"Ah, class leader, don't be so distrustful of me! If you're that scared, you might as well go home. You can see that Xiao Qin is alive and kicking … "
"No!" The class leader said firmly, "I'm not only here to visit, I'm also here to tutor Xiao Qin! Also, you're so weird, how can I leave Xiao Qin alone with you! "
The class leader was really boring. It was a rare day off, yet she insisted on tutoring Xiao Qin on the five main subjects and forced me to listen on the side.
Xiao Qin was good at both language and foreign languages, so she could keep up without the class leader's explanation. But she already has a headache with math, and now that she hasn't gone to class for a week, I think she's about to cry listening to the class leader's explanations.
Even if the class leader was a competent teacher, patient, and responsible, she couldn't do anything about Xiao Qin. She could only sigh, pick out the parts that Xiao Qin could understand, and skip through them.
The class leader was angry when she saw me smiling without saying a word, and I didn't even take out the corresponding books.
"Ye Lin, do you think you're smart? If you don't study hard now, how will you adapt to this high tech society? "
I picked up a date from the fruit platter and threw it into my mouth, then I laughed:
"I'll try to do low tech jobs in the future, like — — moving bricks at construction sites! That way I won't have to study at all! "
After saying that, I suddenly remembered I forgot to take off my clothes. Since we're at this point, I might as well show off a bit of my muscles and let you guys see my ability to move bricks.
The class leader couldn't stop me in time, so I threw off my shirt.
Under the tight black tank top, were the muscles I was proud of.
With a bit of force, my biceps bulged up like Popeye. The arc from my shoulders to my elbows was like an upside-down gourd, emitting a strong sense of masculinity.
How about it? It's more than enough to move bricks! I might even become a model brick-moving worker and appear on TV as one of the top ten people who touched China!
Xiao Qin's eyes sparkled when she looked at me, but the class leader looked like she saw a gorilla.
Don't look down on gorillas! Gorillas have a V-shaped body that bodybuilders dream of, and their strength is seven times that of a normal human!
Do you think someone as weak as your brother is a civilized person? Stop joking! Class leader, let me be responsible for correcting your twisted sense of beauty.
I smugly made a bodybuilding pose to show off the lines of my back muscles.
In order to achieve the muscular beauty shown by Bruce Lee in "Dragon Crossing the River", I used a lot of pull-ups to train my latissimus dorsi.
Once I raised my shoulder blades, it was as if a pair of wings had sprouted from my back thanks to the muscle groups involved.
Although it wasn't practical, Bruce Lee had done it in front of the camera before. Even if I could only imitate him to a small degree, it would still make me proud.
Xiao Qin couldn't help but come over and poke the 'wings' on my back.
"O (∩ _ ∩) O Haha ~ So fun!"
It seemed that after such a long time, her tongue had gradually recovered.
The class leader covered her mouth and rushed into the washroom.
What are you doing there? Do you vomit? Although I'm not handsome, it's not to the point of making people vomit, right? Have you never seen a specially trained latissimus dorsi? Are my 'wings' like tumors or deformities in your eyes?
You're a woman with long hair and short knowledge who has never seen the world! There are a lot more deformities than me in "Naruto"! It's even harder to find a character without deformities in the later stages! Also, hurry up and apologize to Bruce Lee! Bruce Lee used high intensity methods (including electric shocks) to train his muscles, it's not to make people vomit!
When the class leader rushed into the washroom, Xiao Qin lowered her voice and asked me:
"The class leader didn't poison my tea because Ye Lin classmate stopped her, right?"
Xiao Qin's paranoia made me not know whether to laugh or cry. I hoped she would be more clear-headed, so I said sarcastically:
"That's right, the class leader poisoned you! That cup of tea didn't even have any tea leaves, it was completely made from croton! But she grabbed the wrong cup in a hurry, so she reaped what she sowed. Look, didn't she run to the washroom now? "
Xiao Qin clenched her fist and hit the palm of her other hand, making an expression of sudden realization.
"The class leader is so ruthless! If it's that kind of high concentration croton soup, I might die if I drink it! Then she would be next to my corpse to seduce Ye Lin classmate! "
Did you really take it seriously! Did you not hear the 400% sarcasm in my tone! Also, she was intimate with me next to your corpse, how heavy is the class leader's taste! If her taste was that heavy, she wouldn't have vomited after seeing my latissimus dorsi!
I'm not sure if the class leader actually vomited in the washroom, but when she came back, there were still traces of water on her face, it was clear she washed her face with cold water.
Seeing that I still didn't wear my shirt, the class leader frowned and said:
"There are girls here, how can you dress like this?"
"Why can't I dress like this? Isn't a sports vest pretty normal? Everyone wears it when we play basketball in the summer, but I haven't heard any complaints from the surrounding girls! "
Not only did they not have any complaints, but whenever Shen ShaoYi exposed his waist and abdomen muscles due to shooting or breaking through, the girls would erupt in cheers (recently, the school doctor even whistled).
Since the room was a bit hot, and the class leader was too embarrassed to tell Xiao Qin who was afraid of the cold to turn down the AC, she could only tacitly agree to me wearing the vest.
I looked at my watch, it was already 11 o 'clock.
I still haven't decided what to eat for lunch. According to my and my dad's experience, if we order food outside, if we don't call in advance on the weekends and we have to rush to eat at 12 o 'clock, then we will have to wait for a long time.
I leaned back on the sofa and asked Xiao Qin if there were any good restaurants nearby. If it wasn't convenient to deliver the food, I could go down and buy it.
Xiao Qin clasped her hands together and asked with eyes full of expectation: "Can't you eat me?"
I snorted, "I can, but you don't have enough meat, it's not even enough for me and the class leader!"
The class leader widened her eyes in surprise, she was clearly stunned by our conversation.
After a while, her expression calmed down, she probably remembered I told her that Xiao Qin likes to tell corny jokes.
Xiao Qin complained to me in a low voice, then she said that there was a roast duck restaurant nearby that Auntie Ren often ordered. She only needed to call and they would bring out all of her specialties. She also didn't have to pay for the meal on the spot, she would save up a dollar.
I thought it was a good idea, so I told Xiao Qin to find the roast duck restaurant's menu.
The class leader interrupted: "Do we have to eat outside? If there are ingredients in the fridge, I can make some simple food for everyone. "
I didn't even have time to express my opinion before Xiao Qin raised her right hand:
"Okay, okay! I want to eat the class leader's cooking! In order to practice cooking, I usually store a lot of ingredients in the fridge! Class leader, feel free to use it! "
After the class leader checked the fridge, she said that there were enough ingredients to make a portion of stir-fry and a portion of sliced tomato meat. If we added in the red dates that everyone didn't finish, we could also make a portion of white fungus and red dates soup.
She left the two of us to do our language homework and went to the kitchen to prepare food.
The glass door to the kitchen was closed by the class leader to isolate the noise and smoke. Xiao Qin and I weren't in the mood to do our homework, so we peeked at the class leader from time to time as she cooked.
The class leader originally wanted to borrow Xiao Qin's apron, but Xiao Qin's apron had a rhinoceros drawn on it. It looked very childish and it was also a bit short for the class leader, so she could only tie Auntie Ren's yellow apron in front of her.
Although it was her first time using Xiao Qin's kitchen, the class leader quickly got into the groove. The pots, bowls, ladles, bowls, bowls, and bowls were all in place. No matter if it was cutting, slicing, peeling, shaving, pan-frying, stir-frying, boiling, or deep frying, they all showed a professional standard.
I've never heard of the class leader being an apprentice under a famous chef. She had to maintain speed without slacking on quality, so she probably trained to cook every day.
Her house isn't too far from school, but she rides her bike every day. Is it so she can get home early to prepare dinner and not let her brother wait too long?
I can almost imagine the scene of Shu Zhe sitting at the dining table, banging on his spoon and urging his sister to hurry up and finish cooking.
I don't know what kind of expression the class leader usually has when she's cooking in a hurry after riding her bike home, but when she stared at the stove, her expression was very calm, and it even showed a sense of accomplishment and happiness.
The class leader, who was wearing an apron and wholeheartedly preparing lunch for us, looks like a good wife!
Even through the glass door, the smell of food gradually drifted out of the kitchen.
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