Eunuch Cao adapted the story of my fight with the peaked cap man into a mythical story and spread it around the school. If you only listen to his story and haven't seen me in person, you'll definitely think that I have a Terminator's skeleton, a Daluo Jinshen, three heads, six arms, and Sharingan.
Loud Mouth was a kindred spirit. She knew we didn't even fight when she saw my clothes weren't dirty, so she asked me how I dealt with them.
"Not only can you fight, but you can also talk! You were able to persuade several hoodlums to give up with just your mouth, your ability to talk is almost as good as Uzumaki Naruto! "
The class leader blinked and asked: "Who's Uzumaki Naruto?"
You don't even know the male lead of the three great migrant workers manga, Naruto. How boring is your extracurricular life! She must have finished cooking for her brother and then started doing her homework to prepare for tomorrow's lesson. Then, she thought about how she improved and what she lacked today, and finally, she wrote down her thoughts for the day in her diary.
Little Smart heard our conversation and coldly replied: "Naruto is Sasuke's."
No wonder she's a fujoshi! Whether it's in 2D or 3D, she always reminds men to be gay!
I won't tell them the reason why the peaked cap guy didn't fight with me was because they suspected I was gay and they were afraid I would infect them with AIDS, so they ran away!
I said a few perfunctory words about the fight and said if they were interested in the details of the fight, they could go listen to Eunuch Cao's storytelling.
"Don't mention him!" Loud Mouth became angry when I mentioned Eunuch Cao, "When the class leader brought us back to school, he tried his best to hide in the middle of us three girls and we couldn't even kick him away! Isn't it because he's afraid of being seen by the hoodlums' accomplices? Look at his behavior! If it was during a war, he would definitely use us as a shield! "
I couldn't help but imagine the scene of them passing through a battlefield filled with bullets: the class leader would definitely be the leader with a sniper rifle, Loud Mouth would be carrying a rocket launcher, Little Smart would be responsible for laying traps and mines, and Eunuch Cao would sell out his teammates.
If he didn't get rid of Eunuch Cao immediately, he would definitely kill the three girls to save his own life, and then continue to live wretchedly without any guilt, right?
In this situation, the class leader might be the first to die. She took the lead and was unwilling to give up on any of her teammates. She would definitely ask to stay behind to protect the rear after being shot several times because of the betrayal of her teammates. After making sure that her teammates had escaped to a safe distance, she would pull the grenade and perish together with the enemies that pounced on her.
Was my imagination too cruel? Why did the class leader have to blow herself up? Could it be that he was worried that Eunuch Cao, who had defected to the enemy, would need his still intact corpse?
However, this kind of worry was not unnecessary. Eunuch Cao had already surpassed the level of a pervert and could do anything.
Suddenly, I thought, if I were in the middle of this team, what role would I play? Of course, I wish I could be like Stallone in "First Blood" and single-handedly destroy the enemy's nest. But reality is cruel, I don't know a thing about firearms. At most, I could only use a jungle knife and be useful in close combat.
After joining the team, the first thing I would do was to kill Eunuch Cao. At least I would tie him up in a place where the enemy could easily aim and let him fend for himself.
If the class leader stubbornly wants to keep Eunuch Cao alive, then one day I would have to collect the class leader's corpse (if she didn't blow herself up).
Since we were classmates, I won't just watch you die and be humiliated by the enemy. I will be responsible for burying you in a place far away from the smoke and flames of war.
If there are people reading this who suspect that I took away the class leader's corpse because I had the same filthy thoughts as Eunuch Cao, then they should be dragged out and shot for five minutes.
Although there are some hardcore H manga that my family sells that have similar plots, a good youth like me who has broken away from vulgar tastes will not be easily corrupted and imitated.
Just when I was wondering if the class leader's usually serious expression would become pitiful after she died, the class leader spoke to me.
She expressed her gratitude to me for saving her younger brother, and also apologized for the unkind words she said to me under the bridge. But from her words, Shu Zhe did not say that he was with his girlfriend when he was bullied.
He said that he was bullied by a hoodlum and was saved by me. Did he only admit it under his sister's repeated questioning?
The class leader also said: She originally wanted her brother to personally thank me, but he refused to come no matter what. He said he already thanked you, is that true?
Did Shu Zhe thank me? I don't think he said anything like "Brother Ye Lin, thank you for your bravery", but he was prepared to give his sister to me as a thank you gift.
Correction, not a gift, but a sale. It seems like Shu Zhe and Eunuch Cao are similar in some aspects.
He didn't come with his sister to thank me in person, maybe he was afraid I would expose his various schemes to betray his sister?
But it's not good to say that in front of the class leader. If Shu Zhe was also in the combat team, even if he doesn't have the strength to truss a chicken and is a pair of trash like Eunuch Cao, if I suggested killing Shu Zhe, the class leader would kill me. It's not like killing Eunuch Cao.
But if we keep a traitor like Shu Zhe, even if he doesn't kill his sister, he would still do everything possible to offer his sister to the enemy high ranking officials and obtain glory and splendor.
Although I thought a lot, I didn't say it out loud. I only told the class leader that Shu Zhe already thanked me and we don't need to talk about it anymore.
Looking at the class leader's hesitant expression, it seems like she feels that because I saved her brother, she owes me a huge favor.
"Why are you so depressed! Isn't it easy to return the favor? As long as you don't stop me when I want to skip class! "
I suggested half-jokingly.
"That, that's not possible!" The class leader flatly refused, "I can't play favoritism!"
Her anxious expression made it seem like I was asking her to do a striptease.
After a pause, she said: "As long as it doesn't violate the school rules, I can do my best to make things convenient for you … but you can't do things that violate the law or morals!"
I rolled my dead fish eyes, thinking that if you say that, then you can't do anything. According to your morals, even if you didn't finish your homework and went to watch 'Naruto', it's still a crime, right?
During the afternoon break, I was sitting on a flower bed and thinking about life when I noticed the class leader peeking her head out from the corner of the school building and sneakily peeking at me.
I was very surprised, it didn't seem like something the honorable class leader would do. I turned around and took a closer look, only to realize that the person had short hair. As soon as he caught my attention, he hurriedly ran away.
It should be Shu Zhe, right? Their eyes were 99% similar, and even their faces were 80% similar. It was understandable that I mistook them for the same person when I looked at them from the corner of my eye.
But Shu Zhe can't imitate the class leader's aura. The class leader's eyes are as firm as a mountain eagle, while Shu Zhe's eyes are evasive and full of cunning and cowardice.
The way they walk is also the same. The class leader takes large strides as if she could go to battle at any time, while Shu Zhe is always afraid of wolves in front of him and tigers behind him. After taking half a step, he would think about whether or not to step back.
God really has a bad taste, he actually made Shu Sha and Shu Zhe become brother and sister. They look similar on the surface, but on the inside, they are complete opposites. If they weren't brother and sister, they would have become sworn enemies due to their opposing views on life.
What bad idea does Shu Zhe have this time to peek at me? Could it be that he already took nude photos of his sister, but because I didn't pay for the underwear last time, he doesn't plan on selling it to me this time. Is he guarding against me while looking for a new buyer?
This brat! Don't let me catch you! If I catch you selling nude photos of the class leader, I'll tie you to the ceiling fan in the cafeteria and beat you!
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