friend, so it's natural for you to visit Xiao Qin! Also, I noticed a long time ago that Xiao Qin seems to be afraid of the other boys in the class, even more so than Gong CaiCai. The only thing she's not afraid of is you. Don't you think you're the only boy representative? "
"Okay." I pretended to be reluctant, "Then let's meet at the subway station tomorrow morning? Do you want to eat McDonald's breakfast together? "
The class leader blushed, "No need, I still have to make breakfast for my brother, so I'll come out after eating."
"Tsk, your brother is so useless, can't he make his own instant noodles? Then what's he going to do at noon? Don't tell me you're going back to make lunch for him? "
"That's not necessary." The class leader's expression quickly returned to normal, "Shu Zhe is going to celebrate his birthday at noon tomorrow, they won't be back until Sunday morning."
Another classmate's birthday? You still believe this kind of lie! Your brother is already going to spend the night with his girlfriend! He's already one step ahead of you!
Seeing my doubtful expression, the class leader explained:
"Of course, since his classmates celebrate their birthdays so frequently, I also suspect that they're spending the night at an internet cafe. So I specifically called the parent of the student who celebrated his birthday, and they said it was true. The other classmates who participated in the birthday party can also testify."
So he's not with his girlfriend this time? It seemed like Shu Zhe also knew how to mix truth with falsehood, an anti-criminal investigation method of mixing truth within lies! If he uses this method a few more times, his sister will let down her guard, and he won't be suspected if he really does spend the night with his girlfriend!
"Also, Ye Lin, bring your bag with you tomorrow. Even though you didn't take a day off like Xiao Qin, you definitely didn't learn anything in class. This is a rare opportunity, so I'll tutor you and Xiao Qin together. "
I grinned, I felt it was a waste of human rights to be forced to study on a weekend.
But the class leader's tone was strict, and she didn't allow me to raise any objections. It was as if she had to discipline me like her brother because her brother won't be around tomorrow.
That's fine, it's fine if I bring my bag, I won't lose anything. If I have the chance to get the toy robot back, I can also put it in my bag to prevent Xiao Qin from playing the same trick again.
Once I think of brother Optimus Prime, I'm looking forward to tomorrow's extracurricular tutoring.
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