It's weird for me to carry a girl's shoe around the market.
I found the shoemaker uncle watching a mobile TV in the corner of the market. When he saw me, he glanced around and revealed a sad expression of 'no one understands my loneliness'.
I noticed he was watching a soccer match. It was a match between the China men's soccer team and a Pacific island nation I've never heard of.
After looking at the score, I knew why the shoemaker was sad.
The shoemaker took a look at the shoe and said: "It's easy to fix, but you have to come back tomorrow. I'm not in the mood today."
Suddenly, the shoemaker's body trembled and he cursed: "Fuck your grandma! It's the goalposts again! Can't you guys just kick the goalposts! "
I left the China fan with deep sympathy. I hope the men's soccer team's defeat won't affect him from fixing the class leader's shoe.
Next, it's time to go to the supermarket to buy snacks.
Eunuch Cao once told me: Girls like snacks, just like how guys like to smoke and drink.
He also used that as a basis to share with me the 'Pavlov's Technique' he learned from the internet.
Anyone who studied biology would know about Pavlov from the Soviet Union. He was the one who discovered the 'conditioned reflex'. In Pavlov's experiment, as long as he rang the bell, the dog would think it's time to eat, and it would salivate even if it wasn't prepared.
That's why Eunuch Cao thought he could use girls' love for snacks to implement Pavlov's theory.
The specific steps are: Give snacks to the girl you like every day until she develops a conditioned reflex where she thinks of snacks when she sees you. That way, she will transfer her love for snacks to you. In the end, she won't be able to tell if she likes the snacks or you, and you've succeeded.
I think it's a stupid idea. The most important part is how do you get her to accept your snacks? If she hates you, she won't even accept your snacks.
Now I was ordered to buy snacks. I was filled with a sense of superiority when I thought about the class leader and Xiao Qin eating the snacks I bought. It was similar to Pavlov's animal experiments.
I should buy more and try to pick something that looks delicious.
Maybe it's because I ate dinner made by the two girls, so I wanted to give them something to eat?
Since the beginning of primitive society, giving each other food has been a basic human etiquette. It's probably already engraved in our genes.
He wasn't trying to practice the "Pavlov Picking Up Girls" method!
Speaking of which, I still haven't implemented my "Womanizer" plan yet.
Today was a good opportunity to pretend to pursue the class leader in front of Xiao Qin and make her give up on me.
But I'm here to visit a patient, and if I continue to provoke Xiao Qin, she might do something to the class leader.
Therefore, he decided to leave it until next Monday. The execution would be postponed for the next two days.
My imagination ran wild as I walked between the two rows of lilac trees on North Red Building Street.
Some of the buds had already bloomed with purple petals, emitting a soothing fragrance.
At this time, there were many uncles and aunties walking their dogs on the streets. When they saw me, they all wore an expression as if they were guarding against a thief. Only their dogs rubbed against my legs.
A young man walked over from afar. He was very conspicuous among the uncles and aunties.
He had his head down as if he was thinking about something. From time to time, he would grit his teeth and frown. His face would twist as if there was an invisible person constantly bursting his chrysanthemum.
But in all fairness, he wasn't ugly. At least he looked more like a good person than me. If a well-dressed girl was hugging his arm, the surrounding people would also comment that they were a match made in heaven.
Walking alone on the streets on a weekend with such a twitching expression, did he get dumped by his girlfriend?
Wahahaha, I'm so happy! This is retribution for dating! Based on your appearance, you might be the same age as me, or at most one year older? This is what you get for puppy love, this is what you get for picking up girls! Now you're done for! You're better off dead than alive!
I was rejoicing in his misfortune when I noticed that the person who walked out from the shadows of the lilac trees was wearing a green military jacket.
Also, he had a good physique and was about the same height as me.
This guy fits the description of the panty thief! It wouldn't be such a coincidence, right?
He was thinking about something with his head down and didn't notice me. When we passed by, I purposely bumped into his shoulder.
He raised his head in anger and both of us stopped in our tracks.
I suddenly realized that this face was very familiar.
Straight eyebrows, tall nose, firm lips, no matter how I looked at him, he was a good hero who would never betray the revolution.
But when he saw my face, his face immediately turned pale.
He panicked and broke out in a cold sweat, as if he saw a ghost.
His scared face reminded me, I remembered who he was!
Isn't this the peaked cap man's boss, the leader of the five ruffians I beat up under the bridge, the ringleader Jun!
Was it just a coincidence? A few days after I beat you up, the panty thief started to move. Also, your physique is about the same as mine, and you're wearing a jacket …
So you're the panty thief?
Didn't peaked cap man say that you felt the pressure of being a hoodlum, so you retired?
You retired just like that! That's how you relieve pressure! You're even more embarrassing than those white collar workers who go to the supermarket to make instant noodles!
It's fine if you steal underwear, but you even dare to look so similar to me from the back! First change your face, then cut off a few vertebrae before committing the crime! You directly came out to steal underwear, causing me to be wrongly accused by my classmates!
If I don't beat you up today, even your mother won't recognize you!!
Just as I raised my fist, the ringleader Jun. (Since he already retired, it might be more appropriate to call him the panty thief or the vanguard) turned around and ran. His speed could probably break the world record.
How could I let my prey get away? I chased after her, shouting as I chased after her:
"Stop! You brat, stop right there! "
The vanguard wasn't willing to listen and continued to run like a madman.
The uncles and aunties on the street hurriedly made way for us and stood on the side with anxious expressions.
I heard a few words of their conversation.
"Old Xu's child is being chased! I'm afraid they're going to fight! "
Why is the vanguard surnamed Xu? Does he live nearby? If that's the case, what if one day he steals Xiao Qin's underwear, wouldn't he not even know how he died?
"Who's the person chasing him? Isn't young master's martial arts pretty good? How could he be chased? "
Young master? Where did that name come from? Is it the owner of the underwear store?
"Sigh, maybe it's the boss of the underworld. Look at his fierce expression! I say, young master must have just turned over a new leaf and the underworld doesn't allow him to leave, so they came looking for him … "
You guys are the boss of the underworld! Your whole family is the boss of the underworld! The young master you're talking about is the leader of the hoodlums, a shameless thief who steals underwear!
The vanguard member, young master Xu, might actually live nearby and is more familiar with the area than me. Seeing that he couldn't shake me off, he dodged into a narrow alley, turned left and right for a while, and finally disappeared.
I was very angry, I raised my head and aimlessly looked at the buildings in front of me.
There was a KFC fast food restaurant in the distance. On the second floor of the KFC, there was an eye-catching neon sign with the words "Golden Victory Taekwondo Dojo" written on it.
I immediately thought, did that 'young master Xu' escape into this Taekwondo Dojo? Is he the dojo master's son?
But since it says "Golden Victory Taekwondo Dojo", the dojo master's surname should be Jin, right? Shouldn't anyone related to Korea or North Korea have the surname Jin?
Whatever, I still have a mission to buy snacks. I got a lot of clues today, so I'll let you live.
Actually, the damage caused by stealing underwear should be relatively small compared to throwing Shu Zhe into the river, right?
Does the vanguard member's behavior barely count as' turning over a new leaf '? At least he's not as evil as before?
No, it should be a completely different path, right? He changed from a 'ruffian' to a 'pervert'!
According to the peaked cap man, the vanguard member seemed to have retired because of the pressure from being beaten up by me.
Doesn't that mean I personally created a pervert who steals girls' underwear?
"Although I didn't kill them, they died because of me."
This way, the reason why the girls in school lost their underwear was indirectly related to me.
It wasn't completely unreasonable for them to despise me.
I secretly remembered the address of the Taekwondo Dojo. I have to get to the bottom of this and thoroughly understand the grudge between me and the vanguard member.
Let's go buy snacks first.
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