The McDonald's closest to the school was next to the subway station. Although it was a bit further than the food street, it was still a popular lunch spot for students.
It was hard to find a seat at noon, so I let Eunuch Cao and Loud Mouth line up first. I went to the second floor of the restaurant to see if there were any empty tables.
I actually found one.
There were three boys wearing our school uniforms (they looked unfamiliar, probably from the first year of middle school). They were sitting loosely around a two-sided table. The food on the table was messy, and in the middle was a large fries. The three of them dipped the fries in ketchup and ate while chatting with each other.
One said: "Who do you think is better, Zhen Zidan or Zhao Wenzhuo?"
Another had a disdainful expression: "Tsk, they always use stunt doubles and stunts! I think Brother Jackie Chan is the best! "
The third one ate his fries with ketchup all over his mouth and said: "Best my ass! My dad is the captain of the Town Security, he's better than them! "
I wanted to laugh, but I didn't interrupt. I quietly stood three steps away from their table, indicating that I was waiting in line.
As a result, the gluttonous youth who claimed his dad was the captain of the Town Security saw me first and his face instantly turned the color of pig liver.
He quickly whispered a few words to his companions. Only then did the other two realize I was standing next to them. Their expressions also changed. The three of them unnaturally stood up from their seats at the same time and bowed to me, their senior. They didn't even want the fries and walked down the stairs with their heads lowered.
The class leader, who just walked up to the second floor, just happened to see them giving up their seats for me.
She looked at the expressions on the faces of her juniors, then looked at the unfinished fries on the table, and her face immediately became gloomy.
"Do you only know how to use violence to solve problems? We're all classmates from the same school, so what if you wait a bit longer and let them finish eating? "
I was speechless. The class leader went up to the second floor early because she was worried about me. She was afraid I would use violence to get a seat, so she came to monitor me. She really doesn't trust me!
Since she doesn't trust me, I have nothing to say.
Just like what Old Luo said: A true warrior dares to face a bleak life, and a tough life doesn't need to be explained.
Coincidentally, the waiter came over to clean the table. I looked at the seats. There were two chairs for me and Eunuch Cao to sit on. Opposite us was a sofa that should be able to fit three girls with normal figures.
Of course I know Loud Mouth is fat, but Little Smart is very skinny. Once the two are balanced, they can be considered normal.
I said "class leader, you stay and reserve a seat" and went downstairs to help everyone bring out the food.
The class leader unwillingly sat on the sofa. Since she thought I stole the seat, she felt that everyone around her was criticizing her, so she revealed an embarrassed expression.
Eunuch Cao must have said something that made Loud Mouth and Little Smart mad when they were lining up to order food. At this time, he was holding an exaggerated plate of food and was being escorted by two girls up the stairs with his face covered in dirt.
Seeing me come down to find him, Eunuch Cao begged as if he saw a savior:
"Master, save me! I only said one sentence, and they pinched and kicked me. They even made me responsible for bringing back all the food! "
Loud Mouth urged from behind: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go! After this plate, there's still two more! "
I did not sympathize with Eunuch Cao's situation at all. The main reason I asked him to come today was to let him have a taste of suffering. Otherwise, how can I let you just sell photos and count money until your hands go limp!
There was another reason I didn't help him carry the food: I sprained my right wrist when I was playing on the horizontal bar. Although it wasn't to the point where I couldn't carry the plate, it still hurt a bit.
After Eunuch Cao went back and forth three times, he sat next to me and stuck out his tongue like a dog. He gasped for breath and didn't move.
His stamina is really bad, no wonder even lower grade students dare to steal his money.
The class leader felt a bit apologetic after seeing Loud Mouth and me tormenting Cao JingShen. After all, Cao JingShen was also one of the hosts today (Actually, it was all paid by him, the class leader didn't know).
"Aren't you guys … a bit too much? Although I know he definitely has a cheap mouth, we're still classmates, how can you let him carry all the food? "
Loud Mouth snorted: "Class leader, you didn't hear what he said! It's too disgusting, I don't want to repeat it a second time! "
Little Smart also expressed that it wouldn't be wrong to directly castrate Cao JingShen and bury him alive. When it came to how to castrate and bury him alive, Little Smart's description was vivid, easy to understand, and extremely feasible. It scared Cao JingShen so much that he broke out in a cold sweat.
I snickered in my heart: Class leader, you're speaking up for Cao JingShen so calmly right now, but when you find out one day he's selling your PS nude photos, you'll fly into a rage and castrate him with a double-barreled shotgun before killing him.
Overall, the meal was quite enjoyable.
Just like Loud Mouth said, because Cao JingShen couldn't control his mouth, she decided to gorge herself and make Cao JingShen bleed.
But she clearly underestimated Cao JingShen's wallet. Cao JingShen already had a solid family background, and he recently earned quite a bit from selling photos. The cost of a meal was like a drop in the ocean for him.
Cao JingShen sat next to me and didn't dare to be too rash. Sometimes, he could make some disgusting jokes when the girls were talking, but he tried his best to hold it in. His expression was painful like he was swallowing medicine. He could only smile and ask the three ladies to eat to their heart's content.
Loud Mouth ate until she burped and finally couldn't eat anymore. She patted her belly and glared at Cao JingShen, ready to pinch him at any time.
In comparison, the class leader and Little Smart ate very little. Especially Little Smart, she didn't even finish a single burger. She was as thin as a bean sprout. It inevitably made people worry if she was seriously ill, her life was hanging by a thread, and she would meet the king of hell tomorrow.
In the end, this critically ill patient threatened me at the dinner table and told me not to be the third party between Captain Guo SongTao and Shen ShaoYi.
Before I could think of a way to explain it in human language, Loud Mouth laughed first.
"Stop joking! Ye Lin doesn't have the time to be gay with the basketball team! Didn't I tell you? Their goal is big! Maybe in the future … "
As she spoke, she gave the class monitor a strange look.
I coughed to remind Loud Mouth not to spill the beans, and she swallowed the rest of her words.
After returning from McDonald's, the five of us walked on the road. The sun was so strong that it made the top of my head feel a bit hot.
Loud Mouth said she was full, this time it was worth it. Next time, we have to keep an eye on them and try to find out more secrets.
The class leader didn't understand what she was referring to, so she told her not to be so secretive and to speak clearly.
Loud Mouth couldn't stand the repeated questioning from the class leader, so she lied and said: When she and Little Smart took Xiao Qin to the subway station, Xiao Qin told her some embarrassing things about my childhood. The main reason I invited everyone to dinner was because I wanted them to keep it a secret.
The class leader glanced at me with a sudden realization and said proudly:
"Embarrassing things when you were a child? No need to ask, you definitely wet the bed! Maybe you even drew a map on Xiao Qin's bed when you were a guest! "
Loud Mouth and Little Smart laughed. Cao JingShen also wanted to laugh, but he didn't dare.
Hmph, laugh all you want, the things I really want to hide are ten times, no, a hundred times more embarrassing!
If you knew I was kicked into a river by Xiao Qin, pushed into the mud, and planted upside down in the snow, you wouldn't be able to laugh.
The cruelest time, after she finished reading a certain version of "Investiture of the Gods", she was very interested in Daji's "burning" punishment. She wanted to hold my hand and let me touch the red-hot charcoal stove.
Fortunately, Auntie Ren came over with a tanghulu and asked if we wanted some, so I escaped.
Also, Xiao Qin ate both of the tanghulu sticks. When I asked her for some, she actually said: "I'll give you one if you touch the stove yourself."
Fuck, I touched the stove like an idiot, but you only gave me one! Your heart is darker than Daji's!
I thought of the unbearable past again, but it's fine. Now that I think about it, Xiao Qin won't be participating in this dinner, so I don't feel guilty at all.
I suddenly felt someone staring at my back with hostility in the crowd.
I stopped and turned around. Sure enough, there were four hoodlums following me.
The one in the lead was wearing a peaked cap and had bruises on his face. His mother would definitely be distressed if she saw him.
This guy … Isn't he the peaked cap guy that I dealt with under the bridge when I saved Shu Zhe with the "weed whacker" punishment?
What, you guys haven't learned your lesson, are you here for revenge? But there are only four of you this time! Where did your muscular boss go?
I sneered in my heart, but after calming down a bit, I realized I was in a disadvantageous position.
First: The class leader and the others are traveling with me, so they might become their targets.
Second: I sprained my right wrist when I was playing on the horizontal bar, so I can only use my left fist.
But no matter how dangerous the situation is, as long as there is a 1% chance of victory, I will not take a step back.
I told the class leader to bring everyone back to school, there were a few 'friends' who wanted to talk to me about something.
The class leader was not stupid, she could tell with a glance that the four hoodlums were not good people.
"What do you want? There are four of them! Come back with us! There are so many people on the road, they won't dare to make a move! "
"Four people? So what if there are four people? " I said with an evil smile, "Class leader, didn't you see me beating up a few people when you went to look for your brother under the bridge last time? Among them are these four losers! "
The class leader was startled, "How did you know I was looking for my brother that time?"
Not good, I accidentally spilled the beans, but it doesn't matter. My current goal is to get the class leader and the others to quickly retreat, so I can happily decide who is the winner with the four hoodlums.
Even if I only have one hand, I will beat them until they are looking for their teeth on the ground, so they won't dare to provoke me again, and they will scram far away when they hear my name!
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