"I originally wanted to shower with the class leader …"
When I returned with two large bags of snacks, Xiao Qin complained to me with a face of disappointment:
"But the class leader wouldn't agree no matter what, so we had to bathe separately."
"Hmph, your figure is clearly better than mine, but you're actually shy! I'm the one who overcame my extreme shame and risked being ridiculed by her to meet her naked! "
"Why do you have to shower with the class leader?"
I asked even though I guessed it.
"Of course it's to investigate the enemy, investigate the enemy!"
The class leader wasn't in the living room, she seemed to be drying her hair in the bathroom, so Xiao Qin raised her voice without hesitation.
"If you haven't even personally confirmed the enemy's three measurements, how can you talk about knowing yourself and your enemy? Not only that, I want to know the color of every part of the body, and even which parts are sensitive! "
Is that something a girl should say? When Xiao Qin said those words, whether it's your tone or expression, it's like you're a teenager who's curious about women! Looking at your infatuated appearance, I wouldn't be surprised even if you immediately did something like the panty thief!
"Hmph … but the class leader made a mistake. When she came to borrow a comb while wrapped in a towel, I took the opportunity to grab a corner of the towel and tug …"
Xiao Qin imitated the action of pulling a bath towel when she was proud of herself.
I could imagine the class leader completely unable to resist Xiao Qin's monstrous strength, spinning out of the towel like a spinning top and falling naked on the sofa.
Wait, the sofa!? Could it be that the class leader's naked body touched the sofa I'm sitting on?
If I looked carefully in the cracks of the sofa, I could even feel faint traces of water … Are these the water droplets that once hung on the class leader's snow-white body?
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva to moisten my parched throat, "Did the class leader not criticize you for doing that?"
"She did! She had even tried to resist! But she's too weak, she can't even beat me! "
The class leader isn't weak! It's because you're too strong! You don't have to emphasize your weak body in front of an insider!
"The class leader told me not to joke around, she even clamped her legs together to cover her chest, she didn't want me to see her private parts. It wasn't easy for me to reach this step, so how could I give up halfway? So I grabbed both of her wrists and pulled them to the side … "
Then you were able to see the class leader's chest in one glance? You must have used your eyesight to 'investigate' the enemy's situation, right? The class leader must be embarrassed to be seen naked by you.
You're so skilled at forcing yourself on someone. If you don't go back to being a little tyrant and embark on the criminal path of molesting innocent women, it would be a pity!
After happily showing off her rogue behavior to me, Xiao Qin sighed like a dragonfly that didn't catch a mosquito, then she suddenly became angry:
"Class leader is too despicable!"
"It's fine if you're bigger than me, but your shape is also so beautiful!"
"It's like — —" Xiao Qin couldn't find the right adjective, so she pointed at the fruit platter on the coffee table.
"Just like these peaches!"
I followed Xiao Qin's finger and looked over. There were water droplets on the washed peaches. The curves were beautiful and the peach tips were pink. It looked fresh and delicious, tasty and juicy.
Please don't use this kind of description! I won't be able to eat these peaches later! At least I won't be able to eat them calmly!
"Class leader is too much! Her waist is as thin as mine, but she managed to cultivate such an evil fruit! It's a devil's fruit, a devil's fruit! "
No, regardless if Xiao Qin has watched One Piece or not, there's no need to use such an exaggerated description. Also, even if I eat the class leader's devil's fruit, I wouldn't obtain any superpowers. I would only be arrested as a pervert!
"Hmph! What are you laughing at? You must be imagining the class leader's peaches! I knew it! If one day the class leader revealed a peach to you, the perverted Ye Lin classmate would definitely kiss it! Are peaches that good! It's just a fruit that can't fill one's stomach … Gong pancakes are much better! "
Stop talking about old peaches! It would have been fine if you didn't say it, but now I'm letting my imagination run wild! Also, what do you mean by gong pancakes? Are you trying to describe your own breasts? Can you not always use food to describe girls' breasts! Also, only doraemon would like gong pancakes! You don't have the qualifications to be the class leader's love rival if you only have gong pancakes! At most, you can only be Nobi Yasuo's love rival!
After Xiao Qin finished speaking, she angrily went to the bedroom to arrange the bedding. After coming out of the bathroom, the class leader saw me sitting on the sofa and breathed a sigh of relief with lingering fear.
"You're finally back …"
"Eh? Class leader, why does it sound like you were hoping for me to come back? Don't you hate me? "
The class leader rolled her eyes, but I couldn't help but imagine the peaches under her sweater. It's all Xiao Qin's fault, her descriptions made my young heart more and more impure.
The class leader also sat on the sofa, but purposely kept a distance from me. She said with a puzzled expression:
"Actually, when you weren't here, Xiao Qin did something weird to me …"
Well, I know what it was. Xiao Qin, who is also a girl, pressed me down on the sofa and forced me to show my breasts. That should be a very embarrassing thing, right?
"It's not like I've never experienced girls playing around, but Xiao Qin didn't just scare me with her strength, it was also her gaze …"
Was it a gaze filled with flames of jealousy? Was it a gaze filled with anger because the Kimchi couldn't compare to the peaches?
"Why do I sometimes feel like Xiao Qin looks at me lecherously, as if a boy is looking at me?"
No shit! She's been a boy for a lot longer than a girl! Also, since she said she was investigating the enemy, she must be thinking from my point of view, so it's normal for her to look lecherously.
"Um, class leader, maybe it's just your imagination?"
Although I really wanted to tell the class leader about Xiao Qin's evil past, once I said it, my shameful history of being bullied would also be exposed.
"It's not my imagination, I'm pretty sure it's the gaze of a boy!"
You've seen it before? Where have you seen that lecherous gaze before? Are you referring to the time when your brother peeked at you while you were bathing?
"The way Xiao Qin looks at me is even more lecherous than when you look at me!"
After all that time, the reference was actually me! When did I look at you lecherously! Don't always think that I'm looking at you with a perverted gaze just because I confiscated your photo from my hands before!
The class leader still went to Xiao Qin's bedroom to help her with her matters while carrying a lot of questions in her mind. Before she left, she even warned me not to follow her in. A girl's bedroom must not be entered, especially a dangerous person like me.
What's there to be arrogant about! Actually, I've already been in there! Isn't it just a sour, sweet, and strawberry-flavored feeling? Not only the room, I've even been in Xiao Qin's mouth! She almost vomited because of that!
I turned on the TV in boredom, just in time to see the news broadcast that everyone in the country was exceptionally happy.
Even though I wasn't interested at all, I could still faintly hear the conversation between Xiao Qin and the class leader.
Is it an instinct left in my body? Because I've always been bullied by the Little Tyrant, and the thing that changed the least in the past three years is his voice. So when I hear the Little Tyrant's voice, I will immediately be on guard and react to either fight or flee.
Is this the sorrow of being the prey? Just like how a rabbit must always perk up its ears to listen to the movements of a fox. Even if the rabbit one day turns into a Schwarzenegger rabbit, it still can't cut off its ears?
The conversation between the two girls was basically a bunch of meaningless chatter. I felt it was boring and just as I was about to turn the TV louder, I heard the class leader ask:
"Eh? Who's the person in the photo? "
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