I decided to give Xiao Qin a call when I get home at night.
It's not that I haven't seen her for a day and I miss her.
It's that if I don't call her first, she will most likely call my home.
If Dad picked up her call and she said some nonsense to him on the phone, it would be very bad.
The "HHH Enthusiast Club" that my dad participated in last time seems to have set up an illegal server that specifically uploads a large amount of AV and H games for members to download.
If that's all, then they are no different from normal porn sites. Sooner or later, they will be caught by the police and everyone from the president to the regular members will be put in cold handcuffs.
What's different about this association is that it is a non-profit organization. The server fees are all paid by Director Cao and the elusive president. They are also not keen on expanding the organization and are very strict with new members.
By the way, Director Cao is the head of the association and my dad is a veteran commentator. He specializes in commenting on all kinds of AV films with deep meaning and soul.
Some of the more famous commentator articles include "A smile without a white color is not a good smile", "The heavenly voice of Aoki-sensei", "Amami-chan's thighs and the loneliness of an otaku", "The H version of the Avengers respects the original work more" …
After dinner, Dad locked himself in the study. He replied to the customer inquiries from the Taobao online store and played the "Beijing Fever" series of short movies that were shot by netizens at a loud volume.
In his words, he needs to carefully analyze and evaluate the progress and shortcomings of domestic AV films.
I angrily asked my dad to lower the volume, since it would have a bad influence on a young adolescent like me.
"Dad, are you trying to go against the heavens! Our son can even hear the sound of AV films! If I rape a female classmate at school, it's all your responsibility! "
My dad tactfully lowered the volume. I walked to the phone in the living room and dialed Xiao Qin's home number.
Is it a psychological effect? Why do I feel like I can still hear obscene voices coming from the study? It should be fine, right? No one's hearing is that sensitive over the phone, right?
The phone rang 5 or 6 times before it was picked up. It was a rather listless and slightly hoarse female voice.
"Hello?"
I suddenly realized that even though she picked up the last time I called her, she wasn't feeling well today. The one who picked up the phone might be Auntie Ren who went home early to take care of her daughter.
The person who answered the phone only said "hello" in a very low voice. It was really hard to tell if it was a mother or a daughter!
What should I do? What should I do? I suddenly have to talk to Auntie Ren! I'm not ready yet!
Was he going to hang up the phone without saying anything? That would make me look like a coward!
And it's your daughter who's been pestering me! You trampled on me for so many years as the Little Tyrant, and now you're trying to ruin me for the rest of my life! Why should I, the victim, feel uneasy?
After a complicated mental struggle, I decided to face Auntie Ren. Since I eavesdropped on their conversation last time, it seems Auntie Ren already knew of my existence.
"Hello, I'm your daughter's classmate, my name is Ye Lin …"
As soon as I told him my name, the voice on the other side was filled with anger.
"You brat, how dare you call me!?"
Auntie Ren's reaction was so intense, it was out of my expectations.
"Auntie, don't be angry …"
"How can I not be angry? You caused my daughter to become like this, yet you still have the face to call me auntie? "
I don't know what Auntie Ren meant by 'caused her daughter to become like this', but it is true that I have been bullying Xiao Qin at school.
Also, why does Auntie Ren's voice sound a bit strange? Is it because of fatigue or anger? Why does it sound a lot hoarser than before? It's like she's purposely pinching her throat to speak!
Before I could continue thinking, Auntie Ren spoke like a machine gun:
"Do you think you're amazing? You don't know how to cherish my daughter because she's sticking to you? She hides in her room and cries after being bullied by you every day. As her mother, I feel like my heart is being stabbed by a knife! "
"I'm sorry, Auntie Ren, I, I didn't mean to bully Xiao Qin … I'll apologize to her when she comes to school tomorrow!"
"Really?"
Auntie Ren's words were no longer hoarse, it even carried a sense of naughtiness and self-satisfaction that did not match her age.
But her next sentence immediately returned to normal.
"Hmph, you men always say one thing and do another! Do you still want to continue deceiving our Xiao Qin with a few superficial lies? Our family isn't as easy to bully as you think! "
My heart skipped a beat. If Auntie Ren came to our house to denounce us, with her strength as a former world champion, my dad and I would definitely be lying on the ground!
If Auntie Ren, who loves her daughter, doesn't know how to control her strength, then our lives will be lost!
Although my dad is hiding in his study room writing AV reviews, I still don't want my dad to die because of me!
Thus I quickly asked for Auntie Ren's forgiveness and said a lot of good things over the phone.
For example: "I bullied Xiao Qin because I have a shadow in my past, I also regret it afterwards …"
Also: "Xiao Qin said she wanted me to be her boyfriend, I was at a loss, aren't we a bit too young …"
But Auntie Ren was relentless and kept accusing me of having a bad character and a disgusting appearance. It quickly escalated from a discussion of facts to personal attacks.
She said that my long and narrow eyes looked like a parallelogram, and the small eyeballs were moving around in them as if they were playing a Windows pinball game.
Damn, Auntie Ren, you really have nothing better to do! You're so busy on set, yet you still have time to play pinball on your laptop? Also, the parallelogram analogy is too much! I'm still a human, not a robot!
She also said I don't know how to be gentle with the fairer sex, that I'm rude, and that I'm ungrateful.
"I even gave you candied hawthorns when you were a child!"
Auntie Ren, you still have the nerve to say that! The candied hawthorns you gave me were all taken away by your daughter! If you really want me to eat it, then just watch me eat it from the side! Once you leave, Xiao Qin's true colors will be revealed!
Finally, she said: "Chen Shimei, you clearly already have my daughter, yet you still want to two-time!"
The more I listened, the more I felt something was wrong, so I asked:
"Then what do I have to do to satisfy Auntie Ren?"
Auntie Ren snorted proudly on the phone, as if she was already prepared and said:
"If you don't want me to be angry, then … unless the two of you get married tomorrow!"
"Eh? What did Auntie Ren say? "
"I said, as soon as the police station opens tomorrow morning, the two of you will get a marriage certificate!"
Damn your marriage certificate! Fuck the police station! You have to get a marriage certificate at the Civil Affairs Bureau! Also, the police station is manned 24 hours a day, so there's no problem of opening or not!
For her to say something that lacks common sense, this Auntie Ren is definitely Xiao Qin in disguise!
I can't believe she lied to me for so long, I'm still too afraid of Auntie Ren! When I get nervous, I completely forget to distinguish between the real and fake!
Hateful is hateful, but wouldn't exposing Xiao Qin's words be letting her off easy?
I decided to beat her at her own game and continue to role-play with her.
Although she still called her Auntie Ren, her tone was no longer timid and fearful.
I cleared my throat and said in a scoundrelly tone:
"Haha, Auntie Ren, you really know how to joke! I only played with your daughter once, and you're forcing me to get married? "
The other side of the phone clearly did not expect me to be this shameless and did not know how to respond.
"Actually, I'm indeed a vile, ungrateful scum who specializes in playing with naive, childish, and ignorant girls. But if you want to blame someone, you can only blame your daughter's low IQ for sending herself to my doorstep! "
"You … you …"
Xiao Qin, who was acting as her mother, was so angry that she could not speak.
"Oh, also, you said I'm two-timing, but I actually have my own difficulties. Because your daughter was on her period and it wasn't convenient to play with her, so I had to switch at the last minute … "
Xiao Qin finally could not help but explode:
"Ye Lin classmate, you're too much! What if it was my mother who picked up the phone! If you leave this kind of impression on her, do you still want her to agree to our marriage! "
"You're still talking about me? Didn't you pretend to be someone else first? You even made me call you Auntie Ren so many times, you should have taken enough advantage of me! Also, who's married to you! "
"I don't care! Anyway, I've already recorded our conversation just now! I'm going to let my mother listen to the recording right now! "
Eh? I didn't expect this! I just admitted on the phone that I played with Xiao Qin! If Auntie Ren really misunderstood, my house would become a slaughterhouse!
"Don't, don't! Xiao Qin, don't be impulsive, let's talk this out! "
"What, are you afraid of my mother? Didn't she treat you pretty well when you were younger? "
Compared to the cruel oppression of the Little Tyrant, Auntie Ren did treat me pretty well when I was younger, and it could be said that I was bathed in the spring breeze.
But as time passes, no matter how much people liked me when I was younger, if she hears that I played with her baby daughter, she would probably fly into a rage and kill me.
"I, I'm not really afraid, I'm just embarrassed that Auntie Ren heard those jokes …"
"You're afraid! You feel guilty because you played with me, right! "
"Can you stop saying the word 'played with'? What do I have to do to make you promise not to give the recording to Auntie Ren? "
"Marriage! I won't be angry if you marry me! "
Screw you! Originally you said you wanted me to be your boyfriend, but it became marriage after one day of not seeing each other! Even if I agreed, the country's laws would not allow two 14-year-old middle school students to get married!
I was momentarily speechless by Xiao Qin's unreasonable request, both sides of the phone fell into a temporary silence.
As luck would have it, my dad in the study switched to a different film. This film's default volume was a bit louder, and it could be faintly heard in the living room.
Xiao Qin exclaimed and shouted with a tone as if the sky was falling down:
"Ye Lin classmate, what are you doing! I only didn't come to school for a day, and you want to solve it by watching that film? "
Don't wrongly accuse me! What kind of pervert would call a female classmate while watching AV videos and masturbating? (Maybe Eunuch Cao would do it) The person watching an AV is my dad! But it's too embarrassing, I can't tell Xiao Qin the truth!
"Why, why do you care? If I don't watch an AV, it would be a waste of my youth! Which man with normal physiology hasn't seen an AV before? That's right, it's my hobby! Didn't you say before that you would support my hobby? "
Xiao Qin was at a loss for words.
"Um … I'm sorry, I was wrong."
"It's good that you know you were wrong, pay attention next time."
I pretended to not be ashamed of watching an AV, but I actually hated my dad to death. I wanted to rush into the study and unplug the computer.
"Ye Lin classmate, I didn't realize you were so thirsty, it's all my fault … But, I'll feel bad if I find out you left me to watch an AV … Next time, can you watch it with me?"
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