The class leader snickered and looked at me with disdain.
"I thought you were going to say something else! Do you think my brother is the panty thief? "
"I, I never said Shu Zhe was the panty thief …"
"I don't think you would dare say that! I heard from witnesses that the panty thief is a strong man who can climb walls with his bare hands, but Shu Zhe can't even do half a pull-up! "
She said while holding her chin in deep thought.
"It's pretty easy for you to do pull-ups …"
Her tone was definitely not a compliment, but rather a hint that compared to her brother, I was more likely to be a perverted panty thief.
"Whatever, you wouldn't believe me even if I told you the truth." I said embarrassedly, "On the other hand, can Shu Zhe pass the PE exam with his poor physique?"
Shu Zhe excelled in every subject and was proficient in several musical instruments, but PE was a big problem. The class leader couldn't help but sigh when I mentioned it.
"He doesn't like sports, so I can't force him …"
"Why can't you force him? It's because you're too soft-hearted! "
I patted my chest and promised:
"If you hand him over to me, I'll immediately start Spartan training. In less than a month, he'll be reborn and become a new person!"
"No!" The class leader immediately refused, "You'll injure him! You'll definitely vent all your dissatisfaction towards me on him! "
Eh? Isn't your tone a bit more certain? In your eyes, I'm someone who holds a grudge and is narrow-minded, to the point that I'm constantly thinking of taking revenge on you!
Don't look down on me! I'm a man and I've always believed in taking responsibility for my own actions, there's no way I would vent my anger on someone else! Class leader, if you offend me in the future, I'll also take revenge on you!
There are many ways to take revenge on you, why do I have to target Shu Zhe?
Of course, I'm a magnanimous person. As long as it's not a serious problem, as long as you kneel and apologize ("I'm sorry, I was wrong") like Xiao Qin, I might be especially magnanimous and forgive you!
At this time, the train stopped at the first station. There were fewer people getting off and more people getting on. The carriage suddenly became crowded.
The class leader was forced to stand closer to me to make room for the three elementary school students.
Although it wasn't to the extent of throwing herself into my arms like Xiao Qin, we were still shoulder to shoulder and we could even hear each other's breathing.
The class leader was taller than Xiao Qin and her arms were longer. She had no problem holding onto the rings and she didn't have to hold onto my arm to maintain her balance.
I felt a bit regretful, but even if the class leader couldn't reach the rings, there's no way she would be willing to hold my arm.
Also, with so many people in the car, will the pervert that molested Xiao Qin appear again?
But there's nothing to worry about. If he continues to extend his perverted hands, the righteous class leader will stand up and stop him. If he dares to resort to violence against the class leader, I can teach him a lesson.
Anyway, after a few days of rest, my right wrist has completely recovered.
I heal faster than others. Maybe it's because I was bullied by the Little Tyrant every day when I was a child, so I chose this path of evolution?
I wasn't happy at all about this ability that couldn't be considered a superpower. I only felt endless sad memories surrounding me.
Speaking of which, I never had the chance to carefully observe the side of the class leader's face at such a close distance.
Her eyebrows were like a light stroke from a master of traditional Chinese painting, getting thinner and thinner towards the end. Her eyebrows were always slightly knitted, as if she was always thinking about something, or dissatisfied with this chaotic world and wanted to personally correct it.
The bridge of her nose was tall and straight, and when paired with her bright and spirited eyes, it made her look even more heroic.
Her light pink lips were like two flower petals, slightly pursed into a smile, as if a smile would break her serious posture.
At this time, she slightly lowered her head and looked down, as if she was attracted by the childish conversation between the elementary school students.
Was she thinking of her younger brother when he was a child? I wasn't interested in the naughty brat at all, but I definitely want to see the loli form of the class leader in my photo album.
"What are you peeking at?"
The side of the class leader's face didn't move at all, only her black eyeballs slid over and she glared at me fiercely from the corner of her eyes.
"Of course I'm looking at the air! Do you think I'm looking at you? Stop flattering yourself! "
My quibble didn't seem to have much credibility. The class leader completely turned her face away, and I could only see her long hair.
Her long hair reflected the lights in the subway, making it look dark and shiny, like a waterfall of oil.
I suddenly wanted to reach out and touch it.
It's a good thing I held back, otherwise I would definitely make her angry.
Even if she wasn't angry, she would still laugh at me.
Since the beginning, I noticed that after the class leader became familiar with the new distance between us, she became more and more relaxed. She no longer had the shyness of a normal girl, and her every movement was natural and poised, like an adult about to go on a mission far away.
On the other hand, I became more and more nervous, and I began to let my imagination run wild, which made me seem childish.
Could it be that the class leader gradually treated me as her younger brother, and because of her rich experience with younger brothers, she relaxed?
But I was nervous because I didn't know how to get along with my sister?
Why should I be the younger brother! My birthday is February 17th, and I was born on the first day of the first month of the lunar calendar. Is your birthday older than mine?
"Hehehe …" I laughed evilly.
"Class leader, when is your birthday on the Gregorian calendar?"
"Why are you asking this?"
"Hehehe, let's make a bet. If you're younger than me, how about you call me 'brother'? "
"Boring!"
"What, are you scared? If I lose, I'll also call you sister! "
According to my experience, a tempting bet must give a person something to enjoy, and I'm confident that I won't lose anyway.
"Will you really call me that?"
The class leader asked as she put her hand into her bag to look for something.
"Of course, I keep my word …"
The class leader didn't wait for me to finish my sentence and took out her student ID. She flipped it open with one hand and poked it in front of me.
I was shocked to see in the "Date of Birth" column that although the class leader was born the same year as me, her birthday was February 16th.
You can't be like this! I feel like the class leader was born on New Year's Eve! Although the Spring Festival Gala is getting more and more boring, you should at least let your family watch it first!
After she showed me my student ID, the class leader also asked me to take out my student ID.
"I, I didn't bring it, and I was born on January 1st, so I'm older than you! You can call me brother now! "
I lied shamelessly.
The class leader looked at me mischievously, her eyes seemed to say: "Little guy, you still want to lie to me?"
"You were born on February 17th, right? I remember it very clearly! "
"Why, why do you remember my birthday?"
"Because I've organized the information of the students in our class many times! Some girls in our class especially like to analyze constellations. I heard from them that our constellations are very special, so I remembered it. "
"What's special about it! According to the 12 zodiac constellations, isn't it Aquarius? There should be a lot of people in this constellation! "
The class leader had a slightly puzzled expression, "Actually, I don't really understand constellations, but they have a way of dividing the 48 sectors. According to that rule, people born between February 16th and February 22nd belong to the 'Aquarius Pisces' constellation."
What kind of bullshit classification is this! It's clearly combining two constellations that are right next to each other into one! Why do they make it seem like I'm a constellation that's caught in the cracks!
The class leader continued: "According to them, Aquarius Pisces has the characteristics of both constellations, it has two sides. First of all, they're quite competitive and like to put their career first. Sometimes they're overbearing, sometimes they're a bit sentimental … "
"I don't want to hear it, constellations are all lies!"
I was still in a state of deep frustration.
The class leader completely ignored my protest and continued to explain like a winner:
"They also analyzed that people in this constellation will not tolerate provocation and will retaliate to the greatest extent. This is reflected in me, it's because I care about the safety of my family; for you, it's because you fight with people all day … "
Damn you! Why are the same constellation completely different! It's basically like they're looking at people differently! They're just using the constellation analysis as an excuse to say good things about you and insult me at the same time!
I turned my head away angrily and stopped talking.
The class leader bumped me with her shoulder.
"What are you doing!"
I asked in a bad mood.
"Call me sister."
It was a very calm tone, it didn't seem like a command, as if she had no expectations of this victory.
Nonsense! You already knew your birthday was older! You're cheating!
"What's so great about it! You're only one day older than me! Why should I call you sister! "
I had no choice but to act shamelessly.
"Hey, it's not an ordinary day for us!"
The class leader proudly stuck out a finger.
"That year, my birthday happened to be New Year's Eve, and your birthday was the first day. According to the lunar calendar, I'm not just one day older than you, I'm one year older than you!"
I had to admit that the class leader was right.
But my dignity as a man can't be trampled on like that.
I used the class leader's cheating as an excuse and refused to call her sister no matter what.
The class leader didn't really insist, we got off together when the train arrived.
I was scared to death, I thought I would be on the same level as Shu Zhe.
If I won, I would definitely force the class leader to call me brother.
Since we're both 'Aquarius Pisces', why did she have to go easy on me?
As expected, constellation analysis is completely unreliable!
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